Man with 19 Penises - That Mitchell and Webb Look - BBC Two

[JoshofEngland]

haha lol

[TolpuddleMartyr]

Thumbed down 'cuz we didn't get to see his 19 penises. :-(

[draculon5]

@TolpuddleMartyr are you an idiot?

[TolpuddleMartyr]

@draculon5 Please tell me you're American and/or 14. Otherwise, you really have no excuse.

[draculon5]

@TolpuddleMartyr I am 16 and British, and all I have done is remarked upon how incredibly stupid your comment is.

[TolpuddleMartyr]

@draculon5 Please explain how my comment is 'incredibly stupid'.

[draculon5]

@TolpuddleMartyr Because it completely destroys the subtlety of this sketch.

[jinofthethunder]

@draculon5 you idiot, what draculon said was clearly a joke, how can you not get that.

[draculon5]

@jinofthethunder This is our argument, go find your own.

[jinofthethunder]

@draculon5 lol argument my arse, you said something incredibly stupid and i'm calling you out on it, someone made a joke and you were to stupid to tell so you insulted him. even if you forget about the insult you still couldn't tell it was a joke, which makes you incredibly stupid.

[TolpuddleMartyr]

@jinofthethunder Don't worry about it, mate. I ain't angry. This is the internet, after all. I'm glad to see that at least one person actually got the joke, though. Sometimes I fear that people who comment on YouTube are actually androids who have bugs in their programmes that render them incapable of understanding satire. lol internet, eh?

[jinofthethunder]

@TolpuddleMartyr I just pray he is an american android so he at least has some kind of excuse lol

[draculon5]

@jinofthethunder Incredibly stupid is an appropriate description of someone who deliberately involves himself or herself in a discussion that is none of their concern. You should see how this applies to you.

[jinofthethunder]

@draculon5 okay idiot, i'm pretty sure i already explained this but i'll explain it again. my problem isn't with the insult, its just with the stupid thing you said. someone made a joke and you were to stupid to tell, and as a result said something insulting, revealing to the world you didn't understand it was a joke. thats why you are an idiot, cause you couldn't tell the joke was a joke, thats why i call you stupid. i'm not defending TolpuddleMartyr, he doesn't need it. I'm calling you stupid.

[draculon5]

@jinofthethunder And I'm pretty sure that I explained my point too THIS IS NOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU'RE OPINION MIGHT BE LEAVE ME ALONE. capeesh?

[jinofthethunder]

@draculon5 whats nothing to do with me? i saw someone who said something stupid so i called him stupid. i witnessed the stupid remark so i commented on it. besides don't be a hypocrite isn't what i did almost exactly what you did? you saw a comment that was 'nothing to do with you' and you replied. why can't i do the same?

[draculon5]

@jinofthethunder no, what I did was saw a comment and called someone an idiot as a result, what you did was you saw a heated discussion between two people and thought: "This conversation needs my input! I shall interject and give my opinion on something that has nothing to do with me!" but believe me, your opinion was neither needed nor wanted.

[jinofthethunder]

@draculon5 like i said, i don't care about the argument. if tolpuddlemartyr didn't even reply so it stood as one person making a joke (him) and one person misinterpreting the joke and saying something stupid (you) i still would of called you stupid. I'm not butting in the middle of an argument, i'm calling you stupid cause you didn't get an obvious joke.

[draculon5]

@jinofthethunder Please understand me here... I perfectly understand what you are doing. I understand your opinion. I understand what you are saying 100%. But what I do not understand is what made you think that I would give two shits about what you had to say. your opinion means absolutely nothing to anyone. ever.

[jinofthethunder]

@draculon5 lol but your opinion does? you said something stupid so i called you an idiot. end of, its pretty simple. you were the one saying "stay out of the argument" and i'm saying i don't care about the argument, i'm calling you stupid cause you said a stupid thing. and my oppinion that you are an idiot means nothing to anyone? you know what, it probably doesn't mean anything to anyone. i doubt you have anyone to give a shit about you to genuinely care when someone insults you.

[draculon5]

@jinofthethunder Well, you certainly appear to give a shit seeing as you've taken time out of your day to reply to to me...

