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  • One I loved, "He literally had them in the palm of his hands." No, he didn't.

  • omg i love you for this.

  • (there's a limit it appears!)

    I shall be posting a link to your video to many people and on many FB profiles.

    You just ROCKED my world! ROAR! ; P

  • Firstly; WOW! How HOT are you? Be still my beating heart! If you marry me I'll drag up as Beyonce for you!

    Secondly; thank you thank you THANK YOU! Been trying to explain all that to the numb nuts this side of the pond. Morons of the UK have gone "literally" crazy using the word "literally in almost every sentence; for all the reasons you mentioned and to fill gaps between sentences. Looking at US shows from over the years, I think my lot caught it (like the RAGE virus!) from your lot! I shall

  • this is the same issue as the phrase "I could care less" when people really mean "I couldn't care less..." What you are doing is taking a very prescriptivist stance on the natural development of modern language which doesn't really make you smart of educated - it just makes you attempt to control something that simply cant be controlled.

  • Awesome! Funny! And correct! Thanks, Jack.

    PS To the people who use the word "literally" to mean "figuratively": How am I supposed to know when you mean "literally"?

  • It's digestive tract, not track.

  • "you literally have the best of both worlds." is that wrong?

  • @TheSandyPlace yes, there is only one world, unless you're talking about a whole other planet.

  • you spelled "obsession" incorrectly...

  • @TheErinmargaret where does it say that?

  • i had fucking issues to pronounce this

  • literally, ~ 

  • Grammar whores are one of the worst things on the Internet.

  • @longvue Trumped only by poor-grammar whores.

  • I nearly kicked the TV once when someone said their child "literally" fell off the face of the Earth. I realized her child was missing though and gave her a temporary insanity pass.

  • I'm going to live my life in literal terms...literally :)

  • Digestive TRACT. not track. put that in your dictionary and suck it. or make a video about it ;)

  • All i can say is this. The people whose seriously mad about this kind of stuff are probably the same people who can't take a joke. They're probably the same people who you have to fully and technically explain something in detail or they won't understand because they believe "generalizing" is too broad to understand.

  • This video is actually ahead of it's time for YouTube videos from 2007...quality wise

  • Digestive TRACT.

  • I've started to notice people doing the same thing with the word "essentially". Using it almost once every sentence, it's amazing.

  • I'm glad someone has pointing this out.

    My friends are "literally" retarded, and they overuse the word sooo much.

  • I feel you. "Literally" is misused a lot (especially by the Kardashians). Also "Like" is overused ridiculously. BY the way...that paperback comment...nice.

  • i literally got sick of watching this shit video like 5 seconds in

  • literally kill yourself

  • Here's a misuse:

    I literally laughed at this video.

  • This is so awesome I think I just caught fire. LITERALLY.

    wait what- AHHHHHHHHH HELP ME AHHHHHH! PLEASE CALL 911!

  • The misuse of the word literally is something that has been pissing me off heavily recently, I thought I was the only one who realised how stupid these people sound. I'm so glad I'm not the only one!!!!!!

  • @Metallideth1993 I don't see why you grammar whores are so anal about this. People use tons of other words to exaggerate what they're trying to say without knowing all the meanings ALL the time. Really? Why?

  • @longvue I can only answer that question in one way, and that is it's just too fucking annoying. When somebody is looking for something and claims they are "literally trying to find a needle in a haystack" it makes me want to kill them. The English language is a delicate creature that needs protection.

  • @Metallideth1993 The English language is already bastardized. Are you gonna make fun of a person talking in English with an accent? I see all this in a sort of a dumb way to be an elitist.

  • @longvue I've never seen somebody so adamant to defend stupidity......

  • @Metallideth1993 Or maybe we need to, I dunno, be more laid back about something so small?

  • @longvue Oh how I envy you squire.

  • @longvue If it's such a small issue, then why do you continue replying to my meaningless comments?

  • At 0:52 I get like that when someone drinks all the kool-aid.

  • This video was great!

  • i dont get it

  • this was really annoying

  • Pedantic. The mis-use of language is the evolution of language. Also: you're not funny.

