Antigravity Cat-Toast Device

[Evil040]

This is what I call Troll-science xD

[TimpBizkit]

It probably would fall on its side as wrapping something around a cat as I've seen on a few videos causes it to lose balance.

[NexXxus86]

that's how nyancat was born

[RockFlyDiablo]

Can oleo margerine be used in the butters place? Eliminating the dairy product would reduce the carbon foot print and drastically reduce the amount of free radical transient fat emissions during the rapid transitions of the gravitational flux. I don't know...I'm just asking because my friend wanted to know.

[Regginyaga]

what if I like toast covered in dirt?

[wcemichael]

You forgot to factor in having a very expencive and very stainable carpet. The buttered toast will be more attracted to it. Using cheap stain resistance carpete will reduce the effect.

[sepdet13]

This is a very excellent demonstration of the buttered toast and cat principle. I've heard of it before, but I've never before seen the industrial uses mapped out in such detail, nor had I heard anyone explore the inverse scenario (the cat-toast wormhole). 

[bluntman305]

i made i wormhole with my poor mr kitty,help :(

[thecheeseburger1999]

THIS IS EPIK SAUCE IN A POOL!!

[KingstonDataTravler]

Nyan Cat! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[verusquo]

Cave Johnson long ago financed this technology's research. Though praised for its ability to endlessly supply energy, the Aperture Science Buttered Cat Antigravity Perpetual Motion Generator (ASBCAPMG) project was eventually cancelled by GLaDOS and replaced by the Aperture Science Buttered Cat Reverse Alignment Supercollider (ASBCRAS) project. According to GLaDOS, it yielded "significant improvements in test chamber data collection", despite - or perhaps as a result of - the project's 100% deat

[stupidcomedy1]

is this where nyan cat came from XD

[jagajava123]

Thats a Captain Hotknives song, wow u ripped that off lol

[rcflight13]

Why not just glue two pieces of buttered toast to each other back to back? Cheaper, you don't have to feed it and it doesn't fling shit on your walls while it spins, only less adorable.

[TheBoucherC]

this cant be real?!?!?!?!

[fauferno]

I like how scientific this was.

[00meaty]

The frequent rookie failure is due to improperly balancing the ratio of cat feet attraction to butter toast attraction. The cat's feet each pull about 10 times more than a single slice of toast. In order to properly balance the cat's attraction one would need to attach about 40 pieces of toast to a cat, depending on the type of bread and breed of cat. This becomes impractical somewhere around the 5th slice of toast, an easier solution might be to use jam to increase the per slice attraction.

[luiysia]

@00meaty Or, you know, cut off a few legs or the tail.

[sebitecs69]

BUTTER REPULSION FORCES AND CAT FORCES!!!

OMG I LAUGHED THE FUCK OUT OF ME WITH THAT!!

[DestinyThrawn]

HOLY SHIT WHITE HOLE!!!!

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!!!?

[DrayFan12]

@DestinyThrawn OH, SHIZNIT, WHITE HOLES ARE THE OPPOTISTE OF BLACK HOLES! THEY DON'T SUCK EVERYTHING, THEY REPEL IT!!! WE'LL ALL BE SENT INTO SPAAAAAAACE!!! AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!

[frouggie]

"...or cutting some hairs, or legs, from the cat."

[natedrummer13]

Too much spinning can cause a rupture in the space time continuum!

[TheBearcat222]

You really suck. Intensely. Your annoying voice, and lame over-long and stupid dialog and graphics utterly fucked up what is really a wonderful five second joke.

Kill yourself.

[satoua]

This = winsauce in a jar.

[OceanicLyfe]

Genius. 

[VKQueenVamp]

I dislike photostory I had to use it for a project. blegh and it took me a gazzilion times because it was saving to the C drive of other computers and not my H drive.. -sighs- so I ended up having to remake the slides 5 times and the voice over... and music...

[EwNasteh]

The cats gonna faceplant. Bam! The cat doesn't land on its feet and the toast isn't ruined.

[010000012]

I tried it .... the cat explodes

[EvilKittenTV]

if i put butter on both side of the toast ... will i get the same result??

[wwwater1]

WTF LOL!!! I must say this is brilliant.

[AntoBoesi]

can your voice get anymore boring......

[JazzmanSA80]

@AntoBoesi Nope. I aimed for and achieved maximum boringness.

[THISNAMEOWNS]

A problem here would be that while the cats feet do land on the ground, the toast is still suspended on the cat's back, therefore not on the ground. The result of such an experiment would result in a cat landing feet first, with a toast strapped on its back. If you simply do not butter any side of the toast, it should levitate.

[JazzmanSA80]

@THISNAMEOWNS Do you mean to say that your hypothesis is that non-buttered toast cannot land?

