If I would be attracted to him alittle bit, it wouldnt bother me. AND if I could talk with him about masturbation in a humor way, so if it wouldnt be a tabu.
First, if you don't like gay people or hear about gay sex acts, you don't have to listen or read. The worst is when you still live with your ex and you can hear him and his new bf having loud sex in the next bedroom. I'm glad my husband of 16 years and I have our own house. Neither of us is embarrased about masturbation and when we see each other jacking off we either join in, watch, or go about our business depending on how we feel. Masturbation is fun, healthy, and not condemned in Scripture.
That would be quite a sexual turn on to hear a female making an intense cum sound while shes seconds away from orgasm as she masturbates on the toilet not knowing your outside the door. Where are these videos on Youtube?
Well, my friend Greg was lying on his bed once & he was imitating how two lesbians would get eachother off.
So, he was there with his two legs in the air, head up, with his hand between his legs & going back and forth like an ADHD kid who forgot his ritalin for a year, and making these moaning noises like a whore being electrocuted in the pee-hole.
His mom walked in, "WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"
LMAO
His face was so red. He stuttered out, "M-M-mom, i'm showing Jeremy something, FUCK OFF!!" lol!!
well I never caught my roommate masturbating but he did have sex with his girlfriend while I was laying in my bed across from him... that was SO uncomfortable... I acted like I was asleep not to ruin it for him, but ugh, it was so hard to fall back asleep, especially since it was early in the morning , when people normally wake up.
Just ask him to tone it down a bit. We have such a prudish, Victorian attitude about sex and the one thing we don't talk about at all is jacking off. We all do it. If you are in your teens or 20s you will do it a lot. The easiest thing is to talk about it so if there is an issue, no one needs to be embarrased. Are you attracted to your roommate? If so, you may have a solution already in hand.
I actually don't care when they are doing it or if I can hear it, as long as they aren't interrupting me doing a project like drawing or watching T.V., or screaming to the top of their lungs. It doesn't matter to me, but all I ask is that you at least have the decency to CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS, or not do it when I have company over. Also, don't have conversations with yourself like "I'm gonna fuck you hard, you little bitch, I'm gonna make you sore." That's where I draw the line.
So, lemme get this str8 (so to speak), your roommate would masturbate to the sounds of YOU having sex with your boyfriend and you find it gross that YOU could hear HIM?? You claim to have quiet sex but your roomie could hear you, would get horny and whack-the-willie but in the end (again, so to speak), it was YOUR jiggy-gettin' that could be heard through the walls....right?!
So, lemme get this str8 (so to speak), your roommate would masturbate to the sounds of YOU having sex with your boyfriend and you find it gross that YOU could hear HIM?? You claim to have quiet sex but your roomie could hear you, would get horny and whack-the-willie but in the end (again, so to speak), it was YOUR jiggy-gettin' that could be heard through the walls....right?!
several times ive let some of my coupled friends stay the night at my house in the guest room or the living room if theyve had too much to drink. and ive woken up in the middle of the night to them fu**ing!!!!! everytime this happens i send that couple either my dry cleaning bill for the sheets or my stanley steemer bill for the sofa :)
When I lived with my best friend, we would keep both our bedroom doors open during the night because she had a cat that would constantly paw at the doors at 3 in the morning, and being a light sleeper I could hear everything. So several times I remember hearing a zzzzzzzzzzzzzz noise coming from her room every so often. Never heard her actually make a noise, just that of her boyfriend, um, substitute.
You look like a nice guy, but I don't understand why you are talking with an American/Canadian accent. The last video I watched of yours you were talking with an Austrailan sounding accent. I just feel it's so fake when people do that after being in anothe country for a while. Be proud of your real accent and stop trying to be something you are not.
My Housemates are constantly shagging and it isn't even subtle 'muffled' moans which I could deal with they just seem to get louder the longer it goes on proper does my head in as they know the walls are thin and it's a small space we share. It's So Disrespectfull to the rest of the house if they wanna do it they should at least wait until we are out of the house or get their own place!
I also like to be covert if I know people are in earshot. It's just the polite thing to do.
Funny thing, I've been with my boyfriend for years and one day I stayed the night and I heard a family member going at it. He said he'd never seen/heard it before. I guess I have better hearing. :)
A few years ago, I could hear the guy and a woman in the adjacent apartment having sex all the time for hours and hours.
