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  • 5.20

    I never thought I'd stick up for anything about these films, but I took "I'm a senator" to mean "I'm a senator, and therefore constantly in the public eye, so there's no way I could date you and keep it a secret. The jedi council will find out you're with me, and they will be PISSED at you.". I'm probably giving the film way too much credit, especially since she later MARRIES HIM AND GETS PREGNANT WITH HIS KIDS with no-one noticing, but that's what I took her remark to mean.

  • If there not aloud to love...but... Starkillers father was a jedi, so um, how was he born

  • @deadhobo16 Games don't count, the only thing you should take into account in deciding what fits with the canon are the original movies. The fanfiction, spinoffs, TV Shows, comics, and video games are a bunch of unnecessary bullsh*t.

  • wait...palpatine was behind it all?!

  • Prequels = cold and sexless. Classic Star Wars = Luke/Leia makeout.

  • that whole kidnapped girl thing got old real quick.

  • @iamcoolalot It didn't get old at all

  • umm how do you do the effects at eg.: 10:05 ?

  • @bitjezeverpeisek 'cause i'm making a vid and it would be quite useful ;)

  • when obi-wan was screaming that was because of the giant ship engines by them...

  • 2:28 LOL

  • this guy deserves an award

  • lmao

  • 2:17-2:35 lol ^^

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  • They didn't know they were going to meet up with Maul. And Jedi aren't allowed to love because people will do horrible things for the people/things they love. Your mind and judgement is clouded by emotion. As for a Senator dating a Jedi padawan... scandal? Anyways, the republic has a problem making any kind of decision, as discussed in TPM.

  • isnt it JANGO FETT?

  • @Mr44centz

    -_- They're the same person.

  • @Friecelbu how can boba be jango fett. hes a clone of him so hes jango fett.

    boba = jango

    jango = jango

  • LOL at Joe Lieberman as the decoy for Palpatine..... only Lieberman might be the more evil one?

  • I need some bleach.

  • DID YOU ACTUALLY WATCH THE MOVIE??????? CAUSE I THINK YOU JUST SAW THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!!! your an asshole

  • @Nathanielsodan

    and you're a little kid

  • @Unevaluated I never said it was a great movie, in fact I agree it was a pretty disappointing movie, but this guy missed OBVIOUS plot twists and character progressions, things that my 6 yr old brother could understand, and really he never touched on the parts of the movie that were actually bad, he just just hated on all the parts that made perfect sense, witch proves he is small minded and has no sense of creativity or imagination

  • @Nathanielsodan DID YOU ACTUALLY WATCH THE REVIEW??????? CAUSE I THINK YOU JUST READ THE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!

  • @Nathanielsodan Oh my god, you're right! With clips from just about every scene in the film, OBVIOUSLY he didn't watch the movie! I fully applaud you're deductive reasoning.

  • @thatfilmgeekguy well I sorry if you took me literally, and I agree with him that episode 2 was not that good, but they were prequels, and they are rarely as good as the original movie, and I still think that his review was garage, that man does not have the life experience or the mind to understand this movie, witch of course this movie was made for children, so you would think that any old fool would be able to understand it, but I guess not :/

  • @Nathanielsodan You're an idiot, please stop talking.

  • @Nathanielsodan um, just because he showing clips doesnt mean he didnt see it. He's not suppose to show us the those damn movie u idiot. he saw it, and he's analyzing it peice by peice. hes pretty much showing us clips of nearly every part of the movie so

  • @superhuman295 yes I know he can't show the movie, and I wasn't being serious, I just can't see how someone smart enough to make a 9 part review of a movie would not be able to actually understand the movie, witch was made for a PG audience, like the fact that he believed that "Jango Fett" was named "Boba Fett" seeing as how he was able to notice the name "Boba Fett" witch was only spoken once in episode 6, he should be able to notice the many times they said the name "Jango Fett" in episode 2

  • again, I keep asking myself, Count Dooku? What about Count Poopi, or Googa... Lucas is such a baby.

