Imagine a guy who was going to die in an hour because of Aids stick is dick in dirt, shove a carcass bone down is penis and fucks a horse while cutting his scrotum open out of curiosity of what his testes look like. Come to find out, he was the wrong person. HUHUHUHUHU
isn't it obvious? That slug makes up 100% of the local law enforcement, and he's charging after a speeding inchworm that was seen consuming the leaf of a marijuana plant.
why call it a banana slug? and ikilled one yesterday with a stick. I cut the eyes off at the headand then the tail was cut with a knife. I smooshed all the guts from the top through the cut at the tail and watched it swirm around its vagina juice for like 2 minutes
he apparently killed another slug. Police have been chasing him for weeks but are having trouble keeping up with him. It would help if he left some sort of trail.
"Carlos Sanchez is a loose cannon slug that doesn't play by the rules." "Damn it Carlos, you've gone too far this time!" "I don't care chief... i'm out of here."
I had a dream featuring some banana slugs but I had no idea there really is such a thing. The ones in my dream were the size of large bananas and had human faces and they had annoying high pitch voices. They were squealing, "Help me." One gave me a particularly sad look and said, "I don't want to be a slug," before it fell down some stairs and died.
Has Anyone seen that family guy when the snail is on the turtles back and say, "SLOW DOWN I WANNA GET THERE BUT I WANNA GET THERE ALIVE YOU KNOW!!" Hillariouse xD
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@pajarokaripocapote Sure:) I am a hungarian, and in our language, there is only one word for the both creatures: 'csiga'. Only the slugs are called 'meztelencsiga'. The word 'meztelen' has the meaning 'naked'. Sorry for the language lesson, if you were not interested, but I could not resist it:)
saw one of those once at a camp ground called Limekiln it was very beautiful there was a river tht went into the ocean trout swimming upstream a redwood forest near by, but there was a fire there and they had to close it down...
Right thats it!, speeding fine for you mate!
MultiBulletproof123 1 week ago
This needs epic music.
ParanoidToaster 1 week ago
nice slug................
SENSIBLECHEMIST 1 week ago
Imagine a guy who was going to die in an hour because of Aids stick is dick in dirt, shove a carcass bone down is penis and fucks a horse while cutting his scrotum open out of curiosity of what his testes look like. Come to find out, he was the wrong person. HUHUHUHUHU
DeliberatelyAnnoyed 4 weeks ago
slow down ur gonna kill someone!!!
theultimatepower66 1 month ago 3
isn't it obvious? That slug makes up 100% of the local law enforcement, and he's charging after a speeding inchworm that was seen consuming the leaf of a marijuana plant.
sgtbird09 1 month ago 2
woah slow down your going too fast LOL
superethanbob 1 month ago
@chrissjg ...are you a sadist?
IAMSILVERHORN 1 month ago 4
why call it a banana slug? and ikilled one yesterday with a stick. I cut the eyes off at the headand then the tail was cut with a knife. I smooshed all the guts from the top through the cut at the tail and watched it swirm around its vagina juice for like 2 minutes
chrissjg 1 month ago
@chrissjg youre a sicko
aerichthelime 4 weeks ago
@chrissjg Umm... wow, uh, thanks for sharing that.
dark7element 2 weeks ago
@chrissjg Thanks for sharing the fact that later in life you will become a violent, sadistic, murderous, maniac.
Elliedriver100 1 week ago
@Elliedriver100 unless I already am :) wanna meet up?
chrissjg 1 week ago
@chrissjg
Not really, no. I value my sanity, thank you very much. Good day to you.
Elliedriver100 1 week ago
RUN FOREST RUN!!!!! ;D
trinicoolie101 1 month ago
I want to lick it!
conid1 2 months ago
That sombitch is movin!!!!!
mbputty 2 months ago
Sometimes when im home alone i cover my self with vasoline and pretend im a slug
rierson223 2 months ago
welcome to the annual slug races! aaaaaand -gun goes off- they're off! watch closely cause you might loose sight of them with how fast they are!
emosasukelover222 2 months ago
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What an asshole, he almost hit that guy.
VelaToNorma7 2 months ago
why am I watching a slug?
NinetiesYouth 2 months ago
GO TOMMY GO!
lovefitch 2 months ago
SLINKMAN!!!!
ninjabuttin 2 months ago
Beautiful creature :)
abtsadiemaekole 2 months ago
BEEP BEEP!!out of the way jerk
nemo220901 2 months ago
Did you know a banana slug's penis can be larger then 7 inches!?
ThatPinkBeardedGuy 2 months ago
what a handsome beast! look at those shiny muscles.
