Falcon Heene is...BALLOON BOY!!!1

[DOUGLA192]

That last annotation made me LOL! XD

[Aldenbianconi]

OMG U NEED URE HAT

[epl0si0n]

the hell calls their son Falcon, what they gonna call their next son(s)? Commodore or Prius?

[JobecRichardson]

Hideing in a Box? It's Snake!?

[xXxilikepianoXD]

lol clitter dick i got that from cluster fuck haha

[jjmcrocker]

what happened to the hat seth

[Copper389]

Yea its the eagle xD.

FALCON PUNCH! XD

[Bullfrogkillla]

beanie. WAIR IS TEH BEENIE?!

[jbrizzyrecords]

lol seth loved the kanye west /anne frank annotation at the end ***** (5 /5)

[furubafan8]

I wonder why nobody thought to check the attic in the first place. 0_0 Did everyone else think (without a doubt) that he was in the balloon, too?

[BjornPalmen]

@furubafan8 The boy's brother said he had seen Falcon playing near the balloon. The balloon was untethered and rose more than a mile. Meanwhile Falcon could not be found anywhere. My theory is he went into hiding after accidentally releasing the balloon.

[myownplylst]

and my friend thought MJ was getting takeout. (that was a joke my friend told me)

[putdownthreads]

i hope when that kid grows up he buys a boat, so he can CAPTAIN FALCOOOOON!... and he better punch people too...

[pikacunut]

lol

[monmon12358athotmail]

if he was in a helium tin balloon or whatever he'de be dead. not enough oxygen. how did those retards not think of that.

mom:Quick in the box!!!

boy:but this dont make sence mommy

mom:i dont care

boy:but i cant breath in a helium balloon for an hour

mom:oh no1's gonna care about the little details...

and thats how the boy and his mom decided that he needed more sandwitches. ftw

[Drewdancerclassic7]

right on!

[MsSherle]

Please put Heene in jail. He is a threat to everyone and he is also an asshole.

[TheLittlefrog96]

WHY THEY CALL HIM THE BALLOON BOY

[drumrun]

His name is Falcon. It reminds me of the code used... THE FALCON HAS LANDED!! LMFAO oh wait Falcon's not on the ship! LMFAO

[overheater34]

to my comment down there --v:

anne frank: world hide and seek champion 1942-1944

falcon heene: world hide and seek runner up 50 minutes adrift in a balloon

[cooprrw]

penisheads

[M1i2K3E4]

well. here's to balloon boy *cheers* this video adds to the already big amount of publicity you're getting.

[newpinesap]

the guy who set off the balloon lives less than 5 miles away from me and honestly, it was not even a big deal here in foco, but somehow it gets to asia. Please explain this to me

[4everPR]

lol i love the little comment at the end of the video up top. but basically this family is waked out. the mom is a dumbass too and the children will also fail at life if the stay with them.

[ganglymrmean]

All i have to say is WOW!

[XXIXAK47XIXX]

lol this happend bout 4 or 5 miles away from my house.....wouldent wanna play hide n seek with that kid (he is good at it)

[overheater34]

lol! anne frank: hide and seek champion of the world 1942-1944

[zildjianfan101]

lmao

[TealGhost2]

i saw it on fox news.....GO FOX news

[Vanotr]

hey seth, what's the music you use at the beginning of your videos?

[spmandmtgr]

hahahahaha oh no wekersser nnnnnnooooooooo lol omg good one

[shelbeezy91]

"clusterfuck" lmfao

great point. and i like the anne frank thing at the end. hahhaaha

[shelbeezy91]

funny thing is..i just found out about this yesterday. lol

im so behind.

[lovestopanic]

did you rant twice about the same thing?? you must be angry! :)

[vivace737]

music at the begining?

[ChobeeSk8r]

Are you sure that your beanie is in a box in the attic, or is it drifting away in a helium balloon? lmao. Nice rant, 100% agreed.

[xboxdude347]

a person in my school is called everton and trafford and guderson. no lie

[Starroid92]

awsome rant

[joeshmowyaknow]

yah put the beanie back on i can see your bald spot

[theshakedownstreet]

supposively this "father" is going to pay a fine and possibly jail time (up to 6 years!?!) but the fine is gonna cost a shitload for the search and rescue and the shutdown of the airport and the military being alerted.

[adaquin95]

WTF where is the beanie SUBSCRIBE PEOPLE

[JiselleTheJerK]

Lol whiskers get away from da balloon....LMFAO

[maximus3693]

im sure you have already found out but that douchebag heene family has their own youtube show about chasing tornados or some shit

[SyCo888]

Falcon is a cool name

[LegendaryNeOJD]

The Kanye annotation at the end was a nice touch.

