"Pure White Trash"

[keyboardplayer10]

"your penis was to small for the condom!don't be playin that dumb shit!"lol!

[Tinkerlove13]

You such a ho!

[anotherhunkydory]

What the fudge was that??

NUT FUDGE! NUT FUDGE!

Suport your local candy company eat nut fudge today!

[marymertz1]

Captain, be sure to get a paternity test. Oh, and put on a flea collar just to be safe.

[BillyDOOM23]

"You blowed it all up inside me."

hahaha

[MarilynFilth666]

LOLLLL love the monkey!!

Shout out from Australia ;]

[beezyr]

you might want to call in the exterminator for those critters you're chasin' all over your head!

[beezyr]

i hope it has that mustache & beard!

[keiko37]

i like you you so funny

[fehquig]

Which brand of soap is sponsoring you this week?

Whatever it is, make sure there's none of that salla-minella in it...

[breezin48]

Is that a cowbell around your neck?

[mrlgibson]

TubeGranny lemme tell you what,You have such a sasssy personality.I LOVE it.And I love how you look at the phone while it's ringin..and hold it up to your ear..then look at it..and hold it up to your ear..LOL that stuff is funny.Keep keeping it real, Tubegranny.Get it girl.

[CrewLeader101]

partner program i mean sorry bout that...i just think that if there gonna let people decorate their accounts like that it should be available to everyone

[CrewLeader101]

just wondering how u get special banners and logos and shit like at.....PM me about it tubeskanke...are u a apart of the parter program ?

[Moonchimes]

Are Stetson and Steph identical twins? (*_*) If so, I really believe you are about to have twins Tubegranny. WooHoo!! Hugs,~Moonchime

[MyRealityBytes]

Well, I guess it's true - with enough alcohol, anything with breasts looks purdy to a man.

[anakin1814]

So he didn't wear a rubber? That's lame. I hope that fool has to pay child support!

[great1138]

haha Captainfury strikes again with a song. But tubeskanke and captainfury that would be a scary child.

[Blueyeshining]

LOL tubegranny ya crack me up, cute monkey

[jolo68]

You getem Tubegranny! Ohhh that monkey is so sexy!

[capergirl1976]

lmao you give em hell Granny...don't let them mens get away wit not payin for their baby...whoever the baby daddy. :)

[angel28607]

HEHE,I think Stetsons got a little Forest Gump voice going on lol.

[kacpt]

TubeGranny you are the cats meow. Don't you hate that when you argue with someone on the phone and you want to slam it down but all you can do is "flip" it close. Man I hate that. Tell ya what , as sune as I get my government check this month I'm getting me some TubeGranny sun glasses. That's hot baby.

[SimplyMelissa101]

LOL Pooooor Tubegranny you always gots the trouble with the men

[SuzyQ6930]

Why not take this issue to Maury....he'll DNA them all!

[offcameherhead]

Montell and Maury wouldn't touch this. It's strictly Jerry Springer at this point.:-)

[SuzyQ6930]

LOL! Ahhhhh good ole Jerry maybe the half a man that walks around on his hands is the father!

[maineladydi]

You have the cutest monkey Tube Granny!

[cyninbend]

Montell is always asking if anyone has any questions for Sylvia Browne, the psychic. And get a free trip to New York to be on the show... Sounds like an opportunity for Tubegranny/Tubeskanke?

[FantasticBabblings]

Can't you just go on Maury and find out who the baby daddy is?

[captainfury2007]

Maury knows all!

[TidderSisters]

how in the heck did I miss this? See... I knew there was chance it could be Stetsons... man oh man.. I just wanna know how big it was! lol

[JeeprzCreepers56]

"how did it happen?how the hell do you think it happened..."

lol.This is the funniest episode on this subject so far.

[sugarandlance]

Answer the phone! Singing! LOL

[Momoftwinsplus1]

I love your monkey

[zwarkin]

thats a nice monkey!!

[Dianasme]

I saw that monkey, and now I think I may go blind !!! Lawdy Be granny !!!!

[mylilsin]

lawd...how many possible baby daddies are there???

i've seen your monkey...haven't been the same since :)

[TubeSkanke]

I know it changes your life.........

