The Harvard Of All Harvards!!!

[AlesandroMoon]

Hey monty is this camp elan? the story you talked about in a recent video I'm not sure just curious though. 

[HUSKY5757]

LOL, that was one of the BEST of the BEST storires I've heard in ages! And one of the most HILARIOUS too! Man Montagraph, you are kick-ass. Nice going. I hope you post up some more stories like this one!!!

[xsashulyax]

They call these places rehab now.

[ikkfu]

We call people like you cunts now.

[mo0kie333]

STFU!!!

[JTBrooks1990]

OMG!!! that just a amazing story.

[ChowChowMann]

Thats from the Shining,and how can you fit a foot in a shoe backward????Won't fit.Good story lambchop,Kupkake.LOL.

[moxie3672]

Fucking Brilliant. I will remember that.

[MyDocumentaries]

Is it really possible to tie your shoes backwards? I have a big foot... :/

[OldschoolDresta]

no its too big

[StinkyKnobcheese]

Damn, that's brilliant!

You know, if there is ever a King and Queen of YouTube I am officially motioning for Monty as King. And Furni as Queen.

King Monty, has a cool ring to it!

[DIEBUNNYHATER]

LOV'D IT! I love stories like that!  :)

[segroves]

dude you totally need a studio and audience!

[TeeElOhEl]

Damn, I will have to keep that in mind.

[Garbonzo07]

montagraph u fucking rock

i rly needed to be cheered up

thanks coomrade

[leArchomme]

Lol, that's a good idea. I like all of your videos, but I especially like those like this one that are humorous but at the same time give good advice.

[TheCZMan]

I am looking for a Papy vid, the one on Obama the Kenyan...

I cant find it anywhere on this channel...

[OldschoolDresta]

ur gay

[Garbonzo07]

keep it in ur pants

[bitRAKE]

Witch nipples, a fight, and an escape - that story has it all!

[ZeroRomeo]

GREAT STORY!

[halflife2forlife]

you remind me of someone in my family lol

[AngryAussie]

Why did they have to keep using the "P" words? :D

[PCMagic]

Amazing story! Hopefully more very soon!!

[cynlynj]

Great story. How long were you there?

[LiarsNightmare]

If I was your step dad, I'd work ALL YEAR to send your ass away (far away!) Hahahah

Sorry I missed your call

[Hawgzilla14]

Google the school for the web page. Maybe they have reunion weekends....hehehehehe. Hey man if you're ever in the area again, look me up

[Hawgzilla14]

My friends wife worked there for several years but I'm sure it was long after you enjoyed your time there.

[ShawnHydedotcom]

I can confirm monty does not use spam, I would hafta kick his ars if he did cause I host all of his sites.

[Montagraph]

Yeah he does and he has for over 10 years!!!

[pajamadude15]

This was a great story.

[wingnut4427]

lmao ! Nice story !

[Hawgzilla14]

Hey Monty...that place sound like it's the one the next town over from me. Had a friend that worked there as a "councilor" several years back....it's a small world man!!

[Montagraph]

It was located in Poland Springs. Do you know the name of it?

[Hawgzilla14]

Yeah It's called Elan School right on Range Pond chain of lakes. Right next door to my home town...too funny man!!!

[davidproper]

oh now that was a good one. lol

[electroapprentice]

That was horrible, You made me spit milk all over the computer screen! Just kiddin , loved it.

[AiresQX4]

I was kicked out of school and sent to a place where they put you in 3 by 4 foot cells

with a steel door and little window. I thought that was fucked up but it sounds like your place was much worse, psychologically atleast.

[Jahan917]

Schools, Colleges are all BS knowledge and History are changed in favour of who have the most power, things are hidden from us, I just got finished watching a video about the History of Mankind and how things that might disprove evolution where not allowed to be brought forth into scientific view ... Its all BS and I'm saying this even though I go to College

[Lacybunny]

ROFL...loved the story!

[kablah8900]

ur pupils look slit... ahhhh reptillian.... hehe nah im jus kiddin, its the light. XD

[morfeeene]

just get a glock and skip donning shoes bacwards

[dychr]

LMAO!! Awesome story... 5*****

[badchannelz]

Wait... you think it might be easier to get a pair of shoes, cut the soles off, and sew them on backwards? You could probably move better that way, provided you have a sewing kit available.

[novanine]

Great story.

But how the hell do you put your shoes on backwards? There would be nowhere for your toes to go!

[IBTMorimoto]

Very interesting story.About the ending,that was simple yet brilliant idea lol.

[JacobTheRedWolf]

OOOOHHH, THAT IS FUCKING WICKED SMART!! That's a brilliant idea!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm remembering that forever!!!

[GalacticAlignment]

If you have the will and the fight in ya, it seems you'll come up with the crafty stuff to succeed.

[DoggBisket]

Now that was pure genious.

[TimberGeek]

Brilliant!

[satanicbakedbeanz]

Great story. You can tie your shoes on backwards if you rope the shoe around your foot. Well more crackdown laws hitting the UK today, they want to stop cigarettes being sold in shops. They also want cigarette vending machines to be removed. What a bunch of assholes!