  • to rydiancook: well then, prick...you're not funny

  • @TheSpontaneousWonder Ha ha ha ha! This comeback is truly awful.

  • @RydianCook i wasn't intending to be funny. i was intending to be opinionated, a verb that is way over your head apparently. maybe jack should do that word next for his 'show'

  • You weren't trying to be funny. Never said you were. But unfortunately you were funny, because your reply to my comment was so uncalled for and not clever, that it made me laugh. Opinionated isn't over my head, and I'm not sure why you thought it was. I have an opinion. You have an opinion. We're both opinionated, everyone is. My opinion is that thus guy is not funny. Also I think he's wrong to be so pedantic. As I said in my first comment; mis-use of language is the evolution of language.

  • @RydianCook Actually the latter part of your first 'opinion' was uncalled for and not clever- or true. Jack himself never stated that he or his videos are or were ever going to be funny. So to post that as if he did was an ignorant move. But i do agree with the beginning of your comment. Thats espacially true where I'm from (the south).

  • 2:55 fail

    jk

    funny vid

  • Nice purge!

  • This video was so awesome that I laughed my ass off. Literally.

  • lol...next to shit,fuck and hell!....dat killed me. literally!

  • something similar was on how i met your mother :)

  • " im not above begging " CLASSIC

  • It's prose give it a rest. It's like saying "everyone does it." Not everyone does it but it gives emphasis which makes conversation a little more interesting.

  • It,s bad prose it adds nothing,it,s just a pointless filler.

  • Thank you. Thank you so god damn much. This video perfectly captures how pissed off I have I have been at the rediculous over and misuse of this word. Just the other day, I saw a commercial for some sort of debt alleviation service, in which one of the men they interviewed actually said the phrase, "I was literally drowning in debt" and I nearly shit my pants in rage. So just thanks again. You give me hope for society... at least a little

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  • Loved the explosion scene from "The Last Action Hero".

  • haha so much better than hot for words.

  • the worst bail ever ..... LITERALLY

  • Well for those who rated me a thumbs down they do and you see it on tv all the time. You don't see Turkish people and other Muslims running around Bomb Strapped trying to blow up every thing because it's hot outside.

  • lol

  • That was fabulous!

  • Actually because you said that, I'll start using the word figuratively more often.

  • lol well east Muslims literally explode themselves

  • Well, yeah.

  • Shit fuck ass or hell.

  • Literally cracked!

  • I purposely misuse it because it's funny.

  • HAHAHAHA!!!

  • It can be used as an intensive before a figurative expression. :)  so calm down.

  • Not to be a bitch, but yes it CAN be, and is, but that doesn't mean it's proper or correct.

  • You "literally" took this from actor and comedian David Cross. Next you should take Louis C.K.'s hilarious bit, so you can point out StickTownProductions misuse of 'hilarious." That way you can be a true Dane Cook douche bag wanna-be on Youtube. Way to go, you literally suck balls.

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  • THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! I hate it when people use the word "literally" and actually think it makes them sound smarter.

  • and yet he's willing TO BOLDLY SPLIT THE INFINITIVE

  • lol i love this!!:DDDD

  • I always hate the way it is always misused.

  • I just figuratively choked on my food from giggling!

  • Hella is just hella agramentational.

  • Nice! How about the misuse of the word: Actually

  • This literally hilarious, literally witty, and lit- I mean- figuratively brilliant!

  • figuratively.

  • you suck

  • Fucker!!

  • Omg watch QVC they say literally all the flipping time! Its literally annoying!

  • damn you're fucking right

  • Why do you care so much?

  • that is pretty sad. They are using literally for the exact opposite purpose.

  • i love the SNL skit were theres a chick who says literally after every sentence. it's soo freaking funny... literally.

  • Amen. Seriously.

  • i literally watched 45 secs of this

  • Language police are more annoying than the offenders they prattle on about. The "misuse" of the word has been around for centuries. Such books as Little Women, Tom Sawyer, The Great Gatsby, all use the word in a figurative sense.

    I guess any jackass fancies himself a clever fucker when he thinks he's discovered something.

  • This was litteraly horrible.

