this is quite homoerotic

[kuteasabutton56]

YAY TORCHWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[moira1785]

rsrs great!

[Stormandfire]

I find Rhys' emphasis on the phrase "cock things up" rather hilarious.

(This and the fact Kai Owens drunk tweets at John Barrowman that he loves him is why I ship these two.) <3

[Clueless89]

XD I love it! Ah Jack, television loves you. ^.^

[emoemusan]

There are no straight men--only those who haven't met Jack. 

[purepulp]

Welp, I'm totally using this clip for my presentation on british television shows with portrayals of homosexuality at uni tomorrow hahaha. Thanks for uploading!

[StaraziaSelin66]

only captain jack.

[Stryder687]

what episode is this?

[KatWilson93]

@Stryder687 Meat, season 2 I think

[AngelZaper207]

lol! "Do i show off?!!" "Just a bit..." XD

[RaxaPatorious]

This short "Do I show off?" sounds really John-Barrowmanish :D

[DedicatedShipper]

And Gwen's just all 'oh my God, please don't hit on my boyfriend.'

[18nationarmy]

bahahaahaha jack has the power to turn anybody gay. scratch that. jack has the power to make others turn jack-oriented, no matter wat their original orientation was xD

[Roseparker1993]

love jack!!!!!!!

[phantomsonlylove]

"Do i show off?"

"Just a bit"

I LOVE IANTO!!! freaking love him

[crazy4GMH]

what season is this from?

[18nationarmy]

@crazy4GMH this was from season 2, the episode 'meat" i believe (ep 4). this is wen rhys first finds out abut wat gwen does as a living

[tokyopanda13]

Jack says directly to the audience. xDD

[MissJGibson]

press 8 xxx

[RiverPond00]

I meant homoerotic not homoronic.

[tokyopanda13]

@RiverPond00 giving off very gay undertones (or overtones)

[RiverPond00]

What does homoronic mean?

[maxochic1]

Just sat there pressing 9 over and over.

[jack69ist]

Jack should just kiss him to shut him up

[ChristyCullen101]

"Do I show off?"

"Just a bit."

Ianto. <3

[pamelasm85]

im glad that a moment after seeing this scene for the first time I could look up, "this is quite homoerotic" and find the clip. thank you internet.

[GaryThaPlasticDino]

I keep rewinding Gwen at the end.

Nonono. Nonono. Nonono.

[Moonshine3991]

Hahaha, I could never expect another response from Jack...! LMAO

[vampires18]

lmfao

[chubkuriboh]

Rhys or jack?

Both please! yum!:p

[ScorpiousMagnus]

The first time I saw this on the telly I burst out larfing!!! It's sooooooo Jack 2 say that.

[gleeistheword]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL IANTO RIGT. just saying :)

[gleeistheword]

@OverheatingMyMind ahh. now i understand.. xD

[greengrapefruit54]

@gleeistheword

If you're talking about people spelling Ianto as Janto, they aren't spelling anything wrong. Janto is the ship name for Jack and Ianto. Also known as the ultimate OTP. :)

[gleeistheword]

@greengrapefruit54 i actually wasn't talking about that, people spell it like "Yanto" and it's really annoying:') thanks anyway though xD

[utterXnutter]

0:17 :p

[BleedingHearts37]

I love Jack!

I wish Torchwood was back on. I've missed my Janto fix.

[MissPenginChan]

@BleedingHearts37 no Janto fixes :'( BUUUT the new season of Torchwood is going to start July 1! and it's gonna take place in America! it will be airing on Starz here in the US and whichever channel it comes on in the UK, but I don't know about BBCAmerica yet...

[JohnBarrowmanFan900]

WA HA HA love it

[RazorbladeToHell]

Brilliant :D.

I love Gwen's 'no no no no' ^^

And I can't believe I put 'love' and 'Gwen' next to each other >:¬(.

'Do I show off?' 'Just a bit.' Ianto's voice is lovely :D

[DalueCommentarys]

LOL

[erinye94emort]

What's the name of the series??

[NUMB3RSLUV3R]

@erinye94emort Torchwood

[erinye94emort]

@NUMB3RSLUV3R thnx :)

[coolmovie88]

@erinye94emort Torchwood

[charonelli]

The character Gwen's response is spot on.

[benjiboypoo]

lol

[graysea87]

oh :13

[roose85723]

Lol I feel like barrowman added that line

[alainawithana]

thats what he said... XD

[mizzuks]

Fucking hell. I lol'd

[chinagrrl]

Oh my God! That's too freakin' funny!!!  LOLOLOLOL!

[buffyandangelruber]

"Do I show off?"

"Just a bit."

I remember having a Massive fit of giggles when he said "This is quite homoerotic."

And Ianto's face when he said it!

