The Money Song

[JoeM007]

in ethics this is called egoism

[KoKoJazz99]

"Give us your money!"

"Give us your money!"

"Give us the God damn money!!"

LMAO!! XD

[pianoforte1776]

sounds like Kermit the Frog. lol

[ninjb42]

i gave them money when they shook down the audience

[32sashu]

'It would make you feel great" ... "So would a burger"

[Furubatsu]

lol my firend went to see it in london and when this song ended they got the hat back from the audiecne and only got a pound

[araz01000]

W T F

[GLEENCIS]

"Oh I know! I'll find him a boyfriend!"

[sighcantthinkofaname]

When I saw this they actually got some money, and a Parkhopper pass XD (I live in Orlando)

[kayleighcolfer]

I love the I can't I need it! I'm homeless!!! I love this song even though I don't believe in God.

[Mr00001jon]

@kayleighcolfer Cool story bro, tell it again.

[thebroadwayparisian]

I can't

I need it

I'm homeless!

[Allyspill]

"When her dream comes true it'll all be partly thanks to you"

Love these lyrics

[JGuar121212]

I admit to dancing to this around my room- singing all the both parts as well as acting this out- Im a girl....

[KeswickCamp08]

@JGuar121212 so? it could be a girl part..

[PSReldus]

@JGuar121212 So, anyone gave you money?

If not, you gotta shoot puppies. :3

[KeswickCamp08]

This song should be on those "Sponsor a kid in Africa" commercials.

[milesprower0]

I freaking love Avenue Q.

[AmethystMario]

The original cast was the greatest. The new cast doesn't sound as good and butchered the lyrics. Especially Nicky, who is my favorite character.

[LiveWithNoRegrets95]

"itll make you feel great!"

"so would a burger!"

[CosmosusMagnus]

I lol how most youtube videos have some argument in the comments. xD

[PokemonLover6000]

@CosmosusMagnus

You realised this now?

[NaruhodouRyuuichi]

Give us your money!

Nicky:

You’ll be glad that you did!

Gary Coleman:

That’s just what my parents told me

When I was a kid.

ROFL

[TheEclipsed1234]

@NaruhodouRyuuichi I love the constant poking at that :D It's in "It sucks to be me" too.

[zetawatch]

" give me a five"

(hi-fives monitor)

[bonnnsey]

or some muppets are gona get shot XD

[yurritt]

@bonnnsey puppets -.-

[PSReldus]

@yurritt That's the joke.

[biblegal10]

Oh my gosh, they broke the fourth wall!!! O_O I've been trying to do that for a while. . .

XD

[KingOfTheShell]

@biblegal10 Avenue Q broke the fifth wall too.

[LilRedWolfHood]

I have a question. If homeless people are really home less how do they get the non run-down sharpies????

[magicidiot12345]

@LilRedWolfHood

What a dumb question. They buy it from a store with money. You are a stupid person and you have a low IQ. This ridiculously dumb question proves it. 

[LilRedWolfHood]

@magicidiot12345 Oh, really? I think I could possibly have a bigger IQ than you. In any case it was sarcasm and, yes, I know they use money. I also know that most people that say they're homeless arn't. Plus trying to prove that I'm stupid when you don't really know me just proves that your itching to pick a fight with a person. It's not very mature in my opinion.

[magicidiot12345]

@LilRedWolfHood

It was a dumb question man, why would you be sarcastic about something like that? No one can tell its sarcasm

[LilRedWolfHood]

@magicidiot12345 Cause I can and because there are at least two people on the whole planet who would get its sarcasm. Meaning your one of the many who wouldn't.

[magicidiot12345]

@LilRedWolfHood

Sarcasm is supposed to be obvious. If someone say "I hate all black people" and then they go "gosh its sarcasm dont you get it" well I think that speaks for itself in short you suck

[LilRedWolfHood]

@magicidiot12345 So I suck because you can't get sarcasm? I think your logic is a little off.

[magicidiot12345]

@LilRedWolfHood

If you're being sarcastic you actually have to indicate it's sarcastic or make it somewhat obvious it's sarcastic.

if someone says "how do homeless people afford a marker if they are homeless?" everyone is going to assume it's just a dumb question, not sarcasm.

[LilRedWolfHood]

@magicidiot12345 For one, I don't HAVE to do anything especially not to your standards. And two, people can assume whatever they like but I would like it if they had enough logic to not call me stupid.