[jinofthethunder]

@draculon5 lol mate I've got a shit of work to do, but my title of procreation king is on the line. so i've either got to engage in inane conversation or think of a way to bother the cat. unfortunatly for you the cat is on the other side of the room, and i am forced to call out idiots who post stupid things.

[draculon5]

@jinofthethunder And as I do not wish to be demoted from my role as lord high admiral of the Procreation fleet, I will continue to reply despite the dangerously high levels of boredom I'm detecting here.

[jinofthethunder]

@draculon5 yeah actually, your right. you are boring me. so to sum up, you said somthing stupid, i called you stupid, now i have work to get on with.

[DuBBeDSoBa]

@jinofthethunder @draculon5 Pathetic

[jinofthethunder]

@DuBBeDSoBa go fuck your mum

[DuBBeDSoBa]

@jinofthethunder Of course you're online, pathetic with no life lol ;)

[jinofthethunder]

@DuBBeDSoBa or I work from home, whats your excuse.

[DuBBeDSoBa]

@jinofthethunder LOL

[RazorsEdge9K]

Alan has 19 penises lol

[ultrapersonthing]

A customer of mine has 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove.

[shadowthespikythingy]

@ultrapersonthing Surely he'd only need 3 penises for his underwear to need 5 slots in it - two for the legs...

[DrunkRussian2]

The Now Show came up with a name for this based on Gordon Brown: "The Man with One Eye who Shouts at People."

[stefanchilcott]

lol



[DrunkRussian2]

Did he have nineteen bladders too then?

[DANUTINATOR]

so he masturbates how?

[Willwillwritehiswill]

@DANUTINATOR Like a cow being milked.

[GregSmeg]

Roll up... Roll up....

[MasterTenku]

is that Mitchell in the background?

[evremn]

how about a nineteensome!

[ToRiHale]

this showed up from dan browns video loool i love mitchell n webb

[ridepovproductions]

I thought this was supposed to be a great spoof of "Dispatches"

[FrederickThePie]

Alan. Has nineteen penises. It's so matter of fact XD

[raccooneyes55]

Whoever wanted to see them is disturbed! But this is a very funny parody of shockumentaries. I adore this duo.

[radiobbc1]

aww we didnt get to see the 19 penises. i was wanting to see what 19 looks like, i mean, ive got 20.

[radiobbc1]

not at all.

[cassiechucky]

how does he wear trousers lol

[dragonforce525]

Like a glove :D

[seannbearr]

if he had a 19-fingered glove.

[killwill83]

Channel 4 have got a new documentary coming out, it's called 'The boy whose lips and ears and head and arse fell off".

It's very sensitively done and isn't explotation on a tawdry level at all.

[atticana]

C4 seem to be competing with C5 nowadays to see who can make the most tacky documentaries.

[dadeskr]

Did he have some tragic run in with an axe murderer?

[owenlawrencewilliams]

@killwill83 frankie boyle joke....

[princessconsuela79]

He could fill every hole and then some! yay! lol

[somnus75]

i got the same kettle!!

[pivotgodxd]

Masturbating must take hours! :S

[theonewithnoeyes]

No it wouldn't because he wouldn't masturbate every penis separately, he probably just focuses on one.

What's more is that he is fictional.

[AdamYoxall]

You tit

[thecureye]

hahaha well said

[stevebritgimp]

I have that kettle! It's a Russell Hobbs Classic Montana Kettle. But I don't have 19 penises.

[luvzacandjoe]

i bet you wish u had 19 girls at once

[gamermachine]

i love it how lady gaga appears on related videos

[CinematicallyUnhappy]

he dosen't

[HarrisC16]

oh yeah LMAO

[zentarim2]

@gamermachine so does lilly allen!

[Electroguy1996]

@gamermachine And susan boyle...

[Boblesss222]

@gamermachine Its ironic that JLS are on the related videos too as they dont have a single one between them

[Boblesss222]

@gamermachine Its ironic because JLS are on the related videos too and they dont have one between them.

[AICabal]

@gamermachine Why, do you think she gets a lot of cock? She could suck on mine for sure.

