Future Darwin Award Winner

[reachsucks]

He is a dumbass

[Obiione21]

actually nvm its definitely the clash its just my headset was half unplugged...

[Obiione21]

is that... The Clash ??? london calling ? but all warped and stuff...

[OU812ICRUNVS]

Hopefully this idiot won't have kids who inherit his stupidity gene!!!!

[spinjector]

omg i hope the rim wasn't dented! hey what was that funny noise?

[spinjector]

omg i hope the rim wasn't dented!



[ImTheDruggernaut]

If he would've died, this guy would be eligible for the Darwin Award, but he isn't because he's still alive.

[00Muttley]

If you're going to do something a little risky, where injury is almost a certainty...you really should embrace it and not scream like a little girl! Have your safety man stop the traffic, or at least spot approaching vehicles for you. Dumbass!

[energeticallybored]

Yes, in this great world of ours, there are stupid people, and there are unlucky people. This is one of those rare times, we actually get to see someone who is not only stupid and unlucky, but who has the forethought to record it for all to see.

And the lesson? Don't be this guy.

[rolfen]

WTF is wrong with you people. This can happen to anyone. How do you think accidents happen??

[sevensixtwomm]

@rolfen Stupidity?

[uberowo]

@rolfen I can only speak for myself when I say; This could not happen to me.

[Peter20UK]

@uberowo I second that, this could not happen to me either (i don't rollerblade for a start)

[BASEBRAT22]

London Calling - THE CLASH!!

[EthanLS311]

What an idiot

[TheShame311]

Driver: huh?

Driver's wife: i think it was a cat!

[painkillerzman]

I hope the guy is going to pay for the damage he might have caused to the S.U.V.

Poor Explorer. :(

[Hyacinthesis]

lmao @ his scream. It sounded like someone stepped on a cat's tail.

[PonyHaven]

Oh, that poor wheel. I hope the treads didn't get full of moron ;) .

[JohnCenaFanWWE1993]

is it fake??

[deletedtarget]

I'm going to put a "i hope the car is ok" comment because I'm sure I'll be the first to do so. Hmm, maybe I should look at some of the other comments first. Nah, I'll definitely be the first to come up with it.

[OTULP62]

did he damage the suv im worried.

[DarkGlobusO]

lol...he only got a bleeding knee out of it...

[davidls11]

Not quite as good as the one where a guy dances in front of an ice cream truck.

[philtripe]

i love how she doesnt even hit the brakes

[Drivinfast247]

@philtripe Im not sure what video you are referring to. But I, and Im sure many others, can clearly see her hit the brakes.

[philtripe]

@Drivinfast247 after she runs him over...little to late

[j33dup]

oh my god! is the car alright?

[Bowfinger6383]

blade wearing speed bump attacks soccer mom's suv, film at 11

[misaluvakatsa]

any "man" that straps wheels to his shoes and calls himself an extreme sports person desrves this anyway...bladers suck...and thats why i hate my neighbor ^_^

[skates89]

@misaluvakatsa Dont you know That Hockey is the original Extreme sport

[NintendoSwii]

Hahaha, imajine a man on rollerskates flying down a rail and sliding under your car out of nowhere. Thats great.

[DancingDruidStudio]

OMG is the SUV OK?!?!?!?!?!

[10ManCity10]

he just gets right back up.

[mpeterson159]

and you know that it was a women driver ZING jkjkjkjkjk

[gunninlinguist]

That guy probably has internal bleeding from the force of that SUV. Probably had to go to hospital later. Gnarly!

[d3nikk]

"Honey, I think you hit something"

[umahuma4]

@d3nikk "Nah, its just a speedbump."

[Timsprojects]

@d3nikk no we didn't get back down there lol

[XHairXMetalXMagicX]

death to all roller skaters

[QuailBirdBob]

Double tap

[taxe0]

double kill

[MrKawolsky]

hohoholly shit almost die, but hahaha

[aznzero12]

good thing he wore his safety helmet :D

[Glanur2]

...and stands up like nothing happened?

[sper1025]

wtf dame

[HalfofTear]

His head goes under the tyre. OWW

[Kidlink77]

Wouldn't call this a Darwin Award. The kid wasn't acting stupid, he just didn't see the SUV. Now if he had decided to pull this stunt on a sloping on ramp into heavy traffic during rush hour on the highway, THEN he would be a Darwin Award winner.

[tokyo1crates]

stupid coz he didnt take proper precautions maybe? or choose a location without having someone spot for fraffic?

deffo a darwin future candidate....