[tsubasalight]

@LilRedWolfHood I dont wanna get involved but can both of you just drop it. It is a funny question and we have learned that sarcasm doesn't transfer well over comments. Can we just leave it at that?

[LilRedWolfHood]

@tsubasalight Look I'm not going to give all the blame to them, but neither am I going to take all the blame. Becuase I made a choice to edge on the fight and they made a choice to call me stupid. So I will try to stop, but if they say another insulting thing to me I can not promise that I will stand by and watch it happen.

[PSReldus]

9 months of best comment.

I feel proud now that I know that the internetz like me.

[Sajere12]

OH! I KNOW! I'LL GET HIM A BOYFRIEND!

Or you could offer to BE his boyfriend...I don't think anyone would mind. :)

[urobot]

@Sajere12 I think Nicki would mind

[AudreyClashJackson]

-I can't, i need it, I'm homeless, i can't i need it i'm homeless!

-*slapp*

-okayy here

[sportyskater99]

"give me a quarter."

"I don't have any change."

"Ok! give me a dollar!"

[TheNerdTopia]

You know you ruv someone when you take money from your homeless friend

[MiyuArt]

This is Nami's song.

Nami, from One Piece <3

[Thegrandkru]

I love how in the play they go in the crowd asking people for money and someone gave them a credit card

[ManlyPastry]

@Thegrandkru When I was there someone gave them a metro card, haha.

[supermigit999]

so would a burger

[Peaches1300]

Where can I find this whole show?? I wanna see it sooooo bad. :)

[StaciSings]

@Peaches1300 I saw it off Broadway in New York City :)

[nevershoutnever12353]

@StaciSings Me too!

[SwordCrazy676]

I gotta learn this on guitar, play it on the street, and see if I can make any money :3

[nevershoutnever12353]

I saw this in New York (off broadway) and they came into the audience. I was front row and when I looked back I saw Princeton dumping out a lady's purse.

[StaciSings]

@nevershoutnever12353 The same thing when I saw it happened to me!!!!

[Slegger0404]

Silly Nicky, a quarter isn't enough for a burger :)

[1stPenokom]

ROD WANT YOU NICKI!!!!

[FantasyKaiyo]

I remember being in the audience when they sung this and Brian kept bugging me for money <_<' 

[Erik24351]

@FantasyKaiyo

Best. Day. Ever.

[PSReldus]

@FantasyKaiyo He wouldn't have bugged you if you'd just given him something.

:3

[XxLiyahSoFweshxX]

Have they not noticed they passed back and forth the SAME quarter? Lol

[jnskthy1]

One of my fav parts of the show!



[EyeHawk777]

Did you know that if you give a homeless person just £5, he'll probably spend it on booze?

[iammrcancer]

@EyeHawk777 I'm not homeless, but if you gave me £5 I'd probably just spend it on booze too.

[EyeHawk777]

@iammrcancer

what's with the name?

[NEWdumbich123455432]

I gave them my half eaten bag of m&m's

[etoangfavoriteko]

"Gimme your wallet"

[niterider4000]

ill be like nicky in 10 years lol

[z0m8133at3r]

I can't I need it I'm homeless I can't I need it I'm homeless I can't I need it I'm homeless I can't I need it I'm homeless

[awsumgurl729]

Or some puppets will get shot! Funniest line!

[shadoworc01]

If I give them an imaginary 10 million dollars, will they give me an imaginary monster school?

[caramaccat]

i like money x

[Kupo231]

Lolslap.

[yurritt]

-GASP- -god gives you a slap in the face of good feelings-

[madonna2285]

once a friend of mine volenteered for the salvation army. you know what he did to get the money? he gathered a group of the other workers and they preformed this song. they ended up getting making $400.00 in one day.

[Theoneandonlywizard]

@madonna2285 Are u serious? DANG!

[InvaderScuzz]

@madonna2285 seriousy? ....damn

[Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

@madonna2285 That's beautiful :') Congratulations

[MotherTheresa8]

14 puppets got shot

[JaredasiamAMAZING]

I'm walking into the bank singing this!

[ThoseBigKnownNames]

When I saw this show live in new York city they actually passed a hat around and collected money lmfao

[MewxRetasu]

"Give us your money--"

"Give us your money--"

"Give us the goddamn money~"

^ makes me laugh every time ;D

[BlackManSlim562]

wow, i didnt know Tele was homeless o.0

[HunnyflavoredJelly87]

I would give money to any homeless person who sang this song

[234sirhc]

@HunnyflavoredJelly87 How will the homeless people know that?

