What Altair Does On His Free Time

[prankovalero]

Maria will not be pleased if she finds out that he prefers buildings to her...

[Keybladebearer101]

Oh god. I laugh everytime. EVERYTIME. xD

[TheRandomese]

if this is what assassins do on their free time then god help us all.....

[Ivelleous]

this must have been awkward for desmond to relive

[nobleblade1]

altiar: ahwww yea i love u building

gaurd:wtf is that man doing

2nd gaurd:to hell if i kno

gaurd holy shi... rain!?!?!?

[rickrokks]

1:06 at best

[YouCarpet]

so. . .he fucks a bunch of buildings and then kills himself? man, thats the life

[SuperHeroIdiot1835]

so altair humps walls...ew

[Miriamele]

Now I REALLY want to be an assassin.

[undyman460]

oh loooool (1:07)

[helpmeimbored1]

hey thats me

[KillerX3189]

S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S.

[Tr3Music]

OMG 1:06 XDDD

Awsome video ^^.

[YaoiProvider]

Wall envy.

[ParanoidToaster]

"Oh yeah, you're a naughty wall, aren't you?" *Spanks*

Other possible explanation:

Glory hole.

[134assassin]

jajaja nice video

[FuruBaOtaku]

He "beat" himself to death! :P

[ryanodell123]

lol

[XxBlueMidniteRosexX]

THE JUMP MADE ME SNORT, LOL.

[86669Tommy]

that building has on big ass!

[SuperArno1996]

gast zoo goe maar er zijn 236 homos op youtube want ze vinde het slechte het is kij goe

[TheCal1109]

the buildings aq templar hes killing it

[baggedyman]

Watch out! I'll poke your eye out!

[Hammertin]

we know why he learned parkour...

[Lyarellen]

He's not into girls! he's into buildings. oh yeah.

[regisaugusto1]

Lol, great video, too funny!!!!

[benahod]

What the hell... Looolz...

[That4HeadGuy]

i love this song great vid man

[SickeningBlackness]

that was a fail jump. 1:27

[AVMthrasher]

hahaha that was hilarious. i love the part when you made him look up, while he was on the side of the building, which made a slight humping motion. it's funny because altair likes to fuck buildings.

oh wait. i'm using sarcasm.

[SOJABOY118]

1;12 is soooo funny

[AndrewMonkey8]

When Altair fell and died he had one kast hump :'(

[CocoBlooDude]

Maybe that's why the assassin cloak's are white....

[piemanization]

LOL

[MistaCMD]

1:29 air hump on the floor XD

[Wolf9of9black9water]

I probably wouldn't have found it so funny if it weren't for the movement of his outfit tail as he... banged xD

The ending made me laugh.

"AUH. AUH. AUH. AUH. AAAAAAAAAUH." *death*

[killerdude151]

he humps just about everything he hangs off of

[ihavethebestusername]

1:07 LMFAO!!!!!!!

[IHateJustinBieber66]

lol altair has a thing for windows, lol never knew. XD

[BallMeBlazer4]

i luv this song, one of my favorites

[PianoFreak1995]

How do u kill altair or ezio?

put spikes in the hay :))))

[borreltjuh83]

Guard!! there's an assassin humpin'my roof!!

[Anstalexa]

хренота!

[Paterson212]

in low profile if yu repeatedly press X (or A if you have xbox) from the right camera angle it doesnt look too 'Holy' shall we say

[Nicatization]

1:05 sec just awesome

[VampiricDragon666]

Altair died happy. :3

[SWIFTartz]

There must be alot of holes in the wall!

[Azzy171]

LOOOL

[TheMasterFilmer]

wtf, this is altair humping for 1:39 min!! lol

[TheAyaStudio]

This explains everything.

[greedsb1tch]

1:15 BAHAHAHAHA!!!! Altair's got a needle dick XDDDD

[starkiller70]

1:06 AHAHAHAHAHH!!!

[KISS82534]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao rofl rofl rofl

[FerrucciCougars]

1:06 hahahahahahaha omg! so fucking funny

[L0n3w0lf369]

i bet he has a hiddenblade betwene those legs:P

[tifa2733]

You are an idiot.

[Nazareeni]

Damn, a bird just pooped on me...

[TheLieutenantLemon]

Someone has too much time on their hands :P

[potterspuppetpal]

hardcore shit!

[TheNoobavore]

.....I don't get it.....I'm now embarrassed.

