family guy jesus funny not miraculous

[nour3047]

he has the authority to ask you because he made you! and God forgive you!

[nour3047]

I am sorry to say this but you have disgraced yourselves to think that you can make fun of Jesus! He will ask you on the day you'll meet him and he will give you a record of what you've done

[WingedSoulies]

@nour3047 kakaka trollllllll

i hope he asks me one day, so i can ask him questions back

n then ask him why he has the authority to question me....

[j4417]

thumbs up if you watched this video more than 2 times.

[xxjohnxxDaBeast]

number of the devil hand sign

[893160007]

I don't find this offensive, but I also don't find it funny

[Junokaii]

If you did an Islamic version of this... the world would be in Chaos

[16patie]

i'm hillarious and I find this Christain

[Thales880]

[Insert Religion] is the one and only truth! Read my holy text.

[johnmanxxx80]

@Thales880 {satanisim} is the 1 and only truth! read my not so holy text. . .lol

[CalebMcDaniel16]

I don't agree with diseased moss here but what's the point of arguing over this really? noone is wasting their life if they're doing what they believe is right. If you feel like atheism is better than go for it. Christianity is what I go for. But there is no reason to shove either views in each other's faces... have an opinion. Not a freaking weapon. Shit...

[fredmnll]

@jchapman1994 im with you brother, most "christians" and atheists are so stuck up and in your face about it, shut up and comment on the VIDEO. i like the song, duh nuh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh

[Durandal999]

I am not only christian but Catolic, and I if God wouldn't have sense of humor, he would have vanished us loooooooooooooooooooooong ago

[NoLifeProductions11]

@callofdutyguy247 same thing

[HEYOOOHHHHHHH]

duh nuh nuh nuh du nuh nuh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh. duh duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh du nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. this better be a top comment soon. it took me like, 10 minutes to write this. dont judge me.....

[TheTimbalanders]

Christians believe in talking snakes and 950 year old men. They're fucking retards, end off

[LuKysh0t]

@TheTimbalanders Adam and Eve is just a story to help explain the beggining of the universe, the story isn't actually completely true.

[loke177]

Lol.. what people.. especilly catholics is that God is a mad, powerful dictator, I mean he kill people. he drowned all men and animals because they did not follow his original thought.. also dunno how many cities that got destroyed by his hand.... he's a real badass... it's his good for nothing son who is all silly.. I mean Jesus must be the boss of all goodie two-shoes in the world that exist and have existed.. and don't get me started on other religons in this world!

[pandas0yeah]

@loke177

stop being mean. Ruling the world isn't easy, and He's the best at it.

[loke177]

@pandas0yeah you know what, you are right, he is in all heaven with mohamed and buddha, havin' tea parties :D

[YoYoItsHaylee]

lol, saw this like a year ago and its still hella funny!

[14sok]

i'm offensive and i am not Christian

[bigjoegamer09]

I'm offensive and I find this Christian.

[PainlessTragedy]

SKULL AND BONES SHOW>

[DiseasedMoss]

I'm religious, but I keep my terms with atheists. I don't go up to them and say OOH YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, CONVERT. I let them keep their opinions, and they pay for it eventually. Point being, I leave them alone.

Meanwhile you have up front atheist bastards like MacFarlane who goes out on every limb to insult religion just for a few bucks. He's pathetic.

[ulvebonden]

@DiseasedMoss there is alot of different heavens for each religion, and different ones for the religions before christianity.

i believe there might be a good and an afterlife, but i always loose all the respect i have for a person if they have a large golden cross with diamonds hanging from their neck.

i am glad there are only 15% creationists where i live, the gold cross people i have met are often violent and stupid, and sometimes almost evil

they are a picture of bad reflection

[DiseasedMoss]

@ulvebonden

Don't stereotype. There over a BILLION Catholics alone, not even counting other Christians. You can't judge every one of them.

[ddrmaxman]

@ulvebonden I wouldn't be talking about the crowd as a whole.

[sean52092]

@DiseasedMoss Yea, i mean.. There aren't any obnoxious, arrogant, in-your-face Christians in the world... This is why religious jokes are funny. Ignorant people like you get so offended when people make fun of your pathetic religion. :)

[DiseasedMoss]

@sean52092

Just as much in your face atheists if not more, so self convinced of their own superiority because they reject religion in the name of knowledge. That's pathetic.



Piecashit.

[hoiyohoi]

@DiseasedMoss atheist do not reject religion in the name of knowledge, atheist just know god is a fairytale.

[sean52092]

@DiseasedMoss "Reject religion in the name of "knowledge". The fuck is wrong with that? It's better than "reject knowledge in the name of religion", like theists do. Dumbshit.

