What grinds my gears?

[howboutthisname]

@8698gil You think its alarming seeing ignorant videos from the U.S., try living here! I don't even bother with certain subjects with most people, its pointless. It is very difficult to de-program people when their delusions are constantly being reinforced.

[howboutthisname]

"Rainy days and mondays.. they really get me down." :) you crack me up.

[DURGAUSAGI]

i LOVE this!



[kevinbreeman]

Hey aren't you a lawyer? Isn't having a porn collection kinda... bad if you're a lawyer?  lol, just something that's been grinding my gears ever since I saw this video.

[8698gil]

All good points. I'm probably close to your age, and I'd agree with just about all of them. I'm Canadian, and I especially find it extremely alarming that the creationist movement seems to be taking hold in America. Now not all Americans are stupid, but I do think their education system leaves a lot to be desired. Don't they care about their children's future? Some of the ignorance I've seen coming from Americans on youtube is so astonishing that I can hardly believe its real.

[Owlor]

I hate it when people use spiritualism as a cover for ignorance, and I hate how when you argue with spiritualistic or religious people, the issue of wheather or not their beliefs actually reflect reality seem of no imporance to them. I hate the fact that in such a situation, I feel like a weird outsider for actually caring about truth. I hate it when nonbelievers defend religion, its not like they dont already have enough people on their side.

[PlayingGilly]

I hate the word hate

[Abengoshis]

Pseudo intellectuals...UGH I hate them too. I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU! You're brilliant!

[ant10011001]

I hate all people who hate

I hate hypocrites

[LoquaciousApe]

"Big words" afford the speaker precision, they are necessary.

[dubldeka]

Pseudo intellectuals know a lot about pseudo's.

[tranmqt]

Just saying dprjones, the Pope stands up for the teaching of evolution and denounces creationism...

[KevinSolway]

People who use all that jargon, "epistemology", etc, are not philosophers, but are "academic philosophers", which is something entirely different, and is unrelated to philosophy. At least, that's my definition.

[devourerofbabies]

Aw, you're not that old.

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

I love dessert!

[alexandreleverrier]

I hate people that always want you to listen to them when they never give a shit about what you have to say. That's about it.

[NoWitnessesNoRegrets]

I want to cave the popes head inn, the cunt.

[alexandreleverrier]

@NoWitnessesNoRegrets

wow, that's gonna be hard to make that happen but we'll try.

[HFUstoreit1]

I hate the high pitch beeping in your vid.

[fuckoverload]

I'd add lawyers to that list.

[emorocker423]

Haha I hate all those things too

[AtheistAnonym]

i hate people who say that people who say "grind their gears" grinds their gears.

[TrayDGA]

I hate the out takes cause they make me laugh so hard. ;) lol!!

[thebrassdubliner]

I dont like cricket, oh no, I hate it!

[WonderfulDenmark]

HATREDCOPTER HATREDCOPTER HATREDCOPTER HATREDCOPTER HATREDCOPTER HATREDCOPTER HATREDCOPTER HATREDCOPTER

[MrAbkebab]

I hate people who leave their children

[Madman1234855]

i hate wine

[soulhunger1]

I hate people who THE GAME

[Sarge084]

What's wrong with being a grumpy old man?

[CssAfc]

You hate olives? fuck me.

[billyjoejimbob75]

I hate having to fill out my life story to "register" on a message board to read 1 post that looked interesting in a search engine. I understand registering to post a message so they can avoid spam and trolls, but to read them? C'mon.

[ns88ster]

Haters gonna hate...

[TimeStrider]

A plaming fositivist!!!

[Kisama001]

I hate people who were selected for jury duty, and sworn to render an unbiased verdict in a case. Only to have them acquit the defendant, based on their personal beliefs. Despite the evidence, or any sense of logic, to the contrary.

[Kisama001]

I hate people who preach," Love thy neighbor". Then turn on their neighbor, because his beliefs, conflict with theirs.

[Aaron1975melbourne]

There's nothing worse than having to work with someone who's ignorant and unskilled in a problem... but who assumes that they're so well-versed and skilled in that problem as to be an expert... then gets moody and upset because you show them up purely by doing your job properly... and who then decide that they have a right to "manage" your work because of their stuff ups causing every single problem you're now fixing that wouldn't have occurred if they'd have kept out of it in the first place!

[lazyperfectionist1]

I was once accused of trying to confuse people with "multisyllabic terminology."

[MelleB90]

I hate how audio changes mid-video sometimes

[TheHomelessCripple]

I hate the fact I will die,

I hate hypocrites,

and I hate people who hate things

[TheSaturnalia]

I hate knowing that I'll never know it all. :)

[FrostbittenWolf]

I hate how people accuse me of being arrogant for using big words.

