Jacobs: Satanic Humanism Behind Public Education

[forksmuggler]

The woman hears voices and thinks that snakes can talk. 'Nuff said.

[stormg8]

Do you like spoonerisms? I like spoonerisms. Here's one for you: This lady is one cupid stunt.

[zarucarsha]

I would classify my significant other as a Christian humanist. Argument is invalid.

[ofosusam]

Hi Ms Jacobs. can you give us the evidence for your god? Thanks.

[starscreamdkmo]

Jacobs is a direct result of what happens if a chick gets no dick

[mykelb]

Ms. Jacobs needs couch time 7 days a week and twice on Sundays with a lithium chaser.

[schlutorflyer]

Scary...The fact that people put their trust in a person like that who lies down and hears "God". To my way of thinking that qualifies you for some strong anti psychotics and a period in a good hospital with locking doors. That's the thing about religion and faith. You can behave like a person with an extreme mental illness and get away with it. If I started saying the Easter Bunny was talking to me, giving me guidance, I'd be locked up. We need to reject this rubbish and stand on our two feet.

[doctim11]

I can't wait for the Rapture to get these nuts out of here.

[kraut39]

"Since 1933 the education system has diluted, deceived, co-opted, by this ungodly system"--- are you saying that the american education system was better off then? I don't think so. If anybody is diluted its you Dr. jacobs

[AvaPozen]

I'm surprised this woman is so high-functioning and can dress herself and hold a microphone, because by God, she is the biggest reprobate thus far.

[fnh8340]

thank you satan for giving man humanism!

[autodidactbreather]

what a complete idiot!

[hiruc]

i want 2'17" of my life and the good health of my liver back, please.

[qixxxz]

Yes, they taught us to use skeptical thinking and to think for ourselves. Then the county collapsed into the most powerful economic and intellectual nation on Earth. See how other county's pass us by as we let you christians drag us down to this day? Your god is all but dead and powerless without the brainwashing you would inflict on our children in schools. Fear and hate are tools of your god and we know it now. You can blame the devil for our ills. We blame YOU!

[voyzovrezon]

The Boogie Man created humanism.

[GreenMoonArt]

why would anyone like humans anyway?

[Hyperion7433]

We are being influenced by crazy people, people who talk to themselfs for advice and actually expect us to take this interaction with god on merit? i didn't ask to be born into this crazy world but at least it's somewhat entertaining.

[DackIsBack]

How dare government indoctrination institutions compete with our religious indoctrination institutions.

[kendallgclark]

So, basically, if you have any moral sense with which to decide some acts are good while others are bad, then you're...the devil. Okay, got it, thanks for playing!!

[kendallgclark]

Co-opted *and* taken over. Oh, the horror!

[scrapeape]

Educational System taken over by Dewey? If only that were true. Instead, the Efficiency Movement & administrative progressives shaped education as we see it today more than any other factor I know of.

[mitchgunthorpe]

satan's awesome. if these are the types of people in heaven, I'll take the other place. Of course I mean Cleveland.

[Apashiol]

I really want to try smoking whatever lay her down on her face, hearing voices. Sounds like some wicked shit.

Though maybe you need to be batshit crazy before you get that effect.

[mahatmazero]

"Humanism says that Man is God." Classic fundie assumption. Humanists recognize that we don't need to worship anything. That's what really drives people like Jacobs off the rails.

[kyryll]

1:49- i am God

[Nielow100]

priceless

[aestevalis0]

I always think these fundie dildos can't possibly get more insane. And I'm always proven wrong.

[esiosan]

LOL this is hillarious and sad

[AberrantAlchemist]

How exactly does one lay on their face?

[inner200k]

@AberrantAlchemist very painfully, suggest watching some fail blogs lol

[vaporcentre]

Seeing as humanism was actually originally founded and funded by the church (before it broke off into a seperate movement that went "against" the church) during the European Renaissance...i find it rather hard to believe that humanism is now somehow the foundation of evil in our education system o.O well that and this bitch be trippin...but yeah...