For a week, I shared a room/bed with a friend, then I'd hear his other two roommates fucking, and sometimes all three of them fucking... they'd fuck with the door wide open and uninhibited. ... I almost took it as an invitation to join, but... really it just made me go elsewhere most of the time and even moreso look forward to my apartment being ready.
i was seen masterbating and i asked if they wanted to help out or join in, fuck it i really dont care if they see my penis its kinda funny seeing the look on there faces, and some times when im waiting for my room mate so come home ill sit there with no boxers on till he walkes into the room and he see's my junk hanging out lol
Well ive never heard anyone pleasuring themselves but i witnessed a homeless person doing it in a park,I was with my mom in the car and she pointed it out while we were passing by...it was gross
Seriously - you should write a letter to the management expressing your concerns that your neighbors may have farm animals breeding in their apartment.
is he gay
bigman4018 1 month ago
If I would be attracted to him alittle bit, it wouldnt bother me. AND if I could talk with him about masturbation in a humor way, so if it wouldnt be a tabu.
Audiofreund2 3 months ago
and your super gay
PHantasyFreek321ffkh 3 months ago
First, if you don't like gay people or hear about gay sex acts, you don't have to listen or read. The worst is when you still live with your ex and you can hear him and his new bf having loud sex in the next bedroom. I'm glad my husband of 16 years and I have our own house. Neither of us is embarrased about masturbation and when we see each other jacking off we either join in, watch, or go about our business depending on how we feel. Masturbation is fun, healthy, and not condemned in Scripture.
smokey1255 4 months ago
You have a really nice voice, i must say! I think you can be a DJ. :)
EVERCADEVIL 5 months ago
"...because it was dying... of death ..and masturbation"
laughed so freaking hard
JasonlVlraz 6 months ago
queeeeeeeeeeeer
H4RDB0DY 6 months ago
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That would be quite a sexual turn on to hear a female making an intense cum sound while shes seconds away from orgasm as she masturbates on the toilet not knowing your outside the door. Where are these videos on Youtube?
domram12 7 months ago
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domram12 7 months ago
what kind of accent do you have? its hot
Kelsey1884 7 months ago
I used to hear my mum having sex all the time :( that is super awkward because not only was it a person having sex, it was my MUM EEWWWW
edaj84 7 months ago
Well, my friend Greg was lying on his bed once & he was imitating how two lesbians would get eachother off.
So, he was there with his two legs in the air, head up, with his hand between his legs & going back and forth like an ADHD kid who forgot his ritalin for a year, and making these moaning noises like a whore being electrocuted in the pee-hole.
His mom walked in, "WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"
LMAO
His face was so red. He stuttered out, "M-M-mom, i'm showing Jeremy something, FUCK OFF!!" lol!!
imjere 7 months ago 6
I luv you laughing, so cute mr.
jonniebois 7 months ago
well I never caught my roommate masturbating but he did have sex with his girlfriend while I was laying in my bed across from him... that was SO uncomfortable... I acted like I was asleep not to ruin it for him, but ugh, it was so hard to fall back asleep, especially since it was early in the morning , when people normally wake up.
ERAUPRCWA 7 months ago
if you did not like what a roomate was doing, i hope that you honestly confronted them with the issue!
joneyedoc 8 months ago
Just ask him to tone it down a bit. We have such a prudish, Victorian attitude about sex and the one thing we don't talk about at all is jacking off. We all do it. If you are in your teens or 20s you will do it a lot. The easiest thing is to talk about it so if there is an issue, no one needs to be embarrased. Are you attracted to your roommate? If so, you may have a solution already in hand.
smokey1255 8 months ago
haha u gots a hickey! :P
futureMrsAndySix 9 months ago
@futureMrsAndySix It's a lipstick Tattoo :-D
ExplorationB 9 months ago 3
@ExplorationB w/e X3
futureMrsAndySix 9 months ago
I actually don't care when they are doing it or if I can hear it, as long as they aren't interrupting me doing a project like drawing or watching T.V., or screaming to the top of their lungs. It doesn't matter to me, but all I ask is that you at least have the decency to CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS, or not do it when I have company over. Also, don't have conversations with yourself like "I'm gonna fuck you hard, you little bitch, I'm gonna make you sore." That's where I draw the line.