[baybea]

eh....you've seen one monkey you've seen em all

[thizizliz]

Oh Lawd TubeGranny - I sho don need no soap operas with you around. Ahm 'on hunt up the address for Planned Parenthood and send it on to you. If you gone do all those mens, you needs to get fixed!

[txnrobin]

i'm prolly one of the last people on earth to see tg's monkey.... ;)

[petuniabelle650]

TubeGranny, are you sure you're REALLY pregnant? Couldn't this be like one of those cases like "Hysterica Blindness" or something?

[StephStance]

Holy hell..... I'm a gonna find his ass and pull out my cattle prod....

[TubeSkanke]

Mwah!!!

[vjm1234]

Is you my babies daddy? LOL. I love this! Where will it end? Dag. SmileyD

[krazytaru]

OMG I SAW HER MONKEY!!!! hehehehe *hugs* i love me some tubegranny. you so funny

[oneiblind30]

on on the 18th Birthday he found out it wasn't his?.... I aint saying she's a gold digger......

[sjam2007]

too small for rubber lmao

[Cbax2]

Ya'll are just too funny. I'm rolling here..I JUST LOVE YOU TUBEGRANNY. Don't let these baby daddy's get away with nuthing..get support from ALL OF EM ROFL

[electrojed]

That was great

[tunisianswife]

thanks for the 'birds and the bees' recap. At my age, I sometimes forget.

[TamHickey67]

I think somebody ought to have spanked THEIR monkey before getting down with you Tubegranny!

[MsOpheliaPayne]

aaaaamen

[silverscreamgrl]

Oooh lordy. I think you need to give that baby up for adoption but still collect the support! ;)

[stumpie2]

granny you need to get on birth control you fluzie((smiles))and no i aint the daddy,lol

[evilgidget]

Tube granny finally found a sucker.......i mean a father willing to take care of her.

[Dozzer]

Granny, why you always naked? .-.

[captainfury2007]

Wait a damn minute... You slept with others?

WHORE!

[silkyang]

I swung back around to see if you got your ratings working so I could hit you with the 5/5. You'll be hearing from me this week Tubegranny, you hussy.

[TubeSkanke]

You know I love hearing from ya, and tell your hubby I said hey! :P

[CountryComesToTown]

You crazy ass thing! That's quite a monkey you go there Skanke. LOL I do believe that the baby's daddy is Stetson Stance. His sister is going to beat his ass when she finds out. -Jim

[AnnyaMoon]

I seen that comment!

You instigator CountryComesToTown! ;)

[CountryComesToTown]

Caught me! :P

[Dianasme]

I am so glad you didnt get in the back seat of that car, what a releif you arent the baby daddy, though I suppose the baby would of been a pretty one

[kateam1975]

i was eat a grapefruit and chocked while watching this cuz i was laughing so heard

[kinjita]

that's a hawt monkey

[PooHunny69]

Nice Monkey!! LOL!

[TubeSkanke]

I just knew you would love it!

Mwah!!

[1DRock37167]

Well, if it belongs to Stetson yall should go ahead and buy it some electrolysis gift cards cause thats gonna be one fuzzy assed baby!

[barmer479]

lol

[anmoose]

LMyF'enAOff!!! Henrietta you done done it now! You better grab dat daddy before he figgers out dat de rubber didn't leak. Git him woman!! He's near offerin crack money!

Moosie

(Gawd I'm still prayin' dat chile doesn't come out with antlers.....)

[lolaknows]

I like your monkey.

[windbreeze07]

Calm Down Granny, I don't want your Ass having A miscarage, Them ol-f--cking men, If they won't take care of it Aunt J.C. well!

[B1TCHY08]

Hahaha Granny you're a hoot!! can't wait to see what's next.

[imthelady1976]

Oh no Granny! Yo ass didn't have sex with Stetson! You know he is my man!

[TubeSkanke]

He is a manwhore, but you didn't hear that from me....

[imthelady1976]

Every woman has to be a whore about something! LOL

[Montagraph]

You Tramp! Close yo legs and stop taking the "Tube". lol

[TubeSkanke]

But it feels good.....LOL

[Blizzeekitty]

But CaptainFury makes some damn nice babies!

[captainfury2007]

Mre?

