You're a pathetic waste of resources. Have you considered suicide? Why punish yourself with such a disgusting and dishonorable lifestyle? Nature never intended for humanity to be so weak and pathetic. 400 lbs and can't wipe your own ass?
Hey! I just had diarrea, it's all over my butt. What do I do? If I take a shower just for this, instead of waiting for my weekly shower to save water, do I need to buy Carbon Offsets? Please hurry to respond, I have only one pair of hemp underwear. ;^)
This is the most succinct explaination I've ever heard. Screw Sheryl, I'm saving this for when I forget to reload the TP magazine and have to pull the itty bits from the cardboard. Or, when Obama or Hilary enforce their agenda on us. But, I'm using my middle finger, in case I get the chance to salute them in person, since I know I'm not as through in nail hygiene as Stratman is.
Sheryl Crows suggestion to reduce global warming was about as rediculous as my solution on how to wipe your ass with one sheet of toilet paper. The Kyoto treaty was unworkable for American interests and therfore, Bush wisely chose to reject it. The whole idea of trading carbon credits is not manable and everyone cheats, so what's the point.
Hi Stratman better don't put your finger in your mouth after this concept,have you also got a great solution for America not contributing to the Kyoto contract reducing CO2,after all these political issues, you're a fine guitarist,greetings Victor.
For a joke, I used to show this to basic trainee soldiers to extend the use of c-ration toilet paper. It helped break the stress of training, until I had a meat head soldier actually try it.
My father was a career military man and he showed me this when I was about 8 years old, its been around forever and part of the goofy stories we learned in your youth.
@esa2424
that was me when i was little! haha
randomcheese100 5 months ago
one toilet paper per visit?
lady, you have obviously never had indian food before.
pyramidheadkitten9 8 months ago
I loved the person giggling near the end !!
esg2424 9 months ago
That is sooooooooo funny! I was laghing so hard I fell out of my chair. Tehblogaar has no sense of humor and is obsessed with suicide it seems.
Stratman1920 3 years ago
You're a pathetic waste of resources. Have you considered suicide? Why punish yourself with such a disgusting and dishonorable lifestyle? Nature never intended for humanity to be so weak and pathetic. 400 lbs and can't wipe your own ass?
I would kill myself...
TehBloggaar 3 years ago
where is the vid where she says that?
joeboi85 3 years ago
hahahahahahaahahaha thats a good one lol!!!
Amandafoshoever 3 years ago
Hey! I just had diarrea, it's all over my butt. What do I do? If I take a shower just for this, instead of waiting for my weekly shower to save water, do I need to buy Carbon Offsets? Please hurry to respond, I have only one pair of hemp underwear. ;^)
89AKurt 3 years ago
ahhahaaha rofl you funny!!!!
Amandafoshoever 3 years ago
This is the most succinct explaination I've ever heard. Screw Sheryl, I'm saving this for when I forget to reload the TP magazine and have to pull the itty bits from the cardboard. Or, when Obama or Hilary enforce their agenda on us. But, I'm using my middle finger, in case I get the chance to salute them in person, since I know I'm not as through in nail hygiene as Stratman is.
danlay 4 years ago
isn't this going a little too far?
7g7a7a7r7a 4 years ago
why no, this could be taken even further, try it
Stratman1920 4 years ago
I feel bad for anyone who has to shake his hands.
eddypimp 4 years ago
Better yet, give me a big hug, but watch your back!
Stratman1920 4 years ago
i wipe my ass with a 100 dollar bill, thats how i save toilet paper.
freeclipss 4 years ago
Well you must be an impotent mofo, with cash to spare.
Stratman1920 4 years ago
Dear Bigal326, look up the phrase "tongue in cheek"
wycuz1 4 years ago
Sheryl Crows suggestion to reduce global warming was about as rediculous as my solution on how to wipe your ass with one sheet of toilet paper. The Kyoto treaty was unworkable for American interests and therfore, Bush wisely chose to reject it. The whole idea of trading carbon credits is not manable and everyone cheats, so what's the point.
Stratman1920 4 years ago
Hi Stratman better don't put your finger in your mouth after this concept,have you also got a great solution for America not contributing to the Kyoto contract reducing CO2,after all these political issues, you're a fine guitarist,greetings Victor.
Jazzguts 4 years ago
Did your Dad take basic at Fort Dix, units E-4-3 or B-4-3?
eldudeny 4 years ago
No he was a Navy Man.
Stratman1920 4 years ago
Yep on ship one may have needed to ration T-P. "LOL"
Thank your Dad for his life of service and God Bless Him.
eldudeny 4 years ago
For a joke, I used to show this to basic trainee soldiers to extend the use of c-ration toilet paper. It helped break the stress of training, until I had a meat head soldier actually try it.
eldudeny 4 years ago
My father was a career military man and he showed me this when I was about 8 years old, its been around forever and part of the goofy stories we learned in your youth.
Stratman1920 4 years ago
Yuk! That is so nasty!
haeshaw 4 years ago
It is indeed!
Stratman1920 4 years ago
This is the most brilliant concept I have ever heard! We all need to work together to save the earth and you are the man to lead us!!!!!
wycuz1 4 years ago