[THISNAMEOWNS]

@JazzmanSA80 exactly. In the air, the toast will try to find its buttered side in order to land. However, as you have wisely pointed out, nature chooses the best and the toast will simply levitate as there is no buttered side.

[JazzmanSA80]

@THISNAMEOWNS I have to correct you there- the toast is supposed to land buttered-side DOWN, meaning it always lands on the worst side, not the best. If neither side is buttered, then neither side is worse, and either side may land face-down.

The theory in this video states that the butter-side and cat's feet are trying to land on the ground with equal but opposite force. It makes more sense if you focus your concern on which things MUST land, not that which cannot.

[THISNAMEOWNS]

@JazzmanSA80

Youre no fun. You ruined cats! You ruined everything and I dont like this game anymore and Im going home.

D=

[JazzmanSA80]

@THISNAMEOWNS I'm very fun. You're having fun right now, actually!

You just can't see it yet because all those tears are in the way.

[roye7777777]

The theory is right, but remember the earth turns and the earth is a kind of magnet when it comes to gravity, there has to be no gravity at the earth, thén it's possible.

[JazzmanSA80]

@roye7777777 If there were no gravity, we would all float, wouldn't we? :P

The Earth's gravity is actually essential to this theory. A force which causes both the cat and toast to land is required. IE, gravity.

[blm2295]

it actually seems like it would make sense for some reason

[SolarisSatais]

Hmm.. It is true that a cat always land on its feet. But it isn't true that a cat's back can never touch the ground. And the reason for toast to land on the butter side is because the side with the butter is heavier as there are butter! ( E=MGH, E=1/2MVsquare ) Hence if this experiment is conducted, the cat would land on its feet.

[JazzmanSA80]

Hmm.. you're like one of those people who are no fun, aren't you? :P

[Zblj1987]

What about attaching 2 cats to each other feet first belly on belly?

[JazzmanSA80]

2... cats? You're a madman, sir!

[TheDrCN]

What a relief! I'm not the only person who uses uncyclopedia for school projects.

[gorbaz1981]

A fine theory, but surely as the cat has a greater mass than the buttered toast, gravity would affect it to a greater degree. You'd need a slice of buttered toast with the same mass as the cat! XD

[JazzmanSA80]

Mass is irrelevant- only the force with which both the cat and toast try to control the landing, which has not been proven to be dependent on mass.

[ADRockstroh]

I tried it, it really worked! I've have had unlimited power to my house ever since I made it.

[Taroximitsu]

what about putting butter on both sides of the toast? xD

[CRAKIZGOOD]

xD.

[PhyOSPhyOS]

It would just fall vertically, and end with the side with more butter down. Or explode.

[Sebal007]

@Taroximitsu

IT'll cause an infinit loop which causes(as you might know from a computer) our world to FREEZE.

[JacobsFX]

@Taroximitsu HOLY CRAP?!?!? MIND=BLOWN

[cairun]

@Taroximitsu or stick two cats back to back, lol?

[Smonjirez]

NASA could learn a thing or two from this theory =P.

Can't wait until we see the space shuttle lifting off with a gigantic tank of cat-toast combos =P.

[siberianhuskies1994]

Yes, very possible. Or, it might just fall on its protruding anus.

[superravencubs13]

If the Murphy's law always happened, which it does not always, this machine would work, at least until the cat died of starvation a few days or weeks in, because dead cats do not land on their feet.

I like the idea of a black hole. Man people should've been worrying about someone attaching toast to a cat's feet and making a black hole instead of thinking the newest supercollider would create a black hole, the cat-toast has a higher probability. (I read Popular Science)

[noeyedeer2jk89sx]

Its a stone Luigi, you got this off Uncyclopedia didn't you?

[JazzmanSA80]

Of course- it practically did my project for me :P

[virus0master]

LoL

[Monolithos]

is it real?

[TheCreator4]

Yes. This actually happens when you tape buttered toast to a cat and drop it.

[lolbaitfershiz]

loooool!

[SamCurran41]

this is proper good :}}}}}

[officerstrickland]

Look for "Perpetual Motion Found!" in the related videos with a green, chalkboard looking thumbnail. Much funnier.

[JazzmanSA80]

Your mother is much funnier.

[officerstrickland]

After watching your video, I can believe that.

[officerstrickland]

Don't get upset. It's just funny to watch after watching so many mythical energy creating, perpetual motion posts.

[JazzmanSA80]

Naw, I'm not upset. Honestly, I don't really think this video is very funny either. I am shocked at the positive feedback it gets, but I of course appreciate it.

[AJBonkoski]

Im gonna get a patent... I'll make millions I tell you... MILLIONS

[mattiaslindh]

I know it's funny and it made as a joke, but it fail one one part. The bread and butter. Try to lower or raise the distance the sandwich will fall. The "normal" distance is just the right for making the slice of bread turn half way round and land on butterside down. Try it.

