Bad Date Part 6, Close Enough

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select.

About bad dates.......I think those include any date with a Human Earth Woman. THEY are CRAZY.

Especially if they cost you lots of money and then don't put out. OR they take you to see Kathy the Communist Griffen. Jee, are Earth Women suppose to have hairy chest like Kathy the communist? Frio, First Science Officer.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, Bad Dates are the normal when you date from out side of a window from the Human Earth Woman. Especially if the Human Earth Woman does not know you are suppose to be on a date. Frio, First Science Officer.

[chrissphinx]

zarbod's posts are complete garbage srry

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. I find that I always get what I want when I rent Hot Party Chicks.....That and a large bill.

Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Umm. Frio, next time you rent party girls for one of my parties please don't include any "Bills". The point is to bring more girls...no dudes.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. Oh that explains why the Girls did not show up. I had Starzship the pilot and the crew to wear name tags saying "Hi, I am Bill". See they told me I had to bring along and pay my Bills......Hmmmm, Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Seems like everything comes down to money...as usual.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. Zarstar Industries on Mars will just print us up more money. StarBucks are better then regular bucks. Frio, First Science Officer.

[ddydotcom]

Lord Zarbod,

Why should you be my humble servant, since you're an Intergalactic Overlord? Is that why you always shake your head "no" when you say it?

Your humble servant,

David

[Zarbod]

Hmmm David. You bring up a good point. I think I may need to make a personalized vlog just for you tonight.

[distorteddogma]

After taking a hiatus from this place I return to find you beating the bushes for bimbos, or is it beating the bimbo bushes...

Be Well.

[Zarbod]

Yeah, so basically....nothing changed :)

Great to see you back. Are you working on any new animations? How did that big project, which I can only vaguely, remember go? I remember it sounded cool, of course my memory isn't want it used to be...I think.

[distorteddogma]

It got set aside for a more commercial project that we just finished. I hope to get a few shorts out before I start the next.

Be Well.

[starzship]

She was just another notch on your hyperbaric chamber.....

[Zarbod]

Sure! So what's your point? :)

[Bobofet241]

Did you get the job in Alaska?

[Zarbod]

Yes, yes, yes! I'm thrilled!  This is just unreal.

[Bobofet241]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAY! What will you be doing?Will it be close to where you are going to live? I'm so happy for you.(I'm doing the Happy dance!!) :)

[Zarbod]

Thanks. I'm excited too so I'll have to take you all with me. Fun fun.

[edenmaze]

"Zarbod once again has a bad date"

Is this is some sort of a "TREND".......

[JohnMcQuilkin]

Another awesomely entertaining video:)

John McQuilkin - Hollywood Happens

The Unofficial Spokesperson of Hollywood

[Zarbod]

Thanks John. You're the best!

[searella59]

Have you thought of going to the market and wandering around the produce looking lost and confused, to snare a woman that wants to help?

[starzship]

Just a tip zarbod, don't pick up a cucumber and ask a human female, "what would you use this?"

[Zarbod]

Well I know that...now!

[searella59]

LOL

[tomken8dy]

Did you form procreation pods with her?

[Zarbod]

Most come with pods already. You just have to activate them and let them gestate. Mother showed me a book once explaining it to me. It was really GROSS! Yukkie.

[tomken8dy]

I'm indigenous to Earth so I don't find it bad at all...

[zqueenbean]

I hear that Virginia is for lovers, but I'm not if she is right for you, Zarbod.

[zqueenbean]

The missing word is sure.

[Zarbod]

When I read your statement I filled in the missing word without even noticing. Isn't Gesalt psychology amazing!

[Zarbod]

I was born in VA. Maybe I get a discount on love.

[kongawonga]

As always Zarbod... your logic is impeccable, besides, waste not want not;)

[Zarbod]

I don't waste any since I don't get much!

[qiranger]

I think you'll have better luck in AK!

[Zarbod]

Can't be worse.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

Count your blessings!

[Zarbod]

One!

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

we do appreciate you being realistic, Zarbod, we do.

[Zarbod]

One is enough. I'd lie about it but the God might take that blessing away. Then I'd be a zero...just like mother always said.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

mother is always right, Zarbod, but remember there are millions of Gods and Goddesses in millions of universes, you should know that, you silly alien, and you can't piss them all off!

[Zarbod]

I can do it. Just give me more time. I'll get to them all.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

NOW....that's the spirit!

[Bobofet241]

Horizontally their all the same.

[TimberGeek]

Naw... There's always an unknown flexability factor (both mental and physical). That's where the adventure is, discovering those unknowns.

[Bobofet241]

Like the Discovery Channel.And with your handy dandy remote control you can hop from segment to segment.Aren't inventions swell?

