Take My Wife, Please

[nirmal6294]

Thats like a universal experience, you get bullied for a while and then you snap and beat the shit outta the bully, happened to me once. I beat that guy so bad his turban fell off (He was a Sikh) and he went home crying, from that day on he shut his mouth whenever I sat near him, Id probably find a dozen more folks with the same story hehehe

[cheapskater1]

dude you are a good guy, not afraid of anyone you even face racist people and animal abusers, go and face your wife, tell her how you feel. if she doesn't listen to yuo try to speak louder untill she shuts up

[monsterenergy0102]

HELL YA SCOOTER RACE

[gatito339]

hey dud how many years have been riding,thaks be saefy

[ylism]

What type of recording device do you use. On another note, I hope you can work out the problems, Between you and your wife..Thank's, yl

[jdbs2009]

Scooter Racer 2 for Xbox at 2:55

[pharaohgirgzz]

Has your wife ever seen these videos? haha

[BEASTatLEAST]

please dont kick your wife in the face :P

[MrGreenday]

League of legend moar !!

[Schaudenfroid]

What was with the freeze frame an then the short oh my goodness reaction? Someone let me know

[sidman62]

@Schaudenfroid hookers i guess.

[oscarmarin1995]

I think you should ponder your anger instead of just repressing, denying, rationalizing or whatever you're doing to hide the anger, avoid your wife and/or not flip out. Just try that and then just talk to her, maybe she'll understand. Hope this helps you out man, God bless

[wyominglost]

I'll take her. 

[ATVmaniac50]

hey mordeth have u ever freaked out about your wife live wtf u change the fucking diaper im not

[the1csandoval1]

so you livend in usa, if you did why did you move down there?

[mrxtechdoodles]

@the1csandoval1

Canada I think

[panamera]

what whats with this bike rant videos? stfu

[ThatsSomeSickShit]

@panamera Whats with faggot bitches coming to his videos to bitch, stfu and get out

[MrZzr12]

scooter gp

[jdh3515]

dude your in chick sand!

[moesanrath]

LOL i know right? Id enjoy a job where i ride my motorcycle around and post video's on youtube and get paid for it =)

[Huannt58]

Learn how to shoot a video first!> You are giving the viewers headache. Stop shaking the video

[ian27293]

You should go to the club on your days off.

You love to dance, don't you?

[rx7drifter323]

LOL "could u pass me the salt" "WHAT THE FUUUUCK"

[AridersLife]

sometimes doing nothing is the best thing to do.

[bahadonhblock]

shut the fuck up

[deerman1212]

where do you work?

[Blade4613]

So your work is posting videos on youtube? give me a camera and i'll do it in my town, i'll work for you!

[yl148]

I don't hate my wife, maybe just because we don't a kid yet, although, she does some yelling pretty much once a month, like woman's period, even with very little stuff, maybe something like how I didn't set up the table right, so I'll just have to know the boundary and work around it ~ well, life sux ~ at least my wife is better than most asian women, set a lot of regulations on their husband, something like: oh ~ you can't do this, you can't do that ~ I don't like your friend don't hang out wit

[detroy1234]

u could fit tht man *whispers to self i could fit tht * goes the other way XD

[TheDragonHeart666]

*hand hug* (high five)

[TurboNeon185]

holy shit man... i didnt here anything you said cuz i was having a panic attack watching you ride through that crazy ass traffic. 

[rangu66]

@jbhchu wtf religious beliefs are you affiliated with? you're a retard whatever yoy believe in is BS. Im Christian and white my girlfriend is mexican you're saying thats a sin? interracial doesn't exist everyone is the same race HUMAN. so shutup you dumbass waste of flesh

[ArnaudShanghai]

When you say your job is youtube, you mean you are doing those videos for a living?

[absintheyr]

@ArnaudShanghai Hes doing videos for a living yeah.

[shamwow1996]

I'm sorry this is off topic and if you have answered it already, but do you ride like a beast on your bicycle? like lane-split and what not?