[andrewosmanski]

14 people are selfish bastards

[EuS2Ela]

I'm gonna do something for someone else...!

Me?

AOUHSAUISAHUSAHSUOAS xD

[awsumgurl729]

"Or some puppets will get shot!"

[vystic]

If only this song was true.

[LightOfAFox]

@vystic It is ever heard of the Theory Of Threatening People for things you want?

[TheGallimaufryShow]

"Gimme a quater!"

I don't have any change

"Okay, Gimme a dollar!"

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MENT!

this is genius!

[Angierox113]

"Honey DONT tell THEM that!!"

xD I love that part!

[PSReldus]

14 people got slapped by Princeton.

[auhsoj58]

@PSReldus Make that 15.

[Fablefiend]

@PSReldus The 100 people that liked that had just listened to Schadenfreude. :P

[PSReldus]

@Fablefiend

Oh my gosh... I got 100 likes? O:O!?!?!

[mcf7022]

@PSReldus or shot by gary

[PSReldus]

@mcf7022

that would be "have their puppets shot"

[mcf7022]

@PSReldus oops and your right

[PSReldus]

@mcf7022 As always.

[mcf7022]

@PSReldus Comment down T.T LOL XD

[PSReldus]

@mcf7022 XD

[TarrVlogs]

I wish I went to see this on Broadway when I was in New York. But I saw Grease. 2nd row seats cheap... but still.

[ClickOrGoAway]

14Hobos will never get money from 676Rich people

[emopinata12345]

14 puppets just got shot.

[drunkulla]

sounds like kermit the frog

[riden1234567]

@drunkulla give me your money

[Natulcien1992]

I'm gonna go and do something for someone else!

Me?

NO!

awwwww

[thebnjshow1]

Haha!I'll get Rod a Boyfriend!LOL!!!!!

Heinz:I am not being Rod anymore!

Me:Please..Think about it..Nicky and Rod together..And i am Nicky..

Heinz:Fine..

I like reacting it

[PackunBoss]

13 people wont give us there money

[fumikafuka123]

@PackunBoss *Their

[yokis12345]

"i cant i need it im homeless i cant i need it im homeless i cant i need it im homeless i can-" *slap*

"ok here a go"

haha

[BigDaddy9754]

Give us the god damn money! LOL

[Bortfangirl]

''...or some puppets will get shot!''

OMG I haven't listen to this song in years and I forgot all about that line!

[mummydawnie]

13 people wont do what Jesus would do

[KiropLokiIncarnate]

"theres nothing you can do about that"

Is it only me that conjures the image of gary coleman holding a gun and holding a sack?

[samu3ljr]

Thumbs up if you think if homeless people want money they should put down those cardboard signs and sing this

[TheCandyGirl58]

@samu3ljr Hell yeah, I'd give homeless people my money if they broke into Avenue Q in the middle of the street. XD

[Kupo231]

@samu3ljr 300?!!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!?

[TheAce707]

@samu3ljr "Help, family and home were taken by ninjas, need money to take karate lessons and get them back" Best homeless sign ever.

[MeIzzyBambi27]

"I can't! I need it! I'm homeless! I can't! I need it! I'm homeless! I can't! I need it! I'm homeless! I can't! I- *slap* -okay, here you go." "Thank you!"

[JumpykangLC]

Gimme a quarter

Here in my hat

Come on, Princeton!

It's as easy at that!

..

GIMME A DOLLAR!

GIMME A FIVE!

Ha, I'll never get tired of this song. :D

[squeakyfromme69]

every time you do the deeds, you're also serving your own needs!

[kikikamon]

This is my first time listening to this song and I love it!

[poppydephary]

wow talk about daylight robbery...imagine this on the streets

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

well said, exclaimed, or sung, its still intimidating in my opinion

[321Sasuke123]

@poppydephary "Give us you money, or some puppets will get shot!"

:D

[AlreadyHighOnSugar]

13 people got their pockets shot.

[MajBlood]

@AlreadyHighOnSugar Listen idiot, no one is falling for that cheap shit way of getting free thumbs up anymore. So learn something new. Avenue Q have much more class and intelligence than your average youtube user, so your loser tactics won't work here.