[XOTemporaryWoundsOX]

This scene is just... plain epic. I nearly cried laughing, scratch that, I DID cry laughing when I watched this scene for the first time. John Barrowman is immense, plan and simple... and I'm totally pissed that RTD killed Ianto off. Jack and Ianto NEED to be together, Torchwood NEEDS Janto to be any good. <3

[StrawberryCoke]

omg i laughed so hard at this scene

[auroralunascopes]

COCK things up...lol ^^

[HellsyG11]

i wish you could see ianto's face when jack says it!! <3

[shoppinglegends]

bahahahahahahaha

[DrottningHel]

hahahah

[Howtchdoor409]

its cute how Jack and Ianto are so calm about it all

[AngelLoverGirl24]

this is like the FUNNIEST torchwood scene ever ... or, ya know, almost. i still do love my stopwatches and tape measures. Lol.

[SjoukJDB]

"Just when you thought it wasn't possible for Torchwood to get more blatantly gay."

LOL. XD

[tasharox64]

I love how he says 'do I show off?' in such a high-pitched indignant voice :)

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

this is quite homoerotic

gewn: nononono XDD

[billTWINCESTtom]

do I show of?

just a bit.

xD

[twilightnotthebook]

LOL

this was great

"just a bit" :D

[RenSpencer]

XD I swear, this is the second awesomest Torchwood series two clip ever.

[tinyke3]

I love the way Gwen's like ; Nonononoo

[Namaechan]

He's not stealing her husband, no way... ;D Like that xD

[angelusgirl95]

episode meat

[CJ7023]

lol!!!! Jack and Ianto are sooo funny!

x

[takaeyed]

classic!

r.i.p. Ianto

[FinalDestination019]

I always crack up when he says "rather than *cock* things up". He puts so much emphasis on the word cock XD.

[TakeruTakemoto12]

Lmfao! That was pretty homoerotic. ;D

Loved Jack there. x3

[TheLastLoneWolf]

Jack: (kinda... zoned out after cocked....)

[xokatyxo]

LOVE John Barrowman in this scene. His reactions are just hilarious. (Gareth David Lloyd's "Just a bit" is classic too.) Love how Rhys is getting louder and angrier and closer by the word and Jack is not even blinking.. let alone flinching or backing away. Classic. Easily one of the best bits in that episode.

[lovemeanslove10203]

Jack/John is my favorite person like... ever.

also Ianto/Gareth.

:) this show just makes me happy

[Hazey1215]

Jack fucking rocks!

[Seathicle]

Gwesn just like : OH SHIT NO!

[MrHaveAClue]

Do i show off"

Just a bit"

Lol, jack obviously though that ianto was going to say no ofcourse your not, butt no he is just a bit :D

Makes me laugh :L

<3 torchwood though <3

[dreamlovesmanic]

what the hell is wrong with them being gay. i think its so sweet and i cryed so friggen hard whent they killed ianto

eeeeee i cant wait to meet ianto at the convention here

[hotlips255]

Ianto...gone!!!

[LovelyWickedGrin]

Jack: Do I show off?

Ianto: Just a bit.

Me: Ianto and Jack are so* bad ass! They have the most wicked sense of humour (especially Ianto :D) And they go together so amazingly. God, I just...They are freaking awesome. Brilliant. (avid Janto shipper here, people. I love* them together.<3 :D)

Jack: This is quite homoerotic.

Me: Jack, I love you. God, he is so wicked. :D o.O freaking BRILLIANT* :D

[marcofan101]

plzzz tell me the name of this ep so i can be on the look out for it

[britneywannabe]

This is season 2 episode 4 the episode is called MEAT

[dangermouth007]

I love this scene, its great. thanks for putting it on

[siobhan777]

ROFL Gwen's the funniest-

O_O! Nooo no no no no.... -runs in to separate-

[sangisan]

yup! i love gwen,,,

[verdigrisfille]

Oh - they cut Gwen's "Oh, no no no no no!" at the end. That was almost as funny as the "homoerotic" comment itself.

[villaj1]

Just as long as he keeps Gwen away from Jack, I'm happy.

Sorry but I'm a Janto fan.

[naomilygirl]

@villaj1 agree!

[frankiero24680]

@villaj1 who isn't XD

[twins1729]

LOL!

Very funny! :)

[Artemis1000]

*helpless giggles*

[JackyMedan]

xD.. the only thing on Jack's mind..

[Qiaofan]

mine 2 lol

[Becki105]

I bet they had to do that over 50 times before John could say his line without laughing

[bugeyedmonster2]

Funny!

[RichardAshcroftFanUK]

OMG! look @ Jack's face when he says the line. He just wants to burst out lauthing. As, we all know that John Barrowman can't go one second without lauthing his head off.

[looneyngilo2]

LOVE Ianto frowning at 'stuff it!'. :)

[Kerriangel]

what does Homoerotic mean???

just messin with ya!!!

[doctorwhonumber1]

Janto Is Love :)

I Love How It's Rhys Trying To Be The Big Man, And Jack Doesn't Really Seem To Notice xD

[lauraislost]

LOL, I love this bit!

I &hearts; Rhys!

[LittleTeaPot1]

LOL!!

Jack: do i show off?

Ianto: Just a bit

love gwen's reaction dont like rhys that much tbh

xx

[foreverforall]

It really is..