[FishinSchool]

@Kidlink77

Are you kidding? read the Darwin Award website. No one intentionally kills themselves, most of it is completely by accident. They all unintentionally fall off a cliff or something.

[Kidlink77]

Dude, I posted a story there. Take into the account the camera man. He might have spotted for trafic and given the okay to go. How do we know he wasn't trying to kill off this kid? Plus, it's a parking lot with only 1 moving car that we can see.

Kids do this stuff all the time, and getting hit by a moving car while doing this isn't unusual. This was nothing excellent, therefore lacking veracity, therefore not rendering it a Darwin Award.

[TheeBaker]

@Kidlink77 nice! xD and all true!

[oliverfransson]

What the hell is a Darwin award?

[JBofBrisbane]

The Darwin Awards are handed out each year to the people who contribute to the viability of the human gene pool by taking themselves out of it in the most stupid way. It is actually possible to receive a Darwin Award without dying - just render yourself incapable of having children.

[karlculator]

Laughing at peopleäs deaths is morbid.

[drhbettathanu]

allowing dumb fucks like this one to reproduce is morbid

[TheeBaker]

@drhbettathanu nah just because some one makes a massive mistake, doesnt mean their children will follow those mistakes! but christ, if the guy with the cam had stood the other side of the rail, he cudda seen the car, but back to the entrance not a good plan!

[ben99zona]

its natural selection at it's best

[bottlecapbill19]

Haha he screemed like a little bitch... should have watched for traffic dummy... and the even stupider thing about this is the dude in the SUV is the one thats probly going to get sued...

[ajgrovery]

people doing stupid stuff and nearly dying.

sounds like the darwin awards but without actually dying

hence it says "future"

u get it?

[ben99zona]

... buddy nearly killed himself with his stupidity.... thats the definition of the awards

[datzfast]

only if he attacks life with such gusto

[Bigb2059]

what was he thinking? like he didnt think that maybe there was a car driving through the parking lot or something? what a idiot...

[rahaha29]

Hope this stupid motherfucking asshole has to wash cars and mow lawns for the driver of the SUV for the rest of his miserably retarded existence.

[lupoluke]

it's fake,,,,

[smigbabb]

should of bin his head

[YOUTHENIZINGu]

curious though, was the explorer damaged? Alignment knocked out of wack? basically, is the SUV okay!?

[WhitewaLL407]

@YOUTHENIZINGu

woulda been funny

expedition though

[ElCreepoAustraliano]

@YOUTHENIZINGu God I hope so

[Misterb0z]

Would applying the brakes smear the guy across the road? Just wondering what the driver ought to do in that situation.

[Taheki]

reverse and make sure he's dead

[BOBWEISER69]

and then get the fuck out

[SpecialEdward121]

@Taheki: and burn the corpse so there's no chance of anyone harvesting the DNA that nature has so CLEARLY deselected.

[RandomRandy420]

why didn't this guy have a spotter?

[HSVDD]

Fuck rollerblading....bordeline gayshit!

go skateboarding or surfing....fudgepacker!!

[petestrat07]

I woulda done a burnout on that rollerbaldeing MOFO!

[nitrox30000]

geek  xD

[jookieloom]

I think this serves to prove definitively that rollerbladers are huge homos.

[delirio1987]

does getting run over prove homosexuality?

[alvisc2002]

it does when you get tiremarks :(

[kowalityjesus]

its very important to morons on rollerblades to get up immediately following their failure.

[thecashier]

or the idiot with the camera could of told him there was an SUV coming, considering the rollerblader isnt in a crosswalk or anything, he doesnt have right of way so its his own fault. You fly across parking lots with a feeling of superiority over 3000+ lbs of steel and metal than by all means do what he did

[GunmadMadman]

Its amazing he can stand after that

[Mastermax345]

the scream made me laugh

[twhite828]

I think I saw this video on Spike - some show with videos that make you cringe.

I think they said it ran over his HEAD. Which would be nothing short of a miracle.

I'll look around and see if I can find that.

[sparkiee93]

That's it's hollow.

[GetMeThere1]

it went over SOME part of him (his foot or hand), because the back of the SUV lifted up.

[callenishss]

assuming the skateboard was gone already

[GetMeThere1]

Ummm...I'm afraid "the skateboard" never made it into the video. He's not USING a skateboard.

