*LYRICS* (Vader with Sidious/Emporer) It's not the east or the west side. No it's not! It's not the north or the south side. No it's not! It's the Dark side. You are correct! Keep frontin' the Empire, To all you Vader-haters out there, We'll blow your planet up! What is thy bidding my master? It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after. What if he could be turned to the Dark side? Yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another Dark Jedi.
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
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7.You are still reading my comment
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@novelenterprise Awesome!! I didn't know it was the same guys :) That'll save them some flow on royalties ;) Awesome vid, still.. thanx for the info, brotha
i got this on a mix disc with elmo's got a gun, barney's on fire, and music from Korn,Manson,Napalm Death, Mushroomhead, Thrill Kill Kult, The Haunted, and Gorillaz
yeah bro in 500 years after we wipe ourselves out with nuclear warfare and future cavemen come across pictures and stories of this shit they're gonna start worshipping yoda and try to use the force. on a serious note though this shit still shits all over modern hip hop. id rather be caught listening to this on the streets than half the shit on the radio these days
@zach88999 5? shyt, I could've sworn it was even older than that! lol Remember when funnyjunk was like, the only website to find a whole bunch of, well, for lack of better terms, funny junk? Before youtube, there was funnyjunk lol
haha thats a great rap, i have some incredible pokemon raps for the 2 people that will actually watch them. watch them if you want but dont if you dont want to
fantastic rap, i also have some fantastic pokemon raps for anyone that would like to hear them. I know only 2 of you will watch them, but if you dont want to then dont.
Yoda is a player hater!
RaptorWizard 1 day ago
Nostalgia!
jackib0ii 1 week ago
I remember watching this on Albino Black Sheep many years ago. Still remember all the words.
shikamaru317 1 week ago 2
I haven't seen this in 5 years. Still remember all the words. :)
DressageFjord 1 week ago
Wow, it's been a while, lol. I thought it would have more views...
chibigrunt 1 week ago 2
i remember this from albino black sheep
sizzelsam 1 week ago 2
this is y star wars is the better 1 no 1 culd ever mak a star trek rap look this good
bad2dabohn1992 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
Best flash video i've ever seen
VuileTeef 2 weeks ago
Haha, never gets old! Never!
Pwncakez 2 weeks ago
blaze2051 2 weeks ago
This may have been the first Flash animation I ever laid eyes on.
AquaLoli 2 weeks ago
First time I saw this was on atom.com
CableG 2 weeks ago
69 people had their planet blown up
bad2dabohn1992 2 weeks ago 3
freakin awesome
TheScouge 3 weeks ago
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brings back middle school memories.. i was in the 6th grade...6-7 yrs ago...
funny to this day hahaah
kunproa510h 3 weeks ago
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kunproa510h 3 weeks ago
the first time i heard i this i thought it was run to take a bath XD
AQWorldTom 3 weeks ago 3
dammit what website was that again!?!
rider5ify 4 weeks ago
@rider5ify Newgrounds, the best website out there
EnriquePage91 3 weeks ago
haha yoda is so old i didnt even know he could ra aa aap
evdtheman23 4 weeks ago
We got death star....
TwistedRocketPower 1 month ago
This is what it sounds like to me:
LUKE. Use the Force and run!
Run to take a bath. Run to take a bath! XD
Nightraven117 1 month ago
Never, EVER gets old.
cosmiccrank1 1 month ago
we got deathstar
Shifts18 1 month ago
I used to rap like this... But then i took a lightsaber to the knee
sspeedy43 1 month ago
Yoda.. why ya bein a playa hateer:')
Randdoommzzz 1 month ago
do their faces remind anyone else of Metalocalypse?
Putrid186 1 month ago
Nice
BlackiieChan 1 month ago
64 Vader haters' planets were blown up
Itsnameisgundam 1 month ago 4
Have to say, this is my favorite YouTube vid of a time3
Randdoommzzz 1 month ago
Hok Finger Tutting?!? 0:55
ThatAznKid925 2 months ago
George, watch and learn. THIS is how you do a special edition.
Senza32 2 months ago 2
@haxxoromg
See, that only works in you not twelve.
chriscos123 2 months ago
man this video was the shit when i was in grade 3
haxxoromg 2 months ago 76
@haxxoromg Now we've got LMFAO
23RegularBros 1 month ago
@haxxoromg How old are you?
esaman11 1 month ago
@esaman11 old enough to drink
haxxoromg 4 weeks ago
@haxxoromg doesn't make it any less cool now...still an awesome video
asiaticdeviant1 3 weeks ago
@haxxoromg and that was 3 years ago... so ur in 6th grade... lol
Archermageee 3 weeks ago
@Archermageee this video was still on newgrounds when i was in grade 3; ie before anybody even used youtube
haxxoromg 3 weeks ago
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meamawesome100 3 weeks ago
I'm not a huge fan of rap but this video was genius! In my opinion it outdoes the original.
