Johnny cab clips from total recall

[teletubbykiller54]

8 people were sued

[JOsKosID]

'' Sue me dickhead!'' LOL XD

[Cybrsk8r]

The Johnny Cab driver reminds me of "Fire Marshall Bill".

[The86416]

These are being introduced in Oxford, England by 2015.

FOR YOUR SAFETY...

[Amar7605]

LMAO at 1:28 when Johnnycab spins around like a top!

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

"Shit! SHIT!!!"

"I'm not familiar with that address."

XD

[ogairbhith]

johnny cab is a bad ass mudafuka

[BlueKewne]

He's a cab driver, not a doctor...

...wait...

[Josh360]

Johhny Cab doesn't fuck around

[Seijitsu0]

Cool, I'm watching a movie about the future, IN the future!! WAHAHAHAHA!

[951oct]

shit shit!

[RustInPeace44]

@951oct I'm not familar with that address.

[whoohaaXL]

 0:10 Whuami?

[handsomebwonderful81]

how did i get in this taxi

the door opened, you got in.

LOL

[RockingCatDaddy]

I usually make that sound like Arnie does at 1:57 when my girlfriend throws her heels at me.

[LAHrebirth]

johnny cab is like a real taxi driver, doesn't pay attention to the fucking road XD

[Phriendship]

Johnny Cab is the man.

[RobinsTaste]

Hope you enjoyed the ride! Mwaha!

[TheReditz]

yep thats right robert picardo the actor who plays the doctor in star trek voyager

[deftox]

it'd be more realistic if johny was an indian immigrant

[ragingbullable]

Helluv a day idn't?

[ragingbullable]

Hell of day isn't?

[DanielE4653]

Poor old Johnny, it ain't easy being a dickhead.

[badwolf66]

This was on Sky 2 yesterday.

[Ajchimek]

-"I'm Johnnycab. Where can you take you tonight?"

-"Drive, drive!"

-"Can you please repeat the destination?"

-"Anywhere, just go, go!!"

-"Please state your street and number."

-"Shit, shi!!"

-"I'm not familiar with that address.Please repeat the destination."

Schwarzenegger rips out the guy and drives the shit himself. LMFAO

[ThaMofo187]

Johnny Cab don't play that shit.

[vigo894]

Gotta remind myself never to ride a Johnny Cab. Those things explode with the slightest impact. It must have nitroglycerin for fuel.

[cuppajoesugar]

DAMMNIT YOU LEFT THE BEST PART OF IT OUT

but still

[kwg06516]

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency"

[Beezzie01]

Quaid: How did I get in this taxi!?

Johnnycab: The door opened... you ex-wife threw you in. Called you Jack-Off, Fucktard, Shit-head, Numb-Nuts, Douchebag..... Helluva day!

[toodrunktomakelove]

0:03 Thats the Norwegian national anthem :D

[lockerzfan1359]

lol at 1:54

[darkjediMIK]

I'm not familiar with that address, would you please repeat tha- aaaaaggghhh!!!

[bohemianearspoon1]

Johnny Cab looks like Ron Popeil XD.

[KG84C]

Now Arnie is "Occasional Recall"

[JOHNSONMONSTER]

fuck u watch on youtube u cunts

[SilentGunman]

SUE ME DICKHEAD would be a perfect license plate for a lawyer.

[bobburke1964]

and the johnny cab rolls on!

[ripcord1022]

Funny when the cab explodes at the end along with that retarded maniquin with it.

[RealH0rr0rsh0w]

Sue me, dickwad.

WAAAAAAAGHGGHGH!

[freon707]

I LOVE JOHNNY CAB!!!!

[eatmyplum]

hahah this is so funny , notice how theres a handle though johnny cab has no arms... EVEN FUNNIER is how arnold does a drifty using that handle,

[MrBluewatson]

THATS HOW JOHNNY CAB ROLLS, MONEY OR YOUR LIFE BITCH!!!!!

[fogdog60]

hilarious

[TizzyElBizzall]

Sue me Dick a Head

[anddudewaslike]

Do the rest of you guys not find Johnny Cab scary as f*ck? That thing gave me nightmares as a kid...

[coolguy1843]

@anddudewaslike kinda creepy

[hughlingard]

@anddudewaslike It gave me wet dreams.

