5 Most Useless Things Guys Can Say To A Girl

[darksoul3100]

putterfish if u read this 3: = not for guys only... u girls are the real problem.,. my ex lived 5 min from me and she didnt had time not even 1 hour -_- we see eachiother ones a week to consider number 3: pointed to u as fault got it no-lifer

[Msperez723]

Thank you this helps. Some guy told me a few of these things.

[1streadthis]

shes crying ;(

[BboySuperFreeze]

I asked a girl to an anime convention, Matsuri in Texas as our first date and the ticket was 30 for her and 30 for me. I payed without hesitation. That's how you do it.

[pacman86mx]

Most Useless Thing a Gal Can Say To Guys= 5 Most Useless Things Guys Can Say To A Girl

[SabrinaVioletmeadow]

good advice (at least i think its advice) now i know what to hear out for my bf to say

[Joedermas]

yaap dats cul stuffs

[ultimategoobah]

wtf are you on about? All of these statements reveal something about the speaker. How is that useless?

[oacmre]

This is the stupidest advice video ever and pointless , if those guys said that to u is because they don't really like u

Ps; u dont have to be a materialistic bitch the first date , u know

[salmonius0864]

Competition between you and the ex, only if she is a dog, cause you are ugly

[jayden385]

i 4ght YOU said u had a girlfriend lol

[nwowars1]

I know we can say some real stupid ish sometimes but this video is what women listen to before turning gay. Please don't turn into lesbians!!! We will work harder to say better things... O And saying "We should see each other more often because we live so close" is asking you out... LOL Take your guard down to some of these statements... O And not to sound raciest in any way but it sounds like you were dating young college white dudes. LOL Date more than white guys. LMAO

[MrYahoo446]

fail

[MrYahoo446]

jhjk



[AbsoluteDemonling]

48 people say these things.

[KingKernan]

2:20. "Know (SHE) what me back".....leso XD

[mazro0o3]

I don't think anyone needs you'r advice

[CottoFan1]

WHAT DO U KNOW UR ASIAN 

[people78945]

@CottoFan1 woah rasism

[director1111]

i love it and shes right , actually i could add a 50+ listing of idioties to these 5 :D

[Smithfieldis]

she´s talking about her 5 latest dates. In a wrong order.

[DanielDamascusKimery]

You seem like you get shit on alot by men.

[FreeBlago1]

check your pulse, yellow.

[JoshuaHall92]

Instead of givin a reason to pay just say these words I got this

[Ilovepurplepurses]

Did something happen to you??? It seems like you are talking to someone that did that to you...

[blaquar]

You repeat yourself too much. that means you're wrong even more times

[Michaeltanase]

Erase this bitch cause you suck ass!

[lilmandz14]

HER VOICE... ITS SO MANLY.. D:

[abudabit]

It's best to lie on a first date.

[joroBGsf]

Of course, this girl thinks she's awesome (like the other 90%) and should sit and wait boys to do everything, and judge them. What a pitty

[classicslider91]

this is stupid. gold digger u go get em!

[Nicksynm]

You are a man

[TheClimb511]

Okay, remember this: there are 3 parts to speech: Tone, Volume, and Cadence. #3 is one those "open-ended" statments. Depending on the context of the conversation or simply how one communicates that line to themselves (or how you take it) the guy could be searching for an opportunity to fill that gap so that he can see you more often. And depending on how he said what he said, he may not be issuing a complaint as to why you guys don't see each other. So I woudn't exactly call #3 usless.

[brizzlekizzle]

Asian girls do love money, it really shows.

[blackraider777]

@brizzlekizzle all girls love money, and it always shows

[ladyvampire0295]

im sorry

u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved

[TwoTube2]

If you assume a persona to impress, and that pretence gets you more dates, it just means the person likes the alter ego. If you are natural from the beginning and they like you, it means you'll be in a more comfortable, honest relationship, rather than one where you're constantly trying to uphold and re-enforce whatever character you've given yourself to avoid losing the person's affection.

[TwoTube2]

Honestly, if you have to bite your tongue at every sentence to consider whether or not the person you're on a date with will consider it "useless", it'll make for an awkward time.

