Spooky Haiku Hour

[EmmaAteYourFace]

no more haikus

cos they are very stupid

and i won't make one

[whenlifegivesyouluv1]

Are you ok bob

No you are not cause your dead I killed bob evily

[SameAsMuli]

I adore haikus

But sometimes they don't make any sense

Refrigerator

[Malanaks]

@SameAsMuli your haiku would work

if "any" wasn't in there

it's 5 75

[Skulldragon999]

Haikus are for noobs.

Yet, they are quite interesting.

Am I a noob? Yes.

[markwhalanaus]

The Keys haiku raises winds spreads clouds causes rain.

[MusicMadSuperAwesome]

0:26

I would put up with

Your Dungeons and Dragons game

If I could kiss you

[silverfisheyelashes]

"Or I will delete

Them" doesn't fit the format

I'm dissapointed :|

[JudeBarrett]

@silverfisheyelashes

I think he said I'll

So that should make it okay

Unless I am wrong.

[JudeBarrett]

@silverfisheyelashes

Oh, he said "I will."

I heard it the second time.

I stand corrected.

[JudeBarrett]

@silverfisheyelashes Oh, damn, wrong again

He used 1 less syllable

Why do I still care?

[jDoG1432ful]

I LIKE PIE IT IS NOT A HAIKU

[jDoG1432ful]

I I I I I

I I I I I I I

I I I I I

[AllieMcKeen]

On anyone else

Tom McLean's bright shiny smile

Would be right creepy

[FangsUpCobraFans]

I am 5 foot 10

So I'm taller than frezned

But I'd still date him

[lilstar500]

Haikus are cool

They should be used more in life

Frezned is sexy

[moonkittenlunasky]

@lilstar500 haikus only has

two syllables, silly girl

or boy, I can't tell.

[Tutalilly14]

Haiku are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

[OddballEndorser]

@Tutalilly14 Hoohaa! Nerdfighters!

[whatswiththiskid]

Also: I should add

Six people on YouTube are

Illiterate knobs

[elm926]

@whatswiththiskid hahaha... knobs

[whatswiththiskid]

Not all these are poems.

Probably work-intensive

To delete the prose...

[bullocks90]

hi frezned, my love

you rock my sox to pieces you're sexy in color too

[Coppo68]

You make a strong point

You know what they all will say?

TLDR

[GnashMash]

I'm breaking the rules.

No Haiku from me today.

Oops, this was a fail.

[roosterheadedchicken]

Haikus are sexy.

Especially Zelda ones.

You know that it's true.

[belladory]

We won't kiss you, nerds.

But we do like nerdy games!

Don't exclude us, jerk.

[0snow1in2august3]

Ha, I like Haikus

The "ha" is a syllable

That's 5, 7, 5.

[NinjaKatie95]

5, 7, then 5

syllables mark a haiku

remarkable oaf ;)

[custardispeasant]

This haiku's awful:

It doesn't evoke nature,

just self-reference.

[jessieiskoo]

Hippopotamus.

Frezned, you are my hero.

Serendipity.

[Tayamrhodera]

I watched so early

Birds heralding dawn oh wait

I should study now

[thedepersonified]

eleven thousand

seven hundred ninety sev..

en views! sorry choked

[thedepersonified]

i don't understand

why you keep talking in verse

it sounds very odd

i'm very confused

what the f*ck is going on

with you video

[caradactyl4]

haikus are easy,

so i will write you one frez

refrigerator.

[splitza]

I was once a frog

all green and amphibian

then a prince kissed me =]

[lindsayisokool]

i am drinking

hot chocolate.

[ChopsticksInYourEye]

I thought I'd do this

commenting haiku format

'cause you told me to.

[bluebomberries]

Every comment,

it is very simple,

but still intriguing

[Muskety45]

Nonconformity! Down with Haikus, up with sonnets!

[audreyinwonderland]

my comment for this

is in haiku format so

you can't delete it.

[Oct23rd4004BC]

Aussi youtuber

Gosh frezned we adore him so

Is this a haiku?

[EliottJPorpington]

All comments for this - 5

Must be in HaiKu Format - 7

or i will delete them - 6 Lolz

Frezned you are lame

You cant write haikus for shit

i'm better than you ; )

[jessieiskoo]

or I'LL delete them.

5 syllables.

Shut up.

[EliottJPorpington]

no, he said i will delete them, listen closly, he was joking you eejut...