  • "Ya know they make a magic potion that makes you forget about the Phantom Menace when you drink it, it's called BLEACH"

    LMAO

  • 8:29 God man..

    Did you watch the fucking film?

    That's Jango Fett, not Boba Fett, Jango is Boba's dad.

  • @chutees

    No you retard! That's clearly Boba Fett! Can't you recognize the EXACT SAME DESIGN for the suit from the sequels?

  • @June28July dude... Jango fett died at the end, so he is obviouslly not Boba fett, plus they say he is "Jango fett" in the movie, and his son is named "Boba"

  • @Nathanielsodan

    it's a joke you moron

  • @chutees how dense are you? It's a satire, Jesus...

  • @chutees thank you :)

  • Why did they create the clones nobody knows about, with what funding?? To fight the "butter" droids? Ah fuckit, I give up, I'll never understand this movie.

  • Palpatine's behind it all!

  • "Sometimes a cigar is just a giant vagina in the desert that swallows men whole" lol

  • Nice touch, casually slipping in 'Boba' for 'Jango'. Rather than directly deal with the stupidity, he subtly indicates his awareness of said stupidity with a quick slip-of-tongue. But seriously, one can rattle off a list of ways it is stupid; let's do that, shall we? 1) It further expands a character that was never intended or needed to be expansive in the first place. 2) Do we really need yet another father/son dichotomy? 3) Its confusing. 4) Another example of gratuitous unorginality. 

  • @ashokupad I think he explained it perfectly when he talked about why not just throw in a kid Han Solo.

  • 1:07 Lieberman as Palpatine's decoy... can't. stop. laughing.

  • 136 were shocked that Palpatine was behind it all

  • I know this doesn't count since it's not in the movie, but in the video game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republc, they take a crack at trying to explane the whole 'no love' thing. If I remember it right, the Jedi believe any stong emotion can lead to the dark side. Also if something were to happen to your loved one, you would be come angry and turn to the dark side. In this, and many other ways, the Jedi can be worse then the Sith. Plus 'dark side' doesn't necessarily lead to being Sith.

  • @sagbag It just boils down to poking fun at how the movie (which is what's supposed to be getting us involved in its universe) doesn't actually bother to explain these important things to its audience in any detail. Hell, they didn't even truly explain why they allowed Obi-Wan to train Anakin. They refused initially, Qui-Gon somewhat ignored them, and after he died they felt so guilty that they overturned their own ruling? Why?

  • @BloodSportA2 Continued- they bring up "the prophecy", but when they don't go into that in any real detail either, it just seems flimsy.

  • @BloodSportA2 I 100% agree. I was trying to make the point about how sad it is that a game based on the movie explains the story better then the source material, I just didn't have enough characters to make my point in full. It's sad that just explaining simple things like 'why aren't Jedi's allowed to fall in love' and 'why did they allowed Obi-Wan to train Anakin' are just a small fraction of the problems with these movies.

  • lol who the fuck would make millions of soldiers to kill one lady?

  • i think the jedi are supposed to be a HYPER-active version of situation ethics. based entirely on unbiased compassion with little emotional involvement....

  • 6:08 That's it! He nailed it right there as to why the new trilogy sucked balls. There are no human beings in any of the 3 films. Nothing but commercial creatures. Sad, Lucas. Really sad.

  • Ohh... How do you close these doors? Is it this one? Ok there it goes.

    Lol

  • Dude someone should help that girl

    she might get raped

  • 7:20 ...False Flag Op

  • I've been saying this from the minute this movie came out: why the HELL are the Jedi not allowed to fall in love, get married and have babies?!? Before these prequels, I always pictured the Jedi Order as similar to Knights back in the days of the Crusades: trained as young men to join the order and defend the republic. The comment in 'Empire' by Yoda that Luke is "too old" to be trained did not have to be taken literally. He was OBVIOUSLY just trying to make an excuse not to train Luke...

