Anthony Bourdain - No Reservations - Vienna 3:3

[howtoplanaparty]

Tony's face and head are enviably less wide, than are mine, so, to that extent, he is less bastard, than am I.

[vanKrapfen]

@howtoplanaparty Dear god, I'm really impressed! Even on the internet, even in the youtube comment sections, your level of batshit insanity is rare.

[howtoplanaparty]

I am jealous - those guys noses attach to forehead directly. To that extent they are less bastard, than am I, though my prefrontal lobe is more developed, and hair is straighter than some, so, to the latter extent, I am less bastard, than are they.

[howtoplanaparty]

And we don't want to merge the various distinct genotypes, but keep them as distinct as human and divine effort can produce.

[howtoplanaparty]

Tony, stop thinkin mass-culture and centralization as teleology, and, instead, think "distinct people" and Jeffersonianism,

The head-of-family is authority over the county, the county is authority over the state, and the state is authority over the federation of states.

That is proper thinkin.

[howtoplanaparty]

Austria means "eastern Germany". "Germany" means "land of the genuine Scyths", as opposed to the Sarmatians, who had taken the land erst held by the Scyths, and driven them into what is now Germany.

Scyths were the escapees from the Assyrian buffer state created out of the deportation of the millions of the children of Jacob, kown as "Israel", a bloodline, not a place.

[howtoplanaparty]

If only you had seen the smut, darkness, and perversion as a trade-off, rather than havin embraced it wholeheartedly.

[howtoplanaparty]

10 years, and where would be my travelogue, laughs, and inspiration for expansive diet?

[howtoplanaparty]

Tony, I hope you appreciate Jiminy Cricket for his real value, and don't expect to get marketin data from him.

Remember, Jiminy did not support Pinnochio's career choice.

Nevertheless, one must reckon upon the fact, that without perversity, it would have taken perhaps 10 years longer for you to get exposure, after the destruction of rome, moste like.

[howtoplanaparty]

Right is right, their habit is wron

[howtoplanaparty]

Negative energy comes out of left hand and positive energy out of right hand.

[mztweety1374]

what happened to that poor man? oh lord.com!

[Leziii]

Ah shit that was good. 

[Enfirnity]

i'm a chef myself, i have both books of this master ... and he is funny too ... great shit!

[dirtylare]

Anthony you lucky biatch! German and Austrian food is beautiful. Smells and tastes amazing. Its so under rated. Loved watching this episode :))) 

[EtherSnake01]

Anyone know at what time of the year this may have been filmed? Around december I presume? Thanks

[PKCube]

the oldest sausage stand in vienna! how often have i been there eating a käsekreiner :D

[SarahChoi13]

I WANT TO GO TO VIENNA!! SO BAD!!! OMG

[XmindbreakerX]

i am from austria and i myself am fascinated how beauthiful my country is on tv :D^^

[ExeleroFlo]

great episode, i'm glad that my fellow citizens provided such a good impression of austria ;)

[leahseah]

Thanks for the great episodes as always! Watching No Reservation really open my eyes to the other parts of the world!

[kumquatsta]

@leahseah i'm glad you enjoy them and that you get something out of them too

[fuscian]

@kumquatsta every episode is like i am visiting the country for 2 or 3 days. Ty so much allahu akbar

[kumquatsta]

@fuscian my pleasure, glad you're enjoying them

[ilynnad]

European deer have no fear of death! Nihilists?

[NiklasEC]

I want to live in austria. I already speak german but have only spent one day in austria on the czech border (near Znojmo) but DAMN this looks incredible.

[Silvinka82]

@NiklasEC

Were you in Retz perhaps? and are you from Znojmo too??

[NiklasEC]

@Silvinka82 Nah, Tesetice. We were in the woods about a mile away from that town doing some archaeology. A neolithic hill fort, it turns out.

[popmusiclao]

This country is full of beautiful people.

[ghosttara]

great episode! i'm proud to be an real austrian girl! prost ;-)

[Nebuloid1]

one of the greatest episode I think, well done !

[LotusCannon]

i absolutely love bourdain, i make a serious effort to visit the restaurants and eateries he goes to whenever im in a place he has visited. His love for pork and alcohol is something that resonates with me

[syas13]

Most of the Austrians in all of these 'Vienna-No Resv.' videos,have better comprehendible English accents than Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[RAZRfreak]

@syas13 But we love him because of his strange accent.

[sitro74]

Thank you for all season 7 episodes. Spent my whole day off from the kitchen/ work watching and loving every episode. Cheers

[kumquatsta]

@sitro74 glad to help. thanks for commenting.

[MsUnterweger]

I go to school in vienna and feel like crying now for not knowing that he was so close to me :(

[honeybadger81]

I really respect the fantastic, deep-hitting shows, like Nicaragua, Cambodia, Haiti, Beirut, Lybia, and many other Emmy deservers, but shows like this one are very valuable too. They bring just as much emotion and sentiment to the table, and I think we all need that welcoming and comforting feeling, towards the rest of the world, sometimes every bit as much as we need to have our eyes opened. It all nurtures the soul, in different but necessary ways.

[towerguarder]

i really enjoyed this episode..

[amspdx]

thanks for the uploads! love to get my no reservations fix.

[kumquatsta]

@amspdx glad to help satisfy your needs

[metodex]

at the end he was so drunk and having fun.

I envy him lol

[SethHesio]

Awesome episode! Love it. Makes me wanna go to Austria... I was a fan of The Third Man before seeing this aswell, lol. Long live Bourdain! Anyone else notice how he's drinking more and definitely getting more meat in tube form into the episodes? lol

[H0tkebab]

Is there any place that Anthony doesn't like to visit?

[SimonGrayDK]

@H0tkebab

Iceland. Take a look at the behind the scenes episode from Iceland. Or the episode itself for that matter... ;)

[AbuOmar]

Does kind of remind me of dutch food.

[KonvoyChief]

Finally a good episode for this season. Tony back in great form.

[sattcommone]

Nice....thanks for the upload...

[kumquatsta]

@sattcommone glad you enjoyed it

[Akumagits]

thanks for the upload :)

[ColtsDBCvatican]

As do I. 

[xXVietChineseXx]

i feel bad for the guy with the green sweater