Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbours - Belgium & Holland Pt 2

[emptywendysbag]

he believes televisions the devil....and yet hes participating in a television interview...

[SiempreSennaDaSilva]

The age of consent isn't really 12 in the netherlands is it?

[UnknownFurryAnimal]

@SiempreSennaDaSilva In the Netherlands, any sexual activity with anyone below 16 is illegal, but above the age of 12 it's only prosecuted if the person below the age of 16 or his/her legal representative files an official complaint.

[MegaMrDamo]

There's a Gay Zoo

[Borat911]

hahaha !!! Seriously , Holland and Belgium are probably the most awesome (and weirdest) countries in the world !!! I could live there !!

[broodjeaap1992]

@Borat911 I live there but I've never seen anything like this (cow game)... How old is this vid anyway?

[HellwrathUK]

@bart1971ful Get a sense of humour, surely you should know everything Clarkson does is light hearted.

[musicgirlcp]

hihi i am from belgium , and i just had so much fun watching this funny video of belgium.

ok we arent like this but stil it was funny and 1 thing was true we wish we are born in another country.

[Dan887755]

Damn... i've lived in the netherlands for about 20 years now and i never knew it was this perverted...

[flyserv]

my god why did put that stupid priest in...

[petitus90]

why does he take the most weird people and the most wierd sports that exists in this country. He could teke some ppl that are at least a bit normal? now evryone thinks we are wierd !!

[relicx4]

@petitus90 Ye wtf, i'm from Belgium and this is totally not how we are!

[MisterGasMan]

from 4:37 ..."Welcome to Belgium everyone" XD

[TheJayAytch]

Does anyone know what song starts playing at about 4:28? If it even is a song?

[BobbieandSteveDooley]

Remind me never to go there!

[sinqua101]

heerlijk zoals ze de belgen neerzetten :D

[belgiummeansbeer]

"What do you think about the English?" "Really?" "Oh, yes" Hilarious!

[TheBbergner86]

I want to move to holland!

[Saxonsoldiers]

Hhahahahahahahaha, Louis Walsh works in a dutch sex shop when not doing the Xfactor rofl

[4000marco]

Holland has the least number of christians or religion believers in all of europe, so its weird he shows this guy talking like whole of holland disagrees the government.

[itsamenl]

@4000marco Pretty sure Norway beats us, they have the highest percentage in atheists.

[4000marco]

@itsamenl hmm ok if you say so. than thats also a reason for me to like norway.

[jadephyre]

Jezza in a Sexshop... I now have an excruciating stomach-ache from laughing so hard xD

[andriesheero]

"we dont agree"....

He can have his opinion but he certainly isnt speaking in behalf of all dutch people

[kthebay]

Is that vicar talking on behalf of the entire country? In our hearts "we" dont agree with our gouvernment. Thats not arrogant at all that.

[LordNelson87]

penguin man!!!!!

[crmnl320]

4:38 is the weirdest thing I have ever seen...and I live in Tijuana.

[masteryoda394]

Thanks for this HellwrathUK,great stuff.

[Alexthegreatbelgian]

btw, you can legally smoke weed in belgium ;)

[gromny]

@Alexthegreatbelgian

No but you can own it if it's an amount for personal use. you just can't smoke it in public.

[bart1971ful]

sorry but this is bullshit,typical for people frm the uk.................i hope they stay on there island

[tantjenbertolli]

I just hope that all people that watch this realize he picks out things he can make fun of. Like his humour, but in the other way it's very cheap. He only shows things to do that mostly the old people in here do... I live in belgium and I have never ever seen anyone in my family doing any of these things.

Just go around Europe, confirm the clichés and prove that British people literally and figuratively live on an island. Everything that comes from outside is bad....

[Debbie321lopez]

Belgium The only good thing about it is illegal fireworks :P

[ednuttah]

Thing about Clarkson is he is a bit of a prude. Shocked easily and very British. I liked Amsterdam, but it was a bit slow, no urgency about it, but that was the weed. The Red Light District was nothing compared to Anne Frank' s House and the Tulip fields. The Riksmuseum was excellent too and Costa Diamonds that cut all the stones with old fashioned methods. Liked all that, but RLD was just very samey, every street had a woman that looked identical to the one in the previous window.

[binoyrakesh]

Man, at first I thought whats so boring about living there.. then I saw the smokers, the cow sh*t game and then realized that iD GO MAD if I lived there., just like the Penguin guy. Poor man. He thinks he is a penguin, hilarious and sad at the same time.

[elvee88]

joints a huge fake obviously

[lfc011]

that cow things fucking disgusting

[redneko100]

omg! this is great! xD ... i'm from belgium btw

[doriftomasta]

6:53 what song is that?

