Robo Geisha Movie Review - Cinemassacre.com

[SovereignXI]

y did i watch this? this movie gave me brain cancer...the room is a masterpiece compared to this...

[ultraveburas]

weirdest movie I ever watched, I actually sat and tried to watch the whole thing, Japanese make the weirdest horror movies.... well I think it's a horror flick

[EnragedTurkey]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!

[Nordinart]

best movie I have seen

[xxaimpiratexx]

Thanks Japan.

[JoinTheHive]

I want this movie!!!

Oh, and PLEEEEEEASE review Tank Girl and/or Zardoz.

[ProgressiveScan9]

Looks like a good time to me.

[soildwaluigi]

this movie sums up japan

[LEGOYasserRBLX]

Man i took too much cocaine man!,BLEEDING BUILDINGS!,WALKING PAGODAS!,CYBORG JAPANESE CHICKS?!

[mouserorignal]

my new movie to see

[TeamBelmont91]

...Words cannot describe how godly this masterpiece of a movie is.

[XxMUNKxX5]

Wow

[XxMUNKxX5]

Wow

[death2greenpigs]

Most random off the wall movie ever

[Titan990]

E_O

[mswhispery]

holyshit!

[SQDImon]

O_o

[taintedtapper]

It just pops up in my tv all of the sudden.

[DarkStarboye]

THIS MAKES NO SENSE

[6432spencer]

Da fuq?

[JerrySproingenstein]

Oh my God, you guys, it's on Netflix.

[marone404]

so is robo geisha good

[julzzville21]

After a series of Godzilla movies with Pagodas getting wrecked, finally a Pagoda rises up to do the damage itself... XD

[SilverCoatLion]

W........T..............F

[IanDevil15]

You forgot to mention the geisha's rival, her older sister who always puts her down because the older one is insecure about her younger sister.

[japstoryeditor]

Oh shit, it's the Shogun Megazord!!!

[shanest22]

U made my day man thank u!

[0111Daniel]

What? You've never saw bleeding buildings before?

[wanwidiify]

fuck?

[FredWood41]

..................

[nousernamesleft14]

The scene about the three minutes taking a shit was translated slightly differently on my DVD.

[Letsnotzumba]

coffee + keyboard -> you clean it

[kitten123t]

what.the.fuck.

[sanzeebury]

What the living fuck.

[SchlossRitter]

Don't be racist. I am a building.

[meerkatman22]

Lmfao this is the worst movie I've ever fucking heard of

[thebehmont1]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

[Teriyaki00]

FYI, the word "Tank Girl" on 2:26, was already taken in 1995, as both a crappy comic and a movie.

[primegundam]

What the actual fuck.

[mrbloodmuffins]

Pagoda robot vs. Godzilla = ultimate fight (because the pagoda never fights back in the godzilla movies)

[Sindri44]

W>>>>T>>>>>>>>>F did i just watch

[RisingKhaos]

What....The.....Fuck?

[56KbModem]

ULTIMATE TROLL MOVIE.

[mrvaldetiosi]

-Three minutes is as much time as, you've taken a dump but you still got, like, daint bits of shit sort of smearing up the toilet paper, right?

Best line ever in the movie!

[sinuhetube]

I WANT THIS MOVIE, FUCK

[SammEater]

Haha, I actually watched this movie and then the review and still doesn't make sense, but it's a pretty awesome movie.

[superenixman]

son of a bitch dose everyone in japan have a giant f**king robot 

[AirForceAce21]

WTHF!!!!

[TobiasBoon1980]

Wow, this looks pretty funny.

[josewaycoolerthanu]

Great Scott!

[SCMRFan]

*splutters*

[LolTacular01]

I don't know what kind of drugs they were on when they made this movie but i want them. I WANT THEM NOOOOOWWWGHHH!!111@eleven!@2@@­!1!

[BIGNIG2500]

ooooh, japan...

[sionjones686]

he fighting other buildings and they bleed what you never saw building bleed before O_o

i guess the giant robot just smash two of red alcohol copanies one is a red strawberry wine incorperated and one is a small wine factory so that made them think that their bleeding

[wblstudios]

Michael Bay ain't got shit on Robo Geisha.

[RaiKuriChestnut]

I'm scared. :l

[50centsuniverse]

thumbs up if u want to do anal with those ninja star pooping girls

[yo171717]

This is to movies what Justin Bieber is to music.

[trifarce101]

Never before have I wanted to watch any movie this badly.