[Saltalia]

@TheNoobavore hes masterbating why do you think that song was on idiot.

[fenixjared]

can you tell me please what is the name of the song

[ecwawsome]

stop raping the building

[Condom007of007Solace]

Dear ; Desmond Miles

I have heard of you learning Altair and Ezio's assassin skills and abilities. I was hoping you can go to Los Angelas and pull out some of ya hidden blade and kill the boy... or girl... whatever... named Justin Bieber!! he has ruined modern day music... please end his wrath for the sake of the world's future!! and to make your Creed proud of you... Thank You XD

[punklink1]

@Condom007of007Solace KILL  HIM

[altairx26]

1:06 now that's the best sex pose

[brunocr123456789]

hahahahahahahaaha omg altair like dp sex on the wall

[fergiewasserman]

Hes exited!!!! Hahahaha

Need sex! xD

[korhantemocin]

he need a girl

[tuackanxu]

Silly Altair

Walls aren't mammals

[solidsnake30000000]

O_O

[Shikunisai]

The music makes this SOOOO awkward.

[ausauspatpat]

one of my videos have something likes this minus the music...

[codafett]

It means the Flying One

[Banethefighter]

this looks wrong. LOLZ!!!!!!!!

[ausauspatpat]

i think it is supposed to look wrong lol

[Banethefighter]

@ausauspatpat  LASKJD. designing a video game. Its called keeper of the shadows. U can turn into a shadow and posses stuff.

[solidsnackumzzz]

so altair sodomizes walls in his free time

[ultimose]

I was just thinking the same thing except I thought walls were his fetish lol

[wolfstep098]

epic lolz

[pengy626]

"The Discovery Channel" XD

I don't blame him, man must get bored assassinating, climbing, punching, stealing, and traveling, yeah know?

[JumpingShroom]

I like AC one better than 2 because in two you get to shoot your hidden blade and that kinda ruin's the whole point of "assassin" if you know what i mean ive played them both ***IN MY OPINION**

[pengy626]

You shoot a bullet not your blade.

[foxracing279]

yeah but in 1 you also use a sword how "assassin like" is that? i dont think the whole gun thing is wasnt JFK assassinated with a gun?

[superspankley]

lol i guess its your opinion but WTF no...

[solmenuoner]

@kerranghighvoltage well its cuz altair runs alittle bit faster but ezio has got more upgrades on his hidden blade and agin altair is the master assassin

[modwebby]

i dissssagreee... i just finished the ac2 game;) awesome 1 was good but 2 even better

[altonjarrod]

@kerranghighvoltage i do. altair FTW

[XXXxxxGAVESxxxXXX]

@kerranghighvoltage no one

[nigsplzz]

no wonder he's so good at climbing things

[Just2Comment789]

Guard: whats this? white rain?!

*looks up*

WTF!?!!

[TrueGamer181]

@Just2Comment789 Then he says "infidel!"

[jhatfield8]

LOL

[cizdamea]

lol he likes TO F**K the Buildings :))

[RyuandElise]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH XD Love it! that is so funny!!!!!!

[quagmire9111]

lolz dats funny lol then he kills hisself lol!

[xXxJarrydxXx]

Temples are sexy as hell. ;)

[MassiveMegaManiac]

ROFLMFAOOL im cryin

omfg

[imsokvlt]

He... humps buildings? Lmao.

[TheChunkyMonkey091]

lmao...

[pishabness]

1:03 LMAO

[darknipple]

You should have had Altair do a bunch of humping, then run up and punch a woman for the irony lol.

[xSnaKeFromHellx]

wall rape lmfao

[JazzWolfOfSouth01]

LOL

[EastSideStoners]

classic

[Gegeratsu]

old lady *opens window* WTF?!

Altair *eyes go big* You didn't see anything...O_O

[EastSideStoners]

lol thats would be funny as hell

[EastSideStoners]

lol thats would be funny as hell

[0wNiNnUbbs]

lol. major wall hump.

[liammcwill]

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[Dragonsguild]

wall hump!!!!!!

[windu389]

hahahaha.......no

[BrascoPOET]

1:39 lol look out below cuz that aint bird shit hahaha

[TheDylanSteele]

lol,nice

[MrErratic95]

lol

[wgglg22]

This is pretty lame, no offense.

[jeffhardylitafan]

this is so funnny man 10/5!!!!! fuckin make one of assassin creed 2!!

[obiwan544]

this is only him fucking a wall just boring

[singstarship]

this video is so hilarious. it gets me every time.

