Host a Windows 7 Launch Party

[alexjit]

im sure theyve tries all the "activities" lol

[appleAddict240872]

why i switched...



[MrMatthopgood]

the lamest video i have ever seen

[bladewolf39]

Although I love 7, I have to say, Windows way of marketing is....lacking.... kinda boring

[njamatia]

How can Microsoft do this OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN..........not to mention Steve Ballmer's going crazzy...............

I do not want SHITS like these to be my role model ............in face anyone would be ashamed by such shits no matter what the intention......

[njamatia]

I just want to know how much they spent on this!

[Designandrew]

Reminds me of the magic bullet commercial. Only the magic bullet commercial was awesome. So did microsoft actually ever think ANYONE, even devoted fanboys would actually 'throw a windows 7 party'????????????????????????­???????

[OmegaM41]

Hahaha, this was hilarious. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

[mattymmmm]

Did anyone actually do this?

[xarey123]

buy a mac

[spencerdev91]

He said some hosts lol

[fishersann2k7]

look at the teeth on the cunt fucking hell

[upallhours9]

The "Drunk Shots" were the best. :)

[cyb3rphr33k]

mom looks hot...

[UsefulChamber]

lol @ the black guy that stands there just to make the video politically correct.

[gmaster45612374]

The nerd opened and closed the laptop without doing anything at the begining

[pyromaiden]

Allot of talking and basically yawn. erm editing bits where funny tho lol:P

[upallhours9]

OMG Were they serious?

Linux for me.

[meak911]

this is so horrible.

holy fuck.

[Lervatsky]

Absolutely terrifying and hilarious at the same time!

[Moris88]

The nerd, the oldie, the milf and the nigger.. They're really focusing on reaching many segments LOL

[analyzingfunny]

This is a joke, right. This looks like a desparate company in trouble because of Linux and Apple. This really disgusts me. Fuck Microsoft.

[varquez7]

LOL. " This is BAD Lighting ". CX

[arcticbanana66]

I don't know if anybody's mentioned this yet, but watch the clock on the oven throughout the video. Also, around 4:00, the guy on the left's glass refills itself.

[hippiechik333]

Thank goodness I have a Mac and the mac commercials are actually funny and not terribly awkward like this. lol.

[varquez7]

LOL. I have a Mac too. Good thing it came with Snow Leopard.

[WitlessSod]

When I first saw the vid, the acting was so bad that I kept expecting a porno to break out.

[Vanillaface95]

LOL ME TOO HUMPIN THE COMPUTER

[thegertkenator]

wtf? was this an actual marketing effort by microsoft? If so, it's apocalyptically bad!

[MacBookGuy91]

3:16 Frankly I don't want other people touching / playing with my computer.

[luislinuxero]

LOL!

haha!

[guitardbucket]

Everything good about Windows 7 was copied from KDE. Everything bad about Widows 7 is pure Microsoft.

[isthisnickvalid]

Like KDE is clearly (google for it if you don't believe me) "inspired" in Microsoft's Windows.

[guitardbucket]

The first three versions? Yes. The new fourth version? No.

[isthisnickvalid]

Look at screenshots of Vista's beta and then look at KDE 4 (4.0, for example)

[varquez7]

KDE looks like Windows mixed with Mac. XD Just googled it now. CX

[isthisnickvalid]

Yup, actually every big player copies each other! haha

Anyway, KDE for the win!

[nohandtyper]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HA

Definitely a new favorite of mine!

[dan171717d]

i went to a windows 7 launch party, celebrating the almighty FALIURE of this video.

[dan171717d]

i stopped watching after 1:09 because it made me feel so bad.

[MHCABI]

Yeah, its pretty sad really (but ultimately unsurprising) to see that this is what microsoft thinks of people.

Yet people send them the message that this kind of behaviour is acceptable by buying thier products...

[martin24250]

Awesome!

[clrndalvare]

Damn now I feel pity for Microsoft, they are so lame .... !