Lanedude08 10 months ago
Ur FAG its Alright .... Everyone has a right to live
gog3tass4 10 months ago
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So, lemme get this str8 (so to speak), your roommate would masturbate to the sounds of YOU having sex with your boyfriend and you find it gross that YOU could hear HIM?? You claim to have quiet sex but your roomie could hear you, would get horny and whack-the-willie but in the end (again, so to speak), it was YOUR jiggy-gettin' that could be heard through the walls....right?!
fineskin 10 months ago
your gay/??? cool (: I have gay friends and they are the coolest
MercedesNoah 10 months ago
That's just nasty! I think masturbation in general is gross lol
Zephur19 10 months ago
You're a sensitive loser bitch.
SeeburgMusic 10 months ago
looser
mauricioduhart2 10 months ago
HA ! he got a hickey xD on 0:44 u can see it xD lmao
ingreat789 10 months ago
...my creepy experience: I heard my parents getting jiggy with it...yeah, really weird, huh?!...
HarryPottersGinny1 11 months ago
Bullshit
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Aerrow802 1 year ago
This is why I refuse to have roomates. Its not worth my sanity to save money...
Yewon2001 1 year ago
''Dying of death!'' You are funny :3
GuroNorway 1 year ago
weird and naughty get a life
larryhiles0212 1 year ago
buddy noone wants to hear u ever thoughtr of that you gay fagget ill rock ur ass hole
mystiffone1 1 year ago
So, lemme get this str8 (so to speak), your roommate would masturbate to the sounds of YOU having sex with your boyfriend and you find it gross that YOU could hear HIM?? You claim to have quiet sex but your roomie could hear you, would get horny and whack-the-willie but in the end (again, so to speak), it was YOUR jiggy-gettin' that could be heard through the walls....right?!
jymmer54601 1 year ago 3
several times ive let some of my coupled friends stay the night at my house in the guest room or the living room if theyve had too much to drink. and ive woken up in the middle of the night to them fu**ing!!!!! everytime this happens i send that couple either my dry cleaning bill for the sheets or my stanley steemer bill for the sofa :)
taylorreiss 1 year ago
sorry but i got nothing about gay people but dont make clips about it
sharked100 1 year ago
@sharked100 I got nothing against streight prudish people, but dont look for something that is going to make you secretly enjoy it
atomicnortherner 1 year ago
Your too cool!
CantusMaximus 1 year ago
BORING! cliche youtube video
specstorm 1 year ago
meh, prudish
aeonjoey 1 year ago
When I lived with my best friend, we would keep both our bedroom doors open during the night because she had a cat that would constantly paw at the doors at 3 in the morning, and being a light sleeper I could hear everything. So several times I remember hearing a zzzzzzzzzzzzzz noise coming from her room every so often. Never heard her actually make a noise, just that of her boyfriend, um, substitute.
borderline84 1 year ago
Quiet is boring
Coolerdbz69 1 year ago
In the public restroom, I heard this dude taking shit or either he having gay sex.
aznguymetal 1 year ago
Super fag and Super homo
mahabang 1 year ago
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geoffck6969 1 year ago
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GTFO FAG! WE DONT NEED YOUR KIND OF ASSHOLES IN THE WORLD
NeverKnowsBests 1 year ago
@NeverKnowsBests
Come out of the closet.
Xzathos 1 year ago 3
ur gay....... lmfaooo where's peoples head at!!!! lmfaoaoooooooooooo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
no hating i dont like it... but i just find that funny cuase my family is soo catholic... they can hate all they want.
hyde1winterfall 1 year ago
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I think you are a boring partner
eugenegold1964 1 year ago
You look like a nice guy, but I don't understand why you are talking with an American/Canadian accent. The last video I watched of yours you were talking with an Austrailan sounding accent. I just feel it's so fake when people do that after being in anothe country for a while. Be proud of your real accent and stop trying to be something you are not.
spanishloverfun 1 year ago
@spanishloverfun I sound Australian to me. :-/
ExplorationB 1 year ago 19
@ExplorationB u souns australian to me to
i love u Australian
freddykrueger971 1 year ago
@ExplorationB And you are..?
