Racist Joke

[ralphyetmore]

That's a pretty genius scene. Turns one black joke into two white jokes. The more I see of this movie the more underappreciated it seems to be.

[TheCombatArmspwner]

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cottons already been picked.

[HiatusLucari]

@TheCombatArmspwner Wow, I just read this on reddit from a thread that's 15 days old.

[helmerman]

The comments of late all seem to have that reddit vibe...

[LlamaInMyHead]

@helmerman Well I wonder why

[SuperGermany77]

Why do black people ever go on cruise ships?

They're aren't falling for THAT again.

[Hammerzeiterrr]

@SuperGermany77 STOLEN FROM REDDIT

[ipwnorcs]

@SuperGermany77 I would accuse you of cross posting but....

[dehardehans]

dirk nowitzki anyone?

[tgfoo]

@dehardehans Dirk Nowitzki is a power forward. I believe the name you were looking for is Steve Nash...

[dehardehans]

@tgfoo ehh the black guy said white people cant play basketball, Nowitzki kicked wade and james ass, and I could make a counterjoke about the other part too but, that would go too far for some folks

[Writhed]

@Jarezev, thanks for explaining what was funny about the joke I would have never understood it otherwise.

[xerke]

What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by their last names.

[xFrostyHD]

@xerke Let me guess. You came here from reddit?

[colmas]

@xFrostyHD

he's stealing that man's material! what a big fat phony!

[xerke]

@xFrostyHD Yes, I mean..No

[trademarktaz]

this joke isn't really racist or offensive. there's more distasteful and just plain racist ones.

[Lambrechtsen]

@trademarktaz They clearly mean that they wouldn't want their sister to date a black man because he is black. That IS racist. However, to get offended by a joke like this is ridiculous.

[trademarktaz]

@Lambrechtsen to say it as a joke is one thing and to be serious would be another. in the movie it was really just a joke. besides, everyone knows white girls love black guys.

[murdamane88]

racism is for losers....seriously

[eksiarvamus]

@murdamane88 labelling things as "racist" is for losers. Jokes about ethnic/racial differences are the best ;)

[murdamane88]

@eksiarvamus hmmmm

[taylorferry7]

Black people steal.

[wwefanworld]

Oh of course some HollyWood Movie Jewboy director would find the "How good we fuck your women" funny. I don't want to watch some monkeys dunkin' either on the T.V.

[BklynBryan]

LOL at the token black guy trying to tell a joke when HE IS THE JOKE!!! ROTFL

[Be1smaht]

@BklynBryan He really isnt the joke. THe idiot who told it is. WHose laughing at the end lol... HE had an EXCELLENT COMEBACK!

[richig761]

@Be1smaht The first joke was hilarious too. The black guy just had an even better comeback. LOL

[thethethe556]

yeah they alays win it. but why are black people so good at basketball?

because they steal, run, and shoot.

YEAH!!!

[Be1smaht]

@thethethe556 ... dont forget how much we score.

Affirmative action anyone, anyone? Oprah. Oh and which nations got a black president now? WE DO !! :) lol

[Rod1stiffington]

Come on shut the f--k up there jokes in a movie!!!!  Stop being dillholes....

[chrisjeh24]

racist jokes are awesome, it just makes black people look bad cuz there are no good jokes about white people:D

[OBAMAisHalfCaste]

@chrisjeh24 Here is one great (joke) why do millions of White women world-wide give birth to half-caste biracial children. Because White children amount to nothing but shit and failures (JOKE).

[EzPz8]

noone plays basketball anyway... :s

[Dipstikk]

Man, whitey can't take a joke.

STOP BEING SO POLITICALLY CORRECT, OLOLOLOLO

[CAMWIZZZLE]

OHhhHHHHHHHH yay black guy in your face white guy

[duodu2000]

What's the difference between WilsonGuitar whore of a mother and the bus?

Youre always guaranteed and excellent service with Wilsons mom. LMBAO

[duodu2000]

logant44 who care, like a give a fuck moron.

[bnote1990]

lmao @ the end...so true

[WilsonGuitar]

Why don't black women wear panties to picnics?

To keep the flies off the chicken.

[Nick7nick]

They may have flies, but you obviously have crabs.

[7milejog]

what do u call white people on the beach?  burn victims

[dukenthaylor]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­h!

[richpunk55]

why dont most black ppl have dreams...

becauz the last one got shot

[ladykillertime]

what do you call two black guys walking down the street with two white guys

me and my unracist freinds

[WilsonGuitar]

That or a gay reality show on MTV

[basketballchamp00]

y do blck people hate country music?

cuz evry time they hear the word hoe down they thnk thier sisters been shot

[shmayy]

@basketballchamp00 that joke is not even clever duke

[rockxxwhite]

What do you call to white people on wall Street?

Corrupt ponzie schemers!

[brrytucker]

what do you call 2 black people on a bike?

organized crime

[Nick7nick]

What do you call three black man on your wife?

One of the most popular pornos of all time.

[aplayaz2000]

lmao good joke

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

"what do you call it when a black woman has an abortion..?"

"crime prevention."

[Nick7nick]

Too bad you couldn't prevent being nailed in the ass by your granddad when you were five.

[way2cuzzy]

THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS

[princessazula777]

he turned around late.

[sdwboi]

OOOOOOH LOOL SHAME !

[flipstylez1]

i'm a dumbass, i dont get the joke.. i get what the black guy was sayn but not when the white dude said it.. explain..

[JackPantzMoney]

The joke is that as a white dude you wouldn't want your sister dating a black dude........"I'm dating a point guard" who is white.