[crazydiana93]

i'm gonna try it with my cat, billy... mhm... i think it won't be happy about it!!!!

[xLockedSoulx]

Its true i dont recomend it, it is very dangerous

[rogeliozim456]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA roflmaol

[jonde1123]

OMG ahahaha xDDDD

[peney2]

hahahaha the funniest think i ever met

[retro369]

See! You all said it couldn't be done! Bah at Science, ITS FREE ENERGY!!! I Declare Kitty-Toast-Rotary-Generators!­!!!

[RetardOfDestiny]

good old Uncyclopedia haha! =P

[Darycream]

OMFG I LOL'D

only if i had a cat to actually try this

[Jpurser1]

im gonna try this

[Jpurser1]

OH SHIT I MADE A BLACKHOLE HELP!!!!

[Adrenaline305]

I think you did an excellent job on the voice-overs... I would have been laughing my ass off the entire time lol.

[mysonyps3]

Did you run any Hands on Experiments? I wonder if the color of the cat will affect this scientific theory? :D ....plus the over indulgent milk drinking cat could throw this all out of whack!!! ;)

[sonypsplayer]

TIME TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!

[dethulation]

Black hole... LOL

[M3xiCanS1ay3r]

hahaahaahhhahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahahhaha awesome dude

[anteanka]

in theory, butter comes from milk and milk from cows...... what if ya make a cow eat a toast then strap a cat on the back of te cow o.o

[gyrosword]

anteanka the cat will die.

[anteanka]

maby .-.  XD

[lastsaneman19]

BEST IDEA EVER

[1989LeOnArDo]

hahaha

[Philllllll]

actually, in answer to muffinmanv2, if you threw your cat off a tall building it wouldnt day. cats are able to survive a landing at their terminal velocity, so its more likely that they'd die from a lower building story as they would have less time to position themselves for landing.

[snorfan]

what about the stormtrooper-redshirt device that's also an infinite power supply...

and beware, when creating a cat-toast device, DO NOT HUFF THE CAT/KITTEN!

[JazzmanSA80]

Right kids. Remember: cheesing is bad.

For the stormtrooper/redshird, I think that you might be on to something, but it needs revising. Since the redshirts are a sure thing to get killed, but the stormtroopers will never hit them, that might create more of a tear in space-time than a source of power.

Could a wormhole result from two points created by this ST/RS device for fast interstellar travel?

Look into it.

[JazzmanSA80]

Even better: both the Democratic and Republican parties can nominate the same candidate for President. One party always blows elections and one always wins legitimately (O.o). Paradox.

[Metalrasputian]

indubidibly

[CheetahBlood321]

This is the only video that I've seen talk about such extreme weaponry AND use the Price Is Right theme (remix). A deadly combination.

[Brendajaskola]

HAHA, turning an uncyclopedia articel into a video. brilliant.

you sir made my day

[NeoSasuke123]

Man Thanks i try it and it WOrks ;D

now my cat can fly staying anti gravity as much i want ;P pretty smart

[RE4Freak]

LMAO!

[g00f8]

haha sorry, dunno where it is on the net. i guess you could e-mail the college but i wouldn't care that much

[g00f8]

the anti-gravity cat/toast theory was created by a stundent at RIT and i saw the actualy presentation a while ago near the beginning of the year. you should at least give credit to them for creating the idea or replace your video with the actualy one

[JazzmanSA80]

Absolutely. Could you give me a link to the information so I know who to credit?

[Muffinmanv2]

Let's exploit this free energy source, alert the masses! Tape some buttered toast to ur cats and throw them off buildings, don't worry they wont die, we have anti-gravity on our side!

[JazzmanSA80]

Finally, someone speaking some sense!

[fenrir779]

カワイソス

[chapotu]

hehe very good

[deusfaux]

I have the animated .gif of this joke made in 2005 or earlier.

IS this video a shameless ripoff?

[JazzmanSA80]

I've never seen it or heard of it, but I don't claim to have made this up. The idea was from Uncyclopedia- I just made it into a slideshow.

[deusfaux]

Shut the fuck up. Now I know you're a fucking skank. You used the exact same images of the cat and everything. Go steal your mom's joke for your next lame video.

[deusfaux]

Everyone else: google for "antigrav.gif" and look at the first result. Made over a year or 2 before this video.

[JazzmanSA80]

Oh no! I copied. Alert the presses.

Except I stated in the video details where the idea came from. It also says that it was for a project for a computer class and I just threw it on YouTube for kicks.  Most people enjoy it, and nearly all of them know where this came from.

If you enjoy policing YouTube for content that isn't original, then you have a shit-load of work to do.