[bsg185]

nobody wants to hear what you have to say. this is the most ignorant video ever. i highly recommend that you kill yourself immediately

[Toffypops]

loads of anger behind this woman..lol. :) I smell rejection...

[telectronicguy]

thank you for having thecourage to tell us and avoid a big fucking bad date.. beacuse averything could be fun on a date but if you say the wrong shit like my ex want me back.. thats it you are done... I wish more girls get the strenght to tell us guy wut shoul and shouldnt do.. thank you so much and by he way Im old fashion and beleive a man ( not a guy or boy) should pay .. if you want her to pay her portion and she has no money chances are she wont go out.. thank you so much do more videos..

[GodSince1994]

i luv ur attitude xD

[alexander77tm]

you are very stupid, puta!!!

[gayllah]

I don't know what kinda world you live in, but nowadays people go dutch unless they're REALLY old fashioned.

[alexandreganso]

This only helps to let the world know how much you suck in so many levels.

[DexterFishbourne]

You're just dating the wrong guys, sweetheart! And reading waaaaaaaaay too much into things...maybe he just wants to pay and feels he needs to give an excuse so you don't feel like a charity...it's hard for guys too! But, thanks for sharing your thoughts...how about telling us what we should say, that would help :)

[alan15mty]

Fuck You, you suck potato face

[i10azns]

1) never comes up. 30 seconds between thought and action.

2) ooooh I like her now. I love when they don't ask.

5) I just slap the bill, point, and say 'too slow!'

[cssadiction]

Your use of metaphors are shit.

[leon6266]

listen dont judge guys okay! you females have more problems than guys its a fact.

Before u judge guys, learn how to speak.

[Jewelmp3]

@leon6266 She does speak english correctly. Both genders have their characteristics. She's not judging guys, she's judging what they say. It's almost like a guy's guide to dating. All of it sounds legit to me.

[MBS1995]

maybe u need to stop goin out wit the same type of guys..no one can help u if u keep pickin assholes

[civicminded73]

Most useless video a female who thinks she is funny but is not is: THIS ONE!!!

[Jewelmp3]

@civicminded73 She's not trying to be funny

[TheMrHungryman]

get off utube, talking a load of bullshit u skank!

[Jewelmp3]

@TheMrHungryman Skank? She's a skank?? If you're going to insult her, at least say something that can make a remote bit of sense

[TheMrHungryman]

@Jewelmp3 it does make sense u fool?

[twilightamovie]

ahahah yeah It sounds like she ate a man.

[czt1dave]

How about "You remind me of my sister"? XD

[morenciaz]

actually #2 makes alot of girls wet hahahahahahahahahahahahahah trust me

[princessllizy]

i like it and i think it may be true most of all the time

[BboyRassa]

thanks :)

[skeletorphd]

Things you should never say to a girl? Fuck off you whore!

How many times have bitches said I have a man but I ain't feeling him.

2. You bitches ain't looking at a guy who's unemployed or earns shit money.

3. Where the fuck do you get off thinking a guy has to take ypu shopping or pay for your shit

Bitch you better sucking dick, swallowing, deep throat, taking it up the ass and tossing salad before you ask me to do any of that!

[Totiloz]

@coreysav1 a)ok so you dont want a guy to ask you out. but then you are a girl so you dont ask guys out. SO WTF?

b)we feel you say yes when we ask you out cuz of our looks at 80%

c)how do you expect someone to like you for your character or whatever except your looks, IF YOU DONT GO OUT WITH HIM SO HE KNOWS YOU BETTER?!?!?!

grrrrr you girls so fkin stupid

[bertini51]

do i sence some anger

[grlzgcrzy4me]

@bertini51 yea and i sense some mispelling

[fodabonita]

Here's somehting useless that guys say "i love you"

[HaMsA511]

you sound really despert !!! you need serious help

[ExtReMe1slow1c00kie]

uhhhhh i feel really sad 4 the girl tht ask= how would u know if ur boyfriend is chetting on u

[Carniceroification]

dammmmm your voice is boringggggggggggggggg and you are boring soo¡¡¡

[mdafoarte]

now i know what to say to you if i ever get blackmailed to take you on a date

[bigabs18281]

typical woman.... are u gonna buy me a dress? r u gonna pay my rent???!! haha fuk no... and dont fucking LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if a guy earns big coin u r more likely to like him its a fact...