[BINSROCK]

@gamermachine no she doesnt :/

[ohnanasuckmydick]

@BINSROCK maybe two years ago it did?

[BINSROCK]

@ohnanasuckmydick nope :/

[mancity251996]

lolage

[MrGJL09]

haha

[agt155]

he doesn't have any balls though

[johnnany]

just think how mutch he would save on wallpaper glue..!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBudd90]

Haha me too......how sick lol

[DJAngiePangie]

For some reason I had a false hope of getting to see the 19 penis's lol.

[TheYTChronicles]

HAHAHA!

[gullivera]

I love the sarcastic, "Roll up..... Roll up" at the end!

[ELECTROchicken]

gooey

[andym551]

i have 20 penis's :)

[marmitebaby1]

I bet you do ha ha lol so funny this vid but we dont see nowt shame

[TWTSinner]

But it doesn't make you 20 times the man :P

[andym551]

haha think 20 penis's 20 more girlsfriends ;) :P haha

[PeterElliott]

Generally the people who don't like this show tend to be the people who love The bing bang theory. FUCKING DUMB. Mitchell and Webb don't have enough catch phrases to keep the chavs and inbreds laughing I guess.

[gzr0]

true true

[Catuveluni]

LoL a bit harsh.

[LoafOfPint]

That's true, but you're being far too harsh on Little Britain. The first series was a genuine attempt at surrealist humour, before the general public actually demanded more catchphrases from them. They obliged, and things deteriorated from there. And Mighty Boosh is an acquired taste. I personally think the one-liners often are brilliant, but the actual characters and scenarios are pushing the boat out far too much in an attempt to be 'different'.

Besides, none will ever be as bad as Tate.

[PeterElliott]

The first series of little britain was better than the shite they do now days but it was still very samey through out. There were always too many recurring characters. And I never said anything about the boosh I have no problem with it. And I do realise mitchell and webb still borrowed the arse face thing but I just can't stand the way most youtube comments I saw on that video are completely oblivious to the fact that its a different joke.

[PeterElliott]

Oh and by the way its not a sketch show but watch the big bang theory if you believe that theres no worse than Tate out there.

Its hard to pick which is worse because both shows actually make me experience nausea.

[cbvgg]

Nothing made sense I don't think so shush!

[92RedRevolver]

Oh, fuck no. Will someone please stone that ginger bitch to death? For the love of all that is good and holy?

[marmitebaby1]

I am a mother with 2 kids I love the comedy but little britain,south park and family guy which I love and the simpsons I would never let my kids watch them my partner loves them but hes a big kid too

[Werebudgie]

What a cute insight! I thought little Britain lost it though.......

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Completely agree, it was fine the first two series and then season three was just rude, and I'm not going to waste my time even MENTIONING Little Britain USA.

[Werebudgie]

I loved the first series of little britian..even the second had its moments......but they seemed to run out of fresh ideas by the third........The USA one was terrible......

Still at least the mitchell and webb look doesnt dissapoint!

[nicktheone118]

yu just did

[teotronrs]

you wont let your kids watch simpsons?!?

[marmitebaby1]

Hi Ya yes I let them watch the simpsons but not the bad ones when I was a kid I watched The Waltons Happy days Top Cat Batman Thunderbirds Etc harmless these shows today see little urchins killing each other not nice.I loved road runner koyete was always being tried to be killed but a funny way but its true to life in some ways.I am trying to protect my children maybe I am to over a bit it worries me so much

[92RedRevolver]

Lol, 'The Bing Bang Theory'.

Big, dear.

[PeterElliott]

that was a typo.

And typo or not its one of the worst comedies to come about. Awful

[Totentanz616]

yehh..the big bang theory is pretty shit & unpopular compared to almost anything.

[maxaldo9]

I never knew that Newton Faulner had 19 penises, thanks for informing us :P

[PeterElliott]

Little Britain is the most mediocre piece of rubbish i have ever seen in my life. Terrible stuff

[nnudmas]

It isn't mediocre, it's shit!

[PeterElliott]

yeah you are right. I was thumbed down by the last two moronic fans i think XD

[Catuveluni]

I thumbed you back up one

[Catuveluni]

I agree. little Britain was about as funny as the mighty boosh. Similar fans probably.

