Thrusting Into Teenage Girls' Minds

[TheRoadkillofficial]

'friends don't let friends become pop icons'

BEST QUOTE EVER!!!

[Slimboyfat1979]

THRUSTING eh?

[0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

There's pretty faces, and I like girls in goth attire, but yeah, getting them clothes off would be nice!

[SuperORION91]

Booboo Stewart's real name is Nils Allen Stewart, Jr.

Pretty much yes he does allow himself to be called Booboo.

I don't want to live this planet anymore...

[AKArainkit]

0:02 OMG! MY EYES!

[KittenKoder]

I liked computers, learned to program them, when I was a teen ... and computers were not even popular then, people thought it was a passing fad.

[xxxxxPr0xxxxx]

who the fuck is "bobo" ?!

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

the fat kid pointing and laughing is like a mini amazingatheist

[Timic83tc]

11:24 he was singing the MK theme because before he recorded the top 10 bosses chronologically :3

[emilyjembaby]

I stopped reading those in 6th grade.

[arthurion123]

the ending is the best xD



[wolffe93]

i hope you didn't spend money on this shit

[kramqmark]

Bustin Jeiber ==> BJ.... well done jonas bros

[kekene719]

The subscribers of these magazines need to spend one day in Syria to see what actually matters on this planet.

[TheZergBoi]

so glad im a canadian youth

[DeathMetalHub]

I laugh at the fact that one day this generation is going to run the world, and they will make cave men seem like highly qualified professors compared to these people. Hopefully I wont be alive to see that.

[themegaradical]

god dam that is an awesome phrase "culturally corrosive"

[HailTheLulz]

JUSTIN BIEBER,

Y U NO SHUT UP AND SHUTDOWN?

[GranfaloonIncarnate]

@77esto Yay! Iz found mah oppizet :D

[meemememeemee]

Your analysis of 'flight delays = not sweet' is too funny ;)

[666kingdrummer]

10:11 - 10:24 FAIL!!! HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!!

[snugglebear2012]

Justin Bieber is just another untalented fucking little shit who gets it girls pregnant and leaves them! I'm a teenage girl, but i totally agree! Does Justin Fucking Bieber have a career? Hell No! How can you fucking morons love this stupid, untalented, bitch? Don't even get me started on BooBoo! Who the hell is BooBoo anyway? You mother fuckers are absoloutely stupid! Justin Bieber only sings (if you call it singing and not screaming) for the money and the sex! He has a 15 minute career!

[bennouna93]

@snugglebear2012 I love you.

[77esto]

@snugglebear2012 Fuck you. Jb is awesome.

[Baenistheman]

@77esto Explain your statement.

[Steffeide]

lol imagine how people looked at TJ when he bought these magazines

[onlyme0349]

if there r any guys who pressed dislike u are either gay, having gender issues or u got bad education u should probably blame ur father of not giving u enough testosteron xD

[Chayraz2]

Vanilla ice was pretty big in his day.

Is he a music legend? Fuck no. Why?

Because his career lasted just under 15 minutes!

[13stevejohnson]

"justin exclusive" lol

[ghettolamp]

justin beiber is the new leif garret and nothing more.

[onlyme0349]

@ghettolamp who's leif garret?

[ghettolamp]

@onlyme0349 oh... that's sad v.v

[BloodReaver4]

Kurt Cobain is a music legend.

[idonthavefootprints]

Fucking lost it at the black and white effect

[WhisperBrony]

If you want a stupid magazine, read the Cosmopolitan. That thing filled my girlfriend's head with so many stupid untrue facts about men, relationships and sex that I had to intervene by sitting her down one day and discussing it with her.

[PancakeMassacre2]

cum party by the pool o.O

[JayThePokemonMaster]

The difference between the lengths of the videos "Teens Are Idiots" and "Proving Atheism Is True" is 69 seconds. :D

[HarrisonWinshire]

Nils Allen Stewart XD lolol

[yamon98]

i really don't understand why so many teenage girls are attracted to dudes that look like blatent homosexuals.

[zxzIzxz]

Why does the Dexter poster say Sexter?

[43Jodo]

It's kind of disturbing that you people are thumbsing up Sorry's comment.

I thought the people who watched these videos were a bit smarter than that.

[nathansthebest]

just came across you im now your new follower !!! i work in a tough buisness have a child and basically understand everything that your saying the way these magz portray the world is ridiculous all these magz are a fantasy world its a joke what a rip off

[Murderface55]

Kids are the future, frightened? I sure as hell am, perhaps this is why the world is gonna end soon...

[DathanielTDK]

If only I had any current teenage level girl relatives.  I'd so sit them in front of this video and say, "Yeah".