[JimmithyWeav]

XD thats to great

[IvoryOfTheWolves]

. . . .

*Nosebleed*

[HowlAtTheMoon21]

LMAO XD

Nice vid, that was pretty funny!

[RowdyBarrera]

he likes it. :D

[RowdyBarrera]

1:25 epic fail at trying to screw the other house lmao

[RowdyBarrera]

1:14 masterbation hidden version ROFL

[cooldawg95]

1:07 epic

[kahru1]

that was toooooo funny

[Jesscookie1]

lol, the people inside the building looking out the window, only to see an assassin screwing their house.

[TheFiliusMortis]

I can see Britney Spears ancestor in that window too :D

[HeroicDomoKun]

And so Altair banged the buildings so hard that it gave birth to Chuck Norris.

[DaftyFox]

he likes to do it hard and sloppy the johnny Kong way ;D!

[Jaso286]

I nearly pissed my pants at 1:06

XD

[BulletJust4u]

im gona go leave my...mark now

[twinkandzinger]

I was doing that on the game before. :))

[xdanchelseax]

lol from 1:06 - 1:12

[Litre86]

I think he was thinking of Maria Thorpe while leaving his... mark on the buildings.

[eminemstreets]

if this isnt gay or lezbian then wtf is it??

[supereldinho]

O_o Dude...well I gotta admit...THIS IS FREAKIN FUNNY!!! Man! That is the right thing for Altair to do when relaxing...hanging on... jacking off... and screwing some buildings...OK sorry, but I simply had to say it. Cool video. Thumbs up!

[portal1337]

he loves architecture!

[jayaltair]

this is retarded

[MrRonaldo5201314]

I thought he does free running on his free time, i was wrong. FREE BANGING FTW!

[tehnoobiestnoob]

1:10 lol

[blizzardsunshine]

in 2:25, I can imagine a person opening the window :P

[youmakemelolz]

:30 looks like altair giving head!

[Jaso286]

lol ending is messed up.

-Jacks off and jumps off building- XD

[superiormansex2011]

wtf??XD

[rcbomber13]

soooo are like little hut babbies going to appear in ac2

[stevo6456]

lol, i noticed that too and i lol'd

[Keijimaa]

ahahah!!! XD

[333nickyT]

total lolage

[MATTYMAN95]

i Lol'd at 1:10

[Ryz0ne]

wow............rly? lol

[Jaso286]

ROFL

SilverSaw u just earned yourself a sub XD

[iDimitry]

This is so wrong... LOL!

[Zauten]

LOL 1:07

[XceCuTionzZ]

well bora commented on it lol what a dipshit

[Bora199420]

u are a fuck head

[Bora199420]

you are to scared to reply so u just talk about my back

[IXxBossxXI]

lol funny vid. btw my last comment was directed at bora

[461zain]

raping walls

[461zain]

raping walls

[rixis123123]

LOL that's impressive or socially unacceptable behavior!!!

[doingurmomallnight]

bora199420 calm down its a game and fuck u

[Narutard504]

*ding* youve recieved a special trophy - Paint the buildings white

[russianhobo44]

wow he is not a person its just a game so silversaw18 can do what ever he wants so cool the fuck down

[656fatman]

it was just a jike clam down

[osukafilms]

@Bora199420

you are a bitch

[IXxBossxXI]

you have no life

[Bora199420]

i do so go and fuck the person who made the vidoe

[Bgimmy360]

your a lame fuck

[HadenTheAsasinRanger]

xO

LMAO!

If Altair does this on his free time, I wonder what Ezio would do??

Hmmmmmmm...

*_*

[swedengecko]

@HadenTheAsasinRanger 1 months later but so what, well you saw what he did with his girlfriend? then you know he do the same things but to ladies!!!!

[HadenTheAsasinRanger]

@ swedengecko

Yeah I bet!!

xD lol

[crysoarfly]

death... after hes done jerking it! lol

[AlphaRed5]

On AC2, I did these same things on the female assassin statues.

[cusinsrule]

lol he's masterbating in 1:15-1:20

[cusinsrule]

you can do something sexual on every video game lol

[Zauten]

@cusinsrule even monsters inc? . _ .

[alinalin54]

omg =))))) 1:05-1:12...hahahahah

[camdog27]

that is socially unacceptable behavior...

[Gravydigga]

sometimes a man gets lonely lol

[yoyoboy190]

it looks so real