  • Digestive "tract" not "track".

  • "$5000 dollar dress"? Nice one, English boy.

  • Yes! Spot on, my good fellow. We've been talking about this at work for literally two years now. It is super-duper annoying! Bill O'Reilly, FOX "News," and the like are guilty... literally.

  • Using 'figuratively' to emphasize your statement, as suggested in this video, is just like saying 'the earth literally cracked'. You don't need to.

  • good i'm not the only one who's noticed...

  • Hi Jack,

    Literally is used in this country, as well as in Great Britain and Canada to emphasize. Yes, it is hyperbole. I literally died laughing when I saw this video and read the comments.

  • Sometimes I literally (not virtually, not nearly, not practically, not really) want to punch people when I hear them mis- and overuse the word. Thanks for this informative and entertaining video.

  • I'm obsessed with you.

  • yeah, he can do that!!!

  • I think I am too...come on~

  • Nice 24 clip.

  • LOL I really got to get as paper bag lmao

  • i love the end, clever :)

  • I fucking hate it! I had an english teacher my junior year in high school who misused the word literally at least once a day. It got to a point where whenever he said it I would just shout out the word "figuratively"

    It's probably the most annoying American dialect phenomenon I've ever experienced.

  • i moved to the united states jus recentely n i heard the word"literally" to often so i wz lookin online in a dictionary wot does exactly dis word mean n i found literally dis video.lol

  • Ignorant people like me need more of these videos so get on it.

  • You should offer these vids up to the public ed system! They may bleep some language, but I think the kids would pay attention!

  • you are the closest thing to god.

  • Lol that was great.

  • this was funny, literally! LOL

  • Its often use is to emphasize something jokingly, after all it is often used casually.

    So we should all get over it

  • Literally is useful precisely because it tells the reader/listener that you really do mean exactly what you said, no joke, no methaphors, no bullshit.

    If you co-opt literally to mean something else the word is no longer useful and the rest of us have to find a new word that replaces literally.

  • A friend of mine said, "I would have died! Literally!" and I said back, thinking of this video, "No, you would have died figuartively." There was a pause, then I started laughing. She didn't get it. :P

  • What about the word actually...because it's actually used alot, actually. You know what I'm sayin'?

  • i do that often to. i can't get the words out right sometimes and for some reason i say it. then my friends will say i repeated the same word twice i i didn't realize it. thank goodness it doesn't happen when i'm typing.

  • HAHAHAHA!! great!

  • "basically" is the most annoying, overused crutch word....literally

  • I'm glad to see not everyone is unaware of how badly "literally" is being misused. Bravo. P.S. Sorry for the double negative.

  • Litterally means it is written down(as in literature)... so therefore all those things you said are wrong. But you are litterally great(because its written down!), and I like your videos.

  • oh plus i can't spell. sorry

  • LOLLLL  at the clothes part!!!!!!

  • Your video literally rocks.

  • got it!

  • she is so not a size 2.yeah maby a UK size 3[yup imma bitch]

  • yay!! i so agree i am jumping with joy figuratively!!!!

    (i am LITERALLY sitting down)

  • I adore you!

  • Its funny cuz in New York we pronounce it "littaly"

    That pisses you off doesn't it

  • wow that was funny I litteraly pissed myself

  • i;m the same way with soymilk

  • It's astounding how many of these comments contain an incorrect spelling of 'literally' even though the word is pasted on the screen not more than 15 inches from their eyes. Obviously the sort of monkeys that have no idea how to speak, let alone spell.

  • jack. i love you.

  • Great ! Funny !

  • Hahahaha

  • figurtivly

  • using literally as a joke when replying to this video is NOT funny. don't do it kids.

  • I hate it when people use literally wrong...... literally!!!!XDXDXD

  • literally bravo

  • woah, when i watchd this vid, it literally blew my mind. it rocks...lterally...hehe

  • you KNOW HOW ANGRY I GET WHEN I CANT HAVE MY SOYA MILK! LOL

  • Jack, you need a cable show! You crack me up. Thank you for saying things I think lots of people are thinking! At least we hope other people think this way.

