StarCraft 2: Choosing Selendis at New Haven in 1080p

[AlieNation52]

FUUUUUUU New Haven citizens!!!!!!!! you need to be purified

[tompolokcruise]

the way she looks makes me wanna fuck her

[TheAle89515]

I finish this mission without even using Vikings... somebody call for an exterminator?

[BBspike100]

Poor Hanson...

[KILLRAIN42]

I really don't get why Hanson seems to think she can do something that the Protoss couldn't. They've been at this for centuries, have tried to find a cure countless times, and have been unable to do so. I mean, jesus, the protoss lost their homeworld because they lacked an efficient way to combat the swarm, but they still kept their sanity and went on. Hanson is spazzing out about the colonists, but she was more than fine with it when you were on Meinhoff.

[royaldoofus]

James RayNOAR

[enjoythestruggle]

Hanson is a hypocrite. When you destroy the infested Terrans in the Left 4 Dead-esque mission she says she's almost certain there's no cure, then when it's HER people she goes on a rant she almost has the cure! Either way 'her' people shouldn't die for that, but she's still a stupid git.

[groundexter123]

Not killing infested colonists is being a good man? Hanson does not make sense.

[Zeolot22]

what did he say? it was like "this is a terran thing, ill wet myself?" Thats what i heard >.>

[NIGHTMAREger94]

@Zeolot22 "i handle it myself"

[MetaX24]

... The weird thing is I saved the Colonists I could, like Hanson asked. 'Bitch died for nothing. :/

[totallynoob96]

I choose Selendis because this pop up in my head

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[Nethrezar]

I actually found that siding with Dr. Hansen was the easier mission. I always seem to do better against the Protoss than I do against the Zerg.

[DrPepper42yes]

@Nethrezar Marauders.

[Markis2bi4]

Do Protoss sexually mind fuck?

[levitan71]

i think jim would be the first to know >:D

[gengsurau1]

hah ,!!! Ariel wanna find the cure, finnaly Ariel is infested hahahhah!!

[LtSurge659]

The only cure is KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[wbarahona]

Ariel Hanson made a cameo appearance at Korn's video Make me bad! thumbs up if u did noticed

[AzariahKyras]

I don't care about the colonists, I need the damn protoss research

[theXsynergy]

@AzariahKyras thats wat i did lol

[wojakov]

only nerd can like female witchout tits lol

[TheKardred]

That laboratory bitch is infested as well i killed her :D

Btw why the fuck is selendis hot????? Shes a fucking alien you alienofiles

[alen40to]

selendis is the hottest executor ever... I would love to be "executed" by her

[MrCouchmen]

Ariel Jim said he save everyone he can.You suppose to stay with refugees on Raynors ship.

[NarutoMan86]

So for the other cutscene with Hanson depends on what you choose right?

[8yepp8]

The only cure for zerg infestation is purification by fire. You know this to be true, James Raynor.

it's so fu*king EPIC i love it

[catsndogs98]

@8yepp8 In other words, KILL IT WITH FIRE. 

[HawaiiKnut]

Destroying the outposts is the most logical choice. Ariel said herself that the virus can't be cured and then she insist that she will find a cure.

[TableTennis1231]

@HawaiiKnut SPOILER ALERT: Ariel turns out to be a zerg in disguise, and so do the refugees. Killing the colonists is the most logical idea to stop the infection from spreading. It all turns out to be a plan by the zerg to cripple Mengsk. But i guess its a win win whoever you choose.

[darkbird305]

@TableTennis1231 Actually, you find out that she only becomes an a zerg because you wiped out her colony, so she had to experiment on herself. Siding with the Doctor is actually the right choice.

[TableTennis1231]

@darkbird305 When you side with the protoss, it says that the refugees being sent to the worlds that Mengsk owns are infected. Which would cripple the Terran resistance against the zerg. Those Refugees came from the colony, and by not killing the infection on the planet the zerg probably would have sent more infected refugees to infiltrate and cripple the Terran resistance.

