Vista Oops

[Aurich02]

Fucking Windows Vista

[HDWithStyle]

i have a mac.

[TheJaredlrice]

Wonderful world of absolute crap products from Microsoft. There are always excuses "speech recognition is a new tech and no one has it figured out yet." Actually, Siri works pretty damn well.

[EvanCRCD]

Horrible reporter jokes, but hilarious demo failure.

[LiteCastStudios]

watch?v=IsnWuWx8Aig

[StrongFTP]

Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all

An obvious prototype of OUR future robot master named Bender and his catch phrase "Kill all Humans!"

[KennYA51]

Get linux .

[DevilMaster]

I think I know why it happened. The speaker has an American accent, but the program was set up to recognize a British accent.

[MrCarmani12]

201 vista users

[catraquinze]

tahahhahahaha epic

[danielbolivia]

kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[DLEScorphame]

Awesome Fail!! :D

[warnightify]

OLOLOLOLOLOLOL HHAHAHAHA

[oliFreestyle]

mac.

[Yfr28]

Ihave Windows Vista. I had 7 BSoD today.

[curemymind]

I hate the word ambient its just plain out lazy. wait a min i am lazy hahahahaha but i still hate the word. They should of said the acustics or how it picks up other noises in there. Any who have a good one people's. :)

[chuckthedeer]

Vista is as gay as NFL

[curemymind]

@chuckthedeer Ture that men in tights grabing each other and running around with balls in their hand. I'd rather chase a putty tang hahahahaha :)

[djunk666]

haha never saw this omg ! LOL

[camwoodstock]

LOL

"So double the killer"

[OddishThing18]

i use windows vista and nothing is wrong with it. i guess my computer is one of the lucky ones.

[shadowrundas]

1:27 "microsoft does not happy" eh?

[iiGerardoii]

get OS X

[NO1MACFAN]

@iiGerardoii YEAH!!

[MyDoominateR]

This has nothing to do with Vista, it's just Microsoft's shitty speech recognition.

[MacTech4ever95]

Thumbs up for Mac OS X!

[MrToimi]

@MacTech4ever95 fail!

[robdist]

dear aunt,

FAIL

[LoadedWingshot]

this is why the game company valve left microsoft, because bill gates only created crap, HE EVEN ADMITS IT!!!

[EpicDERP]

1:03 OUCH

[VistaUltimate2010]

Bill Gates new edition of windows signature edition check it out /watch?v=bp-EHe7Tjho

[9inchitalian]

@ExcellentProductionz Mac sucks too

[RenegadeFury]

this announcer sucks dicks

[98animefan]

@Freddie291 but it's sad and embarrassing though

[gumgum99]

lol, fail.

[boosh1988]

"lets not forget the first part of recognition is 'rec', as in train wreck." ummm.... no. quality journalism there.

[minimoke8394]

@Freddie291 Yeah, it is pretty hilarious. I remember one for Win98 when it crashed when they plugged a printer in.

[lemler33]

i still want a mac :D

[CyberNetTV]

lol microsoft can't admit failure - except when bill gates said vista was rubbish xD

[BIPICY]

Lady's pretty much saying Fucking deal with it, nut up or shut up

[Davidsh13]

Conclusion:

Vista sucks,

American TV even more.

[boomborg]

Actually, I don't have a right hand, I'm an amputee

[boomborg]

Alas, I dont play WoW, and the only thing I do in my room is sleep. I invent things that can save lives and improve the world, and do it using math and science, all from the comfort of my lab and my linux desktop!

[boomborg]

nerds rule the world

[EBKemanon]

I'm amazed at how angry people get over what billionaire's piece of software people use.

[JTurbinator]

Wow. This is why Apple takes their time when releasing products....

[jacksonroks]

PWND

[TheDJ3520]

This is one reason why I don't like everything Vista has done to the Windows wold. I'm not saying that Vista is a complete failure, but I've noticed most of the "important" settings have failed to show up. I'm not even much of a fan of XP, but I'm content with it. All of the new stuff waists all of the memory it requires. Microsoft needs to develop compatibility, but also needs to include settings for expert users too. We're not ALL three year olds.

[Palmer640]

Speech recognition ain't that bad if you go through all of the setup process so it recognizes your voice and how you talk.