  • I understand and mostly agree with you.. BUT I must say something: I don't really think that the word "figuratively" adds emphasis to a sentence that is, obviously, a metaphor. In those cases, I generally forgive the misuse of "literally", because it's still a metaphor! I know that the word is essentially an antagonist of metaphors, and on the other hand, you're trying to protect the nature of the word, but... I don't know, I have a mixture of arguments in my head xD

  • You know, I'm from Argentina, and here we have a word that is as misused as "literally" and it's "posta", which is slung for "de veras, en serio" (really, seriously). We use it the same way you guys use literally, in the end of any crazy metaphor, to emphasize.. And well, it's just clear (to me, at least) that it's a metaphor, that we don't really mean that actually happened..

  • Blah, I don't know, I find it quite cool that language is what we speak, it mutates as it's spoken and/or written (mainly with internet going on, and.. well, you got the picture). Anyway, it's also VERY interesting to understand and remember the roots of the words we say so much, so we don't act like parrots most of the time..

  • I loved your video! The misuse of 'literally' has bugged me for a long time, and I was going to post something about it too, till I saw yours! Hilarious!

  • I literally lol'ed

  • Jack I have now watched several of your videos and I think they are brilliant. You are a genuinely funny guy and I obviously enjoy your stuff.

  • well, i think when people use litearlly wrong they are being sarcastic or using verbal irony or whatever. at least sometimes.

  • VERY FUNNY

  • woo! Thanks so much, dude, this made me laugh!

  • I just watched this video.. literally.

  • I will become a trend-setter and start using "figuratively". Just watch, I'll do it. Literally.

  • When language changes and evolves (in the way that the use of 'literally' has), it is the product of a change in the collective usage of several million speakers and not the product of just one or even several 'lazy' people. We speak English very very differently from the way people spoke it five hundred years ago. Our modern day version is neither superior nor inferior.

  • hahah

  • yeh, but literally sounds so much better! :-)

  • Jack you stole this from David Cross' act.

  • No, I didn't. I've never seen Cross do a bit on the word literally, and if I had used anything I would cite it as a source. Even so, I find it hard to believe that he discussed the word using the same examples and presentation.

  • literally isn't the most overused word.. like is and thanks SOOOOOO MUCH for actually putting up my response

  • that was grawsome~lol

  • Okay, how about "atypical" when people actually mean typical. That one makes me crazy.

  • this was figuratively awesome

  • you forgot pimp in the series of over used words

  • as soon as i finished watching this video, i turned on the tv, and the anchor used the word "literally" WRONGG!! haha.. it made me laughhh...

  • Oh gosh! Someone else who's frustrated by the misuse of literally!! You're young, you're hip, I think you are the one who can bring this message to the hoodz on the streetz!

  • Thanks for the English lesson!

  • I guess the next time I ghost-write a script for my news anchors, I'll have to work in the word "figuratively." Then I can record it off the television, send you a copy, and you can "literally" jump for joy...by the way, very nice video dude, I agree.

  • I haven't watched every single one of your videos or anything but I found this to be the funniest in a very long time.

  • LOL. "if he'd LITTERALLY exploded, there would have been a lot bigger mess to clean up."

    you are hilarious.

  • i figuratively laughed my ass off.

  • I love you. FIGURATIVELY!

    I laughed at this video 12 times. LITERALLY!

    Thank you so much... I hate when people confuse that. Hopefully people will start to say "figuratively" more often instead of literally using the wrong word.

    ~Rebirth

  • Thank you for being here.

  • Rofl

  • wow that was pretty funny! i literally fell out of my chair. and it hurt. very nice!

  • haha awesome vid...i always thought about this topic

  • thanks, Jack! This stuff really helped me on my Sat's today!

  • ohhh i ACTUALLY love you. Honestly i picked up my English pre text study, which we have to analyse at home, and one article said ' But they attacked the US Negotiating teams refusal' and i didn't know the word because obviously they DIDN'T acutalli attack them they just said they didn't like it and i was trying to think of a word, then i remembered!!! i saw ur video and, low and behold i found my answer ... figurative!

    LoveLove

    -x-

  • LOL