[StrawSandal]

meanwhile in Japan...

[metsfan784]

where's godzilla???

[joaovictor1994]

HOLY FUCK ITS A MASTERPIECE

[whoreheybangsyourmom]

Fail

[hobofuture]

WHY DOES THE BUILDING BLEED???



[nekomajine]

@hobofuture The building is full of people, and people bleed... That is as much sense as I can make out of it.

[ghettoflyer]

James you should watch "Battlefield Baseball" does not beat for ridiculous gore or plot but comes in a close second!

[IperryI]

Japonia jest zajebista !!!!!!!!!

[Celacool]

I wish I had machine gun boobs :( 

[NodDisciple1]

@Celacool Uh, sure, just don't shoot me plz. X(

[SuperFenix10]

The only thing missing would b a Japanese guy coming out of nowhere and screaming "Only in japan"

[VideoPutterUpper]

Japan in a nutshell.

[DeeEll1]

three minutes is as much time as you've taken a dump but still have faint bits of shit smearing up the toilet paper, right?

[62Goji]

...What kind of crack were smoking?

[BryanRolax]

Three words. OH, MY, GOD.

[heresjohnny1231]

Only someone like me would enjoy demented crap like this movie. XD Great review James!

[rigerdyrog]

Gee Asterix, these Japanese are crazy

[trinex7]

This is too extremely awkward for me...

[uBuFaSS]

special effects seems legit

[pandaraph]

The dub makes it waaaay funnier

[IQSubZero]

WHAT.... THE... FUCK???

[DAudIcI]

VÉRZIK A BUSZ!!

[xXHomerSimpsonXx]

you should do a review of tokyo gore police

[UNowentheSandvich]

Someone was dropping a shit ton of acid while making this movie.

[AnimalCrosser53]

2:48

Wait... no "Fuck"?

[theaha0]

I hope this film gets more attention, because let's be honest... What an AWESOME MOVIE!

[MrOwwl]

I SAW THIS ON NETFLIX............ SAW

[ErebusXanti]

of all the random things this is the funniest shit I've seen and I thought I had the most weirdest imagination....and yes I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!

[applebits360]

what the flying fuck...



[TheEvilReverend]

I... I gotta see this movie.

It reminds me of the movie Zebraman, but with more blood and making less sense.

[nutsboy]

definitely need to watch this movie high

[rustinpeace1992]

holy shit i have see this movie

[GLowMt]

My mind has just been blown

[DirtyRottenTyler]

lolololol, this movie is the shit

[sionjones686]

uuuugh no i never saw buildings bleed they only crumble concrete and some metal structures

but the girl cyborg call herself robo geisha it like she a japanese inspector gadget but with porn and some killing violents but no cartoon style it violence style it like she has a brother inspector gadget on drug.inspector gadget/oooooh oh yeah that some good crack and some cocaine and marajuana ah it good drugs i am drugged as all fuck >:)

[metoren]

@sionjones686 Did you see any porn in this video? I didn't.

[sionjones686]

@metoren yeah i was talking about a porn weapon called machine gun boobs just like from austin powers

[nintendo1941]

This is why I want to be a teacher in japan.

[WeirdBoySkuzag]

What....?

[occult702]

This is awwwwright. I favor Machine Girl and Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl over them though. Watch em if you haven't n liked this at all!

[omega7807]

WTF JAPAN!

[legoman769]

what the fuck kind of crap is this?

[metoren]

@legoman769 The best kind

[THEGAMEGOD7777]

ahh japan, always 39 steps ahead.

[SuperSteelwing]

WTF JAPAN?!!

[berkant2341]

Wh..wH..Wh WHaaaaa..t!What ttha fuck wassss that...

[psp2s2]

Dat As... *Dead*

[awesomedude252525]

um.so when did buildings start to bleed,and is robo geisha good or bad,like,wow.

[JaesungPlaysGuitar]

Watched this on Netflix. DEVILS BREAST MILK!!!!

[PURCorp]

FUCK YEAH JAPAN

[deathstyleinc]

This is Japan in a nutshell

[RedMageWolfe]

This could be the best film of all time...

[shoopdaweep]

I could masturbate to this (wink face)

[MaryHelsing]

I love japanese horror flicks! Robo-geisha is such a crazy but great movie! You have to do reviews on japanese horror movies sometime soon! That's be awesome!

[Teenlego]

i see buildings bleed all the time

[Zadamanim]

This movie has gif potential.