BTW ambient noise would be the echo from the mic the guy talks into.

I'm not totally defending Vista and saying it has no problems, I'm just saying this is basically "hardware incompatibility" not "Vista oops".

[xcallejas]

please get linux!!!!

[Nek0TheCat]

get win 7 . but vista is still better than mac! x3

[1madDogz]

Not even close.

[XDbonsly]

Vista sucks so much that every Mac ever made is better than it.

That means nothing on XP and 7 though, they're better.

[TheGuyInUrCloset]

lol, thats vista 4 ya! That voice recognition works a little better than it did in that vid, but it still sux!!! I got win7 now n it rox!!

[Palmer640]

Yeah, it's a lot better on Windows 7.

My mic broke though. Q.Q

[nilovroman]

they fixed this, my vista works fine!

[arf900]

MAC FTW

[Revigoe7]

Get Windows 7.

[stefanm96]

@Revigoe7 yeah! get Windows 7 guyz..!

[93Gaara]

blonde bit*h, watch the entaire story and vistas sr works perfectly

[MadHatter1707]

With Microsoft speech recognition:

Ambient know he's my S, Microsoft speech recognition bytes of data. His the waste of time and this you enjoy the being activated too long.

Without Microsoft speech recognition:

Ambient noise my ass, Microsoft speech recognition bites the big one. It is a complete waste of time unless you enjoy being aggrivated to hell.

[drucejnr]

Noise background? what, Bill Gates with fingers crossed saying, "I hope this works, I hope this works", into the guys earpiece...

[patthebrit3]

OUCH!!!!

[dickk135]

fuck me hard

[ea95osel]

you say what ?????????

[dickk135]

fuck your dingo dick i will please

[loseravery]

Get snow leopard! fastest OS yet!

[dickk135]

it's a piece of shit and so is your face.

[ExcessivePolyphony]

The script is worse than the software demonstration.

Excerpt: "Let's not forget that the first part of recognition is rec, as in train wreck".

Yeah, okay, buddy, you need new script writers, because that is FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!

Fail pun is fail.

[XpiderX]

looooooooooooool , and i note thing in this video , "Microsoft" word in signboard , where the dot upper of " i " !

[Vexx560]

vista seemed fine until i got the dreaded "Rundll32 has stopped working" error, have lost all my data twice now GOD DAMMIT

[Daninkorea]

that's what you get for using vista

[GtKiNg4LiF3]

vvista is ok. its far from good. but atleast it works.

[Icarcus]

just get Xp its the best yet for normal PC's

[NeaTheProdigyFreak]

whos that guy i hate him lol

[il3bood10]

lol

[rtimm777]

delete aunt now

[bratvurstkorv]

Haha it actually didn't workout that bad when I tryed it tonight on my laptop, but it could have been better, vista doesn't suck as bas as every mac user say, I have both mac with os x and a pc with vista and I think they both suck in different aspects.

[1augh0utL0UD]

Hahaha...

[CPnieuws]

Lol, I had Vista and it was Home Premium. Speech Recognition was installed but I couldn't use it cause I had to have Vista Ultimate. How stupid can you be?!

[RunescapeGuyAH5676]

i have vista, and i have speech regnition. It works fine, i did the training program so it would get used to my voice, and i use my microphone built into my laptop, i see nothing wrong with vista nor this software and have used it to type a letter and found only 2 errors. and also when people are moaning over how their printers or whatever isnt compatable, i have a 5 year old epson printer, i pluged it in first time and it didnt have to install anything, it just worked. i think vista is awesome

[xsannyx]

I watched live presentation of that at some high school.. It worket perfectly good. You can even play minesweeper :)

[CanonEOSseries]

Vista is good

[WindowsAndMacintosh]

Vista is a direct rip off of Macs, which DON'T BSOD ALL THE TIME.

[SlugNation]

i love it how windows makes vista while mac makes Jaguar, Panther, Tiger, and Leopard, and vista still dosnt work...

[Sheep221SK]

Mac computer is one type, 3 models, IBM-based computers wich is win designed to, are made and assebled by thousands of companies, groups, individuals and more and more, don't you get it that something called compatibility is not that easy to serve as macs do because their range is way more limited.