Coffeevaccine 3 months ago
he apparently killed another slug. Police have been chasing him for weeks but are having trouble keeping up with him. It would help if he left some sort of trail.
Ganandorf931 3 months ago
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Coffeevaccine 3 months ago
LOL It really does look like a banana (in color)! Haha, I thought this was fake from the thumbnail. xD
YourDarkAccomplice 3 months ago
I.....MUUUSSSTTT...GEEEETTTT..TTTOOOOO......WWWOOOORRRKKKK!!
searcher5123 3 months ago
"Carlos Sanchez is a loose cannon slug that doesn't play by the rules." "Damn it Carlos, you've gone too far this time!" "I don't care chief... i'm out of here."
Grimno 3 months ago
eww...
falcoredat 3 months ago
RUN! RUN! I'M COMING FOR YOU!
thetillman45 3 months ago
VLOGBROTHERS...WHYYYYYY!
InfinityAlex4 3 months ago
It's a racing slug.
OnyonKnight 3 months ago
needs a race horse track theme .. AND THERE OFF
alien16759 3 months ago
Somebody stop him! He's mad I tell ya!! MAD!!!
klownsik 3 months ago
Omg u know wut you should do get a slug at place it put salt all around it so when it crawls away it burn or melt
nutcheck101 3 months ago
@nutcheck101 omg you know what i should do get you and put a bunch of mines all around you so when you walk away you blow up and burn in hell.
NarutoFanBoyie 3 months ago
Yeah, he looks like he has places to go, things to do. Stay out of his way, he means the business.
Airforceproud95 4 months ago
.0001 MPH
kasumisman 4 months ago
aw i wanna kiss it!
keshaluverable 4 months ago
yuk!
123camomile 4 months ago
FAKE
princessskullz 4 months ago
@princessskullz actually it's very real. look it up. why would you think it's fake? >_>
Alchemistx99 4 months ago
why do they call it a banana slug?
Z3kedog 4 months ago
@Z3kedog hmmmmm...its yellow.
aaabbhddgf 4 months ago
Slug-OH GOD I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
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Slug- *pant *pant* Oh god its a cliff,I think I can make it....
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Slug-YEA!!! I DID IT!!!
btrfan1230 4 months ago 2
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Reminds me of Verizon internet :l Blazing fast......that's why I leech the neighbor's Comcast XD
NikLarson87 5 days ago
(@ NikLarson87 )
why dont you just get comcast then?
josephlov3 5 months ago
Reminds me of Verizon internet :l Blazing fast......that's why I leech the neighbor's Comcast XD
NikLarson87 5 months ago
Great footage, it's so crisp and clear. Banana slugs are so neat as far as slugs and snails go.
CMTurducken 5 months ago
holy shit. he's lucky the slug police arent around
SuperOreo98 5 months ago
doesn't look like it's in a rush to me LOL
JasonBrazen 5 months ago
I had a dream featuring some banana slugs but I had no idea there really is such a thing. The ones in my dream were the size of large bananas and had human faces and they had annoying high pitch voices. They were squealing, "Help me." One gave me a particularly sad look and said, "I don't want to be a slug," before it fell down some stairs and died.
NonSvankmajer 5 months ago
@NonSvankmajer is it sad that I found that hilarious.
chandlerj333 5 months ago
not like he has to hurry up there are no predators to slugs
MineCraftGuy11 5 months ago
slow and steady wins the race...eventually
superuglyman888 5 months ago
me da miedo
hardpostdoll 5 months ago
that was intresting ?
htrsckma8313 5 months ago
MEEP MEEP !!!
MrChrisSmook 5 months ago 28
kinda looks like they have little feet 0w0
gloompelt 5 months ago
can i have it?
jovitotm 5 months ago
This slug is obviously out of control. The nerve.
jessikavictoriab 5 months ago 59
ewww gross!!! y am i watching this???
pieluver6025 5 months ago
RUN bitch RUN !!
TheDutchHardstyyler 6 months ago
its almost cuteish :P
ANGELWINGS4EVER01 6 months ago
Five! Five Dollar! FIVE DOLLER FOOT SLUUUUUUGG!!!
SilviWarrior 6 months ago
OH HAI !
quedquis 6 months ago
@JohnyKimbled As we call it, a slug is exactly a 'naked snail'.
AnnaKean 6 months ago
This species must be poisonous, judging from it's super bright colourations.
MrDamage1991 6 months ago
Has Anyone seen that family guy when the snail is on the turtles back and say, "SLOW DOWN I WANNA GET THERE BUT I WANNA GET THERE ALIVE YOU KNOW!!" Hillariouse xD
madisondossman 6 months ago 2
its late for its vacation to salt lake city
spandexjustice 6 months ago
Stop moving the camera goddamnit! WE CAN"T TELL HOW FAST IT'S GOING IF YOU'RE MOVING BACK AND FORTH!