[callenishss]

car must hav run over his skates cuz he just gets up right afterward

[GetMeThere1]

maybe. Or else it ran over his feet or lower legs and didn't break anything--which is what I think happened.

[callenishss]

holy shit how unusual. maybe the skates were strong

[Extnoob]

Don't forget to take into account the car might have used the E-brake, so the force may have lifted the back of it up for a second or so.

[GetMeThere1]

That's a strange thing to say (if you mean the "emergency" brake, which is more suitably known as the "parking" brake). I've never heard of anyone using this for a fast stop, and indeed, it would serve no purpose--stepping on the foot brake hard applies all the braking power available to the car.

Furthermore (as far as I know--but I'm hardly a car expert), parking brakes actuate the REAR brakes, which would pull the rear downward.

[royfokkerss]

Actually no, just stepping on the breaks does not apply all available power to the car necessarily. Most production cars are set up with a front brake bias, which means more of the braking power is applied to the front. The hand brake is also a separate system from the hydraulic system and and actuates the rear brakes through a mechanical system.

[GetMeThere1]

Are you just looking for an argument? There is no way to apply braking force to a car that would apply more braking force than stepping on the brake pedal. ALL modern cars are capable of exerting MORE braking force by stepping on the pedal than is USEFUL in stopping the car: i.e., there is enough brake power to lock the wheels into a skid (ABS actually MITIGATES the full, constant braking force, to avoid locking the wheels).

[Veece07]

agreed, locking the brakes increases stopping distance.

[RandomRandy420]

actually no it doesn't it depends on road conditions.

[Veece07]

K, well you try that next time your tying to avoid something, trust me, you'll hit it. Look it up.

[GetMeThere1]

Suffice it to say that NO action by the driver of a large American SUV as shown here, at that speed, could serve to lift the back wheels off the ground.

[Extnoob]

I was just counting the possibilities.

[0x80]

Clearly the noob, is a noob.

How fitting.

[Extnoob]

How hilarious!

You're a genius!

Did you think of that all by your self?

Wow. I admire you. I want to BE you!

[enjoiskater8473]

no noob

go suck one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BHAHAHA

[channeleightyfour]

"Ahhhh" -Like a girl

[InThaBronx]

ahh er schreit wie ein weib

[Killerbaby8]

Top of the idiots

[katiodn]

MY NAME IS GARRETT OMG

[fluffiness2]

lol

[olkawolny]

omg!

[Asalieri]

It would have been so much cooler if he HAD gotten run over!

What bad timing...

[doots88]

He only got a little tiny scratch on his knee!!!

[sonytheone]

HAHAHA shit thats unlucky

[tetsuyaxxx]

no... he's just an idiot

[clearfox7]

is it just me or did it look like he took a hit from a joint before he did the death-run??

[Filiger]

What song is this =]?

I love how the car actually ran him over. I've never seen that.

[myrmecoid]

The Clash - London Calling

[404040wolf]

Well he's on his way..

[kurokasumiwannabe]

way to cover your boy, cameraman

[craphit]

hahahahahhah

[sponge4712]

wow how the hell does he get up that fast after that?!?! rofl that was sick

[clearfox7]

it's gotta be the adrenalin...or drugs, never can tell which

[gocubsgo99]

dumbass you usually check for cars before doing that......i wouldn't try that anyway

[ParamoreWorshipper]

PWN3D!

[terrerty123]

OWN3D

[killtwothis]

OMG obviously fake, u can tell the car has been made form papier mache and a few left over cereal boxes and theyre not even real stairs just a cardboard cut out with a picture of stairs printed on them, and hes clearly dead, im mean it wus the force of the fake car hitting him that made him spring back to his feat in pain! so fake, obviuosly! my god theres some reatards on here!

[sponge4712]

dude thats fucking real

[redrumtd]

the car even tryed to stop. u saw the break light gone off

[mma600psi]

I agree, but its obviously a studio the "sun" is in one spot and the shadows are facing another way, just like the moon landing video!!!

[kylehall696]

wtf u talkin bout, shadows r pointin away from the sun, like they should

[mma600psi]

Nope you are wrong, you can even see the old set from the moonlanding video in the background look at 0:18 and you can totally see it. Also this was obviously filmed at 29 fps and speed up to make it look more "real", any 15 year old can see that!!!

[Crowbarboy]

yup the moonlanding was totally faked, man never landed on the moon and ever fuckin space walk, rover or satelite is a figment of our imagination. in fact, space doesn't even exist. your fucking retarded mma.