[InfectedByZanza]

@shamwow1996 Watch his videos ....

[shamwow1996]

@InfectedByZanza I'm not gonna watch all 842 of his videos to find him riding a bike?!

[camisado99]

@shamwow1996 well he does he passes cars all the time and goes fast

[prezessikora]

I'm curious how have you met? For how long have You been dating before You got married. Or was marrige dicatted by her getting pregnant :)? It is probably a long story but You genrally talked very little about Your wife. I bealive there was  a photo of her on one of You videos a year or even earlier. She looked cute ;)..

[pellepuffin]

What video games do you play? :D

[TMNTPIZZA]

@jbhchu please go to hell....wait! Hell doesnt exsit too bad

[Krazer2100]

your wife sounds a lot like my mum. *sigh*

[Volf99]

....this video.... makes me never ever want to get married. I rather be alone and keep my money to myself

[TheCrazyandlost]

does your wife watch these videos?

[dkw12002]

Concerning that chocolate you had that got you wired. When was that, 1993?

[Fewstanator]

lol, ive been wondering this for a while... do people actually drive slow there, or do you just speed a lot??

[jbhchu]

Interracial marriage is a sin, especially people don't even relate that well with the cultural difference.. Your marriage is considered adultery.

[cipher619]

Dear @jbhchu,

You're an idiot. Dig a hole 43ft deep, fill it with fire, and jump in it

Sincerely,

Humanity

[BlitzddsBen]

@jbhchu fuck you.

[jbhchu]

@BlitzddsBen that's all you can come up with just more obscenity.

[BlitzddsBen]

@jbhchu what do you mean "fuck you" said it all. I hate people like you who are so closed minded and praise

something that doesnt exist. fuck god and fuck you. mmk?

[rapazitu90]

@Linkz14 from canada and  lives in taiwan

[TheMagicalTouch]

@Linkz14 hes canadian in taiwan...

[GoldwingDaz]

what do you tell your wife when she has 2 black eyes?

nothing, you already told her friggin twice!!

another great vid, keep em coming :)

[WunderDoob]

Another thing, you spend hours a day talking to yourself.

You need a pyschiatrist too.

lol jk.

[WunderDoob]

Your wife may have defined pyschological disorder that can be treated with ample effect. Of course the difficult part is finding a qualified psychiatrist in Taiwan, I have no idea what kind of resources they have for that.

[Sentinel57]

It's unfortunate but for many women it seems that the normal thing to do when things don't go their way is to start nagging and just be difficult.

(Logic usually plays no part in this.)

Well at least you can take comfort that you are certainly not alone.

[Nightss10]

i love how you swear but also use the expression "my goodness"

[ps3bof]

the pass me the salt bit literally made me laugh out loud XD

[92MustangLover]

Mr. M13, what game consoles do you have??

[pghag10]

Hi..I've been following you for the past month or so becuz I am trying to get my motorcycle lisence and I am taking safety classes by the CHP (California Highway Patrol) and so It's my first time being on a bike (Honda Rebal like 250cc-350cc) and so I am having a hard time turning from one lane to another with smooth throttle. so my bike jerks. help plz!

[graeme520]

make a vid of your wife

[feREXtheBLUE]

@graeme520 thats awkward...

[geppegep]

smoke a joint!

[TheGaoliang]

maybe you should take out all that anger in the bedroom, give her a good hate f*ing.

[Maxaker67]

if you really hate her then leave her.

[Maxaker67]

I think I wouldnt snap the first day but I think I would beat him the first day anyway very calmly.

[abevelarde]

LMAO!! man you have no idea how much i can relate to your situation. I'm sure im only one of millions of men that need some kind of vacation. I think i want a motorbike now. Great channel!!!

[lauraanddan]

hahaha 4:10 I LOVE how he waits behind all the little scooters just so he can overtake them again.