[bassistmitchell]

lol falcon.. Raven is exceptable but not falcon

[4everMNU]

that was hilarious the annotation at the end!

[jungleman68]

he'll have a signature punch

[solborimm]

he better learn how to PAWNCH!

[antiswattt2]

whiskers? naaaaow!! xDhahaha

[chunky4694]

my voice teaches cousin was that woman on wife swap with that family

[heerbee91]

my kids is named Blackdick, Noobface and dickhead : ) (blackdick & dickhead is twins!!)

[Warl0rd991]

Noobface would be really funny:DD LOL made my day! ;)

[misstariana]

Aw I have missed your humor and that sexy face. Damn it feels good to be back

[xTommyC]

hahahaha! loved the text pop up thing u put at the end. made me laugh out loud...and to think i thought the kanye west thign was getting old..

[emroth23]

i agree with this dude lol that was some funny caption at the end of this vid five stars :)

[hivihauir]

whiskers come back don't leave I loves you!!!!! =P

[blaquejaxx]

I flippin love the Kanye West/Anne Frank thing at the end ... Wow, bet no one's ever said that before.

[moonlitstrike]

falcon is just a little boy and it makes me mad to think that parents would take advantage of a little kid just to get on tv. the usa shouldn't even allow for that type of crap to make it on tv. all it does is show how stupid americans can be. (i'm american for the record)

[94guitar08]

AHHHHH where is the beanie !

[Patsy1985]

Seriously people are pretty freaking stupid if they did believe that kid was in that balloon. I didn't believe it just because I saw that episode of Mythbusters where they lifed a child with helium balloons and it took like a thousand balloons to get her off the ground...that crappy ass balloon they made, I'm actually surprised stayed up in the air that long. I guess a positive spin on it would be to prove how stong duck tape it....lol

[rangexmagex]

lol at the duck tape

[mandkvanhoose]

If people can believe that there is a man named Jesus who walked on water and made a lot of fish out of one fish and did all kind of other shit and then was killed for breaking the laws (of the time) and then came back...they will eat this boy in a balloon shit up

[Luckilius]

"Unless you are the stupidest motherfucker on the face of this earth," lmfao, my thoughts exactly.

[lironess]

Sadly there is no such thing as bad publicity. Watch the episodes of wife swap, they are on you tube now....it is apparent exactly why everyone was suspicious.

They are now deciding exactly which charges to file, there are a lot of possibilities. I think they will at least get a hefty fine, and Social Services is now watching them.

[TheBamberlyShow]

I heart large angry man rants.

[MiGSweep]

The boy's name is "Falcon" and his brothers are "Snake" and "Two Dogs Fucking."

[madagascarjenkins]

My kids are named Zebra Sapien, Madagascar, and Target (pronounced the French way, and Tarjeh.)

[cutezombiekitteh]

watch the mythbusters about how many helium balloons it took to lift a small childs it was THOUSANDS......

[lironess]

The balloon was a very large flying saucer shaped one....check out the videos they are all over the place.

[rawrberrys]

Like the Kanye plug at the end lol.

[Piggie66]

Have you seen the dad (especially his hair) ? That guy is definitly a douche.

[maximocoolio]

Dude, I know you said your hat is hiding in a box in the attic but you need to check all massive stupid fucking hand crafted retard balloons...you know just in case

[punkslilncs]

Let me be the douche to comment about a person's looks and not the content of the video but it looks like you have dropped weight. Your face has slimmed down quiet a bit.

[riseofasolja]

lol

"Their parenting style was also very retarded and unsafe and stupid"

made me crack up

[zooger42069]

Fuck yeah! Nice rant!! Now you should do one on how we should boost our economy and legalize pot!

[fluffycows17]

hahahaha whiskers!! NOOOOO!!!

[pimpmychimp12345]

yo nice video love the ending very funny at first i thought you were serious

[SinkingPennyBLee]

I loved the "Nooo!" at the end.

[TrickyEnd]

usually rants are boring as fuck and they suck ass, but this was entertaining! good jobbbb.

[jesushatesme666]

Totally had that Anne Frank joke as a facebook status 2 days ago(:

[1982300zxturbo]

Seth Falcons self defense is to throw up on his attackers the long toe devil toad in Central America rainforrests does this also.. I will sub

[alex51011]

I bet Falcon's got a wicked punch.

[chodoboy69]

fail.