[Blizzeekitty]

The one that made you eat your boogers was adorable.

[Blizzeekitty]

MONKEY!!!

[cherryteardrop]

oh granny... i jus love the beaming glow you have with this pregnancy... i love yo azz, and da baby too :)cherry

[TubeSkanke]

Thanks for watching hunny!

[souixana]

you know, you're right she does have a glow. Even her mustache is more luminous. Can you imagine what a shiny mustache the baby will have if Stetson Stance really IS the daddy?

[MichiganCutie69]

Oh Lawd Granny I thoght that it was Ohcurts baby

[TubeSkanke]

I could be.....

[Justinmazing]

See your monkey had a hat on. I don't know why Captain's didn't?

[OhCurt]

OH HOLY HELL, WOMAN! Who HAVEN'T you slept with?!

Hey, if he's gonna support you and that baby, you can fo'get about me sharin' MY xtube income wit'cho ass!

[captainfury2007]

YOu on XTUBE!? MANWHORE!

[TubeSkanke]

I seen yo videos and saved em to my favs!  I clicked the ad's too.... Mwah!!!

[souixana]

no matter who the daddy is I'd pin it on CCTT. He has a nice house and a good job and no other kids that we know of. And his sister has a sandwich shop so you could always get a job. A gurl's gotta be practical. I'm just sayin......

[TubeSkanke]

He has a big one too.... LOL

[JRodriguez757]

I love your channel so much! You're so funny and I love the series! Keep it up honey!

[TubeSkanke]

Thanks for watching..LOL

[amjPeace]

Tubegranny, how could you be expecting a baby? I thought you went throught he change at least 20 years ago, maybe 25!

[TubeSkanke]

I don't think I ever went through it...

[debbiez112]

I swear Granny no wonder you had to go to the nervous hospital after screwing all these men hell you needed a nervous hospital.....LOL

[TubeSkanke]

Lmao... I do need help...

[dsears2002]

good grief I thought for sure I was going to see Jesus himself when you put that monkey up there. Ya know you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. use your femine wiles to find the daddy. you so sexical

[silkyang]

I can't rate cause it says the ratings have been disabled. But I woulda give it a 5/5 just cause yo ass is crazy.

[TubeSkanke]

Hell, I'm always a screwing something up...LOL

[Carballoca]

As the saying goes Granny better to be "pissed off" than "pissed on"...lol

Good luck find`in yo babies daddy what this world doesn`t need is one more deadbeat daddy....lol

[realnutty01]

omg Ms Ophelia and I think we might know who's the daddy. Put that monkey away Skanky, Tut!

[MsOpheliaPayne]

mmmm hmmm sho do Kim

[mrniceguy28431]

What a cute monkey. Lawd Granny done got ill.

[TubeSkanke]

I should be ashamed I know it....

[dandcscott]

oh my i love the monkey...hehe

This was a classic tho! :)

[TubeSkanke]

Thanks for watching!!

[HollywoodHogan4U]

You dun put it inside me and blew up. LMAO!!!

[TubeSkanke]

:P  Lmao

[captainfury2007]

That's not funny. Why is that funny? There's nothing funny about that.

[HollywoodHogan4U]

Is you my babies daddy? lmao

[cooksterz]

i aint on no crack right now... LMAO - im fixing to get yer baby shower invite soon!

[vivahateakaanabanana]

so who is the dad??

[TubeSkanke]

I have no damn clue....LOL

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

i like the monkey..

**KISSES**

[TubeSkanke]

Love ya Darlin..

[DameEdithDivine]

Why are ratings disabled? You one funny TubeGranny. Thanks for showing me you monkey.

[TubeSkanke]

Hell.... I screwed up...LOL

[anmoose]

Crackhead!! Caint even push the right buttons!! You be goin to Hell fo sho!!

[MsOpheliaPayne]

tell her Moosie!!!

[xxitsmyfault]

hahahahaha oh goodness, i hope stetsons not the father of the baby too =[

[TubeSkanke]

I know that's right!

[MsOpheliaPayne]

O I Know who it is, mmm hmm you ol hootchie

[TubeSkanke]

Yo mama!

[theloathlydaddy]

LOL That was hilarious!! Your rock, Tubegranny!!