[EliottJPorpington]

what is a Haiku?

i really don't understand

someone please tell me

[Parysia77]

Ghosts eat Chinese food

On Ghost Day during Ghost Month...

Hungry hour later.

[filville]

nice!

[taylosar]

Can a girl play too

might sneak in a kiss or two

But they are just for you!

[ojeezbrielle107]

my best friend loves D&D

but she is not a nerd

and you will never read these, will you?

[rarawr]

Haiku's are easy

They don't have to make much sense

Refrigerator

[mineofGod]

These comments are old

There's no one here to read them

Thumbs up if you're there?

[Chocaholic76]

everybody poops

toilet trainings best seller

potato scollop

[liberatingmesss]

nope.

[coolnessha]

I think to myself.

Why must this be in Haiku?

This is not needed.

[mikEDisgood]

The thing with haikus

Is that each line must be a

Thought in itself. Word.

[TeamDavid0698]

Interesting format

You are making us all use.

Artistic admired

[ArtemisXenocide]

Girls can be nerds, too.

D&D is in my blood,

But I won't kiss you. :)

[sillynstubborn]

McLean, you're awesome.

I'll join Dungeons and Dragons,

Because I'm a nerd.

P.S. I don't know how to,

But I'll try to play with you.

It must be fun, right?

[veggieskeptic]

Too many people

Use five syllables for all

Middle is seven

[darwingodwin]

Saturday morning

reclining on my blue couch

I think WTF?

[dagerthinkstoomuch]

contemplation sucks

giganimus words are cool

i am at a loss

[VONheisenburg]

You are quite the man,

Making people write haikus.

Take over the world?

[lilballerina]

Your haikus are well

But mine are freakin awesum

jokes your are better

[guitarsrule1223]

this vid was brilliant

it kind of freaked me out though

Get out of my room?

[CJcravesfame]

Haikus ARE easy

They require no talent

Just look at this one

The first line has five

The second line has seven

The third has five too

[stingy1sam]

Thomas, i love you

I have constructed a shrine

marry me pl0xorz?

[apatheticemoticon]

At last, a way of getting Tom's attention. If he deletes this, I'll know he's still alive.

[Jalcudas]

haikus are easy,

but sometimes they don't make sense...

refrigerator

[HatofDoom]

Thinking about it,

Haikus never make much sense

Even when you try

[PronounciationIsKey]

pretty ironic

that your haiku made sense! HA!

do you win, or lose?

[HatofDoom]

Whether I win, lose,

Or never play, the Haiku

Will always be there.

Oooooh, that was weak.

[PronounciationIsKey]

so does it still count

if your haikus meter is,

like, really awkward?

[HatofDoom]

I think so I guess,

Because in Japanese short

Words are hard to find.

[NelliumTheFisherman]

This Vid is awesome

I like your channel a lot.

Keep up the awesome.

[GADNAMMIT]

Frezned, we love you,

Post more videos now, please.

Two months is too long!

[Vvava3]

I'm American

Come to Wisconsin

And hang with me please :)

Favorite has three syllables : P

[RainVeins]

That was really jokes

My favorite was the first one

Refrigerator

[insaneandluvingit]

lmao tom!

hilariously funny

love your videos

[oh yeah, a reasonably normal comment in haiku!]

[DarkInferno646]

i dont get haikus,

they are too hard for my brain

oh wait, theyre easy

[cashroker]

check out my haiku

purple chicken shit

derformed lamp camel

[zerofix]

I bet that you're gay

your haikustotally suck

get a life homo

(*just kidding man, killer video, good job)

you should do the greatest Diss's in haiku form!!!

[kimmmmm04]

i'm not good with these

but i like to try anyways

so here it is, bud.

[hellolover99]

NO HAIKU FOR ME!

I'm not turning Japanese!

See the irony?

[tehb0ll0x]

So, Haikus you say?

Well, this should be quite easy,

At least I think so.

Most enjoyable!

I like random poetry,

Especially these.

[envoy2500]

I too play D and

D as do some girls I know

except for my ex

[aussieboy2148]

check out my channel

it is really really good

my vids are awesome

[BcurtBrewarded]

this was so much fun

i can't seem to stop watching

i'm so addicted

[cattieloves]

Your second haiku

Has some lines that do not have

Enough syllables

[RainbowTapir]

Dungeons and Dragons

I used to play it a bit

And yeah, I'm a girl.

Not since years ago

I kind of grew out of it

Consoles FTW.