[simpsonsguy22]

gareth lucy from school is jonny cab

[SuperHaloStarwarsFan]

Strangely enough I think this is the only YouTube video that has the "Sue me, Dickhead" line in it.

Not unless I'm forgetting the Arnie's Best Quotes vid.

[WishesNetwork]

Sue me, dickhead!

[Veit81]

It seems, that this robo doesn't have hands to control the joystick steering wheel

[hazardous1990]

Helluva day isn't it?

[MansonFan64]

1:59 geeyahyyuh!

[Amar7605]

1:27 He's spinning like a top!

[mastgrr]

1:59 HIYAAHHHH!!

[SalasSnake]

LOL at how the Johnny Cab doesn't react to any of the swearing or emotions from Arnold until he tries to cheat him out of the fare.

[ifuseekamy]

LMFAO@ it trying to run him over for not paying the fare.

[LuckyLuke7895]

1:58 XD

[halskarl]

@LuckyLuke7895 there is a similar one in Raw Deal, when the two construction machines chrush his car.

[ilterKalkanci]

"wheyem aye?"

[00IRON001]

this movie is the deffinition of sci-fi.

[SpruikerSlayer]

Haw tid I ghet in these taxi?

[ifuseekamy]

"The door opened, you got in." *Johnny Cab eyeroll* AHHA

[smiffy992]

GYAHH!

[rocksoliddude1]

so if you don't pay your cab fare johnny cab tries to run you over and kill you

[yomogiwitch]

@rocksoliddude1 That actually happened to me in Prague when I argued about the exhorbitant fee... really! I just managed to jump out of the way! Anyway...

[rocksoliddude1]

@yomogiwitch when you jumped out the way do he say " hope you enoyhoed the ride, ha ha"

[astra4nn]

Johnny Cab: "The door opened, you got in. H***of a day, init?".... Love it!

[lurchipoo]

waht am I dooeen eeen this Tawk-seh???

[porsche86ify]

this is one of the best Science fiction movies of all times no doubt

[UBeRPEEP]

6 people were johnny cabs who saw arnold rip the johnny out of its socket

[LegendaryMotives]

sue me dick head

[OrphicMusic]

the grunt

[CreeDaylen]

Aww too bad "We hope you enjoyed the ride! Ha ha!" didn't make this.

[AEigner]

I love how the Johnnycab is programmed to murder it's fare if he doesn't pay up. I like to think Total Recall is what wound up happening to the future after Stallone got through with it in Demolition Man.

[davycrocket19]

Imagine if they have these in the future lol

[B1SCOOP]

@davycrocket19 google already tested few in California

[Chrisbajs]

Jøss, han plystrer faktisk "Ja, Vi Elsker"...

[bro20076]

sue me dickhead lmao only arnold 

[BreakerOfBoxes]

Total Recall was so hyperreal and absurd which is why I love it. This thin little black torso-bot saying stuff like "Helluva day, iddinit?" and stomach aliens who can portend the future.

[MasteroChieftan]

god damn everything in this film was freakier than shit

[freakyfornash]

Johnny Cab simply couldn't leave well enough alone, as he just had to ask for the fair when all was said, and done. Too bad doing so cost the poor thing it's life, and I think it's obvious that you never mess with a tough guy like Dennis Quaid! It's quite similiar to what happened to Apollo Creed, when he just had to fight against Ivan Drago in Rocky IV, which became his sad un-doing, after Drago murdered him.

[contore]

wonder why he's whistling the Norwegian national anthem...

[LUDWIGPARIS]

Do all Johny Cabs look the same or did Quaid just happen to stumble upon the same one?

[eDrifter1]

@LUDWIGPARIS

put the pipe down.

[daralzand]

ahhh robert picardo at his finest

[xRAMxDOD]

i love how they replace dollars with credits

[BreakerOfBoxes]

@xRAMxDOD See also.. "Demolition Man"

[draqozan]

Omg me and my cousin where talking about a arnold moive where the robot cab driver got pissed when he didnt pay up , thank so much for uploading these scene's these are epic lol ol !!

[seankinsellasean]

Why are cars in future films always so dam ugly?