[felixlighta]

This bitch needs a good stiff dick...

[doobiesmoke15]

I am soooooooo sick of christians

[yermomsboxx]

This women's cadence is enraging.

[mercer401]

God didn't speak to you. Those are just the voices in your head. Take y our meds.

[onslaught147]

This lady needs to read the Bible. 1 Timothy 2:11-13 "11 Let a woman learn in silence with all submission. 12 And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence. 13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve." She cannot teach a man. Adam came first, so she has to be second. It's funny, when she was reading the Bible she just kind of skipped that part.

[exgaysurvivordan]

it's called Humanism because we care about our fellow humans and not superstitions like "satan." We Humanists show a lot more love for our fellow man than christianists like Cindy Jacobs.

[smithbc81]

Freakin crackpot

[SuperContinuum]

We need more of these bat crap crazy ladies telling us how to live our lives.

[Gobear1]

Cindy Lou Who is clearly a heretic who hasn't read I Corinthians 14:24-35

34 Women[ should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the law says. 35 If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.

[Hdtexan]

Cindy ALWAYS brings the batsh@t doesn't she?

[Cabochon1360]

God seems to say contradictory things to different people. Sounds like a merry prankster.

[jaydogg2003]

It would be great if you could link to the full videos for contextual help.

[SuperGodless666]

God spoke to "Prophet" Cindy Jacobs-- why is it nobody has made a recording to share?

"Prophet"???? Shouldn't it be "Profit"?

[cryptosquid]

How can you be Satanic and Humanist?

[Blairtim69]

@cryptosquid

I was going to ask the same thing.

These people just say shit that sounds good. I guess if you base your entire life and belief system on a bizarre book of horrific fantasy stories, you will believe anything.

[SalemMoonlight]

Who is this woman? I've seen a few of her videos floating around and she seems to be another deluded person with a modest amount of followers. How on earth do these people get support and funding in the first place!?

[thefakeyeti]

humanists say that we can only use our intellect and our best ideas in order to decipher what is and what is not moral...

THEISTS come in, and pick up a ANCIENT book, and act like they KNOW what is best for us. And call the first group arrogant...

[MrRedthief]

She is so stupid that she does not know she just made the case for Humanism to her audience.

[lothor1234]

We sure do owe a lot to Satan then because of him the education system went on to empower may great thinkers to revolutionize technology, cure disease, bring stability to mentally ill patients and help some people affirm there faith as well as lose it. If her god does exists he is the truly evil one, willing to let the world die while he sits in the backround. Of course this is all fiction and we live in the real world, but she needs to have her book club so let her have it.

[ihatehoodies]

As usual, cherry picking from the Bible.

[VaiRoth]

What a stupid woman

[antipyrene]

Laws of Physics>iron age mythology

[aSheeple]

how vain do you have to be?

[aSheeple]

wow, shes so humble that she thinks the creator of the universe wants her to decide what all children should be taught in schools. not a council for each state, because everyone else is wrong. but just her deciding everything.... how vain do you have to be?

[ChipArgyle]

It never ceases to amaze me how deep a delusion can be without it being labelled a mental illness. And we let them have microphones!

[TheBasementAtheist]

Genesis 3:5 "Satan created humanism to destroy public education system"... Really? I kind of feel bad for her!

[dramon231]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah.....­..

ahahaha...

hah...

ooh wait.. shes serious?

[BrutusAndYou]

BrutusAndYou:  Cindy Jacobs Behind, over 93%, of stupidity in America.

[TheScientificTrinity]

Honestly, if Satan supported humanism, or was the foundation for it, I do believe I'd worship him and not God.

[jonnyclueless]

That's weird, I have always gotten my best advice from talking snakes....

[ButterflyChristie]

"..oh and Obama is the anti-christ too, and we will defeat the monkey people!.."

Crazy lady with a microphone doesn't = evidence.