[awesomeface501]

@sportingchallenge go to youtube to mp3.org

[TheMagicalPuffBunny]

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[iluvwatermelons]

lmao at 5:00

[iluvwatermelons]

lol justin bieber has the unsexiest body ever

[iluvwatermelons]

dude did you seriously buy all those fagposters just for this video?

[TheBeautifulGamer]

@iluvwatermelons He stated in the video that they came from the magazines he was talking about.

[MrArchfail]

Actually,TJ,its not fiction.Gay men often talk about womens clothes.

[TheFlammableGas]

@LamentationsEnd Snipers aren't overrated! Spies are (not referring to tf2). I myself would prefer to go Ezio on those whores' little flat asses :)

[wolfwoman2241]

i freaking love this. i am a fourteen year old girl, my sister who is 12 reads this, and i burn them behind her back. how the hell can anyone possibly get any amusement out of reading about such idiotic and talentless people? id be quite happy if a well trained sniper assassin ended all their lives. ^.^

[LamentationsEnd]

@wolfwoman2241 Na snipers are overrated. If I was an assassin I'd go all Altair on their asses, pounce on em during a concert and what not.

[iluvwatermelons]

@wolfwoman2241 word, i'm 13 and i'm totes ma gotes on you with that one

[TarikGuy]

@wolfwoman2241

Marry me?

[13stevejohnson]

@wolfwoman2241 capitalism has turned us into mindless consuming psychopaths... oh well.

[fabaum22]

@wolfwoman2241 You should talk your sister away from it. I can only guess what kind of damage a long term exposure to that dead culture can do to the chick.

And if you're wondering, I'm serious about this one.

[wolfwoman2241]

@fabaum22 thanks, ill try and do that :) its just, she never listens to me. or anyone else for that matter. but ill try. for the future of mankind, i must!!!

[MuffintopWarrior]

@wolfwoman2241 The sniper wouldn't need to be well trained, he could just aim for their massive bloated ego.

[h3lldw3ll3r]

@wolfwoman2241 please have sex with me.

[andyandcarl]

@wolfwoman2241 ...ginger...

[wolfwoman2241]

@andyandcarl shhhh... no one has to know...

[andyandcarl]

@wolfwoman2241 Everyone has to know...

[wolfwoman2241]

@andyandcarl No. They don't. And if they find out... Your soul will be mine...

[andyandcarl]

@wolfwoman2241 Um, that's not very nice ):<

[wolfwoman2241]

@andyandcarl its just my job, bud

[KaiokenLuffy]

@wolfwoman2241 Please marry me !!! ...sorry dunno where dat came from oO

Anyways agree 100%

[wolfwoman2241]

@KaiokenLuffy haha SURE! :D

[xeryph]

@wolfwoman2241 What a happy ending

[UncleJoePlays]

lol theres a picture of George Carlin in the bottom left corner

[Seargent363]

@UncleJoePlays nice eye

[jackuhreee]

This is the first video I have ever seen by you, and I'm hooked already. You are a legend. Thankyou!

[beanodonnell]

decoding justice beavers tweets was the funnyist shit ever

[drawmuhammed]

lol tampons 3:26

[joujou264]

I ROFLed so fucking much, when he examined the Flight Delays part.

[joujou264]

NOOO! Why did you draw a beard and mustache on Justin?! You just glorified him, women don't get awesome mustaches and beards, they get little stumps.

[corycashatt90]

I didn't even know people read magazines anymore. Lol.

[FlunkedMath]

Take a look at the top right corner.

THE GAME!

[JefteNintendoNerd]

Athiest, I noticed that alot of your videos have no more than around 300 dislikes.. So what I am thinking is that there is some fucking group of faggots that band together to dislike your videos.. Yeah.. You fucking ROCK, man!!

[DXhardy831]

...jim morrison died at 27...

[lambovsatan225]

I'm a 19 year old.. youngman or what the fuck ever.. and I don't give a fuck. =)

[MrJebzoh]

Someone should take out the bird, cut the girl into a seperate picture, then put a Brazzers watermark.

[RequiemFear]

I love this bowlcut for the whole of 2010, every time I see that haircut I want to piss myself laughing.

[ambarigreyson3000]

@3:00-4:12 correction. friends arent afraid to tell other friends that you suck

[ambarigreyson3000]

im just gonna say to all adults watching this video...i truely appologize for our sucky music...

[CreeprThaReaper]

Alot of girls now...

[Djentard]

Wait...you bought it? You bought that magazine and supported them?

What. *faceshotgun*

[XxStarShardsxX]

I'm a 16-year-old girl and the only way I've kept my sanity is by learning to laugh at stupid people.

[Djentard]

@XxStarShardsxX Yay, humanity might just survive another century!