[muiecopyright]

what's the song from 2:29?

[SirNetel]

@muiecopyright: Fun Lovin' Criminals - We are all very worried about you - on the album 100% Colombian

[misterinley]

1:56, whats the tune????

[hotchefuk]

its the theme from grandstand. A sadly missed sports programme which used to be shown on saturday afternoons. It was specially written for the show by keith mansfield

[MalkavianMadness]

Seeing that vicar I'm glad Religon in the netherlands is dead or dying, and for the better. Yes I'm dutch., and religion is like a disease that should be swiftly taken out.

[evklinken]

GAYS ARE A DISEASE AAAAAAARGH!!!

Incredible how many idiots like that vicar live in Holland.

[Zbyhnev]

Agreed. It is funny to see the religious types try to claim Europe is build on christian roots. Bull. Europe only stopped being a despotical sh*thole and became what it is because of the Enlightenment, and that consisted to a massive degree of taking down religion. It is dangerous that some of the medieval nuts are trying to re-gain power in Europe, but thank God, they will most likely never succeed, ever again.

[pipochipoo]

@MalkavianMadness You do realize that not all religious people share the opinion with that vicar. I for one am quite content with the Dutch laws and i'm a religous person myself.

[MalkavianMadness]

@pipochipoo Go find a new hobby mate. To me all religious people are the same. I see human developement a little like a centipede, and religion is a busted leg. You religious folk are holding us back...you are..dead weight if I may say so.

[WizBeef]

@MalkavianMadness i am part dutch and i live in canada but i am going to have to agree with you it would ruin Amsterdam

[Northax]

@MalkavianMadness If you do not like it, do not practice it. But to say it should be taken out is on par with Nazis, so you're a Nazi fascist?

[rock3tcat]

@MalkavianMadness

Just wait until the time comes in which you have to face your creator, I'm guessing that at that point you will shit bricks... :D

[AirCanada04]

@rock3tcat Well said sir.

[articachicken]

@rock3tcat

And who exactly is that creator? and what does he/she/it look like?

Or do you mean it's someone like the CERN?

[jeroen3nl]

why is amsterdam the stereo type for the whole country go to east holland and then youll have a great time :D

[rasmAn2]

the west netherlands are not so bad. you just have to go to the south:)

[mrgeorgeallison]

I've been to both with my friends and Amsterdam is where we had the best time.

[Meuk1982]

That vicker should talk for himself, what an asshole

[Spem27]

Vickers guy is a rarity in holland xD, he is probably gay

[TheBravo345]

look at those hocks on that cow!

[Ketchuples]

the french belgians cant speak english and dutch belgians always can, its very irritating and shameful

[robiiC9109]

i want a penguin costume

[lewisstonerhouse08]

sushi :P

[Firefox2208]

the vicker is complete MAD

[alexander92648]

If anybody could tell me the name of the piano song at 4:43 i'd be in you debt. thx =)

[paul4806]

At 4:53 is perpetuum mobile by penguin cafe orchestra

[men5m2k]

@paul4806 i have been searching for this song for ages! quality

[caledfwlch]

@men5m2k what song

[arlingo]

I love penguins!

[erico72]

Pengiun Man, I'm Dutch and I think that that is the one thing we miss

[Debbie321lopez]

Yup.. we have only dumb guy's like Balkenende and Frans Bauwer

[erico72]

ach dat zijn onze eigen gekken

[supernautistaken]

youthanasia like abortion or like killing children?!

[NautiKijana]

Euthanasia is a way if painlessly killing someone who really wants to die e.g. a terminally ill patient.

[supernautistaken]

yeah...i been cramming too much stuff in my tiny little brain lately and words and memories seem to have been falling out the other end

[macher001]

plz someone, what's the name of the song from the sexshop?

[HellwrathUK]

The song is "Someone Like You" by New Order :) Thanks for watching!

[cbvbootcamp]

Ha ha! The penguin guy is awesome!

[Madmanpete21]

fantastic pee but sadly no follow through, i nearly pissed my self laughing!!!! love jeremy so very much!!!!

[stalkin0the0walken]

Jeremy is awesome ;)

[festivephone]

if the whole world was like belgium it would be a much better place

[frank1320]

people would die of boredom

[HTrance]

No way! All the weirdness makes it hilarious :D

[MasterChiefAgent007]

that's a huge joint.

[jeroen3nl]

yeah holland FTW!!

[ThanatosVL]

Got milk?

[vickskedoedoe]

Lol! Jerermy sure can't speak French or Flemish!