[foghorn2002]

When I did this mission I was like fuuuuuuck that! I just met that doctor, Brotoss ftw

[MrCouchmen]

Ariel I know you are carring about the refugees,but..................­.when it looks like this...........there is no choice. R.I.P Ariel.

[Elitekiller1998]

@noeX555 me too!

En Taro Tassadar!(and adun)

[Elitekiller1998]

@xelnaga92 "And if chose to help Selendis maybe when Jim run into her again she may show her "personal admiration and gratitude"(better hope Kerrigan isn't there)"

Don't worry! Kerrigan is busy by regroup her zergs :P

[Nggakjelas92]

I love on how people thinking 'bout banging some protoss chick

You guys are playing too much Mass Effect

[ihzeo375]

I needed toss research points so I purified the colony

[StopFlaggingVideos]

@ihzeo375 that made me laugh

"i needed a few more points, so i decided to genocide the people"

[fifaplayer10]

YOU CAN CALL ME JIMMY

[xpander2007]

@fifaplayer10 AAHHAHAHAH

[madshot101]

Selendis

1) All these wars against the zerg, and NO ONE, not even the prottoss, found a cure, how will one person, not even a funded scientist, be able to do it?

2) As said by ariel, the virus mutates too fast, a cure will soon turn useless.

[7EliteCHEESE7]

@madshot101 There is a cure, it's purification by fire. Weren't you listening to Selendis at all?

[madshot101]

@7EliteCHEESE7

Why do you think i chose selendis

didn't you read the beginning of my comment?

[7EliteCHEESE7]

@madshot101 Yeah I did, but you kept saying there was no cure to it, but Selendis is like "the cure to infestation is purification by fire".

[madshot101]

@7EliteCHEESE7

Not much of a cure, since cures are meant to save lives.

[7EliteCHEESE7]

@madshot101 I wasn't actually being serious, I was just reminding you that Selendis calls purification by fire a "cure".

[TickyTok]

the bitch turns zerg on you! better burn that shit!

[TheRpgfun]

selendis takes "kill it with fire" to a whole new level XD

[CazyZippoLover]

i hate her not protoss lol fire is the answer

[DarkMoon309]

I think if we dont choose , Raynor would help protoss himself, not about sex and stuffs :)

[sooperzombie]

Zerg research is useless anyway. Toss research gives you kewl toys and abilities.

[Ksalald]

JAMES RAYNOOR

[goldsmith000]

Sorry Ariel, but I maxed out on Zerg research. :P

[lebeauluke1]

"En Taro Tassadar James Raynor. Undertake this task and I'll let you touch my boobs."

[TheLinkinpark657]

@lebeauluke1 hey it's Jim Raynor...

[royaldoofus]

@TheLinkinpark657 selendis says james......

[TheAle89515]

@lebeauluke1 I hate to burst your... bubble... but if the Protoss don't have MOUTHS why would they need mammary glands?

[ragmanforever]

@TheAle89515 for the fun:)

[TheAle89515]

@ragmanforever touche

[colonist067]

@lebeauluke1 Wait, do Protoss women even have boobs?

[LexRage77]

Selendis: The choice is yours, James Ray...

Jimmy: I want you ! *____*

[MazunaLegacy]

purify it! purify it with fire!

[Balkons13]

So now its En Taro Tassadar? ^^

[Daniel8bit]

@Balkons13 It's been "En Taro Tassadar" since Brood War...

[Balkons13]

@Daniel8bit well i havent played broodwar so guess thx for the info

[Yvessam]

Protoss look so cool

[NerdilyDone]

If Raynor was wise, he'd say no to both chicks. The obvious solution is to put the planet on complete quarantine and let Ariel use the colonists for her studies into finding a cure.

[MostazalsLord]

Choosing to help Selendis is easier I guess.