  • @Mattastic97 All that the Jedi cant love or have any freewill makes them look like the actual bad guys. The Sith you can express free will Love and stuff.

    In Episodes 4-6 they never talked about that crap. They made the Jedi look like heroes and stuff and did not go into that they have no free will of anykind.

  • God, that scream get me every time.

  • i need a bleach

  • Funny incredible classic cute what ouch shit. For real.

  • Hey, in which review is he talking about the whole Darth Maul incident and says something along the lines of

    "They probably should have followed up on this a little more than not at all."

  • How do you get the women to star in your reviews? Seriously do you pay them? o.o

  • I love the way that a 4:07, Obi Wan is shouting over the noise from the engines, the doors in the ship are wide open as it screams across a battlezone doing 300 miles an hour.....and yet his hair moves as if someone is holding a deskfan just out of shot.

  • love Star Wars kid in the group of badass jedi when Darth Maul opens the doors LOL

  • Joe Lieberman hahaha

  • imafuckingbadass! 

  • the girl on the right is very hot!

  • Its Jango Fett not Bobba lol

  • @RedRiverProduction1 well, let's face it: lucas realised bobba was popular among fans so he desided to put him in the film. but then he figured he would be too old so he put the exact same character who is technically his father. but i can't tell the difference. the whole point of this review is to show that everything that really matters is dysfunctional and absent and that all we are left with are details and shots cluttered with special effects. who cares what his name is?

  • notice that the girls at 3:20 are the same ones who were in the basement with the flesh-eating cockroaches.

    Coincidence? I think not.

  • wait 1 mouth re watch this still funny as hell

  • "I THOUGHT YOU TOOK THAT EXPLOSION PRETTY WELL, GOOD WORK." lol holy shit that's funny

  • "I'm a fucking badass and then, and then he's like 'OH. Um. How do you close these doors? Is-is it this button? Okay there it goes.'"

    @2:18

    ahahaha

  • When you started talking about a brew that would make me forget the Phantom Menace I genuinely got excited. Then my heart was broken to find out it was bleach and you were just joking

  • Well, at least she's tied up in your kitchen instead of the basement now.

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU SAW STAR WARS KID AT 02:24 !!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hard-On Be Gone

  • MUST. HAVE. BLEACH!!!!!

  • Something just occurred to me...when mace windew said that count dooku was once a jedi and couldn't assasinate anyone, ummm how does one become a former jedi without turning to the darkside or dying. It seems to me that all the jedi are lifers. is there some enlistment period we weren't told about? or a retirement plan? It seems to me yoda and mace should've been a little suspicious when dooku just handed them his resignation from the jedi order.

  • @Mantzerbation69 Lol, I asked myself the same question. I mean, as you said, how does one stop being a jedi? What, you turn your badge and walk away? And aren't they forbidden from getting involved in politics? How can Dooku be a politician, if he went through the jedi training - which implies that he knows mind tricks and everything else? If that is possible, how come that Jedis don't rule the intire Universe using such "resigned" jedis as puppet-politicians? This movie sucks ass.

  • @Malaikat31 I would watch THAT movie.

  • apparently i'm the 928,000th viewer.............yay?

  • Easily the worst of the prequels

  • Haha, star wars kid in the hangar.

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  • " ima fuckin badass and-

    - oh... How do I close these doors." Lmao.

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  • Palpatine's behind it all!

  • "Dock his canoe in Natalies port man!!!!!"

  • "Anakin spent too much time in Obi Wan's outer rim, I mean with Obi Wan in the Outer Rim!!!!", I started dying when I heard that line, I had to literally pause the video for five minutes to get all the laughter out, this guy is the fucking best!!!!!!!

  • Sorry for all the comments, I can't quit laughing!

  • I love the starwars movies but this dude rips starwars a new one.

