Louis CK on O&A #25: Those Chains Are Made Of Tensile Steel!

[ohnochuck]

louis, patrice, kevin and joe is like the best O&A lineup ever

[Davetacular45]

I'd believe in this Illuminati shit if it made a little more sense. Why would devil worshipers want to secretly control the world? Unless you actually believe in religion, it just seems like this conspiracy is just too grounded in "these guys are just pure evil!"

[pretorious700]

@Davetacular45 Why would anybody want to control the world? I don't know either, but I've seen plenty of examples of it.

[Davetacular45]

@pretorious700 I just think its funny that they also happen to worship the devil. Its almost like they were created by a bad comic book writer.

[ArtfulDawdger]

stop kissing his ass just because he's dead. He is talking like a loon, and he BELIEVED it. What a nob.

[JayPivot]

I would appreciate anyone watching my vids. thanks

[ApotheosiZ]

Oh god I'm going to miss Patrice, him and Louis were an awesome combo. I love the way CK fucks with him in all the O&A radiocasts and Patrice is always in such disbelief and falls for his tricks. Oh man I'll miss this magic, RIP...

PS - they should of had some sort of radio show or tv podcast together.

[TheCroatiaKid]

happy forty-furth birthday

[TheCroatiaKid]

Patrice is right about the illuminati

[grotmail1]

@TheCroatiaKid Nope. But Louis CK is right about the Illuminati.

It's not happening in secret.

[Lumpycpu]

exploited black teens dot com

i have a new favorite website thanks to patrice

[mafiadoller]

alllllllllllllllll shittttttttttttttttttttttt hahahahah

[FreewheelinLibertine]

wht is the video patrice is talking about

[tocsa120ls]

What if these guys knew the X-Files spinoff 'The Lone Gunmen'? Pilot episode aired 4 March 2001, and it was about terrorists flying one airplane vie remote control into the WTC.

[AlexusPius]

Why are conspiracy theorists always stereotypically shown as white guys? In my experience black guys are the worst conspiracy theorists (as you can see from this video)

[TheHuskyJesus]

Sorry Louie, Patrice is right, if you don't like all types of hot chicks, you are a Sissy. 

[drex48239]

what was so funny about tensile steel?

[5ully789]

@drex48239 King Kong reference. 

[soulmman]

@drex48239 I don't know if you're being serious or not, but just in the case that you are serious, it's a line from the movie 'King Kong', where the announcer was talking to an audience spectating King Kong, and when King Kong was acting crazy, to calm them down, the announcer (point out King Kong's chains) said: Don't worry ladies and gentlemen, those chains are made of tensile steel.

[gmgil2]

@drex48239 Watch the original King Kong

[544001]

these videos are so weird and sad now lol...

[emwalker]

This might be my favorite Patrice appearance. RIP, Mr. P.

[aicheyearaem]

Hit the bricks...hehehehehe

[brettgold333333]

R.I.P. Patrice O'neal, One of the best comedians to ever touch a mic. We will all miss you. The Good Die Young.

[CrimsonToast]

He dead 

[CryBurger]

'But I'd FUCK ONE" hahah Patrice is a hero

[GuitarnScythes]

what's the song at the beginning?

[xDyingZombrado]

1:50:13 lol

[Densemankat]

Patrice is a dummy, but i love him more than mine own family. Get well soon.

[drex48239]

patrice is so funny i really hope that he will make a full recovery from his stroke

[Hoelstadt]

@drex48239 I hoped he would recover too..

[mowgli123456789]

@drex48239 i just saw that this is still the top comment on this video and got sad... :(

[drex48239]

@mowgli123456789 yep i actually decided a week before the stroke that i was going to go see patrice oneal if he ever came to michigan then a week later he in hospital :/

[pretorious700]

@drex48239 awkward

[Chaosloki]

How awesome are these guys jobs that they're looking up porn in front of a live audience as their job

[thegreenbastard42011]

rodney king was drunk and stoned, he ran because he was scared , he was beaten within an inch of his life, and you say at least he was alive, anthony is the biggest racist on earth just admit it bro.