I hate the perversion of written language seen on the internet.

I hate Ayn Rand.

I hate having to waste my fucking time on YouTube digging through my subscriptions looking for the people i subscribed to while sober because i can't be assed to unsubscribe to bullshit like College Humor.

I hate my boss.

I hate the parents of my patients.

...but you know what i don't hate? I don't hate--

...i'll get back to you on that.

[Thinchap]

POS-IT-IV-IST ! :)

[bluecollarcanuck]

What grinds mine (for starters): The grossly overused terms "For Your Safety" and "Trust". Secondly, the Canadian Tory Party and everything THEY stand for.

[dougaholic]

I hate people who consistently create good content, So your #1 on my hate list mate! Oh and I hate British people, It's a requirement of being Australian :P

[LJonYT]

There is little in life more exquisite than ripe haas avocado smashed on toast with a sprinkle of kosher salt.

[angryafghan]

Maaaan olives are the shizniz, you don;t know what you're missing

[angryafghan]

Can;t remember the last time I saw you on camera lol, it's a wonder you have any time do get work done with all your YouTube activity

[OppositionDept]

I hate Amurrica too

yeah!

oh wait...

lol

[omgcheez]

Sorry about your loss, dpr. But don't worry, free porn is 3 clicks away! This is the future!

[MinervaInTheBrain]

@omgcheez all free pron is not created equal

[Shrubbist]

Really? Avocados? What's your problem man?!

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

I would like a damnburger.

[dugges]

A flaming suposotarty?

[CrazyMetalKidd]

when i smoke a cigarette i flick the butt on the ground, if i have one cig left i throw the pack on the ground and if i just finished a coke and not near a trash can then i throw the bitch on the ground, problem?

[snackynak]

What grinds my gears... not using the clutch properly.

[illumined1]

DPR, I think it is hilarious you talk about how vacuous and know-nothing philosophical ideas are, and then the term 'positivist' gives you such a hard time. I guess that's the purpose of philosophy, to unnecessarily complicate things.

[MinervaInTheBrain]

@illumined1 are you serious? Do all non-know-nothings have the ability to pronounce every word correctly?

[illumined1]

@MinervaInTheBrain that was hardly my point

[lookit87]

Maybe you fail to understand that these "pseudo-intellectuals" are simply framing their argument in a comprehensible way, that is, a field of study, for their interlocutor to easily refer to. See? Two things on your list you can avoid by not granting the confidence in stating your lack of intellectual confidence.

[lookit87]

I can save you a few instances of future hate-filled moments. You admit that you there are things you'll never understand(a very presumptuous statement, even if it's directed at yourself)& you hate that however you also hate when others insert the word 'philosophical' before the 'argument' when referencing their own as though the words themselves are the selling points here. (cont'd)

[Daclunator]

I hate people who will give you up

I hate people who will let you down

I hate people who run around

and most of all, I hate people who desert you.

[M0US3P0T4TO]

@Daclunator I don't believe that I have ever been rick-rolled in quite that fashion before. Congratulations.

[viking977]

@Daclunator i hate people that keep saying memes long after they stopped being funny.

[mandrellian]

@viking977 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[Daclunator]

@viking977 Are you a strange to love?

[viking977]

@viking977 *FLAME-SHIELD RAISED*

[styxman09]

@Daclunator I hate people who tell a lie

[zpgJiggleBilly]

@Daclunator what do you mean by people who run around?

[CMO999]

@Daclunator What's wrong with running around? I love running around!

[Daclunator]

@CMO999 Abit dense, are we?

[CMO999]

@Daclunator Maybe it's obvious to you what you mean, but I'm not the only one who likes running around and doesn't know what you mean by that!@

[hughes7520]

@Daclunator Fuckin legend.

[SeanathenII]

I like olives...but other wise I agree with you :)

[Crickett2814]

So, among the things dprjones doesn't hate..... Ghost ridin' the whip. Rick Rolls When Americans call it "soccer". Planking the New York Yankees MMORPG's telemarketers Vending machines that eat your money 1337 speak txt spk Interntional Mispellings Latin (the language) The inability for other planets in our solar system to support life. and dprjones does not hate the Beastie Boys.

[mmorrtt]

Why does this bum hate the Pope and what he stands for?

[valkarin1]

Hey man, olives give my life a lot of meaning. Without olives, my life would be dull and sad. Why can't you keep your olive hating in the closet, where it belongs? Olive nazis!