[XxStarShardsxX]

@Djentard nah, no way. Fifty years at most, the way things are going..

[drprofcapt]

The Beatles became music legends in their twenties. And God knows I'd never say anything positive about Bieber, let alone compare him to some of my idols, but I just think that there are so many problems with him besides age.

[ExemptYourself]

I'm a teen girl and I hate all of these. :D

[justinpnetwork]

Bustin Jeiber. Initials: BJ. HAHAHAHA!!

[AmyKaulitzTheRugrat]

@TubeOnTheInternet f*** off! Have you ever heard of freedom of speech? It seems like you don't.

[BlackIce700]

@SorryNoCommentHere Are you some kind of wizard???

[TheReverantChoir]

@SorryNoCommentHere dude, you sould surf around all youtube videos and troll them out

[Unnamed0909]

@SorryNoCommentHere I don't know man, I gotta disagree with you on this one.

[realcodeman11]

@SorryNoCommentHere

You created that account just for that one joke?

...Have my internets.

[AmyKaulitzTheRugrat]

I am a teenage girl, 14 years old.

I don't read stupid magazines. I read books like Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, Narnia, The Lost Tales of Fionn McCumhail, that actually teach me something.

I don't listen to talentless people. I listen to Evanescence, Tokio Hotel, Green Day, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Queen, Rolling Stones, Bon Jovi, Michael Jackson, etc.

I'm ashamed to be a teenager in this generation. I don't know why people are so stupid to give their money to buy shitty magazines.

[TubeOnTheInternet]

@AmyKaulitzTheRugrat gtfo. already been done brah

[shadowsangheili]

this is the most hilarious video you've ever done! i love you!

!

[kilulafo]

You didn't draw a Chaplin Moustache on to a SINGLE one of them!!?!

[Soldier0123456]

"for some reason im doing the mortal kombat theme"

LMFAO

[SuperFlameRing]

Fuck you Justin Bieber, now my "Boobies = Good" line is ruined forever. >:\

[Emlis16]

I was meant to be born in the 60's, 70's, 80's, I swear.....

I mean..my fucking "The Rolling Stones" hoodie came today :P

-Is old lady with a walking stick- Teenagers these days! No respect!

Fuck Lady Gaga...Fuck all of it..cept Tame Impala...which is basiclly The Beatles of 2012

[MandiLuvsVideos]

Please stop referring to the vapid imbeciles who idolize Justin Bieber as "teenagers." As a teen it infuriates me to be even remotely associated with this group of people. And I believe that stupidity knows no bounds, that includes age. (i.e. Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum & the people that follow/believe in them)

[Wronzoff]

The "flight delay" decoded was genius!

I wish I had subscribed to you earlier.

[BooNube]

Hey TJ - do more like this and show that you'll do stuff like your old Distressed Watcher Top 10 lists (like the speeches one - that was great) and I'll be happy to drop $25 for NotProductive and suspect many others will too. You can hold me to that.

[SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

SPECIAL EFFECTS!

[inmymercedes]

Dramatic readings of teen magazines? This is the most hilarious 20 minutes ever :DD

[ANinjaSpartan]

*sigh* I hate my generation.

[Emlis16]

@ANinjaSpartan You're not alone :)

I'm sure lot's of other teens think we're all fuckwits :P

[MutantBamHammer]

yeah, right. because their minds are what I want to get into

[Tomisgreat56]

You look like you're in your pyjamas...

[MrFlyinhigh]

WOW did he just say the future is going to be a flaming ball of shit? Proving the Devil will return, hey he said it...

[bakonfreek]

these magazines are stupid people from the future fucking with us

[SteelerEagleFan]

12:42 It's TOO FUNNY!!! I was fucking dying of laughter.

[EquitesVeritatis]

This is how stupid the majority of western youth are, why do you think atheism even exists? :P

Not to mention how hmm alot of our so called men are actually walking vaginas?

[uniquegirrrl]

hahahaha you're so funny!!!

[GarchompNation]

You need to bring back that introduction. AHAHA it is sick.

[Tinithor]

lol this is hysterical.

[kaitegurlxo]

As a 12 year old girl i would like to apologize on behalf of my generation. I would like to also apologize about what my generation has done to music.

luckily not all of us cling to brain dead over-produced bullshit that our public calls "music".

i would like to name some good bands that the non-brain dead part of my generation listens to.

marilyn manson,dead Kennedys ,nine inch nails,green day,seether, evenessence ECT.

i am deeply sorry yours truly -violet

[mitchellguittar10]

@kaitegurlxo as a boy your age, i agree. kids nowadays listen to fucking shit. how did we go from ozzy and acdc to lmfao and lady gaga? it's sad. there should be a boycott against hip hop and dubstep.