TheMonsterBlanket 6 months ago
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So how much do these costs per kilo?
Diziet83 6 months ago
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Diziet83 6 months ago
does it taste like a banana jk lol
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InWonderlandFly 7 months ago
I bet it then continued to proceed vertically down the wall.
SirDamned 7 months ago
He looks like jabadahut!!!!!!
pinkalicioucuttypie 7 months ago
He's definitely late for an important date.
ScLeprae 7 months ago
is it ok to eat the bana slug? :3
mrXD57 7 months ago
Resembles my penis.
eatmyskitle 7 months ago
@eatmyskitle asian guy?
anibioman 7 months ago
@eatmyskitle sounds like a fungus, might wanna get that checked out
xStaticStacia 7 months ago
@eatmyskitle
Your penis is yellow? :/
Delightbunnie 7 months ago
this is so exiting
MegaBlackice3 7 months ago
hey, are banana slugs poisons.just wondering
fayella100 7 months ago
0:34 *Gets to the edge*
Damn.
BraindeadLee 7 months ago
isn't this near outdoor ed?
brandeezy108 7 months ago
Ooouu a bannana, nom nom...splurrgt! Ahhh wtf.
jinakuo 8 months ago
yum, my fav fruit
Sento35 8 months ago
its not nigga when it comes to slugs its yellnigga thumps up if you agree
tengeddeng 8 months ago
damn nigga moves fast.
mootube6 8 months ago
damnm i missed it! i went to get a waffle and it wuz gone!
iluvpuppies56 8 months ago
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooly crap
i blinked and then 'where is the fucking slug !!!???'
joachimszmydynski 8 months ago
Wow! Slow your horses! You're making me dizzy. O.O
narulov57 8 months ago
and bannana
13piggy13 8 months ago
Slug and Snail is the same thing right?
CoolGizmo335 8 months ago
@CoolGizmo335 No. one has a shell and eyestalks, the other... is this.
Carrack090 8 months ago
Woooooaaaaah Nellllllly!!!!!! Slow your roll there!!!
ChocoBabiChan 8 months ago
Wow that slug is the fastest thing I ever saw in my life hes like a fat guy running for a twinkie ( No offences to over weight people) )
randomspy11 9 months ago
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Spanishgirl2011 9 months ago
Slug: MUST...GET...AWAY...FROM...ASSHOLE...WITH...CAMERA! GAH! MY...CAMERA...SHYNESS!!!
PsykoReaper926 9 months ago
Bitch need to go places.
ninethreefivesix 9 months ago
@NSwisher1572 Whoppers are at burger king stupid
FaunOfTheDevil 9 months ago
had to watch it 8 times to understand what i was seeing it was so damn fast.
iccedd 9 months ago
RED SLUG GOES FASTER!!!
130xxy 9 months ago
fuck u gays
szaman9221 9 months ago
Slugs are cool peopel who doesn't afraid of ledges.
LeLimeLine 9 months ago
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"*squish*"
"Ok sir I'm going to have to see your license and registration."
"....*squish*"
five minutes later
"Sir, I'm going to have to issue you a citation for exceeding the legal speed limit, and operating a self-propelled vehicle on a public road."
"..................."
slypdawg 10 months ago
i think i will name him JIMMY
105meowmix 10 months ago
This slug is Rockin 'n' Rollin!!
1979cl1 10 months ago
I remember when I was little I used to lick those things. Seems kind of gross now.
makexxwar 10 months ago
GO SPEED RACER, GO SPEED RACER, GO SPEED RACER GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
studiorobo 10 months ago
did you know banana slugs have lungs
gizmo664100 10 months ago
i bet chicks love bananas.....
J8Nair 10 months ago
Man, it's power level is insane!
HosteDenis 10 months ago
@HosteDenis IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
KittyChunyagirl 10 months ago
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SLOW DOWN SPEED RACER!
XbatfroX 10 months ago
sick ass my ass... its so fast i cant bread!!!!!
TheDocoz123 10 months ago
just add ice cream
Calisheriff 10 months ago
its faster than a speeding bullet, its , its, ITSS!!! ........ slug...
tieuup12 10 months ago
DA BANANA SLUGGG
SK35Productions 10 months ago
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
RapidFire813 10 months ago
i wonder what would happen if you put vinager on it
lilblizzard71 10 months ago
oh yes it's so fast... XD
CheesePuffKitten108 11 months ago
makes me want to sprinkle some salt on it
lainzor123 11 months ago
5000 BHP..
afiqer93 11 months ago
Maybe it realized without that bigass thing on its back it could go even faster. Whoa there, speed racer
midgetalex28 11 months ago
Come on you got to put some salt on it!!!!
gg2000gg2000 11 months ago
@gg2000gg2000
JERK
netanel296 11 months ago
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@gg2000gg2000
JERK
netanel296 11 months ago
Doesn't the female bite the males dick off?