ScrubmanLowell 2 months ago
DAMN THIS IS ADDICTIVE.
SailorDanaMars 2 months ago
I'm your father,I'm your father,I'm your father, lol
Francissss100 2 months ago
vaders gonna vad
fearthetroll 2 months ago
i remember seeing this on funny junk when i was 8. makes me want to watch ze end of ze world
cripple128 2 months ago 3
is this on newgrounds?
Ryz0ne 2 months ago
this is so funny!!!!!! love it!!!!!!!!!!!
missslimshady1313 2 months ago
who else remembers this from back when the internet was good? now the internet's idea of humor is posting porn on sesame street
Ryandinho14 2 months ago
Jezz, the original version was made at flash 5 times right ? I can remember me watching this 10 or 11 years ago,..
Btw, this is the version 2 of the clip, the first one didnt have these cool clur effects and stuff..
thanks for uploading
DepthOfMyBrain 2 months ago
I would like to see the real Luke rap. Ha ha that would be so funny! :)
EpicPhilStudios 2 months ago
the only GOOD Star Wars rap
sammy2rose 2 months ago 4
@sammy2rose
What, no love for { Fett's Vette(My backpacks got jets) Mc Chris }
endplanets 2 months ago
@endplanets what?
sammy2rose 2 months ago
@sammy2rose
see the vid
watch?v=JZ5eLK_QKMc
Put youtube .com/ in the url and then paste the other half.
It takes you to the other most popular Star Wars rap I know of.
endplanets 2 months ago
@endplanets ok?
sammy2rose 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Mez too, now I can't stop whatching
sammy2rose 2 months ago
haha I watched this like 8 years ago. :D
TheJeej 2 months ago
@ninjagohan111
OMG a comment about dislikes did you see what he did there that was so original!
Tuigi 2 months ago
This is the only real starwars rap lol...
korvene31 2 months ago
I'm Yoda,
I'm a solda,
I'll mold ya, and fold ya,
I thought I told ya,
don't be unwise judge me not by my size,
you wont believe your eyes,
watch the X-wing rise!
CMaynardlikeschicken 2 months ago 40
@CMaynardlikeschicken Solda?
ravenshield56 2 hours ago
lol, very very funny lol!!!
umbrellacorpsoldier1 2 months ago
lol
rofl
lmao
lmfao
laugh
TheAnicat 3 months ago
the original is better
sexylady1770 3 months ago
Knock him out the box, Luke; Knock him out!
Connfo 3 months ago
WE GOT DEATH STAR
joelandrews1 3 months ago
61 people are scruffy nerf-herders.
mychemloverxx 3 months ago
too good! You have to watch this!
samonaro65 3 months ago
A jedis gotta do, what a jedis gotta do. So now Vader, i'm coming for you!
Helfette 3 months ago
I'm a godfather! Ima godfather! i'm a godfather! Ima godfather!
DezzieDaDog 3 months ago
anybody else remember watching this on an old Windows 98?? LMAO
keaton223 3 months ago
@keaton223 yes
circustrickz 3 months ago
but there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew!
cheeseball247 3 months ago
God it's been a while since I seen this video but I love it every time I see it.
what is thy bidding my master...? LOL
shawnathan9 3 months ago
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"What is thy bidding my master"?
"It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after".
"What if he can be turned to the darkside"?
"Yes! He'd be a powerful ally, another dark Jedi".
"He will join us or die"!
ibravosp5 3 months ago
im your father im yo father
transitdancingboy 3 months ago
1:00 just like at home...
hampoen200 3 months ago
We got Deff staaah!
XDivi 4 months ago
We got Deff staaah!
XDivi 4 months ago
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@XDivi And you know that we got it...
dexterrocksthehouse 3 months ago in playlist dexterrocksthehouse's Favorited Videos
I like the old version best, I saw it for the first time when I was 7 or 8 or something.
Good animation, but I like the old one better...
TheChissichiss 4 months ago
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And you that we got it: DEATHSTAR!!!
EssiereFFm 4 months ago
blacks are such racists, absolutelly revolting...
betover68 4 months ago
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@betover68 "You started it"
Kookas 3 months ago
when did it originally came out?