[AtemRehema]

I love Jack's reaction XD Only he would think of something like that when someone's up in his face blowing steam at him

[Luusie]

Love Gwen's reaction. xD

[queenRio]

haha funni jack "du i show off". and ianto "just a bit"

[eversoplucky]

And Jack says what every single member of the audience is thinking...:D Love it.

[breakingthehabit2008]

ROFL

[hellotherekids111]

amazingly funny,

jack + ianto = phwoar

[xTorchwoodxGirlx]

lol Ianto is so sweet "just a bit" xD

[goggles226]

hahaha.. sorry but that's all i can think to say.

thanks for the scene.

haha.

[mhorrighan]

Love it to pieces. All four are brilliant.

[alessis8]

All four of them play that perfectly. I love Rhys just for this scene! :) And with the Welsh accent -- just mmmmm!

[blinkmeee]

hahaha i love jack 8DDD

[fooblygoo]

"do i show off!!!" "just a bit" lol lanto is so cute

[xxStarAngelxx]

*SHRIEKS with laughter* So very funny. Love Ianto's comment too. Lmao just wonderful.

[rachelhutchings]

*faints of laughter* every time it nva fails pmsl i hope there is more of this in season 3 hehe and even more jack ianto ;p

[PrincessPotato]

XD

*dies laughing*

Best clip ever

[xoxRaz]

I love how Jack says "this is quite Homoerotic" to Gwen not Rhys:P

[xoxRaz]

yeah it is - that ep is creepy

[mistressofmephisto]

this is brilliant! does anyone know in which episode that is?

[1livi1rox]

its brilliant

i forgot that was in there

now i hav 2 watch dat episode again

rofl

[VampireCheese]

Nice choice of wording Reece. Great comeback Jack!

[livefortoday17]

Ohhhhh this entire part is so funny!

[Celticgirl264]

I love that after JB says this is quite homoerotic, Gwen goes no, no, no and the clip ends. If you don't watch the whole scene it sounds like gwen is saying no sex with rhys.

[xXxSmufflesxXx]

Lmfao! OO a 3 some =].

[BarrowmanLuvva]

J: Do I Show Off?

I: Just A Bit!!!!!!!!!!!!

[x0x0xbaybeex0x0x]

oh god, that line cracks me up so much :D

and i do love Jack's exchange with Ianto

[MrsRammsteinKruspe]

I love how Jack asks Ianto if he's a show off and not anyone else cause I think he trusts Ianto more than anyone.

[Tullz90]

ahahaha

i love jack and ianto

'this is quite homoerotic' lol

well reece does choose the right words.. lol

[boothbabe12]

LOL!

love this clip, especially at the end because the way this is cut, it makes it sound like gwens scared jacks gonna try something... ;)

bet he would...

[Voyeuristik]

Ianto is a quip god. Not to mention adorable to boot.

And yes, Torchwood may just be the most blatantly gay show on television, but to be honest, it would probably be a hell of a lot more boring if it weren't. Great clip!

xoxoxoxoxoxox

[mylovelygaara]

OMG that's wicked funny. XD What episode is that???

[queenastilon]

'Meat'

[mylovelygaara]

Thanks! -^^-

[timelady1994]

Jack* do i show off

Ianto* just a bit

lol

i love them both Janto 4 eva

[cwcowles]

Ryes is actually turning into my favorite character on the show. Comples, passionate, funny, and obviously commited to Gwen on many levels.

[ksb78]

lol and he(Rhys) loves wife swap!

[icebluewolf]

Lol

I found this so funny

I laughed so much when I first saw it

[andgadoline]

That Was the funnyest thing ever, i did not expect that when i saw it lolxx

[RootBooster]

I laffed like hell when he said that! Typical Jack!

[viridismonasteriense]

I love the interaction between Ianto and Jack. 'Did I show off?' 'Just a bit.'

And just that line cracked me up so bad first time viewing...

[artynotclarty]

You gotta admit this is quote homoerotic

Ooft I Would John You Are StunninG..x

You Took My Breathe away and if i were that close you lips would be mine m8 i dnt care ur gay it makes yooh hotter!

[SarekOfVulcan]

My wife watched this last night, and screamed with laughter at this point. Afterwards, she made me watch it: same reaction. :-)

[CarrieJBfan]

Well U can't say "just when it couldn't get more gay..." Cause it's

a) Not all gay (there are a FEW straight relationships...)lol

b) It's bi or 'omni-' in Jack's case not gay!

[sarahbradbury]

tee hee

[keepringing]

homoerotic wow really!!!

[LyrieWildfire]

I just love it when Torchwood says out loud, what many of the people watching, are thinking.

[archangel2467]

I enjoy watching the show and love the Ianto/Jack scenes BUT if they put Gwen/Jack together they have lost a fan. You might as well call Gwen the Go around Office girl. She cheated on Rhys with Owen then reconn him.

[livvylove02]

exactly THANK YHOO shes getin her way threw the team welll tryin in she claims to "love" rhys

[XxXTorchwoodFanXxX]

Trust Jack to say that lol.

I bet Rhys would have a threesome with Gwen and Jack. Who wouldnt?

[PixiVixi]

I'm in the middle of the library and laughing so much lol. I loved it when he said that XD