[Treck96]

10 stars for the video, 11 stars for the Anne Frank comment

[Troublesome92]

what did seth say at 2:36? ive heard that before but i dont know what that means

[trogdor624]

10 stars for the anne frank comment

[RyanFails]

final annotation = wiiiiiningness

[Pikapika102]

Falcon Heene must think he's Falc'in awesome or somethin.. eh? (Just think about it :D )

[noah65jg]

lol u make soo much sense

[ExtremelyLuckyPotato]

fucking idiots.... now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go teach my son to evolve into an aquatic humanoid creature.

[gorgeconowitz]

awesome!! you have a cat!

[pipandpopsucopalis]

LOL dude... u ARE the ish. i'd imagine u'll be on comedy central's stand up friday or something cuz ur funny. ur- ur-...ur funny.

[mkdray224]

YO Baloon boy, ima let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best attic hideout spot of all time.

[fbmeplz]

haha it's soo much fun to make fun of that dude

[ps3animalfunds]

u fucking win x30000000034380867584357697695­47845 your the beastly man of the day

[KieOsl]

LMAO amen to that brother

[evilbanana435]

i live in brighton colorado this was all over the news

[ReyMasterProductions]

LMAO at the end part xD

[fergiefan567]

They. Are. Retarded.

[Lilpro888]

LOL the ending annotation had me laughing for a long time. Seth you are hilarious!

[boardslide7]

that is so stupid that any... OOH! shiny

[101arg101]

did u hear about the poor kittens who were in a box kite that traveled 3000 miles and was 9000 feet in the air? 20 minutes was all that it took.

[garrettcurrie]

FALCON.....PUNCH!!!!!!!

[DrumRock951]

what song is playin at the beginning

[QuestionsInYoMouf]

dude if my name was falcon i would kick some ass!

[PsychicGirl25]

I heard about this...WAY TOO MUCH IN THE PAST FUCKING DAY!!!! Geez, the media is milking this for all it's worth.

[RandomJordo]

haha I love the last annotation about anne Frank!!!!

[makokun9]

Unless, of course, you happen to be Captain Falco. XD

[jakeboydog]

cluster fuck. lol

[JamesStone89]

Falcon PUUNCCHH

[tallfreak825]

he should say that anytime he gets in a fight, lmao

[kandaya1]

i saw it it looked so fake

[zhade33]

lol i love the kayne west reference note at 4:12

[crabtrap]

i convinced me mister, i think a "family of science" would have known the lifting capability of a helium balloon . that being said we tethered a helium filled 6ft dia weather balloon this summer and it had more lift then i thought it would . this falcons baloon looked about 3 times the size (maybe 30lbs lift cap)very close to 50lbs

[DianaH18]

They did it all for publicity! Either that or the balloon accidently cut loose and they needed an excuse.

[fattymonovlog]

they had been shopping around (tlc and other networks) for a reality show.

the parents probably wanted camera time and press to show that a show about the family would have media frenzy worthy parenting skills

[Pikapika102]

WHISKERS.. Whiskers.. get down from the balloon... NOOOOO!!!

LOL!

[Noobalator]

Dude, the ending to your video with Anne Frank.

L O L

[RyanKaufman]

Oh my god! They had Helium!

[lynb243]

well my friend.....if ur beanie is hiding....i advise u go find it....cause a.....ur hair looks like shit = )

[Walaument]

It was for attention. U can tell

[twiztidjuggalett3]

since i live in colorado all im hearing about is this little boy its really getting old all im hearing is the same stuff

the whole thing was a set up for attention its so obvious

no 6 year old wud sit in a box in an attic for 4 hours

HA the annotation at the end was funny xD

[TitaniumSeraph]

Anne Frank totally did.

[jimslim94]

5 stars for the end annotation alone.

[shady831]

You should pay for taking the time from us for watching this stupid video response...... you look like Donkey Lips from Nickelodean lol

[FenderGibsonWashburn]

I realize the responders had to assume the kid could be in there. Video of the balloon didn't look like it had any weight in it at all.

[lolzalot666]

he probably accidentilly untethered it was like o sh** and hid in tha attic lol

[HuFiNpUf]

love the Anne Frank reference :)

i'm glad we share the same opinoins

[punkpasta123]

FALCON PUNCH!

[guitar11legend]

i just watched three videos that are completely unrelated and they all had something about kanye west lol...

[kat5ft2]

rotflmao . giggle tears....

[astropeck123]

i agree! that guy is a fuckin dipshit!

[alex49carson]

colorado

[Opdi67]

Best IRL troll ever.

[uptowngirl1313]

'hell when i was six i chilled in boxes in attics all the time' lmao

[star0shadows]

He should've done a barrel roll...

[coolkiwi117]

would the have suffocated and died in helium anyways?

