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  • where do you get the backround music?

  • More internet sandwiches? Btw I love the beard

  • I dare you to eat a half a loaf of bread then drink lots of water

  • Damn thats 1 nice paper.......nvm O__o

  • I dare you to watch Remixe by djeremy

  • at 3:11 the top right corner says "bra" ._.

  • 4:17 what the fuck. i paused the video right before this a few hours ago to look at something else, and i return to see this.

  • i dare you to watch scott pilgrim and try to relate to him because he is canadian :D

  • put yourself in a jail made of random objects and then destroy it!

  • your beard looks like a bunny ran past your face!

  • i dare you to scare someone on the street. preferably a kid

  • Did... did you just call me a honkey.....

  • I think I was less disgusted at the contents of the sandwich and more disgusted at the fact that you used the end slices of the bread.

  • Hes actually wearing pants.

  • 3:32 I almost peed my pants :D

  • Jay on the phone xD

  • Hey do you know french?

  • thumbs up if you love the sound matt makes when he takes the first bite of his sandwich. :P

  • beards are hot.

    lol<33

  • @MattG124 i dare you to draw your face on your face with a marker (sharpie)

  • the USA wants to know whats a hoeser

  • I adore your green eyes

  • aww matt your not ugly i mean the beard isnt the most attractive thing but..uhh your not ugly! xD

  • "They are dumb and ugly" Is six syllables. Not five. :P

  • I noticed most requests are from girls :\

  • 1:19 i wonder what hes watching on netflix...hmm.

  • Paper sex.

  • YAYYYYY FMA!!!!

  • Wasn't that Jay on the phone? :P

  • haha same charlie poster

  • im a hoser.. :'(

    :P

  • Oh my gosh ! I dare you to... drink pickle juice.

  • I dare you to do the worm.

  • i dare you to the first chick you can find and in a very hi pitch voice and say "hey hun r u a lezbian lookin for fun"

  • I DARE YOU TO WATCH MEATSPIN.COM!

  • @desquire1962 well....That was very disturbing..i must delete my history before my mom see-....shes home...shit lmao

  • @skate4life1223 Lol sorry

  • OH SWEET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!

  • i dare you to say the p;edge of allegiance in your most hated teachers voice? pleeeeeeeeez

  • favorite bit 2:37 -  2:47

  • favorite bit 2:37 - 2:47

  • favorite bit 2:37 - 2:47

  • i dare you to grow a wizard beard.

  • Boner.

  • They sell Jones soda in Canada?! they stopped selling that here D:

  • @KelseaswickedRose No they didn't. They still sell Jones soda in america.

  • Fma=nerdy=sexy=lets have babies

  • *boner* HHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAH­AAHHAHAHAHAHHA

  • I don't know why you seem fucking crazy hahaha

  • I dare you to watch Yuri~!!

  • it's against the law to harass whales.

  • it's against the law to harass whales.

  • FMA Reference3 xD

  • i dare you to knock on you next door neighbours house and ask to watch porn on there laptop

  • why was the soy sauce in a jones soda bottle? 3:13 and then he picks it up at 3:20

  • my cat is called jojo:3

  • scream REALY LOUD SAYING HELP HELP THEN HIDE UNDER YOUR TABLE SEE IF YOUR NEIGHBORS KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! orrr...... i dont know

  • My boy friend makes crazy sandwiches like that, but he actually eats it because he doesn't have taste buds:3

  • @MattG124 Was that a Wayne's World reference near the end?

  • I feel like you should have a volley ball named Wilson.

  • Totally perfect moment when he's making the epic hardcore paper airplane, and the Charlie Sheen poster is in the background..."WINNING"

  • I'm "sure" you have fun cleaning all that up haha

  • i dare you to make trollface

  • i dare you to blend eggs in to a drink and drink them with vodka.

  • I love her shirt XD

  • OOOHH! CA-Naa-DUH

  • i dare you to try fish fingers and custard!!!

  • You are just amazing! <3

  • lol 3:52

  • see how many bananas u can stick in ur mouth:)

  • i dare you to convinces your mom your a homosexual ! .... <3

  • 2:47 who else read it

  • I dare you to write your name in whipped cream

  • i need a hd camera HELP 

  • I Dare you to make a gay joke.

    Butt Fuck it!!!

  • i dare you to pucheyou

  • I dare you to spell boobies on a calculator :3 

  • ACTUALLYU A PHILOSPHUR STONE TAKES MORE THEN ONE SOUL TO FUNCTION CORECTLY!

  • I dare you to take a shower wearing ur favorite plaid shirt and pants! XD

  • i dare you to say........... balls!!!

  • Omg! Your eyes! :)

  • You have really pretty eyes :D

  • 0:58 Can you find Charlie Sheen???

  • i dare u2 tell ur momur gay

  • The Batman voice was right on! Great Job:)

  • I dare you to do ALCHEMY LIKE EDWARD ELRIC :D

  • that was not a bowl. it was Tupperware.......