[XplosivCookie]

Really? i gotta try that. that would be sweet, if it would suck my balls.

BTW: vista rules, i got it 2 days ago. its fucking great!

[JoeyMurder]

That's because you got it 2 days ago. Give it another week or so. You'll see.

[Daninkorea]

haha, I bet XplosivCookie is still struggling to get connected to the internet to reply to you since his computer blew up 8 months ago.

[KevKo95]

It works well in the final version

[Psyke89]

To be fair, the voice recognition works really well on the RTM version of Vista.

[Camaron47]

That chick looks like a girl version of Jake Gillenhael xD

[Chiy1001]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

this is a stupid software

[nicolunacba]

Voice recognition is still in investigation!!!!

[CrazyxXxAwesome]

AHAH! wow.

[cowgal58]

Hahahaha

[BrambleH]

1 word: Macintosh

[Beyecixramd]

1 Word: Linux = freedom...

Not actually 1 word, but it's the same concept =)

[PsychoApple13]

It never works..

[dmdollinar08]

lol look at the reporter in the red jacket at 1:24

her mouth is HHUUGGEE!!

[apulidoa]

Hahaha. Small world.

[herrgreenhorn]

hahaha what for shit

[007JabbaDaHut007]

I think the blond news reporter said: "Now, Microsoft DOES NOT happy we showed you that video..." Funny, because I was taught in school the proper way would be "Microsoft IS NOT happy" A news reporter should not make such mistakes; and if they do, the scene needs to be cut out and shot again.

[skaterke12]

Can't you understand between is and does? She said ; " Microsoft is not happy that we showed you that video..."

[cankarales]

wait till windows 7 comes out! already beta has much improved performance on speech recognition :D

[lokoracing1]

i rather stay with windows vista ultimate black edition

[elmetalero3000]

the GOD in computer O.S. is Apple's Mac

[Dieg01234567]

of course!

[BrambleH]

deffoooooo

[coolhassanlhr]

What i think is that this video is fake.

I my self tested voice recolonization, it is O.K.

[TheSentenceTrailsOff]

Wow, that reporter fails.

[ComputerGeek000]

Probably background services messing it up, like windows update.

When I used speech recognicion the only time things messed up was when I wasn't speaking clearly, there was background noise, or lots of processing in the background of the computer.

[Dudex58]

Yeah thats vista only problem,but really I don't even use voice ,so its not that big of a deal to me.

[MajinBoo321]

wow i agree with landonc33. "honestly, who gives a fuck. if you're too lazy to type, then you shouldn't be using a computer." He is totally right, seriously u use the computer to type, its probably the only movement u do when ure on the computer. Why should we start becoming more lazy like the people from Wall-E. It could be helpful for people with no fingers , but im pretty sure they have a special program for that alrdy that "WORKS". Anyways, i use vista and im fine.

[ales410]

1....2....3.....(laugh) heehehehehehehhehehehehehehe..­..

good job......now laugh again....

heheheheheheheheehehehehehehe

[elementality4me]

dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all... lmfao windows sucks ass

[kuhzoo]

those sons of bitches that nobody's heard of are criticizing an error with hundreds of realistic possibilities for the mistake? wow...

[leptir99]

The reporter has terible jokes.. It's shameful.

[xChrisLambertx]

Fail.

[retrotails]

there's lag when Vista goes live .

[LandonC33]

honestly, who gives a fuck. if you're too lazy to type, then you shouldn't be using a computer.

this is mans first step towards being like the people in wall-e

[shinyfreak216]

lmao i lolled at ur comment :P

[miniroll32]

Not everyone is fortunate enough to be able to type, LandonC33

[hord]

the woman at the end anoys me ¬.¬

[LinkinParkRox08]

i have a vista and voice regognition just fucks up so i dont use it!!!

[DarkRage4]

that tech glitch is fixed now , I know that since I've used that program b4 but I say just get Linux anyways its better and free

[helicoptered]

bang on...

[emperordarius]

Get a Mac.

[macospat]

hahahahahaha best vid ever!

[newfound44]

xP OWNS SORRY IT DOES vIST'AS GAY

[tiagom135]

vista is best

[manfrom3004]

Linux and Mac are much better

[tiagom135]

get a life

[BloodSeeker117]

:-P

[tiagom135]

wath you want to say with that?