[ShiniGorky187]

shit....SHIT!!!!! AUAUAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Brady2k10]

wtf... this is fucking bullshit i swear, the last comment i posted on her it says i posted a YEAR AGO!? i was on here about 3 months ago with tht comment... wtf... i think im loosin my memory like quaid here lol

[LUDWIGPARIS]

I wish there really were Johnny Cabs around my city.

[SaintFintansCemetery]

The door opened you got in !

[MrRonnie28]

they dont make movies as funny as this anymore!

[LordLoco87]

Awesome! Johnny is whistling the Norwegian national anthem. :D

Albeit badly. :(

[eatmyplum]

it is so funny how arnie just starts stearling the cab with that little joystick. and think, why is there a joystick to control the cab? the johny thing didnt even have any arms. this part had me and my mate laughing so much that i started to get pains in my chest

[HANSMKAMP]

0:54 Hilarious! If you don't want to drive, robo, I myself will drive. Get outta my way!

[warrkrymez]

1:58 Yearghhh!!! lmfao

Trivia: Robert Picardo voiced Johnnycab, even looks like him too.

[Maharv55]

I love how the Cab detonates when Arnie refuses to pay the fare, yet all Johnny cab says is 'fasten your seatbelt' after getting ripped in half and thrown on the back seat.

[ICantDecryptTheCode]

soo me dikhead.........yiahh!!

[MrJKA2000]

"The door opened....you got in" *rolls eyes*

XD

[Ohnani]

The grunt at the end is the funniest thing about this clip, even though Arnold does it in every movie.

[escamillo222]

Hell of a day, idn't it?

[JakeTheRocker1]

heeeeeres johnny! haha

[JakeTheRocker1]

they cant compete with the johnny cab!

[niggaman]

Johnny Cab owns

[tonka565]

LOL NARRGGGH

[SalasSnake]

Sue me, dickhead.

[LuckyLuke7895]

1:58 - NAARGH!!

[berner]

Johnny Cab's voice is the holographic doctor's voice from Star Trek Voyager

[Kingofeurope]

This movie is not only the best, but also the funniest. Arnold is the best :D

[hazardous1990]

SHIT! SHIT! JUST DRIVE! DRIVE!!!!!

[avonb1]

Next to johnny cab my favorite person in this movie is sharon stone. arnold was just a fuckin brutal killer who destroyed everything in his path but every time they faced off she beat they nuts off this muthafucka! LOL i love that sexy lil bitch.

[avonb1]

whenever me & the homiez get blunted we watch this on blu ray & laugh @ johnny cabs stupid ass. this guy needs anger management 4real. homicide over 18 punk ass credits. LOL. i mean he was really pissed yo!

[Arkinight]

He blew himself up over a fare dispute?

[teddyAllah]

Fuck, I hate people who whistle when you're stuck in an enclosed space for a while...fuck trains.

[sharktrinity]

Arnie was a total ace driver (spinning out 360s on the joy stick)

[sharktrinity]

Hope you enjoyed the ride!!

[JenoCide187]

the door opened...you got in

[ninfan1989]

hell of a day isnt it

[adamhully]

I dunno whats funnier, the 'sue me dickhead' line, or the grunt he makes as he dives out of the way.

[allisonmackfan]

Why is he whisteling on the Norwegian national anthem?

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Quaid-"Shit! SHIT!!!"

Johnny Cab-"I'm not familiar with that address."

[coolguy1843]

@NinjaGhostScorpion XD SHIT SHIT AVE.

[CGM5]

@NinjaGhostScorpion lol.

[legendair]

the regisseur of this movie is dutch. dutch people behave and think exactly like that robot, they can be very irritanting and provocatif..funy Arnold was escaping and has no time for shit and the dutch robot asked him witch destination en bonus card van albert heijn en stress en sofi nummer en geboort datum...., idiots those dutch

[rofl416]

a fuckin error occurred, it sounds awesome though,wait,/!?! what the fuck! i am not familier withthe address "what the fuck!

[SpruikerSlayer]

Haw did ah get in dis taxi?

- the door opened, and you got it.

-the fare is 18 credits please

Su me dickhead!

[GTAPoison17]

JONNY CAB SCARES MEE

[RandyBodek3]

SUE ME DICKHEAD!

[RandyBodek3]

The magic phrase that makes Johnny Cab's circuitry go insane!

