I don't want lemonade, it's too sweet and it makes my tongue feel gritty. So maybe it's time for a change. Starting now, when life gives me lemons, I'm gonna slice them up into wedges and throw them into vodka-tonics, which I will then sip in a burlesque night club that I co-own with actor Taye Diggs and two of The Pussycat Dolls.
An educational list for the hearing impaired: Desserts = Zerts Entrees = Tre-Tres Sandwiches = Sammies, Samdoozles, or Adam Sandlers Air Conditioners = Cool Blasterz Cakes = Big Ol' Cookies Noodles = Long Ass Rice Fried Chicken = Fry-Fry Chicky-Chick Chicken Parmesan = Chicky-Chicky Parm-Parm Chicken Cacciatore = Chicky Catch Eggs = Pre-Birds or Future Birds Root Beer = Super Water Tortillas = Bean Blankies Forks = Food Rakes Car = Go-Go Mobile
Chicky Chicky Parm Parm FTW
AntonSlizzardhands 7 months ago
best video
TheLostCarr0t25 7 months ago
big ol cookies
NKeepoo 7 months ago
Test
kaakoo 7 months ago
WAIT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE GO GO MOBILE IS. A CARROT? A CANE? WHAT IS IT
shotgunsam666 7 months ago 4
@shotgunsam666 car
DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO 7 months ago
@shotgunsam666 This is probably the most genuinely funny comment I've read on youtube. Thank you.
ascassady 7 months ago
that's just fantastic that she finds out she has a 98% match with someone and it's fucking Tom
crackaz83 7 months ago
Why is it flipped around?
Superfission 7 months ago
@Superfission copyright hombre
changit6 7 months ago
@Superfission To avoid the content detector recognising and removing the video.
silent1983 7 months ago
LOL go go mobile
secrethellfire123 8 months ago
lol this was hilarious first time i saw it but now i don't get it :\
Z0MGCiNix 8 months ago
I'm on board with most of that. The only exception is Tortillas. They're called Mexi Pads.
Mackaframmalamma 8 months ago
@Mackaframmalamma i call them shit pads cos they're just fucking aweful
randomstough 7 months ago
gogo mobile
lightofmylife 8 months ago
future birds
reginabelll 8 months ago
LONG ASS RICE
ericaphotography 8 months ago
i LOVE this scene
wadi2u 8 months ago
Fucking Classic. Rootbeer is Super Water
jacobkipp 8 months ago
Chicky chicky parm-parm. LOVE IT
bubbles8joe8 8 months ago
fuck.....yes....to everything he just said!
3MZFE 8 months ago
omfg. I call eggs pre birds or future birds. Tortillas are bean blankies. LMAO
misskris111 8 months ago
It's only a matter of time before someone opens a restaurant with these names on the menu...If it hasn't already happened.
rocktown612011 8 months ago 3
swag
Phabieau42 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
that right there is textbook swag
Phabieau42 8 months ago
that right there is textbook swag
Phabieau42 8 months ago
Car.
b5h4d0w 8 months ago 4
I don't want lemonade, it's too sweet and it makes my tongue feel gritty. So maybe it's time for a change. Starting now, when life gives me lemons, I'm gonna slice them up into wedges and throw them into vodka-tonics, which I will then sip in a burlesque night club that I co-own with actor Taye Diggs and two of The Pussycat Dolls.
ciaramisttt 9 months ago 3
Car=Gogomobile
H3kDikClan 9 months ago
tomhaverfoods . com
SpicyPV 9 months ago
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@SpicyPV
Oh God, that is the greatest website ever.
hedonism13 9 months ago
Why did he mention air conditioners when talking abut food lol
JSasRays 9 months ago
dougefresh85 9 months ago 7
chicky chicky parm parm
jayjayreggae 9 months ago
chicken cacciatore..... Chicky catch.
changit6 9 months ago 4
This dude was the best in "Observe and Report"
functfusion 9 months ago
Hahahaha He killed me at "Pre-Birds or Future Birds"
djsax03 9 months ago
I call cakes, BIG OL' COOKIES!
dajokerwild 9 months ago
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ashuhleigh 9 months ago
Thanks for posting this!
"Long-ass rice." ROTFL
Banjokazooiemaster 9 months ago
man, this is THE best show ever made. It's perfect ! BRB, Gna go have sum big ole cookies ;)
beerocked 9 months ago
I call hot chocolate hocho.
palindrome74 9 months ago
I swear aziz and ron swanson make this show
chomy07 9 months ago
Sammies, sandoozles, or adam sandlers
chomy07 9 months ago
the first time i saw this i pretty much died, aziz ansari and parks and rec is too good!
eringrace28 9 months ago
chicky chicky parm parm!
supermegapixel 10 months ago
long ass rice
mcallaci23 10 months ago
food rakes =D lmao
kimosabestunna 10 months ago
Ron Swanson 2012
waremi51 10 months ago
cool blasterz with a z...I dont know where that came from
steeley88 10 months ago
breanne brought me here
MachinimaHSJ 10 months ago
@MachinimaHSJ Who is Breanne?
roxannemm87 10 months ago
@roxannemm87 a musician who put a link on faceboook
MachinimaHSJ 10 months ago
hilarious.
denisonM 10 months ago
this man is the shit nigga
dfin100 10 months ago
I adore this!
dominiquegalt 10 months ago
big ole cookies. long ass rice. hahaha, love it. super water.
br0wnstar 10 months ago 39
so funny
oghirlss 10 months ago
LOL at his face after "food rakes!"
tmray1984 10 months ago 34
Tom is SO hilarious...this show is amazing.
abcpuppy999 10 months ago