[kavtor]

crowbarboy.. Pliz can u send me the fact that thers no space!! pliz if u know it so well. But i agree on the moon part fake video, the american flag was moving But it shouldent move cuz thers no wind on moon..

[Crowbarboy]

sarcasm dear friend of course space is real. you ever think that the people making the consiracy theory movies are lying and they just edited the tape? no of course its always the government.

[pokermaster54]

kavtor wins the darwin award for demanding evidence for your sarcastic remark that space doesn't even exist.

Now all we have to do is shoot him in the head to make sure that his genes won't be passed down.

[eyeAMtwinkEE]

You are funny.

The movement of the flag is from the people PUTTING THE FLAG IN THE GROUND!

Idiots.

[michaelchestnut714]

ehh, were u on the darwin awards or just a future nominee????? Where the fuck are we launching all these satillites and spaceships... how does my gps and cellphone work.... Hollyshit government conspiracy.?.? Or just technology...

[michaelchestnut714]

i agree with crowbarboy

[mma600psi]

Nope you are wrong, you can even see the old set from the moonlanding video in the background look at 0:18 and you can totally see it. Also this was obviously filmed at 29 fps and speed up to make it look more "real", any 15 year old can see that!!!

[fakemail4suckers]

roller blader pussy

[t3rrorcorps]

now whay that car was fake

[iceeeeeeeeeeeee]

fake...

[Uaz31]

Fake! the car was a cardboard cutout as u can clearly see

[qtox1991]

wtf its not cardboard! u can see the wheels moving and the brake lights come one dumb ass

[wopcswho]

mmmmm... so that car was card board ok...DUDE THAT THING WASNT CARDBOARD dummbas god how can u think that that is cardboard

[bblauter]

everythig was card board, the skater, the truck, the rail, even the camera...

Good eye uaz31

[maysausage]

if he was dead you cant stand back upc again+ well wouldnts the driver notice not keep driiving!? =-/

[quagmirerocks]

Well if his ballsac didnt get popped. Im sure he got a hella of alot of internal bleeding/trauma

[shit4datube]

wait if he did infact die then he would not have been able to stand back up? or would he?

[skierfreak543]

WHAT A RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Didopan]

LMFAO! XDD!!!

[cyanidemaiden]

DAaaaaaaaang!!!!!

[tangent272]

Actually, I reakon the screamer sounded like a girl becuase she was a girl, behind the camera, watching a guy almost die in front of her.

[OriginAndAbsolution]

almost die my ass

[craized247]

LOL! he sounded like a girl when he screamed rofl omfg but still grinds a pole wid skates =O

[Squival138]

In all fairness I don't blame him for screaming but it was well funny the way it sounded though

[MickShaftItsAPun]

His scream did sound pretty funny .But to be fair, if I was hit by a car I don't think I'd really care how stupid I'll sound if I scream.

[HaloFrisbee]

How did he stand up?

[OriginAndAbsolution]

with his fucking legs

[unionpro]

ha-frikkin HAHA dumass - - -make your parent proud YOU - - out of the gene pool!!! Backward-ass countyry fykks

[pavlos999]

I wonder what he was thinking in mid air?

[dModer101]

What a cock!

[bulldoged187]

hope the car was okay

[skunkaholik]

he scream lika a biaaaaatch

ahhahahahahahahha

dumb ass

[MisterMysterious]

lmao He screamed like a bloody emo kid.

[haftaby]

I can't believe he got back up either!

[byzzers]

Wait a minute... Did he get back UP after that? :-)

[djpalme]

Defenetely wouldn't say this is a "future" Darwin Award Nominee. It was an Accident. Though he was stupid enough not to ensure that nobody would drive there.

[macer2k7]

hes scream lmao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaaahahahahaha­hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah­ah

[sektr7g]

his little scream while he gets run over is hilarious!

[Talik13]

what a retard. im sure he broke his leg at Least

[yawalat]

J'espère qu'il n'a pas esquinté la voiture ...

[RemiFreemouv]

..! Vous pouvez pas faire attention?!!!

[pers123123]

moze boli czy nie?

[hordaaak]

omg zal !

[KrispyKangaroo]

OUCH!

[xGOWxFREAK]

he got up and skated away, so it couldnt be that bad

[Jac7k]

he wasnt feeling it yet; im sure he was in incredible pain right afterward. same thing happens to the guy who fell off the leap of faith, but im sure he shattered his elbow.

[Haakon45]

DONT REPRODUCE!