[MurasakiTsukimaru]

I chose Selendis usually. But I think that's more because I find wide-eyed idealists rather annoying, especially in a crapsack world- er sector.

[LauchEleven]

oh i can let the toss destroy them all, biatch :P

[StarCraftPilot]

I went with Hanson because i needed only 2 more zerg points for the Hercules, which i needed for the Mobieus mission.

[Pearlshipping101]

I wish i can MIND FUCK her...

[Ulinaish]

need to protect people and find a cure not to kill

[MostazalsLord]

@Ulinaish I agree, first time I chose to help Ariel, just because of that. I thought she could find it (but I don't really know if she actually did).

[xelnaga92]

The only thing I hope for right now except that Heart of the Swarm release soon, is that Blizzard learn from Bioware and make it so the choices you chose in WOL carry over to the next game like Mass Effect.

I would love to see what happen to the colonist if we save them. Is Ariel success in finding a cure or not. And if chose to help Selendis maybe when Jim run into her again she may show her "personal admiration and gratitude"(better hope Kerrigan isn't there)

Then there're Tosh and Nova too

[BadatStuff]

@xelnaga92 Heart of the Swarm will follow the "a" canon of the story meaning you save the colonists and help Tosh. However they're trying to make it seem like the "b" canon somewhat happened. From what I hear Tosh won't even be showing up but the prisoners of New Folsom would still be broken out so that Matt could still make his better future. Also the colonists on Haven will survive but the Protoss still have their respect for Raynor. That's what I hear but things can change in development

[mitkoogrozev]

purification by fire? So the protoss are basically christian fundamentalists from the 16th century :D

[MultiMagmortar]

@mitkoogrozev

could say so lol XD

[miles305678]

@mitkoogrozev Except cool, and advanced, and their religion is actually practical, and their culture is greek/roman (Conclave Archons etc) with egyptian style buildings, and mystical powers that christians would call demonic... Otherwise... well not really, it's just a fact, all these we can save them people end up making it worse, Borg (Startrek), Wraith (Stargate), all these overly passive nice people, I say burn ALL the zerg worlds!

[E21Winterz]

Oh man what should I do? I'll ask my dick.

[Lexurus4]

I chose Selendis because she is hotter

[sooperzombie]

So is choosing Selendis blue hoes before hoes?

[LiezAllLiez]

Oh wow a toss chick! I thought they multiplied through mitosis or something...

[xXslyferskyXx]

@LiezAllLiez In Brood War there is a protoss chick...

[BluelightSpike]

Meh, i chose Selendis.

Who needs a Blow Job when you can get a MIND JOB!

[MrCouchmen]

@BluelightSpike How is it feelin?

[CerberusT93]

@BluelightSpike you DO realize that she's probably around 700 some-odd years older than you right?

[BluelightSpike]

@CerberusT93

She's a PILF, so what?

Besides, i know she's a Cougar.

[CerberusT93]

@BluelightSpike xD

[ray101mond]

@BluelightSpike more like a GGGGGGmLF shes got to be close to 1000 years old

[noeX555]

I can't not help the protoss. i am of there kind....at heart!

En Taro Tassadar!

[goldsmash9]

I chose the protoss. Sorry Ariel already done you before but Selendis and raynor have a history... In a room

[bloodtrailkiller]

._. chose Salendis because I needed Protoss Research ._.

and,I didn't really care for Ariel...she wasn't my type =_=

Plus,the mission was pretty fun/difficult :3

[plus Salendis is kind of hot...]

[LePetitGrosse]

i wonder what terran protosss sex feel like?

[TheNemesis274]

@LePetitGrosse Ya don't wanna know....

[LePetitGrosse]

@TheNemesis274 since the protoss are so adept in psionic , protoss sex would be mind fucked i guess

[Cyrax0008]

Ariel, I prefer Zerg research~.

[hypergap]

I choose Protoss because Ariel got no facial expression.