[Montagraph]

Well, where would you buy them then?

[nasanction]

lol, Great story!

[TomiBonTomi]

Hmm... how can you tie your shoes backwards? Can't imagine it. Nevermind. What a great story. Like I said before, I find your "Storytime" videos the best!

[Montagraph]

Off topic, everyone is still on for the D4U video on Thurs. :)

[TomiBonTomi]

Thanks for keeping me up-to-date, Monty.

Heaven Ice Day!

[TatsuOyama]

Did you hear about the NEW NEW NEW Guantanamo Bay 9-11 confessors? I was rolling over that one. I love your vids and you owe yourself a good laugh. Go look it up. Love the story as always! Great vid!

[pewpie99]

haha! love it.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahahah..monty..u get arrested for spittin in someones face these days..lol....

[Methadone4Life]

You spin a good yarn bro! Take care my friend.

[Ishmulel]

lawls, awesome story

[Hopefl1]

Spam software? Does that come in a can too?

[BlackLookingGlass]

Cool story..

[Robert697]

TFF .. a relative of mine is a border agent. I got plenty of ideas from him as to how to avoid .. well .. HIM hahahaahaha

They are trained by real Navajo trackers. The backward shoe trick would work only on amateurs. So the Venezuelan was right ... those guys DID suck!

Great story! 5*

[brengale]

now that was some good strategy he had good tip to and something that will stick in my head too.!

[m1dnightshow]

that was a great story.

[magichandpuppet]

great story :) ...hopefully I won't have to use the escape trick after the 20,000 troops (plus 100,000 blackhawk mercenaries) come to my town to round us freethinkers up.

[zwarst]

Or you could tie two extra shoes to walking sticks so they wont know if your com'n or going. hahah.

[mpoertner]

THAT is an OLD Indian trick. My dad taught it to me.

[Montagraph]

Really?

[SilverTimberwolf]

man monty i love storytime too it kicks ass good strategy for the the NWO tracjkrs victim HAHA LATER!

[jfooj]

I saw some pictures of 'Nam boots that had feet as soles. Don't think they worked too well though. Them Viet Cong smart.

[joshlvn1979]

Awesome!!!! PEACE for now!!

[Kelo60]

God I missed story time.

[Montagraph]

I know, it's been for ever! Me so sorry! :)

[JamJells]

Pappy! Pappy! Pappy! Next to story time; these are fun to watch. Thank you for sharing your dark days in a good lite. Eff the jealous kids that want to tear you down for any reason. Know you're about those games anyway. WTO? Let that shit die! Along with Bush and gang going out next month, that should help shut some of that crap down also if more continue to become aware of the shades of our inner government that undermine what our country is about.

[LiarsNightmare]

Great story, Monty. The ole 'inverted moccasin' trick, ehhh?

I have a very similar story of an 'escape' in St. Michael's (scranton pa).

"..in a brass bra.." Hahahahaa

[Montagraph]

I just called you and left a long winded voice mail!

[evcrawfish]

too bad there aren't any cobblers left around. hell of an idea...

[denivish]

long stories are the best, keep em this way. love this shit

[jelly17000]

That sounds kinda illegal ^^

[harryman11]

A bit on the long side but that was a pretty good story

[bozzchem]

One can always remember that being the hunted puts them on a better plane than the hunter. Especially when the hunters are overconfident. A well placed strike to the back of the neck will relegate your hunter to a LONG night of sleep followed by a horrific headache the following day.

Find your spot, hunker down and wait. When they come for you, dispatch and be prepared to tell a better story than even this one!

The storyteller in this case is as good or better than the story.

Prost!

[ridethespiral23]

Monty I know just what you mean man I went to a wilderness treatment center in alabama named three springs, a program up in idaho called Elk Mountain academy and west ridge academy in utah (the worst one). They had really weird rituals like group huddles and scribed confrontations. One of the programs required you to snap your fingers rather than clap when you agreed with something. The programs were there for people with all sorts i could go on and on about it

[Montagraph]

Yeah, there too! I mean really weird "treatment"!

[LBCMADDOG]

get to the point lol

[btbking]

Do you make another hole in the shoe to fit your foot backwards?

[Justinfh2point0]

I would do that I make a complex track where I'm going forward backward, left, right etc

[cabaugh2003]

Spitting is disgusting! That actually made me kinda sick. But GREAT story!

[Justinfh2point0]

My Dad yells at me like that like once every 3 or 4 days. And I'm fucking 20 years old. AHAHAHAHA!...actually I'm serious.

[Montagraph]

Really? Does your Dad watch Youtube? Maybe Pappy could give him a few words! Ahahaha I am sure he would shit himself if he saw that!

[LBCMADDOG]

funny man good job 332

[Justinfh2point0]

If they did watch Youtube and saw my channel. They''d freak out and force me to delete my channel and take the internet out of the house...and I'm 20 fucking years old.

[BroughtUpFromZero]

Show us a DEMO of how to put shoes on Backwards

[GospelTruth777]

Man you crack me up!