[Totiloz]

@bigabs18281 i dont think she denies that... she just saying that by telling her what we earn, we actually make her face the fact that she cares about it!

[20cFilmWannabe]

heres another have you had a sex change

[RadiatedGaming]

UGLY

[AchillesFlash]

You are a dumb bitch who doesn't know what the Fuck shes talking about.

GO END YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE. PREFERABLY BY WAY OF SOMETHING VERY, VERY PAINFUL.

[1ThatsWassup1]

why would a guy say the most useless n°4 ?

[elenorocha]

Thanks!!! I know not what to day on my next date!!!!!!

[burningmatch09]

You're fucking ugly.

[ghosthooker3000]

liked it!!

[Splyceboy]

If you want to see a real loser just look in the mirror..You are so full of yourself

you should be lucky that a guy says anything to you.

[crazykilla15]

This chink is anoying

[miiszladiihaze69]

Sounds like you been with a lot of losers , i can help you in this department =)

[duck24x]

Regarding #5: One could say that giving reasons for ANYthing a guy (or woman) does could be considered "useless" to the other person, because always from the other person's perspective all that matters is whether you do the action or not. However, giving reasons WILL, in general, be useful to the other person later on, to prevent a misunderstanding. Or, the other person can use it to take advantage of the first person, if they have devious intentions.

[Pufferfish]

@duck24x Very deep...

[rodneyad90]

true

[francisco4720]

You Drunk in this video?

[JBthree24]

Very helpful. I've been dating this girl for 10 months now, both of our first serious relationship and both in our early 20s. I admit, I have slipped with "I'll pay because..."

[jarbx]

Everything she's saying sounds reasonable to me.

[dipzzzzz]

When you ask about profession, you will able to link their job to their salary. Not saying everyone thinks like this but I am just making a point. Hope you have better experiences because there are nice guys around!

[Drew663]

english or go home

[86dbeatnik]

Learning to think before you speak .We all need to learn it . Your a sweetheart !!

[KaylahDemi]

I so agree! I mean, talking about your ex makes the girl think that the guy is not over her! Saying you have a girlfriend so is not going to help anything. Boasting about your salary makes the girl think you are so stuck up. SLVRFOX88 is racist! I am not racist at all. That would be being racist against myself because I am part American Indian and half Irish but no one belives me because I am so pale because i`m Irish.

[OCMYMIDDLENAMEKDDN99]

Half of what she is saying.. she means the opposite, that's how females are, I can't tell you how many times I've FACEPALM'D listening to a womans advice..

[SesaruMKM]

1)Stupid.

2)It actually lures some women. Then again, it's always the dumb ones.

3)Not the right way to ask out, the girl will probably say no.

4)Again, stupid.

5)

[SesaruMKM]

5)Why do that? Just let her pay!

[OCMYMIDDLENAMEKDDN99]

Trying to get laid, much? lmao

[SLVRFOX88]

1. Pointless 2. women like money it helps. I would pay your bills if you put out. I will take you shopping if you put out consistently 3. That means he isn't into you 4. Pointless again 5. Typically all men do pay for a date it should be a non topic so i agree. Sounds like you are looking at the wrong kind of guys only #2 of those 5 things should be said but not out right. It should be subtitle and implied not said. I would date you simply because i only date Asian women

[RevRonL]

You're right on all counts. Pay no attention to the negative comments. Guys - listen up here. Regardless of age, guys saying these things at 25 are sad. I've heard of this stuff from women friends from guys over 50 - really sad. Take the chance at being rejected, you'll live, and be honest with others and yourselfs as soon as possible. Save all the heartache and headache.