[PaulAll1313]

Patrice is a trip... the "devil horns" is the sign of the Texas Longhorns... just the Bush family trying to further distance themselves from their actual home in Connecticut.

[tobbelobbe666]

That was one of the best shows ever.

[lasneh]

Anthony murdered with that line xD

[mondaywar]

louie, patrice, rogan and kevins smith FTW!!!!!!

[AliYuseph]

Fcuk i Love it when he gets show and hangs up

[jek21]

Christ, Opie and Anthony are so far up their own asses.

[ndgambella]

@jek21 how so... they let their friend comedians take over the show.... they let funny people be funny, unlike most radio show host that feel they have to be the funniest ones in the room

[protuberance]

@jek21 Care to elaborate?

[jek21]

@protuberance Listen to that intro they play.

[wingsofmajesty]

did anybody else listen to this and check out each porn site they mentioned?

[116Bears]

@wingsofmajesty

No, but I was already a big fan of all the sites they mention.

[MightyNonsenseMaker]

@wingsofmajesty yes and afterwards i checked if one of the top comments mentions it :D

[BlunderCats]

my girlfriend is from hong kong and ive spent loads of time with her family and i can sort of see what hes saying, but thats because chinese sometimes totally separate work and family. if he had some chinese friends they can be so much fun.

plus hes right, there should be no racism against pussy

[joelberggren1]

Patrice should shut the fuck up



[donnathelightningbug]

"You can't marginalize the illuminati man"

[vaginasquidftw]

patrice could sue that breaking up for the summer thing is the premise of that dumb hall pass movie

[jonathanpqsi]

wow anthony brought down the house with that line

[fpsexcellence]

Louis CK & Patrice!

[fibrousfeces]

"Nigger jelly?" Patrice is hilariuous!

[ltohang]

patrice is a stupid nigger

[vandasun]

thanks Steve, for making my day once again!

(and I just googled Hairy Mongolian Bitches..:-)

[peteskeeno]

i love patrice when he's being funny, but if he even starts on his conspiracy bullshit, they should say "stop it or your out for the day", and give him a time out to calm down. louis proves the uselessness of giving a shit about what you can get by folding a fuckin dollar bill, but patrice is so insane that he can't even hear it. he can't not believe in stupid things, so why do they try to reason with him instead of shutting him up. he made the first third of the show totally unlistenable.

[BlunderCats]

@peteskeeno yeah he does rant a lot

[EmoSceneKid654]

Great videos, Steve. Seen everyone one up to this one. Also, 0 dislikes, as it should be.

[IncredibleGoliath]

Pussy is the ultimate denominator...

[PaulAll1313]

This was great... thanks for posting lol

[RonPaulOrDie]

that 20 dollar bill was designed in 1996 actually (after they failed the 93 wtc attack) and the reason they do it is the same reason gangs will spraypaint their logo at the crime scene, to show you who did it. they print the money, they brought the towers down. also it also shows the washington arch

[ahabthewhaler]

@RonPaulOrDie ruuuuuuuubbish

[RonPaulOrDie]

@ahabthewhaler yeah either look up what I said or just dont say anything, cunt nigger faggot

[ahabthewhaler]

@RonPaulOrDie ruuuuuuuuuuubish you speak. you speak rubbish then follow it up with big boy words. i dont think you are too bright

[metasailor]

FYI - the devil sign they're talking about Bush and other politicians showing, is actually the "hook 'em horns" sign for the Texas University Longhorns football team.

[pfunkrockit]

@metasailor Why would they do the hook em horns sign if none of them went to the University of Texas? Why would people like Silvio Berlusconi (the PM of Italy), Bill Clinton, Dan Quayle and Obama show the sign then you stupid fuck?

[MrOFoxy]

@pfunkrockit Because they have fucking hands you daft fool. So wait, all I have to do is become slightly notable in politics, and do the horns once in a photo and then I'm in the Illuminati? Sign me the fuck up.