[octoron85]

I hate the word hate.

[HubertCumberdale22]

aaawww yeah!! fuck olives!!!

[squirreljester2]

Biting my tongue pisses me off too.

[MrSyrett]

Switched off half way through

[HellRehab]

The teddy bear over Dpr's left shoulder looks like it's been sacrificed on an alter of books. I hate that.

All stuffed animals should be situated up-right as a matter of principle. Mine are.

[adler2adler]

you hate olives, you monster!

[foiran]

@adler2adler Yeah they are much better than avacados

[TheLivingDinosaur]

I admire your good nature in the out-takes, dpr. If I put out a blooper reel of mine I think it would even be censored by the International Federation of United Road Workers, Sailors and Football Managers.

[savageecho]

@dprjones So full of hate...

I bet you are a fairly happy person who enjoys life and that you care enough to hate despicable and stupid things.

Cheers.

[Domzdream]

DPR...have a dubie. That always seems to solve the mood.

[Deanballoonatic]

How can you say you hate Rainy Days and Mondays and also say hate Americans?

You know who also hated Rainy Days and Mondays, or at the very least it brought her down was Karen Carpenter! She was an American; Jesus was the son of a Carpenter, do you hate him also?

[Koorikage]

Liked for the 5-year porn collection

[Sunhawk7ajj]

lol, Grumpy old man,.... hell ya

[arseymcpherson]

Hates olives and avocados? Un-subscribed.

[caveman73]

Love the out takes. Good video DPR, glad I get to see them again (Was deployed far away where they block youtube... For same I know)

[TheUltimateNihilist]

Good Carpenters reference.



[ooolikujy]

thumbs up for hating the pope

[Relyt22]

I hate accidentally a word.

[dabigq]

Not to worry... most Americans jokingly hate all Brits as well!

[TAz69x]

Olives taste like shit; guacamole and avocados too

you have good anti-tastes

[jamma246]

Povisitisivitisivisit

[curlew0609]

Growing old isn't so bad. It is freeing. Going into a room, wondering why I did so, remembering what I what I wanted as soon as I leave the room, and then forgetting, again, as soon as I go back into the room - MORE THEN ONCE - does drive me nuts. That's why I've started to carry a little notepad with me.

[nilbud]

@curlew0609 You should train yourself by smoking tons of green.

[PlatypusCaper]

I hate how because this video has the word "grind" in it, I now get half a side column worth of suggestions all about Skate 3

[noursette29]

nice to see you chuckling :)

[jamesfintona123]

from looking at the video picture i'd say everything grinds your gears. after watching the video im hypotheses is confirmed.

[heloizyjhenifer]

I don't see how you could easily do without a word like epistemology or ontology without boring periphrases all over the place.

That said, I have no idea what a positivist is, nor do I care at this moment. Which of course makes a flaming positivist sound ridiculous to me.

Also, a philosophical argument does make sense sometimes. For example an argument as to how I should earn more money can hardly be philosophical. The "philosophical" in "philosophical argument" describes the teleology.

[BassAceReturns]

I hate avocados and olives too!

[Mrflammableduck]

i love olives

[spacecoke]

22 people hate those who disagree with them.

[Tigranis]

I don't hate ignorance because some degree of it is inevitable. However, -willful- ignorance makes me bite the heads off of kittens.

That's metaphorical kittens, not actual kittens. Real ones are just too cute for that. <_<

[MrIStillDontCare]

1 minute and 10 seconds to mention ignorance ? That would definitely be the first i'd mention.

[Psykomancer]

I hate olives too!

[Astrobrant2]

A good video to make in black & white.

You're a flaming floccinaucinihilipilificationi­st.

(Well, it IS more alliterative.)

[truvelocity]

You hate TF. I know you do.

[wingedhorses]

I hate when the dentist tells me to stop crying because the other patients can hear me scream.

[practicalmagic9]

your positivism is proven in your insistance that you can indeed pronounce that word...glad bioicdance tagged you, dpr!thanks for the vid!

[ultimateinfinite]

I accept. x

[opacapaca]

Olives are the bomb.

Oh, and:

Logical Positivists unite!!!!

Someday we'll have the formula for everything!

[TheUltimate747]

sorry about your porn dpr, I feel your pain.

[Water4Jeremiah]

I think funerals are hypocritical too.

[infideluxe]

When you accidentally bit your tongue, what kind of pain-cry do you produce? I do that thing where I simultaneously inhale and scream.

[BeavisNButtheadRock]

Don't hate all americans, not everyone in america is a creationist dumbfuck who believes in fairytales; there are very few who don't but still, we exist.