[fishinthedust]

you're pretty hilarious in these

and i get a sense of excitement

when you talk really fast.

[Twiryn]

This is brilliant

I never really tried one

a haiku that is

[CodeOmega0]

Don't copy haiku's.

That damn "refrigerator"

One is Ev'rywhere.

[idontluvu08]

I am good at this

bcause I am an asian

and this is asian

[OiDaniel15]

hello you nice person

I like your videos win

packetof crisps nur

[idontluvu08]

that ain't a haiku

you did not do it right sir

you should have said hi

[OiDaniel15]

I cant do them

Sadface colon close

Bracket boop

[DJVokd]

lol lol lol

rofl rofl rofl

lmao lol

[MigdalaVered]

sdrawkcab siht etorw I

krow ruoy gnihctaw yojne I

siht eteled ton oD

[purfectpuff]

i love you frezned,

you will marry me right now,

or else i will cry.

[PeonsOnStrike]

I do love haiku's

They never have to make sense

Refrigerator

[InsanityIsBeautiful]

Cool Mutation

Spoons and Forks Together shine

To make a small Spork

[LEsquimeauOennuye]

It was not but a late november day

when i, who should be studying for school,

was drawn here in search of another way.

You asked for Haiku but where is the mule?

That ancient proverbial beast of work,

who lumbers on wards in body and in mind.

So where shall we search? Shall we go to york?

Or back to school where we shall be re-bind?

Tip for life...never try a sonnet.

[Thegreatnolan]

That is not haiku,

You fail, you crazy sock man,

I like chocolates.

[ifruti2]

why are you so dang

cool, i want to be just like

you in the future

[FrogMcFroggeh]

i thought this was good

I haven't haiku'd for days

6 to be exact

[Triathe]

I waste so much time

watching frezned videos

Got to get out more

[jordackvalentino]

Frezned is the shit

His videos rock my socks

My spoon is too big

[benjkitz]

My previous post

Was not meant to be unkind,

The concept's still good.

[benjkitz]

Your second haiku:

There were but six syllables

In the second verse.

[krickett87]

How bout... i just kiss you. That seems to be the exception to every rule. Except i really can't... i guess i could make a video response...

[jesusleverpostei]

The cake

as a lie

it will remain

[shootermcjay]

haikus are for fags

real men write sappy love songs

like 80's rock bands

[LPHJ]

Then why did you just write a haiku?

=D

[FrogMcFroggeh]

possibly a joke

as 80's rock was horrid

yay for sarcasm?

[shootermcjay]

yay for sarcasm

it may be foreign to some

but you are fluent

[LewisBlogger]

Going to delete this

[envoy2500]

hasn't yet so hmm...

maybe he hasn't been pay-

ing attention much

[omgitsbecki]

dungeons and dragons

no girls allowed? that's silly.

i've played that before.

[Hopdelker47]

Tom is so dreamy

Has oh so beautiful hair

I'm not a stalker

:p

[2RussiansProductions]

1 2 3 4 5

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

1 2 3 4 5

[shootermcjay]

thats not in haiku format retard

[envoy2500]

niether is that so

it should be gone as well, friend

criticize better

[veggieskeptic]

Yes it is, I say

These Russians have a point, you

But not you, not you.

[envoy2500]

7 has 2 syl-

ables so your second line

now has 8... so yeah

[pasta1017]

This video was not

as spooky as you wanted

I bet, but I like.

[HeatherSmilez]

ba ha ha ha ha ha ha!

l o l ha ha

You make me crack up!

[ShikaKenjii]

Oh, my dearest Tom,

I loved that rainbow effect.

You make me happy.

[Cheeselena]

Frezned, Im a girl,

Who plays D&D a lot,

I will kiss you, love!

[Camaramaaaa]

this video has

made my day completely fine

bravo my good sir

[crazymelon]

Watching you, Frezned,

Makes me want to kiss your face

You lovely thing, you.

[Apples2Limes]

Wowzers Tom, you pwn!

Does "pwn" have one syllable?

I really hope so.

[raffytaffy55]

Haiku's are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refridgerator.<3 Haiku's are simple And at times rather pointless. A common knowledge. Haiku's connect things. Like people, for an instance. They make you think hard. Many haikus here You can pick your favorite. Love from me to you<3

[emilythe11emo]

i do love this vid

i like the color effects

they're a bit spooky

[ICutStuff1]

Inside of my school.

There was a dangerous bomb.

No School! Freakin' YAY!