[picklesquirrel1]

Indeed.

Macs fucking suck.

[tiagom135]

yap mac sux vista rulez

[juliocesarmannn]

Not Macintosh, Microsoft.

Windows suck.

[MH20Zone]

ahhaha so funny but this aint glitch :D cuz someone in some fukin garage they told them to write what he say was angry and write this lol =) it aint speech recognisation or wtf word :D

[girlwheelie]

MAC IS #1.....

[kitteds]

your computers shit my vista very very fast

[manfrom3004]

How much did you pay for it????

I paid nothing and my linux is better than your vista

[bingo191]

the reports jewish accent is so annoying

[bradmann85]

thats what the keyboard is for.

[windowsmagic]

look at how to make vista faster

[PassiveSmoking]

In all fairness to Microsoft, I've never seen a speech recognition system that worked properly. Still funny as hell though.

[raizr]

Vista is horrible. It can't run the sims, spore, or anything without crashing at some point. Do you know how long i've had my XP computer? 5 years. Times it crashed? ONCE. When a "virus scanner" BUGGED THE COMPUTER TO HELL.

[Nielspercussion]

I'm just running spore and sims out here withoud problems

[FaTb0yO92]

lolz. that's not truthful (if you watch the full demo it actually worked quite well) yet still funny!

[tqsuited]

its just got a few bugs to iron out, no big deal

[DevilzProductionsNL]

Dear mom,

- Dear aunt,

Brilliant :P

[ToastDevourer]

Vista's speech recognition is VERY good. You just have to use the "training" feature quite a bit before it starts getting it correct.

[eRaGoN0dRaGoN]

Subliminal messaging?

[jackdude4000]

Yes you are right! i noticed that! and he also said Aunt as Ant!

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH VISTA!

IT WORKS FINE!

[Smati95]

microsoft is only crap

[justmpx]

hahaha,... what a crap!

[darrenparadissis]

What a fucking cunt

[raveride]

windows vista is much better then xp!!!!!!!!!!!

[Seveleniumus]

In which planet?

[jackdude4000]

EARTH! THE PLANET YOU *SHOULD* BE ON!

[rockwizclown]

I agree, it's just like XP was when it first came out. But with Windows 7 coming, I'm happy :D

[carterj3995]

HAHAHA!! i no it didnt work there, but i used it and it works fine!!! i actually type (said) a whole page with it...

[all1357]

I did too back before I switched to a Mac. even tho OSX beats Vista the voice recognition on this thing sucks Vista's was better

[certifiedgmane]

XP is better then vista but vista looks better

and google will kicks microsofts ass they should make a googlebox 360 id buy it

[Edercoree]

xp its much better than vista !!

windows vista fuck you !!

[buddybleau]

I have Vista and I love it. No problems at all and much better than XP.

[cheterism]

I am happy someone shares my opinion.

[Xride5256X]

this is y i mix vista with mac

[TerryCPiano]

LMAO "Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all"

Thats why you get a mac, with the voice reconition, it works all the time!

[rockwizclown]

why are mac users so smug? Macs are seriously overrated. There's nothing to brag about.

"hey look everybody, I just payed $1500 on a communist computer with hardly any free software around, so I have to keep paying money in order to do things I can do on a PC for less, I hate microsoft so much that I actually use one of their products on my mac to write papers, create spread sheets etc! Macs are fun, even though we have no games, a crappy music player and a buggy video player!" woohoo go mac!!!

[Dojan5]

Well, Xerox wasn't first with the GUI either.

And, I'm not sure what you mean with QuickTime being buggy. The Apple products on Windows blows, on a Mac they run really fine. However, I do agree in some parts.

For instance, the Mac is insanely overpriced, after all, their logo is a chewed Apple, who would want a second hand apple!?

[derkman127]

lol wtf

[macbookpromaniac]

well nothing to laugh about , the technology is not perfect yet haelooo !!

[mazesarecool]

Well why are they trying to show it off then?

[Mcdawger69]

IN YOUR FACE BILL GATES !

[epicmovie99]

every1 shuld calm down, they're called comments.