[Zarbod]

I'm looking for someone very bendy!

[Bobofet241]

I hear Gumbys sister is free.Pokey misses you.

[Zarbod]

I never looked at it that way.

[Bobofet241]

Thats not what Pokey said.So Gumby tells me.

[TimberGeek]

Close enough for one date, but...

Perhaps you should try poker?

[Bobofet241]

I think he would need her permission first.He might be grasping but he is a gentleman.

[TimberGeek]

LOL

Truth, it usually doesn't hurt to ask and where individuals are concerned, it's pretty much required.

[Zarbod]

I suggested poker and I think she misunderstood. I got slapped. Oh well. Worth a shot.

[Bobofet241]

I always won at strip poker.Always ended up with a naked man who looked so disappointed and vulnerable.But I was grinning. :)

[Zarbod]

Hey Close enough is close enough.

[lapislazuline]

why don,t you put an ad in the lonely hearts

column? "hyper intelligent terrapin seeks similar"

[Zarbod]

Isn't that for losers? So...ok. I'll give it a shot.

[Virginian9000]

phail, Zarbod! What happened to your crush on Simone?

[Bobofet241]

So many women so little time.

[Zarbod]

Good point. I'll have to get back to crushing on her.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Zarbod,

Was this the same date you informed me about? You know,the one where you stuck the girl with the check?

Good move. I always cruise the library for this time of simpleton. It cuts my entertainment costs substantially.

[Bobofet241]

We are what we read.

[Zarbod]

It's a good arrangement. But nowadays I try to get the girl to pay for dinner. Then I slip out as soon as she starts to bore me.

[Blargaldalien]

Well,most fast food restaurants have you pay at the register. I assume,then you leave with your meal,while she is still collecting her change?

[Zarbod]

Well, we do fast food when I'm paying. But if she's paying we go somewhere nice.

So did you like my voices? I like to mix it up a bit.

[Blargaldalien]

An interesting effect. Gizmoz has to square it away,I can't get too high a pitch without it becoming garbled.

[Zarbod]

Blargal, are you still gargling with lemon juice? That might be part of it.

[Bobofet241]

If you actually do that be very glad you don't pull that stunt on me.You would last 2 seconds.You would need the Jaws Of Life to remove your Space Modulator and a team of highly skilled Proctologists.

[Bobofet241]

If you actually do that be very glad you don't pull that stunt on me.You would last 2 seconds.You would need the Jaws Of Life to remove your Space Modulator and a team of highly skilled Proctologists.

[Bobofet241]

Go to Mc Donald's and they will give you some paper and crayons.

[Zarbod]

Their crayons are the best tasting.

[bwings]

My goodness, voice cracking a bit their z-bod? Puberty is rough. :( *hugs* Can't help much to have the bad date on top of that.

[Zarbod]

Well. Some segments were filmed a few months ago.

[Rowdyeh]

Perhaps you're trying too hard and aiming too high? Perhaps you should be looking for somebody who can see eye to eye with you, maybe a vertically challenged individual? Keep looking! Lol!

[Xenu]

Well, he did seem to be of average height when he was on the disco dancing with Bree.

[Rowdyeh]

Oh, was it a disco for race horse jockeys? Lol!

[Bobofet241]

You didn't see the soap box he stands on.I don't think he wants to get married any way,I think the chase is more his style.Then if the fire get too hot he runs like hell.I mean just look at those lean legs of his.

[Zarbod]

Xenu, my legs are retractable like landing gear..or other things.

[Bobofet241]

That's what I thought.

[Zarbod]

So short girls? I'll have to check out the ladies of the Lollipop gild.

[Bobofet241]

Sweet things but not all day suckers.Fifty bucks a pop.

[Zarbod]

I didn't realize they had side businesses.

[supercommie]

Oh Zarbod, why do you have to be such a silly alien? :)

[Zarbod]

I am what I am my supercommie friend.

[allansfriend]

She couldn't be ALL bad. -She agreed to go out with YOU, Dear.

Betta luck next time.

~Tammi~

[Bobofet241]

It's his soulful puppy dog eyes.That and he handed her a twenty.

[Zarbod]

I also slipped something in her drink but that's a different story.

[Bobofet241]

Did you do that Exlax thing again?

[Zarbod]

Tammi, that just proves that she's not ALL smart. :)

[allansfriend]

LOL! (Who IS??) You're such a butt, Zarbod. But I love ya anyway.

*smile*

~Tammi~

[Zarbod]

Exactly my point. :)

[Bobofet241]

Well you could always serve her your 'Special Brownies' and do your Barry White impression.

[Richmunnich]

But they are the best though really!

[Zarbod]

No complaints here.