[alhotti]

if u hate guys that much why don't u turn lesbian .....or see a shrink

[delpha3110]

can i have your passport,here`s another one for your you,are you a ladyman,or i have a small hotel you can work the rent off with the clients,and send money home to your family,ouch your hurting aint you m y little only internet woman,you pay now and i`ll be intrested later,ill call you when youve sobered up or you literally pissed,we can go during the afternoon its two for one at the cinema ,youll save your money ...then you can buy yourself a drink ,to get over me

[JuJuTJ]

actually, i would like to know a reason if a guy paid for me on the first date.

just because i'd insist on paying myself else.

seeing as money is an absolutely unimportant thing in a relationship if one isn't planning to get married.

and if a guy were to tell me he could spend a lot of money on me i would feel that this was more condescending than exiting.

[donnadianelis]

Dude you just need to stop going out with jerks.....do you like that type of conversation? if not then learn from them, that way you will be able to tell just by looking at them which one is the gentleman and which one is the jerk, so you don't have to go to dinner with Mr. Stupid! lol

[delpha3110]

maria that was years ago

[awesume1]

Fuck You

[eddy8496]

talk a little bit faster, and are you lesbian or your ex boy friend is gay

[amin112]

you most to see a doctor whhahahahahXD

[TimpBizkit]

Most useless thing #0 I got my liscence suspended, so do you mind if my girlfriend drives?

[MrGilsky]

ha cuz ne girl even has a damn clue what she wants ne way hahaha

[VGRTEAM]

I agree with you.

A man must be a man and if I ask a girl out, I have to make her feel just great.

women cannot give an opinion about this video.

[JAELONTHEGREAT]

It good to hear other points , I might just learn something. Your Cool and Laidback, it ok= it different your, not mean about it!!!!

[123abcwww]

Y la inolvidable ...pareces un neandertal..

[DJTARIKPUNTNL]

whahaahahsa most useles thing on youtube you r number one!!!!

[ariajerra]

her voice is depressing.

[aznunbeatable]

hard believe u could get A bf u probabily got turned down urself so u just takin ur anger and sayin stuff to let urselft feel better xD

[Sazuki435243]

What is wrong with you people?

._.

It's a Youtube video. Freedom of speech. The only people commenting so spitefully are just pissed guys that feel offended because it's TRUE.

- w -

[soundchaser]

ok, not enthusiastic, not cheerful, put some effort on it to make it funny! :P

[rmisionero]

Some of these comments seem out of spite. In fact, the more I think about it, those type of comments would come out of a woman´s mouth and not a man´s mouth.

[butterflygirl843]

wow.. harsh there. I'm pretty sure she's not Mexican. and so what if she is? cool to use race against someone. Pufferfish, i personally thought it was really funny and I agree with them! (:

[rmisionero]

Okay, the world is not made up of negros, chinese, Americans, and mexicans. You guys need to get out more.

[barretpaige14]

dumb ass mexican. she has no clue...

[iluvmusic414]

do you have a problem dating guys or something?? cause it's kinda lame to spill your guy problems on youtube

[MSzflAcA809]

golddigger. stfu these are stupid points.

[hraith]

the "i'm thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend" opens the door for you. it means if you work really hard and play your cards right to please the man, he could become yours.

you should be happy with such openess and honesty.

[ihaveadognamedbrandi]

sounds like someone has a problem gettin some. And it sounds like she could really use it. BTW I'm all about women's rights, wich means, her right to pay for her own movie ticket. Go feminism!!

[bjornsiborgsi]

most useless thing a girl can say to a guy on a date " i'm a male to a woman transexual and am waiting to gather enough money for the sex change surgery. i don't have a pussy right now but hope to get one this year. in the meantime, i am taking sex hormones and my tits are growing out". seeeeeeeya

[gusphraba]

Number 3 is great.

[yankeesbabe77]

LOL! I totally agree.

You're hilarious. :)

[DumbDuck44]

bullshit, every girl asks what a guy does for a living to see how much he makes. don't lie! :D

so when a guy just says "I make buku dolla", don't be offended since he's just callin you on the root of your question!

[ShortPers0n]

These "useless" things seem legitimate, but somewhat subjective. 7/10

[BellaBlackCullen7]

hey, how old are you?