[kaitegurlxo]

@mitchellguittar10 i know we went from theses talented people who could sing and wright

music to now were we have half assed lyrics and we don't evan sing we ether let a computer do that for us or we just or we just talk real fast with a shitty over produced "beat"

[RhysHammy]

@mitchellguittar10 defo dude.. music is retarded now. bring back the 50's - 89'

[SummonedSong]

@kaitegurlxo The Dead Kennedys are amazing, oh, and look up Sonic Youth, you'll like them.

[AlphaGreenStar]

@kaitegurlxo i feel the same, i'm 13 and i fucking tired of people thinking i'm a radio zombie just cuz other ppl my age are. seriously 1956-1998 was the only good era of music :(

[ambarigreyson3000]

@AlphaGreenStar any period of music that was before ours is goodin my opinion but i see your point

[lambovsatan225]

@kaitegurlxo Marilyn Manson is a whore. He hasn't done anything that bears any meaning since "The Beautiful People" and Evanescence is a sellout.

[Rikk1825]

@kaitegurlxo You shouldn't have to apoligize for the actions of the ignorant masses.

[SatyriconMetalero]

@kaitegurlxo Fuck go listen to justin bieber ad all of that crap, marilyn manson green day and all of dat shit is poser

[TheReverantChoir]

@SatyriconMetalero Manson is not poser, he is an intelectual guy and very clever as a person. He knows what he does

[SatyriconMetalero]

@TheReverantChoir You are trying to say a greedy fucker ?

[TheReverantChoir]

@SatyriconMetalero i give a shit, I respect him. Altough I just like 4 songs from him

[ObliviousBurrito]

@kaitegurlxo Green Day blows, evanescence is lame, but the Kennedys own.

[givemearandomnamenow]

@kaitegurlxo Simple Plan is cool too. :)

ME AGAINST THE WORLD! Totally non-conformist.

[joujou264]

@kaitegurlxo I regained faith in this generation, thank you, I hope you end up as someone who will rule the world, rather than the brain dead to rule over it.

[fpsexcellence]

@kaitegurlxo nine inch nails, greenday, seether, and Marilyn Manson aren't good bands. In fact, I put them in the same league as Justin Bieber.

[AdiG1]

@fpsexcellence That's just your opinion on those 4 bands. They are nowhere near the level or league the Bieber plays in. They are far superior to Bieber, while he's more parent-approved. Manson is hated by religious sorts because of songs like "Fight Song" and "Personal Jesus", Greenday made many American haters with "American Idiot", Seether sings about inner turmoil that no remedy can cure (no pun intended) and I know nothing about NIN. Bieber is loved by Tween morons.

[kaitegurlxo]

@AdiG1 perfectly summed your awesome

[JohanBomholt]

gAyMEN

[MrQGG]

by the way, why have you changed the titles of all your videos? lol this used to be called: "Penetrating teenage girls minds"

[Zetwo88]

@MrQGG Hey buddy. It's a different video, look at the suggested videos. :P

[The313juggalo]

6 minutes in to the video I just realized this was 20 minutes lol

[DXstarman]

11:37 justens tweets: i love my famly!!! wait..... (looks closer) i hate my family, and im in the music biz for money, FUCK MY FANS!!!! wow.....

[Logan800]

TheAmazingAtheist you fuckin' Pwn!!!

[TheSorilla]

222000th viewer ;D

[halloweenfan92]

@TheSorilla yea me too!....the fuck is wrong with the view counter?

[MattCotterMovies]

Some teenage girls are very smart, unfortunately, this proves that number is disturbingly low.

[Mihailo3000]

In the (real) background on the news paper i says AMEN, and it was corrected in to gAyMEN

[TheMauso88]

I can imagine TJ buying these magazines, with the huge stack of pornos on top to hide them.

[Litterboxer529]

Big Time Rush sounds like a fucking male enhancement tablet

[punkrocker539]

i bought a michael jackson cd...he died

then i bought an amy winehouse cd...she died

after that i bought an iphone...steve jobs died

then i thought: I'M GOING TO BUY A JUSTIN BIEBER CD!!

[Arabmuneyfunny]

@punkrocker539 Sell your Micheal Jackson CD!

[punkrocker539]

@Arabmuneyfunny lost it

[jason200912]

@punkrocker539 then you got beat up by all your friends

[punkrocker539]

@jason200912 wtf makes you think that?

[ImaWizard15]

@punkrocker539 DO IT PLEASE

[adaksteter]

@punkrocker539 Hurray for comments that rip of memebase!

[adaksteter]

@adaksteter off*



[shihtzupup98]

@punkrocker539 No....GTFO You aren't funny.

[Douglas117955]

@punkrocker539 if you buy it YOU die :D