[DiseasedMoss]

@sean52092

Religion is true knowledge. And we all learn about it eventually, whether it be in life or death.

[maccas1329]

@DiseasedMoss Religion is the root of all evil and stupidity.

[sean52092]

@DiseasedMoss Keep telling yourself that scooter. Enjoy wasting your life with that. :)

[DiseasedMoss]

@sean52092 You're the only one wasting your life, bicycle. Wasting it away to a very bad place for sure.

[sean52092]

@DiseasedMoss :).Forever Ignorant.

[DiseasedMoss]

@sean52092

No, you'll realize one day, but it'll be too late.

[sean52092]

@DiseasedMoss :)

[BenGoRawr]

@DiseasedMoss

Reject religion in the name of knowledge?

... LOL!

[TheAustralianMade]

To all Christians... can you prove this DIDN'T happen?

[weihan123]

ring tones anyone?

[shark1669661]

I would totally go see jesus perform, too bad hes dead and that wont change :(

[Mrcrazy80]

Just keep randomly pressing 1-9. Makes you feel like quite the musician.

[Fleetfootmack]

2 Peter 3:3 "...In the last days mockers wil come with their mocking, following after their own lusts..."

[jujmyn234]

omg i saw an older version stewie :D

[zacharyextremebattle]

JESUS DO PERFORM MIRACLES,IT"S JUST THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE RELIGONS!IT"S A COMEDY NOT A REAL LIFE SHOW!

[martinurd]

i might reconsider my beliefs now

[crescentfallen99]

sounds like hes doing the Flintstones "rise and shine" theme

[rocklegendxl]

meh...moses did it better

[JthurlkillDragon]

Anyone notice future Stewie in the crowd?

[shadyboy969]

i belive in god but cmon real this is just plain funny like it would be if it was santa

[SupahAsian97]

My mind has been blown away.

[TheSafari07]

wow jesus is very talented

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

0:15 I'll do this, with my hands. WARBHGHRWAHEBHBEHA

[infantryhawk]

I'm offensive and I find this to be Jesus.

[JCMILL02]

To funny

[unulify]

:)

[Wealthy13]

wow...wow...wow



[ShadowBrunoNeto]

I'm offensive and i find this offensive

[Baal481]

@ShadowBrunoNeto Hey Lois look I'm a Christian hahahahahaha

[sotonindeda]

@ShadowBrunoNeto ...cause you have mental problems...

[araullo]

hey for those people who were waiting for jesus to come back he already came back during the 70's protesting about the vietnam war!!!! i think he got arrested for that

[ShadowBrunoNeto]

This is the meaning of internet

[TheMrEskimo]

Im a christian and i think this is hillarious!!! God has to have a sense of humor haha

[pandas0yeah]

@TheMrEskimo

God loves you. Don't hurt him.

[callofdutyguy247]

@TheMrEskimo thats not god, thats jesus

[ossielmais]

@TheMrEskimo you're an idiot, it's mocking your God. This is considered blasphemy in your religion and you're promoting it, well done. PS. I'm not even xtian.

[alrdhaa]

Im gonna go to the x-factor with that

[mercanaries3]

ROFL

what if this really happened?

[TheMakarone]

ARAGON HOW DID YOU ECAPE FROM LOTR ....!!!!????

[GameMasterDude1]

I would like to do this for the Talent Show.

[TSUxZelda]

Hit 1 and 5 over and over

[sakura1rocker]

lmao

[colo223]

christian? u??? i dn believe it even thou i dont know u....but i dn need to know u to know ur so mistaken...please dont call urself christian brother, a christian is a follower of the truth nd wouldnt find anything funny according to this show whose intentions are to disract people from God nd crack out the children's mind.....please be cautelous when u define urself as christian....Jesus loves u and everybody yes....but he also says..."God is light and in him there is no darkness at all.."...

[TheSmokekoke]

@colo223 another blind falling asshole go and spent sometime on the nature and dont fuck ya mind with that! If the rule of the god is to not kill then why in 12- 14 century church killed people in name of god well i found this a bullshit!

[jchapman1994]

People need to really get a sense of humor and stop trying to prove everything wrong or right. I mean i am a christian, and i still find this hilarious! I mean really, there is no need for all this arguing over every... single... YouTube video having to do anything remotely with religion.

[fuckyouvevo123]

@jchapman1994 lmao, your absolutely right, their seems to be an argument over Israel on almost every video haha

[jchapman1994]

@fuckyouvevo123 ikr, and thanks!

[Cloud256Tsathoggua]

jajajajaj xd asi cualquiera pos!