[xxbrokenworld16xx]

lmao whiskers whiskers no! and hell yea anne frank owns! lol XD

[1morechordproduction]

anne frank does pwn his ass

[sora0491]

Anne Frank pwns Balloon Boy.

That is all.

[Namikaze141]

hhaha love the end.

[ManicRevelation]

I saw this shit live on CNN between college classes and I couldn't help it... I laughed my ass off. The headline alone was too good: 6 Year Old Boy Floats Away in Balloon.

It was pretty obvious with how the thing was flying that there was nothing inside, and yeah I made that assumption before some genius meteorologist came to that idea. I was really hoping that they would've pulled a kid out of it when it touched down though. Would've been the story of the year.

[charlaie13]

hehe.. clusterfuck.. that's funny.. lol x)

[TDBolton23]

Anne Frank did have the best hiding spot until those goddamn Nazis found her.

[MrShizzleDog]

lol annotation at the end pwned

[Incredibleman007]

Everyone involved must have been severely retarded to think a baloon that size could lift a small cat, let alone a 6 yr old boy.

[mrxbrightside]

lmao

[Nighthawk42493]

that kid is sooo retarted his parents are to

[PyroNinja713]

wouldn't being in a balloon breathing nothing but helium kill you within a few minutes anyway? it sounds like people were trying to save him or something...

[bluefireball0210]

he wasnt thought to be IN the balloon, he was thought to be in a compartment built into the side of the weather balloon

[NeoTStyle]

He Falcon Kick'd his way to the ground.

[TDBolton23]

Hahahahahahaha! (SUPER SMASH BROS!)

[MikeIronweaver56]

Best. Ending. Annotation. Ever.

[slashedsickness]

Agreed. But. Stop. Talking. Like. This. it's annoying

[MikeIronweaver56]

Agreed. But. Sex.

[kdc29]

This guy honestly deserved to get his kids taken away. I think he may be abusing them...if you saw what happen on the today show the kid started puking. Obviously this kid is underpressure if not being abused.

[RavenSword2014]

I thought that little guy was hiding in the house somewhere. :\

[PhilltheCanadian]

he was, and his bro said he went in it

[RavenSword2014]

I know, I was saying that the whole time this was going on, I was laughing to myself because the poor kid probably accidentally set the balloon into motion and hid from everyone. :P

[bigTexStevo]

So when this kid punches something can he get away with saying FALCON PUNCH!!

[Muffler241]

You, sir, have just created the best Kanye West joke of all time.

[forward0954]

as there like a door in the balloon or something how could the kid get in it?

[bertettojay]

when i was like 3 or 4 i decided to get into my toybox for a few hours and my mom and dad called the police because they thought i went missing..so it is a possibility. but still, unlikely.

[grunt12222]

Bigwhiteseth you're a inspiration

[SWEETMUSIC654]

i live in pittsuburgh. IT WAS ON MY LOCAL NEWS! why the FUCK would you make a FUCKIN HUGE BALLOON ??

[SerpentSouI]

If balloon boy was not in the balloon, is he still the balloon boy?

[ljz1988]

FALCON... PUNCH!!!

[ashee0921]

Speaking of bad names my friend named her son Cannon....

[psushgirl]

LOL oh seth, you never cease to make me chuckle ;)

i was watching the family on the today show this morning and the dad denied it and looked pissed that anyone would even entertain the idea that it was a publicity stunt. cue 6 yr-old falcon puking his guts out on national tv. something seems off w/ that family. i mean if your child is sick, why would you have him on national tv and not in bed resting?? i smell bullshit -_-

[babe16b]

tehe....anne frank part funny love it!!....

[Abomb520]

I liked the Kanye ending. lol. For the boys sake, I hope it was publicity. If not, that is a dumbass kid. or a good prankster. you choose...

[scruz55]

what can u expect from parents who name there kid Falcon

[STAR123WARSS]

I agree! THat father is a fucktard!!

[skatemore48]

What did the ballon boy have in common with Anne Frank? They both had the best hiding spot in the attic

[nickcoopaTV]

lol

[LitByFireflies]

Anne Frank didn't even hide in an attic, per se. This is one of the stupidest (not to mention most tasteless) "jokes" I've ever seen.

[skatemore48]

well i know she didn't hide in the attic it was in a secret room behind a book case where her father used to work and they managed to stay hidden for an entire two years. and its not to be taken seriously, sorry if it offended u in any way

[bigwhiteseth]

I really don't care.

[3diot]

Ah I saw it.. first thought was FAKE or Well this kid's f**ked.

Thanks for the back story though.

[CTG13Punk]

oh shut up you kill joy

[itachi6677]

Lit, you improper buzzkill.