Have a nice day.

[deusfaux]

First you say you never saw it before, now you admit you copied it - like a dirty skank. You're a giant douche and I hope you end up in Guantánamo Bay. Steal from your mom's underwear drawer next time instead, assface.

[JazzmanSA80]

No, I said I copied the Uncyclopedia article. I never saw the gif. I searched for that gif, and whoever made it got the images from the same place.

But of course I took the images from SOMEWHERE- where isn't really important. Whoever made that gif stole the pictures from somewhere too.

[adw117]

wow, deusfaux is really bitching about somthing like this...what?does he want a prize or something?

[JazzmanSA80]

Ah, it's ok. Trolls will troll.

[Pichounator]

In Soviet Russia, Asshole Deusfaux pladgerises YOU!!

[Pichounator]

The orange cats would make a massive star that kills everyone, if combined with toast.

[Plataea]

You'd have to offset the effect through the use of dark matter corgi dogs.

[Maverick4230]

LOL as far as unlimited energy, wouldnt the energy source end once the cat dies? because in order for a cat to land on its feet it has to be alive and stuff no? so if its dead then the toast will win O.o or if the toast goes moldy then the cat will win. PARADOX!!!

[JazzmanSA80]

Good point, but there are a couple work-arounds there. First, you are assuming that there is a finite supply of cats. Last I checked, they are in no short supply, so you can just replace the dead cats with new ones.

Second, the cats might live forever according to the thought experiment, Schrödinger's cat. As long as we make sure no one observes the cat, is theoretically can't die- it will only become increasingly likely that it will die.

[yesfan9]

what if you eat the toast while holding the cat??

[JazzmanSA80]

If the toast isn't falling, nothing will happen.

[MySerpentine]

LOL

[katyszone]

You REALLY STUDIED it? LMAO.

[porkwizard]

well, the cat COULD  fall, on it's feet, since the buttered toast would not have yet hit the ground.

[JazzmanSA80]

The myth says that buttered toast, if dropped, will always land butter-side down. It doesn't stipulate that the toast actually has to hit the ground. It is assumed that it will according to the wording of the myth. That said, the toast will be 'trying' to land in it's own way, just like the cat will be.

Serious interpretation of a joke is fun, right?

[Y0uTubeUsername01]

lol wtf butter toast doesnt have enough mass to affect the cat enough to change which way its falling or enough to generate energy and u wont get a black hole from it

[bladesonic]

actually, it is. it has been tested and the cat will spin as it floats. get over yourself.

[XxTeenagexSuicidexX]

I'm sure that is IMPOSSIBLE stop thinking that the world is a candy and stay grounded I really studied this theory and it is impossible you guy are really dumb to beleive in these thing OMGZZZZZZZ

[campincarl1234]

Would the black hole become before or after light speed, and would the unverse as we know it collapse if the cat moved faster then light?

[Excelsium62]

then you are not wise

[superem223]

i dont get it ......

[NsaneAxe]

but affixing the toast to the cats side might create a propulsion effect faster then anything known to mankind. hell we could in theory traverse the entire universe in a matter of seconds with that. because of the ever increasing speed.

[lostaddict12]

cool! I am a big Uncyclopedian myself and this is a great video for the cat toast machine. Genius!

[tuber2oo]

OMG I made that picture at 2:22! YAY! I'm famous!

[kuj4z]

thats cute lol... NO

[jmy8489]

My life just got better because of this.

[initialxy]

dude tell it to my physics prof

[Ignozi]

Uncyclopedia is hilarious! While there, type David Blaine. I could barely breathe from laughing.

[Nitewinder]

lolx?

[Xhaosz]

why wont anyone try?

please do it far far away from belgium, thx ^^

[andersmusician]

dunno wether this vid is funny or crap

FOund uncyclopedia is great!

[JazzmanSA80]

It's crap, trust me haha

[nortonwhale]

wow. this is brilliant. kudos kudos!

[zMitchellz]

thew funniest ufo/cat/buttertoast/gravity video i have ever seen! 5 stars

[DoctorFist]

too bad i don't have any cats

[werepyne]

Where di my cat go?

[CYBORGchimpish]

Haha! I knew it!

[rcmurphy]

Kriptonzz has been reported to the administrators for an unwarranted personal attack in the comments section.

FU SPANG

[zombieninja101]

yeah!

[kriptonzz]

Yeah, Uncyclopedia is pretty great. This video is sorta like that. Except for rc.

FU RC!

[SuperDave1481]

Hey! You got your PUSSY in my BUTTER!

[msdreamqueen]

lmao!! cutting off a cat's legs in name of science? you monsters! XD

[orkenbjorken]

im trying this tonight!

[kentcampbell]

Very scientific!