[AlreadyHighOnSugar]

@MajBlood I was not trying to get free thumbs up. I just found it funny and I wanted to give people a good laugh. I don't expect getting thumbs up, anyway, since most people don't really scroll down the comments, and just enjoy a great song like this one. And for people who do, they'll get an extra laugh. :) Or they'll get 'ANGREH!!1!' and chew the person out in a comment. :)

[Jkiller117]

@MajBlood Man, I've seen your comments on other videos, and I think that you shouldn't be so insultive to people online.

Also I'd like to let you know that you and your mother have my sympaties for what happened to your brother.

[Lazyboy0337]

I need to memorise this song, so I can get money from my friends.

[dreamgirlz96]

Princeton- Give us your money.

Nicky- You'll be glad that you did.

Gary- THAT'S JUST WHAT MY PARENTS TOLD ME.

lol.

[ATotalDipshit]

"quote from song"

Now like this till it's up in the highest rated.

Why? Well, I put in a quote from the song, right? Y'know, the quote from the song you JUST  heard? SO LIKE THIS! You can give me your likes, you're not homeless.

[IanCryptidHunter740]

at 4:44 i swear i heard santa clause

[sk8rtuti]

@IanCryptidHunter740 You did.

[equinox627]

@IanCryptidHunter740 same. isn't that it?

[Owiion]

I wish I knew where to find this musical. its a musical right?

[RomanticaFangirl]

@Owiion Yes it is! You can buy tickets for it. It's now an off-Broadway musical, so a smaller stage, better seats, and a cheaper price!

[eyesofmuffin]

so would a burgerXD

[MusicManBurk]

here you go, 10 million :D

[ScrubsRockGirl94]

"I'm gonna do something for someone else!" "Me?!" "No! Kate!"

"Gimme your money!" "What?!" "I need it for Kate!" I need it to eat" "Come on Nicki. It will make you feel great!" "So would a burger""

[ballerinagirl1001]

"Give us your money! All that you've got! Just fork it on over... or some puppets will get shot!"

[TotalyRandomMoments]

i love it when they all come up to you with hats asking for money. someone gave them a pound in london it was funny.

SUDDENLY I AM FEELING CLOSER TO GOD! XD

[MajBlood]

@TotalyRandomMoments Someone gave them a pound? Isn't a pound just the British equivalent of a Canadian dollar? Are you really that cheap and greedy that the thought of donating a dollar is unbelievable?

[TotalyRandomMoments]

@MajBlood i dont know if it is. i do have dollars at home but my mum wouldnt let me take them. what do they even do with the money people randomly give them?

[MajBlood]

@TotalyRandomMoments I don't know. If it is just to give more money to the Avenue Q production than I would only donate a quarter. But if people are feeling generous and decide to give a pound or two there is nothing wrong with it. It is nice to give.

[TotalyRandomMoments]

@MajBlood me and a friend thought they might give it to the theatre as the one they are in , in London when you buy tickets they give most of the money to the theatre to make it better. maybe thats something only the cast of Avenue Q will know.

[KibahinaxSasuino]

Suddenly

I am feeling closer to goooooood~!

[KatexEmma]

I'm gonna do something for someone else!

Me?!

NO!



[KatexEmma]

Give me a quarter!

I don't have any change.

Okay, give me a dollar.

That's not what I meant!

Give me a five!

[ninabigoloni]

XD I'll give money for Kate's monster school! XD

[Luigi01080]

13 people dont give money to the homeless

[zetawatch]

@Luigi01080 aaaaand they aren't close to God!

[KidOnTheNet]

:D i'll get him a boyfriend

[TakenFromTheFarplane]

It'll make you feel great!

So would a burger!

[AwesomePlzInc]

I attempted to sing this in drama once, somebody told me to get off stage, I could have said, "Why, do you have money you want to gove?" But instead, I said "Get fucked."

[PokemonLover6000]

When I saw it we got Nicky in our bit =D

[liaku25]

I went to see this in the Fox Theater in St. Louis, and when they came out to the audience for this song apparently someone put a St. Louis Cardinals ticket in the hat. The actors actually said something about it.

[RosesEntwined]

If other organizations used methods like this, they would get a lot more money. xD

[zetawatch]

just by listening to this song i feel closer to god.

[wallefan10]

i dont get the 13 people that put thumbs down!!!! This song is freakin awesome!!!