[cooksterz]

Yikes, snotty yuckness. " Im banging your ole lady, blah blah blah bla!!" lmao Footprint stealth is helpful when you get hunted in the woods! :D

[Yarcofin]

Great story, but how the hell do you put your shoes on backwards??? Where do your toes go? Unless you cut the back off, then I don't know how they'd stay on.

[Montagraph]

Shoe laces! That is a man desperate to get away!

[jazzifarian70]

Yikes, you must have brassed off your step-dad bigtime.. More mental than physical, with spit dripping off, your face? With screaming voices behind, dat. Good Golly, Dude! Really cool one of the mates smoked the trackers & spanked em with it. I needs my Monty Story-Time..

[jakluk4]

*mental note: shoes on BACKWARDS* Got it Monty ;) Great story, altho the snotty spit on your poor face made me wanna gag! hahaha

miss u madly =)

[Montagraph]

It made me wanna gag as well! Just thinking about it makes me want to puke! Yucky!

[southernfried59]

I will remember that one, damn GOOD one. But to make a joke, 4" in Maine is a dusting (LOL)!! Peace

[FlowingGeisha]

Back that shit up. LOL.

[wolf2728]

shoes backwards! lol here is one to try! just do one shoe!~!! they will not know if you are coming or going lol!but if you keep your shoes on just cut the bottoms of an old pair and tie them on with small twin as to not be seen in the track! you do not have to put your shoes on backwards! give it a try! i wonder if this tip is in the old book strange markings in the sand by one hung low!? well happy TRAILS to you!

[TruthSeekerStarr]

That was damn good story man :)

I will always remember that one, that never has ever crossed my mind... :O

excellent story ...TY :)

[sbmillionair]

awesome

[JohnLWright]

MOnty. I cant get my cowboy boots on backwards

[Moona1966]

Um... You could always walk or run backwards. :)

[Gilgamesh73]

How can you wear ANY shoes backwards???

[Montagraph]

Shoe laces!

[southernfried59]

Think about it friend, how could you make that workout?

[geroldkid]

Very good story! Thank you for making me hate spit now.

[Montagraph]

Ahahahah, I still hate it along with all the bad breath! Yuk

[Medusa72]

Ok, ok. Wait a minute, Monty. You mean to tell me we both grew up in Cobb County, Georgia, and we both got sent to group homes as children?

Too fucking weird!!!!

I went to Elks Aidmore in Conyers, GA. They didn't yell or spit though. They were quite nice in fact and I liked it there.

[Montagraph]

Yep! Both of us were troubled souls! See how well it did, for me? Ahahahaha

[czarwright]

backward escape=)

Classic in the art of war skills.

Peace=)

[Montagraph]

Yeah it is. The absolute Harvard of ALL Harvards! Wow!

[beetlespin91]

great vid monty, i like how it ended

[arn0ldaar0n]

its too bad that Jason wasnt around to

meet the counselors...

[Montagraph]

"Jason"?

[Moona1966]

I think they mean from the Friday the 13th movies, Monty. :)

[Montagraph]

Ah, I got it! Thanks!

[LBCMADDOG]

ok then ahahahhaahhhah 332

[leebob86]

Jason, the hockey mask and butcher knife wielding Jason from Cristal Lake. He dealt with counselors.

[mightybigjim66]

lol great tip monty loved the story peace bro.

[destructovision]

great story, and now i know how to wear my shoes on the lamb! Thanks! imma join the smokers now

[june201955]

I'll bet that you are always the life of the party!

[fckuvrymch]

its never nice when they gang up on you is it monty?

and the spitting has got to go!

[Montagraph]

Yeah, the spitting was just down right gross!

[VincentVonGoat]

and a pepper shaker - good story monty!

[Montagraph]

Pepper shaker? huh

[destructovision]

for the dogs bro

[VincentVonGoat]

destructo - E-X-Mutha-Fuckin'-XACTLY!!! SPOT ON.

...i don't know you - but I know you know what I'm talking about!!!

[destructovision]

oh yeah! Thats one scent trail a dog FOR SURE doesn't want to follow! I still get a kick outta the whole backwards shoes deal. How bout 1 4ward 1 backward just for laughs?

[VincentVonGoat]

Sorry Monty. That'd be a story of my own I guess. But you can see by 'destructovision' below - I'm not the only one who knows this.

...happened when I was a teen like you (you're not the only one in a juvy-camp - lol)

pepper throws dogs' scent. As kids (when up to no good) we'd routinely go out with pepper shakers on our BDUs.

[rj5150]

Cool Hand Luke style..lol

[VincentVonGoat]

I know it was a newman film & all, but I never saw it. did they do that in the movie?

[rj5150]

Yep. I never went to juvy camp so I had to learn from the movies.

[VincentVonGoat]

I'll check it out. an old g/f told me I should watch that movie.  BT don't fail me now...

[Laverty318]

aha, this was an excellent story, good as usual! :)

[Montagraph]

A bit long winded!

[fckuvrymch]

ooooooohhhhhh monty. i needed this.

can i have a cigarette now?

whew that was good.

[Montagraph]

Sure why not, burn one for me too! :)

[askvideos1]

Monty! I'm the first to comment

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