[BonerJams7]

This is one of the best shows yet, keep it up man.

[Humanure22]

Louis, Patrice, Kevin, and Rogan?!?!?!?!?!? possibly the best show ever

[ESPguytillidie]

I WANT A PICTURE OF THAT GODDAMN HEATH LEDGER BIRTHDAY CAKE OR A REPLICA.

[moepippy]

I don't like watching black guys fucking any girls in porn because they always talk the whole fucking time and say stupid shit. At least white guys shutup.

[WillyWobSk8in]

@moepippy lol you listen to porn?

[sman78spider]

i wouldnt call rogan a bitch if i was holding an assault rifle, thats how scary a motherfucker he is

[rustedhope]

louie sounds like such a broken man at the very end.

[bzium000]

I'm so scared that you're going to stop posting those videos some day :( I'm addicted and I don't know how would I cope if i didn't get my daily fix.

[lutz18692]

what's all this "awww shiiit" from?

[semencore]

@lutz18692 black people

[dbfro1]

comparing white ppl voting for obama to skydiving is fuckin scrumptious.. long live the chemistry between o and a, patrice, n louis ck

[elusiveone2007]

I love you

[1844Freddy]

Thumbs up if the quality of steve's uploads make you want to drink his piss!

[iscream22]

I can fold up my dollar and show blacks rioting lol

[iscream22]

@omgwtfitssteve Thanks so much for posting these dude seriously. You make my days at work SOOO much better

[hippotoast]

That is the greatest Anthony line I've ever heard.

[P34V3Y7]

ants old timey voice gets me every time

[fdalkjfdsalkj]

19:40 "Because you're putting all your energy in the wrong places, which is what black people do" line of the day, imo. it's not black people though, it's anybody who wastes their time studying/worrying about conspiracy bullshit.

[BlunderCats]

@fdalkjfdsalkj amen

[LoopedKinetic]

I worship the ground you walk on, sir.

[Chnamanjx]

Everytime Patrice and Louis CK on O&A together at the same time, their banter is better than 90% of the comedy albums out there.

[Humanure22]

@Chnamanjx. Seriously, what makes louis one of the best comedians ever, is that everything he says, including what just comes off the top of his head, is brilliantly hilarious. He speaks comedy fluently.

[ExquisiteDoom]

Out of every radio show out there, this one is probably where i got the best life lessons out of. I LOVE IT!

[stoinge]

You always come up with the good's Steve,your the best!

[mojoheroin]

@PrivateAckbar how fuckin stoned are you cause im pretty stoned and you sound like a fuckin retard

[mojoheroin]

@PrivateAckbar oh you scared you fuckin should have been aborted retard :)

[PrivateAckbar]

@mojoheroin What the fuck dude?

[hippotoast]

@PrivateAckbar Stop making comments on every youtube video I fucking watch you cunt

[PrivateAckbar]

@hippotoast Sorry mate. I reread this shit and thought it sounded cunty too.

[hippotoast]

@PrivateAckbar jks man I love you

[PrivateAckbar]

Having said all that I would plow Zeina Heart into the ground through the fucking bed.

[mojoheroin]

steve is the only bear i would play monster rain with

[Aneth1313]

thanks steve, i always await your uploads with crazy anticipation

[SSJ4Gongi]

Love it. Does anybody know the song in the opening?

[jemoedurrr]

Nothing is better than Patrice laughing and Louie cursing. Oh wait there is: a combination of the two!

[musicman02]

good show

[boothesquirrel]

Patrice is silly

[lililiIiIiliIiliIili]

4 months ago, my cousin went to a pet store and bought some fish food.

[mowgli123456789]

omgwtfitssteve i would suck both your dicks!!

[fortyniners1515]

@YusufOthman

Every day i wake up and there is no new Louis Ck on O&A post my whole day is shit

[skibadee66]

@YusufOthman exact same thing lol