[biirraann]

Sorry Ariel. I needed the protoss tech

[insight1337]

@biirraann hahaha, same shit Bro :)

[alfok]

I feel so much pity for Ariel, and her people...I choose her, sorry Selendis u_U

[zhengkaizhong]

selendis has got her own badass mother-of-all-ship while Ariel is just a freeloader abroad raynor's battlecruiser. selendis anytime!

[ColdBeets]

Selendis is hot enough, I'll find a way to have sex with her.

[jjilatt123]

Selendis is a massive Raynor fangirl, isn't she? I mean if you choose Hanson she's all like "OMG I get the fight Raynor! *squee*" instead of being pissed off that you're defnding infested colonists.

[Lorhechapol]

James Raynore

[supamonkey2]

say... wasn't alexei stukov cured from infestation once?...

[SoldierFrontJunky]

i just wanted the +3 protoss research :D

[Drunkendunker]

Haven's Fall (this one) was the hardest fucking mission in the game

[Gurgle528sevrules1]

@Drunkendunker at the beginning it was for me, but then the dead man's port kept pissing me off when i didnt defend the base

[AlexNOSAM]

@Drunkendunker the fuck man!? This was way easier than Ariel's mission... I did it on hard difficulty and succeed on the first attempt.. only restarted because I missed the achievement

[1millionRamen]

CHOOSE WISELY !

[levitan71]

ariel youre quite wellcome to take "samples" of me in your lab anytime but c'mon a mind-job?? cant pass that out! =3

[xx88bob88xx]

girl " u cant do this " protoss "fuck yes i can i got big ass ships sooonn!!"

[fezan84]

selendis is so fucking hot

[7EliteCHEESE7]

@fezan84 That's why I chose purify the coloy.

[SoNyXDNB]

@fezan84 You should get a girlfriend :D

[xpander2007]

@SoNyXDNB easy for you to say

[SoNyXDNB]

@xpander2007 Heh, may be ...

[StopFlaggingVideos]

@fezan84 what?

[CaptainPengu]

Selendis: ultimate Jim Raynor fanboy

Oh we'll fight you but even if you massacre our troops we still love you.

I mean yeah we are dwindling what with the whole Zerg thingy and the Hybrids but you know what you're great.

[WW3seeker]

this choise very hard but I choosed Ariel, cuz she is so far the closest human being to find cure for infestation, yea if she fail planet Haven is pretty much doomed, but if she does find that cure it can save more than just 1 planet.

[Chocoboty]

Such a shame that saving Ariel's people is considered canon, poor Selendis got her ass handed to her and choosing her was definitely more fun than taking on an mothership.

[DarkGred027]

@Chocoboty actually, hte last data of heart of swarms means the Protoss/tosh choice are cannon

[Chocoboty]

@DarkGred027 Oh! Thanks for telling me! ^_^

I wonder how they'll fit in Ariel now >.>

[Shadowbane509]

@Chocoboty Hopefully? They won't. I really didn't like her, plus I thought that she was being a bit of an idealist with the I-can-save-humanity thing. And the Protoss are just too epic not to side with. (In a "real" scenario, Selendis probably would've mentally influenced him to side with her anyways.)

[DaMailman113]

Key Advice: always side with the person that tells you to "make a choice, NOW!".

[gv1955]

@DaMailman113

Sound advice.

[KillerCheebo]

i wuda picked this mission coz the protoss babe is much hotter than the human female ;s

[CrypticWatcher]

Well at least Selendis doesn't have any diseases unlike Ariel, she'll infect you

[SpareXXXX]

I chose Selendis. Coz I never had a psi-job before...

[rohitvip]

Selendis is so sexier. This is the first time they introduced female protoss. Hope they add more.

[WaterCrane]

@rohitvip There was one female protoss before Selendis... Dark Templar Matriarch Raszagal, although this is the first time we are more or less shown a female protoss actually in command of the war fleets.

[KyuuA4]

@WaterCrane Plus, Raszagal was OLD

[gnawi0]

How Selendis can speaks without a mouth?