[Plasmon19]

I hate lawyers....when they're not on my side. :P

[tiznogodz]

you are so damned cute! posi positiv posi pozzzz positivit

[4FunPlayin]

Flaming positivist. LOL.

Thx dpr now I know how to troll you :D

[JohnPersonage]

The street posts one gets me too.... why can't they double or even triple up some of the street furniture. Stupid councils.

[thernr]

I hate how are so correct

[SuperDESTROYER71]

Titties are always on my mind. Titties are cool!

[macbeckett]

I can sympatise. I, too, am a plaming fostititivst.

[MexxPowers]

Or creationist's ? BTW it is logical positivism, that is a true philosophical branch.

[mufc4527]

You don't hate 9/11 truthers?

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

@mufc4527

-

probably forgot about them, its easy because they're pretty irrelevant apart from the internet

[SuperiorApostate]

looks like titties were on your mind. you flaming positittivist.

[SuperiorApostate]

I hate when I bite on a fork when I eat something.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

yeah me too now

[jacobreinvented]

Hate Avacados!?! Communist!  I suppose you dislike guacamole as well. You pedophile!

[photodube]

Pogo stick. Just say, "Flaming pogo stick." It's easier.

[photodube]

Carpenters?

I see what you did there..  -_-

[CBTENGR100]

Awesome Grindige! From another old man, that about says it all for me too.

Flaming Positivis, funny stuff....Peace

[FishHeadSalad]

"porn collection"! ...and... "Karen Carpenter"....too funny!! That was fun!  thanx DPR.

-Salad

[jordanselko]

You hate people messaging you when you make a video. Well I guess thats why you never make videos anymore.

[SuperDESTROYER71]

You're a grumpy old Limey cuss, but you make great videos!

[SiriusMined]

I tagged you on the "dickhead" tag, but forgot to let you know (and that you aren't subscribed to me).

[Elaina43]

Don't hate growing old, it's better than the alternative.

[aman57]

@Elaina43  ...growing young? :)

[Elaina43]

@aman57

is THAT an alternative?!?!!? YouTube teaches me something new every day. Thanks 8‹D



[OASISriffs]

Do you know what grinds my gears? A spanner in the works...

[SuperAgnostic1]

i hated this video

[RichardRoy2]

A face palm might help the record go through the groove, I'm posititititi (smack) tive. See, it works.

[mystereed72]

Loquacious, that's a big word. Thems there fighting talk, sporty!

We share a lot of hates, maybe we have an English strain of hate.

[Aanthanur]

4 billion year of evolution and we still struggle witht he word positivist? But hey, as long some still see perfect design in it, it seems to be good enough :D

[BlitzNeko]

@Aanthanur 4 billion years??????

[Aanthanur]

@BlitzNeko sorry six day of creation a day off and 6000 to 10000 years?

[akrulla]

@2:05 Hahahaa!!

[AoaDAxMEGAMAN]

You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests. -Francis

[Sines314]

I hate bus stations, full of lost luggage and lost souls... then there's cruelty, tyranny and bigotry...

[squirrelrodent]

Very funny...

[panterguy]

I hate hating things.

[thegreatpanda]

Cont

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Cheers

[thegreatpanda]

Hey DPR, hope you're doing well I really enjoyed the video. Also, I wanted to say how much I appreciate the fund raising you're doing for MSF it's fantastic to see people getting involved. Here's the thing though I work for MSF and I wanted to make a suggestion, do you think it would be possible to suggest to the fine people who wish to donate that instead of giving one time gifts they instead give smaller amount monthly?

[ekhaat]

Very much the same here, except I don't hare war, more the reason why wars are fought.

And I hate when people think I'm joking when I'm not.

Cheers

[HiredGunGames]

i hate when i bite my toe and stub my tongue.....

[jipersson]

Rather a flaming posi-titti-vist than an extinguished nega-titti-vist.

[LAnonHubbard]

You touch on some good contrafibularities here.

[4me2cclearly]

"I hate all americans........ And I hate it when people don't understand when I'm having a joke.

Lmao!! I wonder why that is?

Could that be more dry?

I hate third nipples. The are just freaky.

[Doomedlight]

Porn collection?

[Paxmax]

Hahhaha, nice out take! nearly took me out too!

[dylanlawless1]

Olives though? 

[HealingBlight]

Fucking positivists!

[supakane]

@HealingBlight

I think you'll find it's postivitis

[PalaeoTheFox]

Ever seen the Tv program 'Grumpy Old Men'? XD

[NoFaithNoPain]

@PalaeoTheFox I hate "Grumpy Old Men"