  • Star Wars Kid at 2:25

  • Not true actually.

    Its been canonized that Obi Wan had an affair(not sure if it was sexual or not) with the Duchess of Mandalore when he was a padawan. Srsly, look it up.

  • @TheT800infiltrator

    But we don't see that in the movies, so it doesn't count.

  • @crabfight true but still

  • @TheT800infiltrator Don;t use books to defend films, it is pathetic.

  • @DLPBurke well excuuuuuuuuuussssssssseeeee me.

  • dear RedletterMedia,

    god bless you for making all these reviews. not only do I fully understand EP1 and 2 but i also did next to nothing at work all day while watching them on my lap top.

    <3

  • mr Plinkett needs his own adult swim show.

  • You know I think Palpatine might be behind it all LOL

  • I knew Palpatine was evil the whole entire time.

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  • @spider486

    thatsthejoke

    they're exactly the same

  • @11111110 LOL! Exactly! XD

  • @spider486 yeah and it's William Shakespeare not Shakesman...but missing the joke is timeless

  • You say boba fett but the adult in this film is jango fett and his son is boba

  • @DrCoolio64

    that's the joke idiot. the point is the film just used the "oh it's his son" card to give them an excuse to re-use essentially the exact same character again.

  • oh yeah, and 133 people drank BLEACH

  • haha: 2:22 - imma fockin badass-- ohh. how do you close these doors; is it this button? ok, there it goes. :D

  • 0:19

    Is... Is that a krogan 0:

  • Mr. Plinket is the "real killer" OJ Simpson was looking for.

  • Mr P is the Poughkeepsie Tapes killer?

  • only a halo player would make such a grutist comment

  • 0:35 - From the Phantom Menace review: "'When I'm the queen I'm going to have you die in a horrible explosion' ... oh, that really happened. I'm so sorry."

  • I just realized DS9 ripped off The Thing.

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  • didn't think it was possible to hate these movies more

  • 4:10

    Yes, love was a part of Anakin's entry to the dark side, but he did give into the fear of losing Padme, then gave into anger, hate, etc. Anyone can get angry. It's how you deal with it. Obi-Wan got angry, but he's able to control it well enough stay as a Jedi.

  • 8:24, LMFAO!!! The resemblance is uncanny, but personally I think Lucas look and acts more like Jabba the Hutt these days

  • Is it Droopy talkin or?

  • PALPATINE'S BEHIND IT ALL!

  • @JacenEnda how do you know that??? is that the script?

  • @JacenEnda the single statement everyone said while watching this film, much like "What's wrong with that dude's face" in the last film :p

  • @JacenEnda

    No, GEORGE LUCAS IS BEHIND PALPATINE'S BEING BEHIND IT ALL!

  • I could've written a better plot for these movies.

    No seriously.

  • what the heck did you to thw womans ? 

  • 00:24 - KABOOMS! XD

  • 2:23 ROFL ITS THE STAR WARS KID!

  • @RedLetterMedia Why do you keep calling Jango, Bobba?

  • @corduroy1nfatuation He's doing it because when it comes right down to it, there's really no difference at all between them. In fact it's explained in the movie that Boba is actually a clone of Jango, so there's not much need to make a distinction

  • @corduroy1nfatuation Because it's the same character that's been copy + pasted with no changes other than a new name AKA the laziest character creation method possible. What's the point in making a destinction between the two characters when Lucas couldn't be bothered to make one either?

  • I don't know whats more creepy. The lack of emotion in the Jedi or all the characters in the film or the videos of torture and murder that is going on behind the scenes of this video LOL.

  • Who else saw the star wars kid around 2:28? On the left

  • "...They make a magic potion that makes you forget about the Phantom Menance... It's called BLEACHnumbah Four..."

  • 132 people think there bad ass but it turns out like 7 jedi's found him inclouding the star wars kid and are about to kill him but then he can't find the button to close the door but then he does getting away to dislike more videos!!!!!