[MadsterV]

I've heard 4 from plenty of girls.

Weirds me out every time.

[EmilyRose777]

Ya your gonna climb mount everest next week

[EmilyRose777]

Ya your gonna climb mount Everest next week!

[ifimlyinimbryan]

how about....do you mind if i suck on your clit and lick your asshole

[WiiFatMarathonDotCom]

I don't know if these are the top five things not to say, but they are good examples. I'm surprised you never got any really crazy sh!t, though. Those guys were unimaginative and lame, a deadly combination. I agree ... NEVER tell her your salary! Ask her what HER salary is. You'll never know if she can support you until you find out this key piece of info.

[loveemotedybears]

how would u know if ur boyfriend is chetting on u:((

[Pufferfish]

Sorry, I don't know. But usually you can feel that something's wrong. Hope that helps.

[malinkaalenka]

you can call the girl with whom he is cheating, and ask her? I did that....

[Adrian2c]

@loveemotedybears well are u giving it up to him allot, or are one of those proper girls that isnt a fan of a big orgasm? hahaha

[Marlonfpa]

@loveemotedybears u dont lmao

[breakx135]

Pufferfish ^_^ Think B4 U say, Negative Word it is Useless now a days therefore U are So HOT in The BED When U Preform HOMO.

[DAVESMOMHASAIDS]

Ive heard worse dude like

1 Im just getting over mono

2the ankle moniter comes off next month

3 whoah, Look! the waitress is bending over

4 can I drink that out of your shoe and Wow, I have a daughter your age

[Pufferfish]

Hahaha :D

[jd426999]

Im sorry to tell you this HON, but these guys who are saying these things to you, are NOT losers, they are just GRACEFULLY trying to get AWAY from you. Mainly because you sound BORING as HELL. In the course of conversation they found out what you DONT like, and are hitting those buttons, to make SURE you will never go out with them again.

[Pufferfish]

Then why ask me out in the first place?

[logunhunter]

Pufferfish is hella hot and the info she has is from her own life story so learn from her or f*** off PS cormier0007 you must be a homo

[cormier0007]

lol homo??? HAHAHA u have to be homosexual to even find this girl ''correct''... like wtf is this thing man... it has a fkin pig face with ugly greesy hair i can fkin smell it from here and if u think shes hot then u must've never touched a girl in ur life... or u live in alaska and uve never seen a hot girl.. dont ever call me a homo after saying she's hot u fuckin faggot

[MsJudgeandJury]

Go play elsewhere- adults are having a conversation...

[Terrybob123]

wow, you seem shallow, love does not consist of anything you stated. you seem kind of ignorant but who doesn't :P

[wen400]

totally agree to the paying on the first date. My boyfriend never ask me to pay for anything when we go out, but sometimes i insist so we usually share the bill. but it rarely happens. maybe you just dated the wrong guys.

[dksftwpwned]

thx for uploading ill be sure not to say these things ;)

[cormier0007]

yo ur so ugly and u talk like a man haha no wonder all ur boyfriends were losers just like u... not a cool guy in the world would go out with u u fkin ugly bitch why do u even exist? like why did u do ur video... no1 cares and no1 ever say that to a girl except to u cause ur ugly and stupid

[Pufferfish]

why are you watching my videos?

[MsJudgeandJury]

Good question for the nerd...

[EndlessCycleOfPride]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[erasmusso]

Hey great vid, btw are you a man or a woman?

[EndlessCycleOfPride]

She's a man, man *high five*

[kibaalberto]

fat fat fat fat fat fat and its online haha XD

[kibaalberto]

yea u never had a man ur fat haha XD

[patrickjanicke]

She actually states that you can impress a girl by paying on the first date! That's impressive!

[Pufferfish]

Did I?

[feces4u]

this chick is hot, which rice bowl did she pop out of?

[janeeee999]

LOL I've only heard these lines on TV but if someone said those lines to me, they'd get the same responses.

[CHRISCOOBS]

U are a loser. for sure.

[Allluney]

Quit hating, before i eat chu all,

No, really, shut up >:[

I think she's kinda cool =P