[CurtHowland]

For people who missed the atrocious Seinfeld/Gates commercial, this production is typical of the Microsoft marketing department.

[petrus4]

Poor Microsoft. LOL!

[FuckAndSuckBitches]

it's boring, but unique

[Jimbomonkey1234]

The commentary made it worth it.

[michaelfurburger]

That party rocks! Wish I was there!

[serpico89]

hahaha stupid microsoft, a company worth billions of dollars and they cant make a video that "pretends" to be realistic well. looks like a bad infomercial hahah.

[RJW37Films]

I thought all infomercials were bad...

[serpico89]

true, ur right hahah. they shouldn't have done a infomercial in the first place.

[AdrianHamelink]

Dude, you're a pervert

[burpingtiger]

Lol *wink*

[upallhours9]

LMAO!! The Sexual innuendos are hilarious!

[davidcoady87]

is it me or do the two women look ike lesbians?

[USAattacks]

good lord how much do these people snack?

windows 7 makes you fat.

great spontaneous dialogue btw.

[inferno394]

phuck microsoft :D

[eimearoconnor]

windows shud go into comedy... there so unnintentionally funny.

[russtuff]

its so awful. i can't stop watching. its like a crappy 90s sitcom.

[thordk001]

I'm still laughing...

[AJenbo]

This was horible, the only thing that relates theas people to make it plausable that they know each othere is that they are all bad actors!

[minn0x]

LMAO

[djangoism]

God, just when I thought white people couldn't get any more nerdy. And then the black guy does his "Brothers Brothers" bit to top it off. Did Microsoft actually think people would do a launch party? "Oh my god Brenda, this is just such a milestone in my otherwise meaningless life. Thank God for Windows 7, otherwise I'd be in the garage with the engine running and the door closed. Oh, BTW can you bring some more of your lemongrass tuna with roasted baby arugula, it's so delish!"

[zjeraar]

at 1:27, watch the notebook.

[eginteractive]

The video is so fake and sounds majorly scripted. Way to go Microsoft. You truly win again. Of course you have to have diversity. You've got a white person, the elderly, a women, and a black man. We just need Asian's and Hispanic's now.

[TheLonelyImmortal]

Microsoft is apparently in love with having actors poorly pretend to be genuinely interested in ridiculous ideas like HOSTING A WINDOWS LAUNCH PARTY :D They are so fucking out of touch!

[jxwhee]

best use of the token black guy ever

[serpico89]

token black guy. wait, know what i just realized? token is a kid from south park, who's black. i get i know haha!

[keithcu2]

Very well done.

[Cientanni]

that was painful; but subtitles cheered it up

[catpowerd]

god damn its so AWKWARD

[JKos14]

Holly crap, this is a crappy commercial. But I gave 5 stars for the "subtitles". :D

[XXCOLINXXX]

hahahha the creater of this is made of WIN!!!! i watched the original and its gay

[twoberrys]

Jan from the show "the office" would have been an awesome brenda

[rsweb1993]

Oh thats genius! Love it.

[jamieilikeit]

Did he just say: How some ho's want their party to flow! lol!

[rofLopolous]

lol anyone notice the digital clock at the back goes from like 3:56 to 5:10 in 6 minutes and 16 seconds?

man this promotional video was weak AND lame sauce. good job on making it interesting with the subtitles.

COCKFIGHT!!

[Giga8yte]

Beware of microsoft's condoms, it's still thin enough to let 'viruses' through.

[trajoj]

Ha ha ha- 2:10min. The slideshow.

[nandihno]

Lol

[howard1474]

Trainwreck.

[jvalverde]

LOL XD

[magmatelevision]

Is it a new HBO tv show?

[bakatoroi]

Now Linux looks cool and not geeky at all.

[bmacminn]

That was too funny.

[sagenorrie]

Is Microsoft Serious? Why not just get a mac, then there is no need to have a party to celebrate 10.6 everyone already knows how awesome it is!! The joy of no virus!!!

[acmebrandx]

Ron is gonna lay some serious pipe on Brenda.