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  • Jango Fett, not Boba...

  • @surrealIdeal he´s doing that on purpose because he doesn´t give a fuck about the prequels ;)

  • 2:28 Star Wars Kid is in the background!! you guys gotta review more shit. do the lord of the rings trilogy before the hobbit comes out. you gotta at least think the two towers sucked

  • @taylorlbritton

    lol, bullshit.

  • @Scarecrow545 where is tom bombadil? how can the 10,000 or so troops hear aragorn in return when he is barely raising his voice? whats with the weird hyena and goblin attack with the fall off the cliff and tangent love story part in the middle of towers? why is so much plot cut out of towers just to waist time on the cg fight. the ending of return is so long yet they cut out the return to the shire and subsequently throw out the entire idea that once you leave home you can never go back again

  • @taylorlbritton

    That's the problem with making movies out of books. They still did a good job with what they could, I think, especially compared to the SW stuff, that wasn't even based off anything.

    I don't know what you're talking about, with the last part.

  • @Scarecrow545 in the books they go back to the shire and worm tongue has messed up the shire. so it thematically implys the idea that "If you ever leave home you can never go back again" cause your home wont be the same place that you left it. also it gives a a defeated feeling that the hobbits were only fighting to defend the shire and although they saved the world their actions devastate the shire. etc

  • These reviews are so fucking epic, guys you define my kind of humor, really. never stop making Plinkett reviews =)

  • 6:59

    "I just wanted to touch my briefs on this. Uh I mean briefly touch on this..."

    xD

  • "Sometimes a cigar is really just a big vagina in the desert that swallows men whole" LMAO

  • 1: pause at 2:28

    2: look around

    3: remember an old interent meme nobody uses anymore

  • @toSTONEiGO It's relevant to the subject at hand.

  • "And you don't gotta be a sex therapist to figure out what THIS represents."

  • The Joe Lieberman shot still cracks me up for like 15 seconds.

  • How can anybody still say they think the prequels are good after watching these reviews? 

  • @nativeman101 Because they are thick, and they should have known all this before watching these reviews.

  • I paused at 3:31 for at least an hour

  • @SyrJirk

    What are you 12?

  • @Nineteen1900Hundred I didn't know you had to be 12 to tell a joke

  • seeing u alive brings warm feelings to my heart...now get back in the kitchen LOL

  • Lol was that star wars kid?

  • Why is their a woman in your basement and tied into a chair?

    Nevermind. Palpatine is behind it all.

  • I'm a fuckin badass!

  • its jango fett lol not that it matters lol

  • "Who wouldn't want to dock their canoe in Natalie's Port, Man?"

  • Similliar Looking Old Man Decoy for Palpatine lol

  • Also if the force is so strong in nearly all of the characters then why can no one 'sense' palpatine. I mean in a new hope vader could sense luke and vica versa on different space ships seperated by miles of space, you think that someone would have realized it when next to him

  • Lucas has never been that strong on plot. It was only when Lawrence Kasdan and Leigh Brackett got involved that star wars developed a proper story arc. The effects and the worlds themselves in a new hope were amazing and blew everything else away, but it was basically just nazis and rebals in space. Even the characters seemed a bit 2D in new hope, apart from Obi Wan and Vader. It has long been obvious that Lucas has a nerds fear of women and sex, this comes through in most of his films.

  • The Darth Maul bit was beyond hilarious!

    "I'm a fuck'n badass... oh."

  • i though you took that explosion pretty well... nice work.

  • I love how starwarskid is amongst the jedi when Darth Maul tries to be a badass

  • this is what a good review should be! it's all in the details!

  • "...but seriously though, Yoda's glad you're ok..." There's something in the way that he says this that get me every single time!

  • Haha Star Wars kid at 2:24

  • @Gasketfuse Funniest section of this part IMO with Darth Maul seeing the jedi