[gzr0]

hmm, dunno. Little britain was the same thing every week from what i saw. simply minor differences in the settings of the jokes being the only change from the previous show. Boosh is just odd, but at least it was original.

[viperkyle1]

Its not the fact hes got 19 penises, Its the whole joke about the series on channel 5, like the cutting edge thing.

[PeterElliott]

Believe me so many youtube idiots don't get this as the joke. Like with the arse faced boy vid all people are commenting on is how its an exact steal from south park when really its ripping on crappy documentaries! so many retards in the world

[LoafOfPint]

That doesn't mean they DIDN'T borrow from South Park. You'd have to be very naive to think they didn't. But you're right in as much as it was part of a series of sketches highlighting a far higher cause.

[kaboomerango]

little britain was funny the first time a sketch came up, and funny the next to times as you expect it to happen, but it changes slgihtly, but after that, its boring.

this is more varied and has fewer catchphrases and shit

[Wiggles369]

"at first you just think that everyone has 19 penus'" - lmfao

[tsarwash]

i am guessing that someone here is rather stupid.

[03cammd79]

well you wouldnt find it funny would you with your thunderbird videos! Get out!

[drmegabite]

2hot4paper, it's a parody of the sort of Channel 5 documentaries, which IS a form of humour. I'm sorry if they don't have enough catchphrases for you.

[nickalbion1234567]

I want the cheesoid clip!!

[wolvercable]

yes, i agree! "cheesoid kill self with petril!"

[Loz564]

Time for masters cheese.

Oh thanx... No cheesoid thats petrol!

Petril? But petril goes in car

Oh Shit

[benelton123]

Cheeseoid hate self!

Cheesoid kill self!

Cheesoid kill self with petril!

...

Why petril not burn?

No cheesoid, that's cheese.

Hate self.

[lamarinator]

Goatse

[mikemanyeah]

lol Alan has 19 penises.....

[foxton555]

dear 2hot4paper

yes, That Mitchell and Webb Look is a comedy

you must be an american

i forgot american don't have sense of homour or understand comedy, thats why that crap WILL & GRACE is called a comedy in usa

take a good look at all the emmy's and oscars britsh comedy win every year in america

[xXxOHxNOxXx]

Its Kinda Funny But I Dont Find It "laugh out loud" funny.

[Pezza678]

Finally, someone who has the same opinion on this show as me. not one of their sketches makes me laugh.

[allthatyousee18]

Um... he isn't American.

[PelataValo]

he's an idiot

so it's hard to tell

[kaboomerango]

that only deserved a thumbs down cos that guy aint an idiot, americans as whole are obviously stupid when you watch their comedians come onto our shows and never et any laughs. thats the kinda shit they laugh at, also, if they had decent sense of humour as a whole, then monty python wud have taken off. but they didnt understand the fact it was supposed to be silly, oh well

[dioplaysbass123]

also they thought the british the office was a documentry and thats why they made the american 1

[Drompo92]

Brilliant! - So Funny You nearly cry!

[Graham1952]

so funny!

[51mm0nd5]

lllllllllloooooooolllllllllll

[motorrickmo1]

is this a preview of next weeks show or have i missed out a week or what? =S

[core1976scotland]

More rubbish

[RyanTanK001]

a sneak preview for next weeks show xD

[dynastyxl]

cum LOL

[YouWish8]

its numberwang !

[rainypinks]

ok this may be a little sad but isnt it pen`i?? lol

[WhyDidIGetBanned]

rainypinks, I thought that too, but I think Penises sounds funnier. :)

[rainypinks]

yeah me two !! hehe

[KaiserDanieru]

I think the point is that no-one gives a shit, =P

[IceTruckKiIIer]

it's not 'peni' anyway...

it's Penises or Penes.

[I'm no a cock expert or anything]

in prehistoric times, man use to go out and kill an antelope...

"...and knob the corpse."

[rainypinks]

right ok now i think you may be taking it just a little to far now!!! "knob the corpse" lmfao!!!

[bratzlovers]

lol so  funny