LtDanw 4 months ago
oh sheeez
asciipr0n1 4 months ago
I remember when I first saw this, I was only like 5 or 6 and found it on my mom's phone from the internet!
xSuperbad772 4 months ago
swag
TheGeo133 4 months ago
WE GOT A DEATHSTAR
XxDEATH5TROKExX 4 months ago
its not the east or the west side or the north and south side ITS THE DARK SIDE
XxDEATH5TROKExX 4 months ago 2
THIS IS MY JAM
MrBeyblade21 4 months ago in playlist MrBeyblade21's Favorited Videos
its on the Star Wars Bluray!!
NEWhenriklinz 4 months ago
its not east or the west side its not the north or the south side no its not!
its the dark side You ARE CORECT! to al the haters there wel blow ur planet up
lilbloodjunior 4 months ago
luke's got a nice flow lol
dunkelheit616 4 months ago
EPIC!!!
Eviejean87 4 months ago
im know im on probation lol
mifflinlax10 4 months ago
STILL LOVE IT xD
takeastand955 4 months ago
Is this on iTunes??
Drumfreak108 4 months ago
@TheCoyote39 There are still only 10 facts there...
TheIsaacMatthews 4 months ago
7 years later and Im feeling insanely nostalgic.
TonyDanza4Lyfe 4 months ago 3
Luke, don't drink n' drive!
DuosharpScythe 4 months ago
animation's improved. I love Luke and Vader's bling.
SilverSkitty 5 months ago
58 Vader Haters ^--^
Lyricy16 5 months ago 15
This makes me Miss the Old Albino Blacksheep :[
AltimotionPictures 5 months ago 2
OMFGcata is so wizard.
TimbobJames 5 months ago 4
This is older than /b/.. :D
Larreyftw 5 months ago
I remember seeing this AGES ago.
coldfyre18 5 months ago
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10 facts about you:
1. You are reading this comment
2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day e
TheCoyote39 5 months ago
57 people didn't use the force and run
donthateonthe8 5 months ago
takes me back to middle school.
ihavecoolhats 5 months ago
57 people didnt have a father. Ouch thats gottaaa hurt for them. oh wait wait!
57 people didnt knock darth vader outa the box.
TankInSpace 5 months ago
OOO... Someone is talking back to an uncle. RAP STYLE!!! Making jawas dance
callumbuddy 5 months ago
Star Wars 4,5,and 6 in a rapping nutshell
callumbuddy 5 months ago
theres a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew, a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do so now vader in coming for you :D
iTzNoXy96 5 months ago
1:20
Luke! Use the force and run!
Run to take a bath, run to take a bath!
TheUltimateKaiser 5 months ago
@TheUltimateKaiser its not take a bath smarty... its run to "degabah" (sp) the planet that yoda is on
cheeseball247 3 months ago
I will sing @2:44 to my first born ...haha
blackaddervvv 5 months ago 71
@blackaddervvv go for it!!!
medusaandtheworld 5 months ago
@blackaddervvv *thinks about it decides to sing it to his kids to cause theyll justbe like wtf then ill show them this video XD*
gfreqwtyuiop 3 months ago
Did anyone notice at 0:29 they are watching the original star wars gangster rap?
XXfartmunkiesXX 5 months ago
The Special Edition of this video is awesome, I wish I could say the same for the original Trilogy. ;)
jsc094020 5 months ago
Yoda... Why you bein' a playa hata?
kfc21194 5 months ago
56 viewers are Vader haterz
marie2264 5 months ago 2
Please no bling-blings, makes them look dumb, everything else is awesome!!!
FanPortal2 6 months ago
Darth Vader= Dr. Dre
Darth Sidous= Snoop Dog
Luke=Eminem
jimmyjobjoe 6 months ago
omfg, i remember watching this on newgrounds way back in middle school lool
hitnrunner303 6 months ago
A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do
kflow51 6 months ago
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Never gets old :)
RepublicConclave 6 months ago
56 peoples do not yoin us and therefore HAVE TO DIE !!!!!
swempireatwar1 6 months ago
@swempireatwar1 I'd rather not have someone yoin me. That shit's disgusting
TheReaperKinlord 6 months ago
@swempireatwar1 ...no
DrWhoFreak100 5 months ago
i remember the first person to put this on youtube and now i cant find it :/
OfficialSexyShades 6 months ago
This is EPIC!!!