[TheJeako]

lol the Captations, "But i think i pay item aids and chocolate if you got me wired" lol? =O

[MobileReign]

Turn on Transcribe Audio. Try not to laugh to hard.

[cooljason101]

"Can you pass me the salt." "WHAT THE FUCK!" LMFAO

[narutoLT]

@DrMMHMD You should just shrivel up and die.

[Kelthuzad126]

are you saying you're gonna kick you're wife in the face? "come to johnnnnnny!" XD

[Serb4life333]

Hey man im trying to get into riding, i need some help finding a motorcycle. Can you help me? Thank you, I appreciate it.

[ZachLikesToParty]

"Pass the salt." 'WHAT THE FUCK!"

[dildude11]

4:03

[cptkorean]

do you have any mountain biking trails near you? its a great stress reliever and its a great hobby too imo. its a bit on the expensive side (if you were to get seriously into it), but i really enjoy it. you'll rarely meet any idiots on the trail and you'll feel good about it because you're exercising at the same time.

[khaosman1234]

thats what my wife said to her sister

[SADChrissyQ]

Don't go beatin up ur wife k?!

[dkJammin]

@SADChrissyQ Why can't you?

[hellomotofive5]

lol look at all the scooters on the line all ready to drag come on sooon lets drag 1 cyilinders at the redy goooooooo ow no m13 owns the lot ow dear LoL xD

[CasBOscar]

Did your son say 'wow, that chick is hot' at the end?

[youdevil6]

420 LIKES

[SubaruG27]

Its cool when ever you punch it on your bike and just own everyone haha

[DaveDude571]

can you pass me the salt

[goose003]

pass me the salt wtf !? niiiiiiice yea i get u nice example funny shit wat was JD sayin in the end? ejjejejej funny lil dude just takes it from them jejjejejejeje

[chunkyfucker3]

HAHA m13's son is a playa!

[henryrita]

ten years later they're gonna blow for Jedi

[Schaaf]

Is the guy on the back of the scooter at 3:06 wearing a strawberry? No, really?

[UnbeltedSundew]

@Schaaf Thought that was a lady. But maybe Im worong, hard to tell. In anycase the guy on the front is wearing a watermelon.

[PrincePrimeval]

"can you pass the salt?" "WHUT DA FUUUCK!?" LMAO :p

[JD4D]

@PrincePrimeval Spooooileeer

[DirtZoom]

Maybe you should put one of those anti bark collars on your wife, then she will get lemon squirted up her nose or elecrtified every time she "barks" dont ever use them on your dogs though....

[disbenefits]

mordeth is just fabricating this shit about his wife to get more views

[mjavor]

You should get a Hall Pass.

Just saw that movie. =p

[newchips]

1:48 Ironic. Now you're the ass that's going straight in a "Turning Lane"

[SparksUh650r]

You shouldn't let your son play bubbles with those shemales!! hahahha.

[europimpjr]

@swiftfoxrider I HAD THE SAME QUESTION !!! haha Im 6'6 240 lbs Football player lmaoo i look so small on a ninja and it feels awkward ! i was thinking about something bigger maybe ? but all the bigger ones have huge motors and im new to bikes ! Mordeth, You motorcycle riding english teaching canadian rave dancing guru, please help !

[TheReapersSon]

@europimpjr

Get an '06 Kawasaki Z750S. Those are awesome bikes.

[skycrysis]

What did i missed at 6:28?

[bemylover646]

Instead of complaining all the time to YouTube, why don't you do something about it instead of giving up? It takes two to mess up a relationship. Not just one. Don't put all the blame on her all the time. Think about it, if you really hated her would you have slept with her? Had a kid with her? Married her?

[DDDewd]

SO the real question is, do you love your wife? Or no.

[graemelockieable]

@13mordeth Poor little guy. You're getting bullied by your wife? Get the fuck away from her if you don't like it or don't love her. Your son is going to be so fucked up with parents like you two. Raise him on you're own & he will grow into a much more well adjusted adult unlike yourself. You're a grown man teaching children & act like a teenager who wants to play video games all the time. You have a son, you're in your 30's, it is painfully obvious you need to start living like a man.