MrJohnniezzz 11 months ago
RUN SLUG RUN!! :D
RockyBalboa211 11 months ago
sorry i was watching a squirrel, what happend??
zangatz 11 months ago
pour salt and lemon on it...
psyscleuno 11 months ago
aw damn, no bridge. guess we have to go back to that crossroads a mile back.
change1378 11 months ago
OMG SLOW DOWN!!!! Your gonna hurt yourself!!!
jrdnbr 11 months ago 136
slugs = shieldless snails??????
pajarokaripocapote 1 year ago
@pajarokaripocapote Sure:) I am a hungarian, and in our language, there is only one word for the both creatures: 'csiga'. Only the slugs are called 'meztelencsiga'. The word 'meztelen' has the meaning 'naked'. Sorry for the language lesson, if you were not interested, but I could not resist it:)
AnnaKean 1 year ago 22
RUN, FORREST!! RUUN!!!
TrentHargrove12 1 year ago 3
are those things poisenous
dageezerboi 1 year ago
this song perfectly fits the video: watch?v=XIdl6enQOho
jeanalisson2006 1 year ago 2
@jeanalisson2006
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA URRR RIGHT!!!!!OoO
Fmalover41 9 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT STOP LOOK OUT LEAF
sedeek55 1 year ago
i never knew there was other kinds of slugs....interesting i guess.....
Shoua68Mommy 1 year ago
I heard that if you lick a banana slug, your tounge will go numb.
Beautifla 1 year ago
saw one of those once at a camp ground called Limekiln it was very beautiful there was a river tht went into the ocean trout swimming upstream a redwood forest near by, but there was a fire there and they had to close it down...
W0lfgirl100 1 year ago
That yellow turd really covered some ground.
KriswiddaK7 1 year ago
i have those on my hotdog, its called mustard
THISISAVERYCOOLNAME 1 year ago
get the salt......
AbyssalHunt3r 1 year ago
I can't believe I just watched that entire video intently.
Samsoncomposer 1 year ago
It missed the train
ReconRaptor 1 year ago
I heard that banana slug slime tastle like bananas... I'm not testing that theroy
Blox709 1 year ago
i kissed one at science camp
vlogboy209 1 year ago
i once touched it thinking it was some sort of food XDDDD,.....i was 4 ok
avrilfantasyrin 1 year ago
yellow slugz look cool. This is a slug I won't salt because of it's beautiful color.
gkraz 1 year ago
SO CUTE
SuperPrismatic 1 year ago
what type of people dislike a video like this?
deathkiller43 1 year ago
@deathkiller43 Idiots who saw this video and were like, "Ugh, damn this slug! Damn you! *clicks dislike* ...I hate yo ass slug."
SuperPrismatic 1 year ago
i saw him in the olympics for track! he won every gold medal for it :D
thatonekidperson123 1 year ago 2
@openupfresh he's not yellow he's wearing a coat :)
Vahkahron 1 year ago
It looks long.
Thompoux 1 year ago
It is your slug ?
Simon19840616 1 year ago
Damn look at that son bitch go, he haulin ass!
BBMC12 1 year ago
Somebody played cliff hangers and bid TOO high.
mike88149 1 year ago
0:48 aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh iiiimmm ffaaaaaaaaaalllllllliiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnng!!!!!!!!!!!
zomsta 1 year ago
he ate a banana
zomsta 1 year ago
awwww! such cute little slimy creature =D
Katya1091 1 year ago
That thing is hauling ass!
Electricnuts11 1 year ago
that's quite pretty
KinderSurprise008 1 year ago
hey look a slug! *salt*
ResidentEvilDeadAim 1 year ago 2
Quick, he's getting away!!!
lalilulelo123 1 year ago
I'm a banana, I'm a banana, LOOK AT ME MOVE!!!
Christophstory 1 year ago
@Christophstory haha ONISION'S SONG
hiddenchannelTV 1 year ago
needs more salt?
twitchster77 1 year ago
Why do I drive to school when I could ride this?!
yeolstrat 1 year ago
Banana slugs are cool.
sophiethenerd 1 year ago
oh my god it's yellow
ThePizzahero1 1 year ago
DAMN NATURE! YOU SCAREY!
OwingPitNoobs 1 year ago
Where is my pokeball?
Oh! There it is!
*Throws a pokeball*
Theboomyfly 1 year ago