[jimwalsh2001]

Satan also founded the Democratic Party...

[Buzzkillskeptic]

I'll just ignore all of her points bar one little factor she uses as her main argument. According to the original texts, Satan wasn't in the garden of Eden. There were 'satans' around (creatures doing god's bidding, and that's what satan basically meant), but not once in the original text does it say anything about anything bar a snake. Alas, I suppose if you can use a flimsy bronze age pretext for anything you can easily bend it more.

[AUSEAOTTER]

How do I teach the whole nation? Change the subject!

[AUSEAOTTER]

As a priest of the satanic education system here in Alabama I feel I must admit she is right. We have your children!!!!!! We get a bonus for every abortion we inspire! Eye roll idiots.

[donnyhubbard]

I got half way through this and then realized that it was not a joke. Oh crap, imaginary friends and talking snakes.

[AntiYourFacePhD]

BEHOLD!!! THE EVILS OF CRITICAL THINKING!!!

[sonoki82]

It looks like some dude had a massive orgasm right behind her.

[godlesswonder]

@sonoki82 Safe bet it wasn't 'because' of her!

[ambygirl1008]

Prophet of bullshit.

[the1tigglet]

I've seen what christian schools can do, my father has anger issues, has serious guilt problems all of his life that it's affecting his bodily and emotional health. What is he guilty of? he feels guilty that he wasn't there when we were kids when he was in the military, he feels guilty that he didn't have a better relationship with his kids, and he feels guilty that he didn't send us both to a catholic school. The three middle-eastern religions should be banned.

[2xtreem4u]

Stupid people make my head hurt!

[Eleutherarch]

HEY! I think the only rational thing I can do would be to put arrows through the knees of Cindy Jacobs and all the people that actually liked this video. Once immobilised, I could then proceed to put these 27 people into a room where they will be made to watch videos Christopher Hitchens for the rest of their existence, and to top it off? It'll all be in 240p. Seasons greetings and enjoy the Youtube cliches.

[Blairtim69]

@Eleutherarch

I am one of the people who clicked “like” on this video.

It is important to click “like” to help support Right Wing Watch, who posts these videos.

If too many people click “dislike” they won’t get viewed as much.

I believe it is important to support RWW as they expose these absurdities.

Why would you want to assault your fellow atheists?

[Eleutherarch]

@Blairtim69 Sorry - I got the wrong end of the stick. It was puerile.

[SuperGodless666]

@Blairtim69 Interesting comment about "like" and "dislike" voting-- I often "like" that someone made the effort to share the video to inform me of actions I "dislike". So how should I vote?

[Blairtim69]

@SuperGodless666

Normally I vote accordingly to the content of the video, but RWW has asked people to click “like” on these videos, because in the past they have received so many “dislikes” Youtube removed them for being offensive.

Have you watched the “hitchslaps” videos? I have been working my way through them. He can be wonderfully crass in debates.

[OrderoftheWhiteHand]

I <3 Dewey. 

[HorrorIllogium]

Foul

[capitaindouleur]

Ironically it is Yahweh that lied to Adam and Eve in the garden. He said the DAY they would eat from the fruit they would die. "Satan" (it is not mention in Genesis who the serpent is just that it talked) said that the day you eat it your eyes will open and you will be like god knowing good and evil. So what happened? Did they die? No...and what did god do? Well he said that now that they are like one of us we must stop them from eating from the tree of life and then kick them out. God lied

[pagancrone]

five words : Separation of Church and State. please leave your religion out of politics, you're disrespecting and infringing upon other peoples rights to freedom of religion as well as their first and second amendments. I respect you being Christian, but I do not think it's fair for you to force your beliefs upon an entire nation which is proudly the home of hundreds upon thousands of diverse groups of people.

[andybreeden]

Make her stop! Make her stop!

[VeritasLuxMea100]

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime. Teach a man religion, he'll die praying for a fish.