[hdavid12]

@graemelockieable He's documenting his life, not asking for your opinion.

[durtygrrrl]

@graemelockieable @M13 He's not the most empathetic creature, but he's right about your kid. Not just the fighting, but the way she snaps at him. She seems to think it's okay to treat men like crap, you think your son is exempt? Even if she holds back on him, she's showing him how men deserve to be treated by the way she treats you. If you could see what my mom did to my kid brother, and so subtly that the rest of us didn't notice...Save your son, love. It's not easy, but it is necessary.

[doublebass1990]

"Can you pass me the salt?"

"WTF?!?!?!!!!!"

(did anyone look at you like WTF?)

Hilarious =)

[hrprk7]

once again i have to ask because in a old video of yours you said you would have to find someone really special to shave your ass for so is your wife the one

[JoshTilley121]

JD sure can blow.

[MeesWaxed]

offtopic: how bad are the gas prices in taiwan?

[Caboose3012]

play eve mate

[MrGhirbo]

With bully kid you did ok.With wifebully you should have snapped first time. What if you beat her first time it happened. Of course there can be a better way but it was just an example. If this lack of respect is the only thing that made you hate each other then it is just stupid, but i am sure it was something else. Man's role=take care of relationship ,respect,etc. People love and hate each other same time.U should get her back(if she still looks good after birth). i give u book, send me mes

[13mordeth]

@MrGhirbo "U should get her back(if she still looks good after birth)" that's funny.

[krakmxer]

@MrGhirbo there should always be give and take, 50/50. Don't expect the men to do everything in the relationship, that's just plain fuckin WRONG.

[MrGhirbo]

@krakmxer In a relationship there are leaders and followers... if you are not doing your man duty then you will follow the women , and not viceversa... this is the cause of many divorces. Instead of putting blame on women because she is "50-50" you should accept full responsability for your relationship and guide your women. In this case you give more responsability and she will always give more respect, sex, care , love, trust ... in a healthy relationship she gives up to 60% (not just 50-50)

[krakmxer]

@MrGhirbo mr.romeo, both partners need to engage and invest in the relationship, OKAY, it is not about 50/50 investment. It is a 100/100 investment. Each partner giving all they can to create a healthy and loving situation.

[MrGhirbo]

@krakmxer another explaination is that you work better if you focus on one subject and she focuses on another. Imagine you a car mechanic and me a motorcycle mechanic. It is better that we usually work alone ,you on the car and me on the bike. If we always work together then i am losing quality on repairing bikes and you are losing quality on repairing cars. Each is good at it's work so you better know exactly what is your job in relationships.

[krakmxer]

@MrGhirbo Yes i agree men should be the leader, BUT one thing we are in the 21st century now, don't expect the men to do everything and be responsible for everything, the women also plays an important role in the relationship The responsibility of each person is to give their best to the relationship.

[MrGhirbo]

@krakmxer You do your thing she does other thing, your thing is to take care of relationship. I think you do not understand this because you do not know "how to take care of relationship". Google it.

[MrGhirbo]

@krakmxer PS: Study shows that in 21st century men forgot how to be men.

[krakmxer]

@MrGhirbo whoaa, what about the women, mr.feminist?? lol

[Warkyle5]

@MrGhirbo HERP DERP lolz

[spookywraith]

Dance. Dance. Revolution. 

[Nexgcs]

Maybe your wife is jelous of how well you treat your son.

And/or she night need some "fillin" haha

[SargentAngel]

You should go swing at the park and hopefully get raped by an aboriginal in the taiwanese mountains

[MrTwelveoclock]

why not just get a divorce? itll be tough for a while but youll be happier before you know it. and its better for the boy in the end as well.... just tell him he will get two christmas's :)

and i was wondering.... does she watch these????