  • Sir... go get your belly buttin' Pierced!

  • 3:55 OH SWEET JESUS PAINT THE WHEEL

    Is what I heard

  • I dare you to call FPS russia and have him shoot an apple off of your head with a sniper rifle william tell style

  • I dare you to lick your foot while singing camptown races :D

  • I dare you

  • I dare you to dye your beard pink

  • me and you should be best friends!!!

  • I like watching his pocky boxes add up! ahaha

  • I dare you to jump on your toilet seat while eating cereal

  • I dare you to... WARGHL!! :'3

  • FMA :D

  • I dare you to stand in an elevator and annoy people by folding over and saying "damned spontainious orgasms" under your breath.

  • IXI NOW GET YOUR DUMB ASS FUCKIN FOOD

  • why is your cat like WTF !!!!!!!

  • i dare you to go to your nearest store and sing pop songs. don't forget the dance moves!

  • LoL i saw the comment at 2:47 ROFL LOL :D

  • I dare you to hug an unfriendly creeper and then re-spawn on top of a friendly one!!!

  • 3:12 Top right corner, "BRA"

    ;)

  • Lol, They are Dumb, and Ugly.............Boner

  • shave never I like it! LOL xxx

  • What is your x-box gamertag?

  • full metal alchemist reference FTW. :)

  • @JustineRawr Yay! I'm not the only one who saw it!

  • I want to play with your beard!

  • OMG I LOVE GOOBER :DDDD

  • I dare you to pronounce my username

  • shave yall beard

  • Eat a raw mushroom

  • Dear Mattg, I dare you to attempt a cartwheel off your bed.

  • I DARRE YOU TO SHOW MY COMMENT IN YOUR VIDEO!!!!! :D it'd make you the anti douche canoe!

  • HOLY EYES <3<3

  • what anime do u watch???list em ALL

  • I dear you to draw me a photo and put my name :D

  • I dare you to paint you beard blue :3

  • i ddare u to walk down the streets and tell people i love you

  • in Canada since you can get milk in a bag can you also get eggnog in a bag???

  • I dare you to put apple sauce on you cat's head.

  • I high five you on your use of a Wayne's World quote xo

  • i dare u to drink from ur eyes :D

    luv ya

  • Why am I so jealous of those 4 FMA posters.

  • I dare you to have 10 seconds of pure mattg eye-ness. They are sexy.

  • i dare you to blow up a condom on your head.. :)

  • I dare you to lick your nose.

  • Watch gay porn with your mother. Do it! Douche Canoe.

  • i dare you to eat an entire jar of peanut butter and not drink anything

  • I Dare You To Draw Nyan Cat And Yell Damn After You Drew It <3

  • You are like a toddler. :)

  • I dare you to sing the Adventure time song to your cat with a pedophile look on your face ^-^

  • I dare you to to drink water with ketchup, milk, pepper, soy sauce, salt, and creamer.

  • I dare you to stack your cats

  • i dare you to dare us.

  • I dare you to take out your nose ring and lick it.

  • i dare u 2 eat glass

  • I dare you to buy a dog

  • i dare you to babysit little kids for an hour

  • i dare you to show us how you take a shower xD

  • I dare you to stick raisins in your nose and play chubby bunny. AT THE SAME TIME!<3 ohh and thanks for letting me move in with you

  • i dare you to watch a ten minute loop oh Ghirahim's ritual dance!!!!

  • Matt...i dare you to prank call jay!!!!

  • i dare you to dare someone else.

  • I dare you to spin so much that you get dizzy then walk a straight line :3

  • the beard did scare me the fuck out at first i thought i was ffake

    SWEEET I DARE YOU TO DIE YOUR BEARD BLUE

  • @chusinger DYE your beard bue*

  • @chusinger My Bro died my hair blue when i was asleep.. How the heck didnt i wake up?!

  • i dare you to kick you in your head and scream boner!!!

  • i dare you to watch the food channel

  • i dare you to high five your cat

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  • I dare you to fcgjhbknjm,

  • I dare you to go outside.

  • I dare you to discover downtown while reading texts from last night.

  • I dare you to chew on your wall.

  • I dare you to eat a marmite chicken sandwich

  • I dare you to make yourself as unattractive as possible!

  • BE A BONER NINJA

  • I dare you to act like a nazi again PLEASE the last time was hilarious:)

  • What won't you do on these?

  • I DARE YOU TO WATCH THE TELLATUBBIES!

  • I DARE YOU TO THROW EVERYTHING IN SIGHT ON THE GROUND AND YES I MEAN ALL OF THE THINGS

  • What do you do when your not making videos

  • I dare you to shave your beard.

  • ADD: VAADELAND on xbox thats the guy that said the spoon shanking one :) he'll add you

  • If There was such a thing as a whale nuke, would you buy it?

  • I dare you to put your leg behind your head. :)