[GameMasterDude1]

Those are good sex moves there,

[menaros456]

day 18: runing low on food and water still searching for xxxfavre4evrxxx comment......losing hope......

[brokenbones199]

xxxfavre4evrxxx is a legend

[YoungTalent98]

@brokenbones199 what did he say?

[GloriaMatrova]

which season?

[HiGhLiKeAlLaDin]

Jesus would totally laugh at this.

[BeakyRed]

im a christian this is funny

[Kreuzritter1933]

@BeakyRed No, it is really not funny

[PeteyIsSpidey]

now i have to find xxxfavre4evrxxx

[a55doggy]

@PeteyIsSpidey just read the top comment

[Reaper91698]

best video since nyan cat

[fangednekoyasha]

@bandguy360 It's from Art Metrano's act, The Amazing Metrano.

[fangednekoyasha]

@JokeeGA5 It's called "Fine and Dandy", it's from a 1930 Broadway musical of the same name.

[fangednekoyasha]

@steveharley0345 It was aired on tv as three episodes. So it's both.

[randOmazing]

Well I just wasted about five minutes doing the 2, 2, 2, 2, 4 then 2, 2, 2, 2, 5 thing.... thank you @xxxfavre4evrxxx

[dummychaos]

How does he do it!?

[a55doggy]

will somebody tell me what xxfavre4erxx's comment says?

[WindowBarbie]

@a55doggy was telling people to press 2, 2, 2, 2, 4 and then 2, 2, 2, 2, 5. makes mission impossible sound.

[DeloreandudeTommy]

@WindowBarbie It also sounds like the Battlefield 1942 theme song if you time it right.

[ChloeLoraine]

Now I have to find @xxxfavre4evrxxx 's comment... Fantastic.

[cattacer]

For all tohse wondering what xxxfavre4evrxxx said it was

press 2,2,2,2,4 and then 2,2,2,2,5

[SvItoJ]

@cattacer whaat the fuck dude how tha f holy shit ..

[iseeu1980]

@cattacer Mission impossible ;)

[hakerqx]

@cattacer lololol! first I heard star wars, than mission impossible

[Uberboy07]

Lol!

[momocitoes]

0.01  big stewie

[ToisanWC]

Pretty funny!

[anteracmacash]

great...now I gotta find xxxfavre4evrxxx's comment...

[Lina0David]

@anteracmacash he said press 2 2 2 4 and then 2 2 2 5 and it'll sound like the theme song from mission impossible

[polishguy994]

There are a lot of religious debates going on in the comment section...

[TheKento]

0:05 Try doing this trick yourself! D;

[volcaronamaster]

Magic isn't real.

[Jcolinsol]

@volcaronamaster

Magic is real.

[elssyp0]

omg, why does this also seem kinda accurate? o.O

[IvIichau1515]

2 2 2 4 2 2 2 5

[MultiPinky111]

i'm sorry but the bit was only 20 seconds but it was funny as hell

[dteasers]

still better than chris angels...

[OldPlayer1000]

i mean at 0:00 theres stewie

[OldPlayer1000]

u might no notice but at 0:01 there's older stewie

[djclucindo]

0:14 Pelvic moves XD

[Kenlock11]

@crashblast23returns3 why does him being an atheist make it unfunny ? He also makes fun of his own beliefs bro

[crashblast23returns3]

This would have been funny if we didn't find out Seth was an atheist.

[Lostkiwi123]

I'm a Christian and found this hillarious. God gave us a sense of humour people, lets just all laugh and live. peace

[SuperBeautifulNoise]

I finally understand why Christians love Jesus so much!

[Chrismad0]

Hit 2-2-2-4-2-2-2-5 :D

[LusterPurge5678]

@Chrismad0 holy shit dude you're a fuckn genius!!! everybody hit 2 2 2 4 2 2 2 5 jajaja

[urb3stm8]

@Chrismad0 Mission impossible! lol

[MongitWoW]

@Chrismad0 explain? :S quite confused :)

[humorsdeath]

ohh great, now i just have to find xxxfavre4evrxxx.

[gcforlive2]

That made no sense whatsoever, but God isnt the creator, that was my only point here

[WhiteWolf1088]

@gcforlive2 So it's not really a ''him'' or ''her'' either, from my perspective.

Just everything that exists.

[gcforlive2]

I saw those handsings.. By the way... What is God? It's the sun, it is light that gives life . There was life here, reaction between elements, then it was found by our creators.. Who "built" the sun and all that solar system crap.. And they've got a few others to take care of.. Unread fucks.. This is way beyond all of humanity.. Or little kids saying HELL IS FIRE, HEAVEN IS CLOUDS.. When your brain stops functionning.. You die.