[Su1cidaLPancaKe]

I still don't understand where your 50,000 inactive subs are.

[luisloks]

could you show a picture of somebody who looks similar to your wife to get an idea of what you are dealing with?

[grantmc1]

Aren't you worried you son will see these videos of you slating your wife and hate you for it?

[ecookman]

what happened at 6:20

[treyc3010]

@ecookman theres 2 hot chicks in the right corner of the camera

[jimajim]

only by thinking ur problems its not a free day ;p

[QuestionZleep]

SALT?!....WTF GASH!

[Bradc19]

M13: World's First Wife-Hating Vlogger lol

love your vids, man

[MizterOrtiz]

Are you constantly speeding or is there no real speed limits posted there?? Seems like everyone drives fast... Seem kinda like theres not too many traffic cops pulling people over there.

[PleasurableDino]

Get her some or something, man. Calm and zone the bitch out. Might work for you. Your choice though, man. Hope it improves! Love the channel, BTW.

[dand3552]

Salt? WTF NERDRRRAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEEE

[ThePingjulee]

u hav a really cute son!

[Daork13]

I was bullied for years in school but then my old friend snapped and ended the bulling.

[boogerniko]

the son is soo funny :)

[pokemongivers]

Was this the day you decided to play the LoL tutorial > 3 >

[reddevil211287]

You and your wife still make sexy time? :o Maybe that cud be a fix?

[steadiworkz]

take everyday as it comes, don't plan, don't worry and be happy your able to walk and see the world.

[alibabaG420]

get her some anti-depressents

[anzac2404]

I feel for ya M13, I honestly thought that the crap your wife was putting your through in the past would have been over by now. As they say, some people are hard to love but there comes a time when enough is enough; I don't mean to sound insulting but we all know how much crap you've been through...I don't think she knows how good she's got it?! I just hope that it can be worked out before you do flip your lid, & go off at her; hope you had a great day. Cheers

[craig1360]

pay someone to make you happy for the day

[MomoNoHanna]

@craig1360 as soon as I read this my immediate thought was: 'a hooker?' ;) My second thought was a 'host club' lol

[fswmacguy]

@FraeschD YouTube makes revenue on ads. So the uploaders that bring in the most viewers are, in turn, bringing in more people to see the ads. IIRC, in another video M13 said that, while the cash from YT is nice, it's not enough to live on.

[FraeschD]

how much does youtube pay you? don't tell the ammount just say: "enough for living for 1 man and 1 child" or less than that or.... something else? xD

[leapoffaith20]

For the love of go, the next time she does it just throw her out.

[thegasmanification]

Kill the bitch?

[prezessikora]

What are u You playing right now? Any new games, reviews? Have You tried Heavy Rain?

[13mordeth]

@prezessikora I'll answer this next video.

[jenu2959]

@13mordeth

It seems you become hysterical if someone says to you to do something.Maybe your wife would not yell at you if you do what she says

[prezessikora]

What areu You plaing right now? Any new games, reviews? Have You tried Heavy Rain?

[Adrahil86]

You know the funny thing about that is, that all over the world, races, ages you name it, girls got the same fucking issues that ruin the relationship.

[2dL]

have you ever made videos of you playing video games? it would be nice to hear you scream like : BOOM HEADSHOT!! hahaha

[xstncd]

M13, I feel ya man... bloody women are just terrible sometimes...

[cruellordsoth]

Take my wife please I take here everywhere but she all ways mananges to find her way home

[brilliantsplash]

can you pass me the salt?

WHAT THE FUCK!?!!

[Nickiller6969]

@brilliantsplash haha

[osamarama]

does your wife even put out? lol

[spidez8407]

In a marriage a husbands voice is never heard .In court where theres a custody battle. A fathers voice is never heard. If a marriage is failing and its not getting better no matter how much you throw your efforts on top of it too keep it from growing into a wildfire just let it burn, bail out while you can. it only gets worse believe me i been thru it