[khiber11]

This is comedy gold

[Jimb0can]

If these people take over the government I want to move to Canada.

[NeedsEvidence]

Delusional - good luck, America.

[Bookwyrm86]

Why is it when "God" speaks to someone it's always something that confirms their delusions? It's never a wake-up call.

[emerice]

Ahh christians proving you don't have to strap on a bomb to be bat shit crazy

[iruparatso]

@emerice Christians have done their fair share of bombing, lest we forget Oklahoma City.

[TheTruePooka]

Actually she's wrong. it was Sellars & Bragg who wrote it. Dewey was just one of the signers.

She's also wrong in her definition of humanism. But it sounds like about 99% of what she says is just plain wrong.

Maybe if she'd attended/ paid attention while at a proper humanist-satanic-public education school and not a religious school she wouldn't get he facts wrong.

[kmelfina]

caring about our fellow man because he is human... evil? Oh right, no crediting G-d or w/e.

[ZenoFerox]

Cindy Jacobs is the nutcase gift that just keeps giving. She is an invaluable example of the intellectual vacuity of the religious right and helps to discredit her movement every time she opens her mouth. "God" bless her!

[narutofan9999]

This woman needs help. Someone call her a doctor.

[pythor2]

If this be true then I'm a devil worshiper.

[aardvarkcustard]

What a gem from the moronic community! I think that we shouldn't engage with these idiots as their minds are so closed that it just would not be profitable.

[jacksawild]

Never trust people who have only one book.

[420gma]

@jacksawild Never trust someone who says god speaks to them !

[hznfrst]

This should have ended with the theme from Dragnet. It's amazing how much Stupid can be crammed into two minutes!

[SubconsciousGatherer]

"You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not pout, I'm telling you why: SATAN CLAWS is coming to town."

[popceed]

huh?

Geez lady, pretty fuckin thin...

[greenghost2008]

Hail satan.

[greenghost2008]

@greenghost2008 and the void,

[TheMurphy831]

There is something desperately wrong with your brain lady. You're using the Bible to prove...the Bible?? Circular reasoning?

[LetReasonPrevail1]

Cindy Jacobs is the dumbest cunt on the planet

[AzraelI666]

@LetReasonPrevail1 Please do not insult the cunts by comparing them with this thing.

[vdizhoor]

Idk, youtube just makes nuts available to a wider audience. "Prophets" be trippin. In Xtian holy texts, Jesus preached and prayed to God. Even He never said "I asked God, and God told me". And this (*khmm) lady is a speaker for the almighty? Anytime I see something like this - it makes me ashamed for the species. Still, despite this childish baggage, our genome has reached the Moon, wrote Ode to Joy, reduced crime and sent emissaries to the Stars. We must always vigilant against this darkness.

[MrTomfooligans]

lol

[kayak2004]

o_O what century are we in?

[Helpmeknowthings]

This woman seems to me like she has absolutely no sense of humor.

[mmawilldesha]

To say that humanism is satanic is to say that humanism is evil and no where in the bible does it state that humanism is evil or even hints at the existence of humanism. So she is using her own judgment of what is evil and not God's the same thing the talking snake in the bible said would make man like God and that would also explain why when she speaks to God he speaks back because she is God and she probably forgot to take her meds.

[Saebeck32]

Imagine no religion.

[GeauxTiger]

"I was so overwhelmed, I went and laid on my face."

Two things:

1) Clearly.

2) You did...what? You were overwhelmed, so you "laid on your face?"

Just...wow.

[EntinludeX]

@GeauxTiger You... don't lay on your face when overwhelmed, Outlander?

[DcEatsItsYoung]

So according to her, satan is a humanist...

[EntinludeX]

@DcEatsItsYoung Actually, according to the movie Devils Advocate,she's right. Al Pacino really is the best Satan ever.

[DcEatsItsYoung]

@EntinludeX

I actually considered that. Great movie. Pacino was amazing.