Ivanchazz 6 months ago
Vader's rap theme in this song is EPIC!!!
retbookers 6 months ago
Shit just got real.
horeslayer 6 months ago
knock em out the box luke, knock em out
mrqueticoman 6 months ago
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i cant put this in my faveourites enough
Takablike 6 months ago
@novelenterprise Awesome!! I didn't know it was the same guys :) That'll save them some flow on royalties ;) Awesome vid, still.. thanx for the info, brotha
daviddelafe 6 months ago
that was pretty epic for sure
DeadSilence315 6 months ago
i think about a taatoo: its the dark side: you are correct!
icibinbataII 6 months ago
Sheeet, Luke got flow.
andrethejedi 6 months ago
I grew up with this video. No matter how old video is, it's always good.
Graymonsuta 6 months ago
It's the dark side!
You are correct!
lol
guardianfalco01 6 months ago
@Jake7ich There are two versions this updated like the original trilogy was released as a special edition
machurek 6 months ago
is it really "special" if it's on youtube forever
Jake7ich 6 months ago
hahahha i remember watching this like 7 yrs ago on ebaumsworld this shit is still funny shit
TriggerFRESH 6 months ago
sweet bling vader
sith lords all the way
Jake7ich 6 months ago
1:07 I need to spontaneously rap when my dad is asking me something lol
Stetson343 6 months ago
54 people are beings player haters like yoda
Jmisterz 6 months ago
that was beast
jioviva 6 months ago
I'm yoda,
I'm a soldier,I'll mold ya, then fold ya
I thought I told ya.
Don't be unwize, judge me not by my size
You wont believe your eyes , watch the X-wing rise
lukester59 7 months ago 75
@lukester59 Yoda, why you being a playa hata? You know that I still must comfront Lord Vader.
DrWhoFreak100 5 months ago
@lukester59 Yoda's got swag
xSuperbad772 4 months ago
we gotta death star, we gotta death star. That shit makes me laugh every time I watch
DJCeeLo970 7 months ago
diz iz tight
matix123ism 7 months ago
OH!! WHY'D YOU SLICE OFF MY HAND?!?
vollygurl200 7 months ago
i got this on a mix disc with elmo's got a gun, barney's on fire, and music from Korn,Manson,Napalm Death, Mushroomhead, Thrill Kill Kult, The Haunted, and Gorillaz
KoRnownsyou 7 months ago
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Get your ass over here!
williamfstackjr 7 months ago
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
The7legacy 7 months ago 2
This just confirms that Star Wars is a modern-day mythology. Ancient myths were constantly retold. And now, the circle is complete.
stitch99 7 months ago
@stitch99 no its a movie
BootyBot 7 months ago
@BootyBot
Not what I meant, but...
Never mind. This isn't worth debating.
stitch99 7 months ago
@stitch99
yeah bro in 500 years after we wipe ourselves out with nuclear warfare and future cavemen come across pictures and stories of this shit they're gonna start worshipping yoda and try to use the force. on a serious note though this shit still shits all over modern hip hop. id rather be caught listening to this on the streets than half the shit on the radio these days
MattyCreed 6 months ago
Then there is something you must understand
I'm your father.. I'm your father, I'm your father I'm your father ...lol
oceanhunterjg 7 months ago
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The only and the best rap song which I can listen.
Eugendrummer1 7 months ago
WE GOT DEATH STAR
BeyondLame 7 months ago
pause on 1:40 lol
TheGarciat 7 months ago
Slick Rick's Children's story?
CandyColors193 7 months ago
Anyone know when this first came out?
Allaboutsports 7 months ago
Best part is 1:08
Oroorel 7 months ago 2
Does anybody else remember when this was posted on Funnyjunk, like 5 years ago?
zach88999 7 months ago
@zach88999 Hell yeah I do :D
Tmodproductions 7 months ago
@zach88999 5? shyt, I could've sworn it was even older than that! lol Remember when funnyjunk was like, the only website to find a whole bunch of, well, for lack of better terms, funny junk? Before youtube, there was funnyjunk lol
flaco3188 7 months ago
this reminded me how nerdy i was when i was 9
WildWalrus1 7 months ago
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haha thats a great rap, i have some incredible pokemon raps for the 2 people that will actually watch them. watch them if you want but dont if you dont want to
pikabluehistorians 7 months ago
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fantastic rap, i also have some fantastic pokemon raps for anyone that would like to hear them. I know only 2 of you will watch them, but if you dont want to then dont.
pikabluehistorians 7 months ago
LOL darth vader at 0:56
iam1and1isme 7 months ago
This video has gone through a ton of revisions.
flashcloud 7 months ago
FUNNY
modeltrainkyle 7 months ago
why does yoda have a 12 pack on his head
chocolatebeags 7 months ago
@chocolatebeags
thats his testicals
no1inurheart 7 months ago