BloreX 1 year ago
@spanishloverfun wats this 'canadian' accent u speak of?Nowone has an accent expect those newfoundlanders.Im canadian by the way
DylanDylan31 1 year ago
oh my god me too i dont make noise during sex and it is gross hereing it too when peple make noises
whitewiccanwitch 1 year ago
Never caught a housemate but catching your parents, and your mum and step-dad and having to listen to it like every night was pretty shit. :(
edaj84 1 year ago
you talk like my year ten maths teacher
"i dont need to hear tharrrt it's none negotiable"
HardTowel 1 year ago
yuk being gay is a sin!!!!
laura199212098 1 year ago
@laura199212098
by saying that you are being a good Christian?????????
rent8907 1 year ago
i caught my older bro jacking off today. im not gonna lie i got a glimpse of his dick its like 9 inches its disgusting ( and hes 14!!!!!)
monkeycrap25 1 year ago
I really lost interest in watching it after he said "me and my boyfriend" lol
hujcieto1 1 year ago
Hahaha, This is Hilarious, Marry me!!!!
itsbradie 1 year ago
My Housemates are constantly shagging and it isn't even subtle 'muffled' moans which I could deal with they just seem to get louder the longer it goes on proper does my head in as they know the walls are thin and it's a small space we share. It's So Disrespectfull to the rest of the house if they wanna do it they should at least wait until we are out of the house or get their own place!
Cashback13 1 year ago
It was dying of death'? LMAO
Blaaspijp1920 1 year ago
Hahahahaha ur a fag. Go suck ur boyfriend's DICK QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AlexFTW23 1 year ago
@AlexFTW23 So?
Flurolamp 1 year ago
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HAHAHAHA ur a fag i hope you die SLOWLY
darkage096 2 years ago
@darkage096 Hahaha, you're a dumbass.
Cherubiel 1 year ago
I also like to be covert if I know people are in earshot. It's just the polite thing to do.
Funny thing, I've been with my boyfriend for years and one day I stayed the night and I heard a family member going at it. He said he'd never seen/heard it before. I guess I have better hearing. :)
DblOSmith 2 years ago
A few years ago, I could hear the guy and a woman in the adjacent apartment having sex all the time for hours and hours.
For a week, I shared a room/bed with a friend, then I'd hear his other two roommates fucking, and sometimes all three of them fucking... they'd fuck with the door wide open and uninhibited. ... I almost took it as an invitation to join, but... really it just made me go elsewhere most of the time and even moreso look forward to my apartment being ready.
DblOSmith 2 years ago
when he jurking off turn up the music and when he ask why so loud tell him i realy don't want to hear you pulling your pud it worked for me
johhb1 2 years ago
i was seen masterbating and i asked if they wanted to help out or join in, fuck it i really dont care if they see my penis its kinda funny seeing the look on there faces, and some times when im waiting for my room mate so come home ill sit there with no boxers on till he walkes into the room and he see's my junk hanging out lol
IPWNBXRmash 2 years ago
dude ur such a faggot u should burn
Avian98X 2 years ago
hahahahaha ! i had 6 housemates and everday i was exposed 2 someone crackin one off lol !
PaNtS1988 2 years ago
i woudnt know how to react!!!
vartimor 2 years ago
make a solo porno video !!!!
myfatcateating 2 years ago 2
well i wouldnt say he was "out of line" type thing. You were having sex with him next door so it kinda evens out i think. But other then that LMFAO
bobby472 2 years ago
Oh my god.. XD! Well, I've only ever heard my parents going at it once.. x__x; And that scarred me for a week.
But I keep quiet.. during the deed, so as not to get caught or be heard. xD
ApolloDreaming 2 years ago
Through the wall? holy crap. He must have been howling like a wolf. gross.
socialstatus2 2 years ago
Saw my parents do it. Not masturbating, but doing IT. Yeah, gross. And I was like, 8 at the time.
Superdog750 2 years ago
I walked into the computer room to ask my dad a question, and here he was watching porn whacking off e.e...
Grossest. Thing. Ever!
KarenSaysRAWR 2 years ago
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@KarenSaysRAWR OMG thats funny as hell.
bobby472 2 years ago
hahahaha marry me pleaseee
elblackyreinara 2 years ago 5
Tiffany and co. Please ;-)
ExplorationB 2 years ago
Well ive never heard anyone pleasuring themselves but i witnessed a homeless person doing it in a park,I was with my mom in the car and she pointed it out while we were passing by...it was gross
PaperSteps 2 years ago 2
HOT!
EWW
ExplorationB 2 years ago
"Like a cow dying of death and masturbation" HA
I live in a small apartment, and every so often I can hear my neighbors when I get in from work.
Mr500sheetsofpaper 2 years ago
Ew!
Seriously - you should write a letter to the management expressing your concerns that your neighbors may have farm animals breeding in their apartment.
ExplorationB 2 years ago
hahahahha that is awesome!!!
tfeeney69 2 years ago
Thanks a MilF
ExplorationB 2 years ago