[theloathlydaddy]

That was supposed to be "you rock, Tubegranny!" My gosh, typos can be hilarious! Love ya, Tubegranny! :)

[TubeSkanke]

LOLOL.... I like my rock, better...LOL

[dreamer72fem]

Oh lord...what a tangled web we weave. OH...the MONKEY.

[chitter0chatter]

Which crack? LOL.

[LuckyStrike502]

LOL! That was great!

[JonPatric]

You better suport her dude she's got a gun arather big one too...Buwahhhha!

[TubeSkanke]

I sho do...LOL

[mkgtweety]

loooooooooooooooove it!!!!!! mkgtweety

[CaptainRock]

lol..lmao...the list keeps growing!

[anmoose]

Keep in mind, Cap'n, that you're still on it. If'n it comes out wearin' sunglasses and a hat, you be in deep caca.

(I'm still worryin about antlers, myself...)

[caramelsweety06]

im first :)

[LilCav68]

I say we go on the Maury Show TG.. I will hold you hand and throw a shoe in your honor.

[TubeSkanke]

He done told me I couldn't and not to call his show again.......

[mizzie37]

I'll adopt your baby Tubegranny and raise it like a true redneck! lol

[TubeSkanke]

Lmao, I betcho ass would!

[mightydookster]

oooh! i loves me some skanke ;-)

its a drama here..who dat baby daddy?

(no comment on "im to sexy")

when u gonna return my undies?

[TubeSkanke]

I'll send em to you when I'm finished...LOL

[Blueaveo3568]

No not the monkey!

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

pure white trash, through in through, now let me tell you some'in, you ARE going to HELL!

[MsOpheliaPayne]

aaaaaamen !

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

Gods please you and thank you, MsOphelis, for feelin our Payne!

[richochet41]

hmmm.

[Furnifur]

Ahh you got cho self a tiny one huh? Well how the hell can I rate if you disabled them? damm

I always wait to see a monkey I'm just sick that way though.

[TubeSkanke]

I bet my monkey looks better than yours..LOL

[Furnifur]

maybe so but monkey is hairless!

[baybea]

How many men have you fiddled around with?? hahah...grannywhore can I say that?

You get more action than a jackrabbit on speed!

[TubeSkanke]

I'd say at least 50 or more...

[buglady58]

oh lawd, cover that monkey up already ;)

[achampag]

OMG

20 stars

is tubegranny a nudist?

[TubeSkanke]

I run around naked all the time!

[achampag]

lol...i bet your neighbors love that!

=)

[TubeSkanke]

They sho do....

[captainfury2007]

I watched this twice! So fucking funny.

[nbwulf]

Wooo, I'm off the hook! (=

[MichiganCutie69]

No  u not

lmao

[TubeSkanke]

NOT so FAST..........

[nbwulf]

Aww crap.

[bugsinrug]

Now TubeGranny, you just calm the hell down! You is preggers and shoudn't get all worked up. And quit showin' everybody your monkey!! hugs, Chris

[captainfury2007]

I am seriously going to throw up!

[anmoose]

Please use the bag provided. You'll find it in the pouch on the back of the seat in front of you. Your cooperation will be appreciated.

[captainfury2007]

(blarghff)

[TubeSkanke]

You know it felt good!

[Dianasme]

were you drunk when you did granny??

[captainfury2007]

Well, yeah...

[MommaKK]

ROFL & you wonder why you is preggo Granny? You run around topless! Horny ol' lady!

[MsOpheliaPayne]

sho do dont she Karen

she a ho

[DebUSA]

I can't rate 'cuz you disabled the ratings.

[TubeSkanke]

lol

[angie8675309]

can't rate it when yo ass disable the damn thing!

[TubeSkanke]

I'm kinda slow you know

[angie8675309]

you need to go an talk to Nacho Mama...I bet she know where your baby daddy at...uh huh

[KimOsh72]

no rating? I would give it 5 stars!

[TubeSkanke]

I screwed up and hit da' wrong button...LOL

[captainfury2007]

FIRST!

[captainfury2007]

Damn, third!

[hammersmom]

First! You really are white. But you're not trash! lol... Love ya.

[hammersmom]

First! :) You really are white. But you're not trash. :) Love ya. lol...