[Deepsorrow1996]

@gnawi0 they speak through their thoughts i think lol, they are psychic and they are aliens :)

[trumsu915]

Glorious combat? The protoss has only 6-8 carrier, 1 big mothership, 3 poorly defended bases. A few nukes and spectres, vikings and banshees, then done

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

Jim is bored with human pussy. Can't blame the guy if he wanted to try a little Protoss pussy~ >=)

[misterHoNorth]

Let me think...You have the choice between an alien woman and a scientist... Bah I dont care. I only want Kerrigan :) Kill those bitches and bring back my gurl! Watch my channel if you think Jim and Sarah are the perfect duo <3

[NKL77]

Protoss Girl is very hot

Then I choose her

[VenomAlexiz]

-I am so sorry Ariel,but...

-What?!This isn't right,i thought you are a better man than this,Jim

-Sorry Ariel,but Selendis told me she will kiss me with her lips

-....

[trumsu915]

@VenomAlexiz what lips?

[totallynoob96]

I choose Selendis because Selendis is....sexier...

[1337DementedOne]

Damn it, Uther! As your future king, I order you to purge this city!

[DarthBlam]

@1337DementedOne Ahaha

You made me lol

[GSMOUSA]

Vikings in short: armor =0, no evasive tactics, no cloaking, they're not even that fast in going from a location to another.

I never used vikings in combats.

And I never will.

[mnadeau1992]

Ariel: some of my people are infested...

Raynor:You lied to me? DIE with all the others!

[emmthreejonny]

It was awkward to hear him trying to explain erradicating the rest of the colonists by using the Protoss method, quite opposite in the first game.

That's just something Jim Raynor wouldn't choose. He always go for the hard way, he would've protected the ALL the colonists.

[HunterElite117]

KILL IT WITH...ermmm..I mean...Purify it with fire!

[paydafee]

wow epic copypasta from wc3 plot

[onedeadcat]

Purify the colony = ban the teabaggers.

No wonder Sarah Palin's pissed.

[Trentonater47]

where was the sitting by and watching choice?

[gmanthebeast1]

"the only cure for zerg infestation is purification by fire".fucking epic lol

[IsArtanisAzn]

well i havent gotten to this part yet but i wil choose selendis because she is related to artanis :) (i read starcraft wiki then it said there friends or something)

[Thoomash1]

lol Matt Horner is just standing there smiling :))

[Thoomash1]

i chose ariel cause i didnt know how to fuck a protoss

[CMF2790]

@Thoomash1 psionic blowjobs

[insight1337]

@Thoomash1 You would probably get to fuck Nova, or even Kerrigan herself. There is no point in helping Ariel.

[MyPasswordAre123ABC]

@Thoomash1 You have to do it... Mentaly...

[TheZorginator1]

I wanted too choose Selendis sooooo much...but I had just been playing mass effect and I'm not sure if I could do Selendis...

[TheOnlyGBeast]

Why I chose to not fight the Protoss:

-Selendis is right.

-Hanson be a honeytrap!

-There is WAYY more then enough Zerg research in the campaign

[determinizm]

Culling of Stratholme? :)

[Krronnoss]

@determinizm I totaly agree with you XD 

[Wuzzamachuck]

Protoss research

Sarah Palin is dead

Alliance with the Protoss

AND Selendis wants my dick.

Excellent choice? I think so.

[hjnbrf]

@Wuzzamachuck vs zerg research, cure maybe, better reputation with people when your deeds would spread across the world, Sarah's kiss (if you want that so much...btw I can't imagine that Celendis with her mega big head and don't know yet with what torso and legs sitting on some human's d.ck... would you like to have sex with some Zerg also? (not mentioning Kerrigan of course ^^))

just a friendly joke, sorry if that wouldn't seem like one

[Tonman50]

raynor: swans got you covered....

swan: yea i got u covered