[epicsmiley9000]

(power ranger theme)

GO! GO! ROBOT GEISHA!!

[hellointernet]

I totally love that film. So many great budget films like this are coming out of Japan at the moment. It's awesome.

[linuslillen01]

I guess these buildings are blood-banks, filled with blood. makes sence, eh?

still crazy.

[FoxtrotDeltaLima497]

I Wonder how much this movie costed to make? lol

[TheDragoncone]

What in the holy fuck is that shit

[TheUnchainedMind]

Holy fucking shit these japs are incredible.

[Sirogi17]

Buddha saw this movie and made a little earthquake..

[Saeng1021]

one randooom movie... one that I GOT TO WATCH!!!!

[ApcoHucT]

@WiiMan25 You NEED to see it.

[thetruesonicfan1]

I'm Japanese and I'm ashamed ... Not really I actually want to see it

[WiiMan25]

...I HAVE to see this movie.

[DingoElFreeman]

I can't say much...but wtf were the creators of the movie on crack.

[terrmedia]

i'm stunned XD

[captainblackjack123]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how do all those weapons fit in to that body!?!?! its like a Japanese inspector gadget on crack

[1mymm]

@captainblackjack123 no on pickles

[Kegetossj2]

one word.........random xD

[chessemuffin]

0.O

[rickylundin]

:O



[gcforlive2]

TuWear: if they dont have weed, LCD, acid, ecstasy .... XDDD

[gcforlive2]

A diabolic plan to destroy Japan, huh? I bet he has connections with Walt Disney

[lordkaicer]

that a movie you have to see before you die from a killer robot geisha.

[Bloodyidit]

....

i want to go visit japan now.

[Ifitworksmobile]

My favorite line in the whole movie... Perfectly demonstrating the absurdity of the story... "I too have an ass sword."

[AllSquid]

wow this movie is life changing experience

[unfortunatewitnessX]

LMAO! I'd like to see the Nerd review Machine Girl!

[Grimmwood]

lol bleeding buildings. What kind of drug were they on?

[joethehero2]

@Grimmwood ALL OF THEM.

[zninja141]

BEAUTIFUR GEISHA WARRIA

[ajshim]

Several friends of mine watched this movie during an Otakon. I decided to chill at the hotel and the reaction on their faces after watch this movie was priceless. I am so glad i didn't watch it, but got to my friends scared out of their minds.

[upallhours9]

I have this movie. XD

[TinfoilGuy]

?

nuff said

[AP3Brain]

I must see this movie...

[D00r3]

It's kinda sad. I thought the US and Europe were the only places to make flat out exploitation. I mean there are some amazing Non-Godzilla films to come out of Japan.

[zabusy]

@RipperTheWildchild geisha means something like girl who loves men too much.

[ETeeskiTutorials]

@zabusy i thought a geisha was a girl who loves men for money? i could be wrong. Too lazy to google it. i did watch memoirs of a geisha though.

[hilarioph]

I can not watch this but i like Japan

[magicman205]

Thank God for Netflix....

[Sonicgirl86]

Only in Japan

[RipperTheWildchild]

This looks like a stupid ass movie. what u said its called Robo GAY sha?

[ETeeskiTutorials]

@RipperTheWildchild fuck you

[TerroRambo]

GOTTA WATCH THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW!!

[njdss4]

Am I crazy for not thinking this movie was completely insane UNTIL the buildings started bleeding?

[OLee82]

Horrible XD Guess, I'll stick to my 70s and 80s Hong Kong Martial Arts movies.

[pickle962]

@Nightshadow141 Because most Americans wouldn't be able to comprehend what the hell's going on...

[hootiemack]

JAPAN I LOVE YOU

[z3roo0]

oh, you sillly japanese people. LOL

[marioandsonic3339]

HOLY FUCK! This is like a movie of destruction by one bad dude! and it's fucked up! but i like it!

[freedomfighterguy1]

Ya know the director of Robo Geisha was in fact also a porno director as well.

[subzero5ghost]

Damn..that made me shit my brain out my ass..

[medalion500]

Yup only in japan

[LadyJuse]

Only in Japan.

[deejetaa6]

What The Fu-

[WatcherMovie008]

@deejetaa6 You ain't alone dude. This movies got me thinking of crazy shit now O_o

[Krbydav328]

Kill Bill and Transformers combined...with a killer geisha in the middle...?

[LilJz1234]

Meantime in Japan...

[samipod42]

Where can I find this movie?