[WhiteWolf1088]

@gcforlive2 Your body, mind and identifications with both of them dies... but how can I be sure?

Well I have contact with beings from ''beyond'', that's my only evidence, so it's a relative truth, mixed with my own interpretation and beliefs.

I do believe in ''God'' but instead of seeing him as a seperate entity, I view him as being all that is, including this reality.

What happens when you die is really of no importance right now, what happens when you live is :)

[qRaynep]

@WhiteWolf1088: You claiming to have had contact with beings from the beyond is not "evidence" of anything. For one, you could be lying. For two, even if you're not lying, there's no way to verify your claim. Lastly, you don't truly know if what you experienced was "contact with beings from the beyond".

[WhiteWolf1088]

@qRaynep True, not evidence to you. To me, there is no better evidence than personal experience... doesn't have to be real to you.

There are many ways of verifying my claim, but I don't think you need or want them.

If you're happy just the way you are that's cool with me, unlike many ''religious'' people I have no problem with someone else having different beliefs, or even the opposite of them.

Gcforlive is a friend of mine and I just think he could be happier with a different perspective.

[WhiteWolf1088]

@qRaynep And I apologize if my beliefs intrude on your perception of reality, perhaps I should have written him a PM.

I generally only share my beliefs with people I believe are willing to consider them, so you may disregard my comments as not directed at you.

[qRaynep]

@WhiteWolf1088: Don't give me that bullshit. I love how whenever you call someone on their beliefs, they instantly assume that you're not willing to consider them. Stating you don't have verifiable evidence to back up your claims, which you don't, has nothing to do with whether or not I'm open to them; I'm open to anything.

[WhiteWolf1088]

@qRaynep Then I apologize for misinterpreting.

[watchthatvid112]

"insert ignorant joke about Christianity or other religions here"

[turkmuslim4ever]

not a smart joke

[YTman02]

did anyone else see old stewie there? :D

[lilikari86]

@YTman02 Yes... as this is from the movie where old Stewie comments on going back in time to see Jesus....

[stanley8214]

thats on family guy the untold story

[Naruke0]

This is suppose to be our lord and savior LMAO!!!!!!

[CaylisGrenouille]

@Naruke0 this is a cartoon

[Naruke0]

@CaylisGrenouille I'm saying that isn't it funny that THIS is supposed to be our lord and savior lol :D

[hunk123459]

tell me how i did not get footage of my teacher doing this in class

[MechanicalWood]

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

[midnightrandom26]

0:00 older stewie!!!XD

[mrXD57]

I hacked my account now you cant like it *middle finger*

[gamer4362]

lol



[jamessaxecoburg]

Jesus Christ. He died for your eternal soul in an excruciatting & humiliating manner..so the least u can do is not laugh at him. He's not some clown put. There 2 entertain u.

[Tonypikmin]

@jamessaxecoburg There are a lot of religious proofs , but historically? Not many , I guess. If I tell you what do I think that happened to Jesus , they would erase my comment...

[Dracofangstudios]

@jamessaxecoburg Free speech is a bitch isn't it

[GFunkMachine]

@jamessaxecoburg

He died and then was resurrected in 3 days. Doesn't sound like much, compared to what humans go through everyday.

[daNDayati]

@jamessaxecoburg sure he/it was ... superstition and myth are to be made fun of.. family guy hit it on the mark.. religion is just begging to be parodied.

[TudorRose85]

It looks like he has a bathrobe on lol.

[Chronicle1998]

press 2,4,5 in sequence repeatedly lol

[CivicVirtueTube]

oh my dog.

[MrLATinTin]

if i find that fucking person who pay to make this fucking movie i will cut his head off, but before that i will fuck his jew and muslim mother front off his fucking eyes.

[MightyMerlin1]

@MrLATinTin lol someones mad

[13nshanahan]

@chuckyn100 SHUT THE FUCK UP JEW

[13nshanahan]

as much as i love family guy this is not funny

[chuckyn100]

I bet it was like that

[mekhachaturiannnn]

Ha Jesus

[lolspys]

Looks legit to me.

[InhabitantOfOddworld]

@UnrealAussie1 hence why I disagree with you. People have the right to believe what they want, and no one deserves the right to change that. Otherwise, you are no better off than, say, Hitler.

[Ektherion00]

It wouldn't be nearly as funny without the sound affects.

[max725power]

Art Metrano!!!!!

[red666111]

bwahahaha it all makes sense now!

[AnimeRoxorz13]

Holy Him! How'd he do that?! LoL :P