The Satan character Pacino played might think of himself as a "nurturing" humanist, but that doesnt mean he is one. Im pretty sure creating evil in the world and torturing people for eternity in the afterlife automatically disqualifies someone from being a humanist.

Also if i recall correctly he was kinda saying it in jest. Furthermore, isnt Satan a liar? Anything that character said could be trusted.

[EntinludeX]

@DcEatsItsYoung "I'm pretty sure creating evil in the world and torturing people for eternity in the afterlife automatically disqualifies someone from being a humanist."

Didn't god create evil & hell? Really, what is the devil but god's patsy?

"Furthermore, isnt Satan a liar? Anything that character said could be trusted."

Why? Because god said so? Good Guy Luricer: questions the established authority, invents critical thinking, feeds homeless?

I'm just sayin', consider ur source, mate.

[DcEatsItsYoung]

@EntinludeX

"Didn't god create evil & hell? Really, what is the devil but god's patsy?"

I agree. I view the fictional god of the bible to be a totalitarian dictator, who sanctions evil such as slavery, and genocide.

Sorry, when did Satan "feed the homeless?"

Still, the question is whether Satan is a humanist. If Satan were so adept at critical thinking and questioning authority, wouldnt he NOT want to do "evil" and torture people in hell if really was a humanist?

[EntinludeX]

@DcEatsItsYoung "when did Satan "feed the homeless?""

Satan was like," hey Eve, check out the apple". WTF story did YOU read? lol.

"If Satan were so adept at critical thinking and questioning authority, wouldnt he NOT want to do "evil" and torture people in hell"

Who says he does evil & tortures people? Didn't GOD invent evil & hell? Again, consider your source, mate. :D

[DcEatsItsYoung]

@EntinludeX

@DcEatsItsYoung

Adam and Eve werent homeless, they lived in "paradise."

Yes, i would agreee, god did invent evil and hell. But according to the story, the devil himself would say that he is responsible for evil and hell.

Im still failing to see a positive argument that satan is a humanist. Establishing that god is an untrustworthy source for the claim that satan is evil, still doesnt prove that satan is a humanist.

[EntinludeX]

@DcEatsItsYoung "But according to the story, the devil himself would say that he is responsible for evil and hell."

According to the story of the dictator in chief, of course the devil gets the blame. Why woudl Dear Leader take any accountability for the frame-job he's put the devil in? What a set-up. Poor, poor lucifer.

My cliant's been framed! Framed I tells you!

[DcEatsItsYoung]

@EntinludeX

Yes, god created the conditions for evil and hell. But the point is, if satan were truly a humanist, he would choose to rebel against the role that he had been sent to do. He would say, no fuck you, im not gonna do that. Clearly, according to the story, he doesnt rebel against that role.

[DcEatsItsYoung]

@EntinludeX

Ur right...god "wrote the story"...so its his word against satans. But i just meant that lying is a quality that Satan is associated with. Who made the claim that he is a liar is, to me, irrelevant. The claim is an established part of the mythology, its not like we are actually talking about something real.

[EntinludeX]

@DcEatsItsYoung "god "wrote the story"...so its his word against satans. ut i just meant that lying is a quality that Satan is associated with."

Right. According to god. The "thou shall not kill/slay the firstborn/blood sacrifice" guy.

...yeah, his word is rock solid.

"Who made the claim that he is a liar is, to me, irrelevant." Objection. Establishing the character of the 'witness'.

[DcEatsItsYoung]

@EntinludeX

I understand ur point, and clearly im not offering a defense on the character of god. However, im failing to see ur argument that satan is a humanist.

Again, i stand by the argument that someone that tortures people in the afterlife, by definition cannot be a humanist. Unless you are claiming that he doesnt "do" that, as that is just part of the story as written by an untrustworthy god. But if we arent going by the "story", then what else can we go by?

[Mattyb88ful]

deluded person.