[Dippers85]

Anyone notice its Robert Picardo from Star Trek Voyager, the holographic doctor who does the voice of the Johnny Cab??

Also, the robots face is a mold of Robert's face :D

[coondogtheman1234]

Hell of a day isnt it?

the cabs in this movie are pretty cool I like the joystick ones in the futuristic mexico city and how arnie drives it and spins around plus the ones in mars like the one Benny Drives is cool too I like the tunnel mole drill too.

Quaid: Drive DRIVE!!

JohnnyCab I am not familiar with that address

Quaid Go anywhere just Go GOOOO!

Shit SHIIIT!!!!

JohnnyCab: please state the street and number.

(quaid jacks johnnyCab)

Grand Theft JohnnyCab.

[LeagueOfDirectors]

1:57 Arnie Scream!

[southparkfan200]

" the fare is 18 credits please"

"sue me you dickhead!"

the johnnycab goes crazy and blows up

total recall is awesome

[bunlda]

Shit....SHIT!!!!

I am not familiar with that adress.

[MrMcNiglet]

lmfao

[AIRampage]

SUE ME DICK HEAD!

[tall32guy]

I watched ts movie several times in the early 90's and always tripped out on this scene and loved how the robot freaked out, then drove into the wall and blew up! LOL

[vampov]

yeah I would say that's a lawsuit waiting to happen. Class action lawsuit against johnny cab for killing patrons who tell it to piss off.

[PunjabYT]

I was scared of johnny cab when i was younger, not so much now

[MartinKiller88]

Sue me, dickhead !

[Interests2009]

*LOL*

The best part(s) in the movie.

Thanks for posting.

5 stars.

[GalvaWalken8]

1:59

"Yaaaaahh!!!"

Ahahahaahaahahaahah!!!

[GeneStarwind09]

Haha, love this film.

[VirtuaCory]

Robert Picardo did the voice for Johnny Cab...Star Trek fans should recognize that name.

[kvn8907]

Tuvok? ;-)

Hehe. Now I bet everyone on YouTube will think I was serious, and I'll get 10 messages saying "No, it's not Tuvok ya retard!" Most people can't get sarcasm on the internet. :-P

[Urko2005]

Im a doctor, not a taxi driver.

[tall32guy]

Cool never knew that! Yeah he was also the "lead" werewolf in the Howling. :)

[tall32guy]

Yep! He also did the werewolf guy in the Howling. :)

[TizzyElBizzall]

Hell of a day, isn't it?

[TizzyElBizzall]

Sue me dick'a head

[egg64]

YAHHHHHHHH!!!!! *RUSHES QUAID*

Don't ever screw Johnny out of his money.

[DeimosComaBlack]

"Hello, I'm JohnnyCab. Where can I take you tonight?"

"Drive! DRIVE!"

"Will you please repeat the destination?"

"Oh anywhere just go, GO!"

"Please state a street and number!"

"Shit..! SHIT!"

"I am not familiar with that address!"

[egg64]

*ARNOLD GRABS JOHNNY*

AUGHGUAHGHUAHGUHAHGUHAUGH! God that's some funny shit.

[Interests2009]

Yes. That part is hilarious.

[Helmutlozzi]

Sue me, dickhead.

[EMUmonster]

DRIVE DRIVE!

can you repeat the destination

ANYWHERE JUST GO GO!

[KGranTurismo]

I think Johnny cabs runs on Vista, only something that stupid could do something like that.

[coopsy26]

i mean how did i get here!!! you opened the door and you got in..... hope you enjoyed the ride

[PhatalPhury]

"Sue me you dickhead."

"YAGRAHHHH!"

[vjoz]

probably one of the best scenes ever next to the "TWO WEEKS" one

[XxTheWolfxX1]

Johnny cab was so annoying. I'm glad he blows up.

[ncje]

Just wondering why an Electric cab exploded?

[calaverin]

because it looks more impresive, than a short circuit

also Douglas Quaid never gets hit by a bullet, LOL

[AidanMclaren]

Does anyone think johnny cab looks like Don Knotts?

[canopeaz]

Actually I've thought for a long time that Johnny Cab looks like news anchor Jon Scott from Fox News

[shakesula21]

I have always thought johnny cab looked like Don Knotts too.