[bryant16319]

hahahaha

[MichaelRacz91]

looool

[Princ3omari]

lmaoooo.. power to the black dude.. what a perfect landing

[mc50cents]

lol

[darkrosestar]

lmfao, i busted a nut laughing

[BullRonin]

Great joke, greater comeback

[perfectxxsoulja3]

wow that stupid so funny i love it

[ChinkyAznDude]

lol that was funny

[dagroundNpound]

hahahaahh great

[duodu2000]

HA ha ha hah, excellent comeback.Man those crackers never saw that coming.

[irtehpwnt]

listen here nigger, my brother didn't go to nam so you fuckers would run your mouths all day. Man, Lincoln fucked up.

[Percyhalfpig]

Not as badly as your parents, obviously.

[mitzibishi]

this dude didnt go to NAM, plus black & whites fought in NAM, if i he fought with blacks race wouldnt be a question, another dumbass kid pretending to have more knowledge than he does. full of shit

[Dipstikk]

@mitzibishi Oh, come on, cracker, stop being so politically correct and sensitive.

Am I right? Am I right?

[Thevideopyramidhead1]

Do you even fucking know what happened in 'nam? I doubt you do. I'm more than willing to bet you're some fuckface little 14 year old kid running around with nothing to do but pretend to be smarter than you really are. Grow the fuck up.

[mrcritic1]

I gues you would lose that bet.

Why dont you get on your knees & suck my dick, dumb piece of shit

Gay douchebag.

[Thevideopyramidhead1]

Hahaha. Oh my fucking god. It's like you think you're better than me. It's fucking hilarious. You're telling me to get down on my knees and suck your two-inch dick and you have the nerve to call ME gay?! Holy shit dude. You have horrible ways to insult people. You talk the talk,but I bet all the money in the world I could drop your ignorant ass in under 5 seconds.

[mrcritic1]

I see

[Thevideopyramidhead1]

I win dude... Try your insults elsewhere. Maybe you'll do better pissing off little 13 year olds...

[mrcritic1]

You win...Hahahahaha, this isnt Grand theft auto.

Why dont you check your Page comments before getting happy.

Little boy.

I couldnt reply here because Youtube didnt let me.

Ok Timmy?

Cant believe i'm arguing with a small child with a gay fitted hat.

[Thevideopyramidhead1]

Yeah and this is fucking youtube. Not 'Yo Mamma'...

Why don't you fuck off?

Little boy? What the fuck man? Dude I'm in my 20's. And my name's not Timmy.

I can't beleive I'm arguing with a guy who never had a father figure and has nothing to do but take out his anger on youtube, Which is pathetic. Grow up dude...

You obviously have big time daddy issues and are probably a child born of incest. Go back to the hills and eat raccoon...

[dethis7766]

@Thevideopyramidhead1 i know ull drop him...... fuking racist people

[logant44]

@duodu2000 crackers wrote that joke idiot

[chefawkes]

@logant44

no. racially enlightened gentlemen who happen to be white wrote that joke.

[wwefanworld]

@logant44 No Jewboys wrote that joke

[vonversace]

LMAOOOO, THAT WAS GREAT.

[greg5566]

Artie might be the worst actor of all time.

[xSchottNyC]

yea lets get drunk and high homies

[Jarezev]

That joke was funny. The black man countered it with a joke of his own, which was also funny. We should all be able to tell racist jokes and laugh at them.

[SweetBrwnSuga]

yeah im glad i waited for that cause i was lookin like ... okay... waw that sucked but yeah dude got him.

[supertight1]

I totally agree with you Jarezev. Racism is a horrible sickness. The racism shit has to stop. I love everyone.

[666Zombiekill]

u love arabs?

HAS THE WORLD GONE CRAzY

[joker1yahhh]

fuck off dude... that was racist

[666Zombiekill]

chill, i was just kidding

[fingerprint211b]

@Jarezev niggers. lol.

[iraqiShi3i]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha amazing man thats the shit!!!

[iraqiShi3i]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha amazing man thats the shit!!!

[Ndgold22]

lol

[qtrust]

you all argue like kids!

[koubaisy911]

Oh that artie

[Blader2600]

that was a good comeback from artie.

[erricom]

I agree with southyr, there are many movies that are hilarious that don't do that well in box office and this movie i can't believe didn't do well, the first time i saw this movie i almost couldn't stop laughing the entire movie, o yea and its sweet that they filmed this in my home town and I go to this field all the time

[armst012]

your stupid and u fail at life.

[southyr6]

beer league is fucking hilarious. anyone who didn't think so has a dry shitty sense of humor. just because a movie isn't a box office hit doesn't make it a bad movie. don't forget, titanic made tons of money and was a big piece of shit.

[madness410]

wtf r u kidding me? titanic was the shit u retard. go back to liking ur stupid movies...punk

[armst012]

I know what your here for and Im not gonna let you Blow Mez...

[madness410]

thats not what im here for jerkoff...

[mingy88]

true!

[daverm98]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP! Have another drink, Artie.

[divinespirals]

Dayum. Zing! Black man gets two points...no pun intended :)

[reptilemen]

This movie is funny as hell.  Jealousy will get you nowhere.

[zWITCHYWOMENz]

this movie so bad,it was the last showing of any movie, me and my hubby we were the only ones sitting in the entire theatre on a friday night! We walked out 45 min it...The fat guy cant act either it was really,really bad.

[timsartsite]

your a chick right? nuff said.

maybe you would have been happier watching titanic or the jane austen book club.

[dhildemann]

Congratulations to Artie Lange for having one of the lowest grossing movies in the history of film. $276,000 so far- a quarter of a million. What an embarrassment.

[timsartsite]

a great movie measured by how many people went to see it in new york over one weekend

[rextside]

Thanks for posting

[jidar]

hahahhaha