[wolfden68]

1) The serpent wasn't Satan. 2) If the serpent was Satan/Lucifer, then God created him exactly the way he was. Angels weren't made with free will, so if Lucifer "disobeyed" God, or was jealous/greedy/arrogant, then that's because God made him that way, knowing all the while exactly what was going to happen. 3) Humans being just like God... And that's what God was trying to prevent, keeping Humanity ignorant and mortal, eternally dependent upon him for everything. Not a good god at all...

[Azrael666Azazel]

Lady you are the satanist for you clearly disobey the word of god. Does 1 Timothy 2:12 or 1 Corinthians 14:34 ring any bells? They should since they come from your own book. See according to your rules you don't get to tell us anything. In fact you are to remain quiet and it is wrong for you to try and teach men scripture. Sorry, but it's your book and your rules. I would rather have a bunch of "satanist" humanists running the country than you nut jobs.

[hejcoze]

Why can't she just STFU, and say "at all fine Jesusbookstores everywhere"? Just take sheeple's money and go away.

[theshocka1]

Well praise Satan for giving my province for allowing us to score high on tests

[62netty]

This woman is IMHO the most scary of the whole creepy bunch.

[itsjustameme]

If Satan founded modern education, humanism, and democracy which builds on its values.

Then that makes Satan the good guy.

All God ever gave us was indoctrination, dictatorships and mad kings.

[Azrael666Azazel]

@itsjustameme Hail Satan XD

[avdmeers]

Not this dumbass again.

[TalladegaTom]

The Tree of Thesaurus was tainted by the devil.

Had to be.

[SeththeWicked]

More demonizing from Cindy Jacobs. Awesome.

[rextrek]

yep thats the ticket - public education and teaching diversity in culture - means Satan.,LOL this lady needs a fuckin dildo

[themiddleman009]

how do you teach a nation? fuck, maybe you should have the bible be discussed on radio, TV, books, and magazines along with that you should have various ad campaign involving you threatening hell fire if they don't believe. I mean the only other thing you could do is force the government to jam your bullshit down peoples throats...wait...

[KasparHauser6]

Why does only the clergy class know the mind of god?

[misterdeity]

Does this make me a Satanist? Wait, what a stupid question. These right-wing Xtian nuts think all humanists are Satanists (along with everyone else not affiliated with their tribe). But then they wonder why we're finally -- after 2,000 years of this kind of slander -- fighting back so vociferously? Really?!?! How do people become this clueless?

[Azrael666Azazel]

@misterdeity They have a very fine double standard in place. They can mock and make fun of other religious beliefs because they are doing it out of "love" and to just show people the errors of their ways. However, if you mock their religion or point out the inconsistencies of their beliefs and their holy book when they you are bigoted and are persecuting them. I always ask them how it is possible to persecute a group of people that are, at least for now, the majority in the country.

[TheIAMINU]

@misterdeity It was just a bad dream , Joseph's bad dream.

[Moh5Itachi1]

@misterdeity There mentality is ''If it aint from Jesus then it's of the devil''.

[misterdeity]

@Moh5Itachi1 Boy, don't I know it. I used to be one of them.

[AtheistinFundyLand]

Amen, Mr. D.

Jesse should get in his 3:16, fly down her trench and shoot one into the small thermal exhaust port right below the main port.

I'm not entirely sure what that means, but it sounds bad.

[EntinludeX]

Satan founded humanism in the garden of eden? Satanic....humanism? Is she literally trying to demonize humanity? That level of ironic simple-minded nonsense is mind-blowing.

[Scarletpooky]

@EntinludeX it's understandable that findies would attack humanism because humanism focuses on humans and how we can create the society we want. That's heresy to them because they want us to believe that god is everything and we can't do anything without him

[EntinludeX]

@Scarletpooky Even as a former fundie, I still can't believe it. It really is like escaping North Korea..

[ISlamMyWifeIntoAWall]

lol@ satan founded humanism

[PompousPreacher]

People do know what's good and what's evil. It's religion that distorts things and makes good people do evil things, believing that they're good.