[kittyroxmysox]

I like pie very much

This haiku does not make sense

But I like your vid

[labouski9000000]

im 5ft 8 and im 13 hahaha

[Edensreject]

haiku's are quite fun

but somtimes they don't make sense

refridgerator

[thecr4zyguy]

You tube is screwed up

the character count thingy

doesn't work quite right

[thecr4zyguy]

Hey you dumb wanker! What the fuck are you doing? Now you're gonna pay I think you're too loud. try to use your inside voice. Don't you feel better? No! because I'm mad! "For what reason?" you might ask Cuz Fuck You! thats why! Whoa calm down buddy No need to go postal, dude. just relax, okay?

[thecr4zyguy]

What did you just say?

Don't bloody patronize me!

Let's take it outside!

Take it easy pal.

I'm sure we can work this out.

Now, take a deep breath.

How about Hell No!

You punched my mom in the face!

So GTFO!

[Dunco64]

Tom's videos rock.

I watch them for hours on end

At 3 in the night.

[ChrisIsCornflake]

I have a question.

Text chat abbreviations:

how do you count them?

Is LOL three,

like it is used here? Or is

it one syllable?

Do you count the words

that are in the acronym?

Or just the letters?

[ChrisIsCornflake]

Is this a haiku?

ROTFL!

Is that really seven?

Leaving stuff like this

Is a lot of fun! I may

even do this always.

[SpykeIV42]

This is difficult. But I made a commitment. I will persevere. Rainbow of colors. Used by homosexuals. Please don't be gay, Tom. 'Tis entertaining. But I should continue to "I want the main part." Well, to clarify, I should have included "Re:" But that wouldn't work.

[peacebaybeh89]

I am five-foot-nine

And also am a female

But still am called tall!

[kaczurda]

this video was

the most amazing thing i

have ever watched lol

[TheHillsHaveEyeBrows]

you look like two face

[hopeforrain]

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

[KattyTee]

Omgosh I loved that! :D

[ChrisIsCornflake]

You are not smart, yo!

That is on many T-shirts.

You fail at life *frown*.

[hopeforrain]

I wasn't trying to take credit for it, I just found it funny.

[hopeforrain]

And hey, geez.

I don't think my ability to create haikus is an accurate gauge of my intelligence.

:/

[Sarcasticatbest]

Threadless.

[samyatnz]

realy??

[lolagirlie07]

hello there gorgeous

your videos make me smile

keep up the good work

:)

[Jackcouldcanyou]

lol lol lol lol lol

rofl rofl a rofl

lmao rofl lol

[ChaokohFTW]

i love haiku format....

your face!

yeah..bet you didnt see that coming :P

[tnanumber1fan]

funny video

pretty humerous haikus

i liked it alot

[mpedlow6000]

I know not

What haiku means

I can only copy

[cindyresponds]

I suck at Haikus

Why? Because I talk a lot..

Hey, this one makes sense.

O:

[PearDeClaire]

Stop now and listen

Frezned is speaking Haiku

It is good to hear

[007meepit]

This is a great vid

How pwnsome to use haikus

Some parts made me LOL.

[rhymeswithschmegan]

haikus are lovely

but they sometimes don't make sense.

hippopotomus.

[thescottmeisterfish]

Hello frezned you

This video sucks balls

Meh it is ok

[lcorinth]

that was not an hour;

it was only a minute,

spooky though it was

[Aliwawaa]

here is my comment

it so exciting that

i must lie down now

:}

[Rapunzzel07]

Anarchy is right

You messed up the last haiku

You should be ashamed.

[levilee2]

What is a kaiku

I didn't know untill now

Teach me more Frezned

:)

[bogan182]

I wish I knew how

to type a good haiku, dog

I smell of dead flies.

[fhyd]

im not gonna do a haiku to see if he delets it. EHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT THE SYSTEM! or frezned. Youd make a bloody good system ly man

[animegalc4]

I'm guessing haiku's

are a bunch of words group up.

to look quite like this.

[ngun27]

That was really great

I like to do this as well

My Haikus are bad

[falzone69]

i do not get this

[dicktan007]

haikus are about the syllables in each line

five/seven/five

[smameann]

I haven't done one

in years and years, I'm rusty.

Great video frezned, bye.

[Anarchy4real]

did you fail to see

"or I will delete them" is

not five syllables?

[illegallyalec]

oh and alc176;

haikus are about

the syllables in each line

they're five/seven/five

i wrote haiku's for