Question: Do you have a sister who is as cute as you... and lonely enough to date me? Oh yeah, I am living in China so she also has to have at least enough money for a plane ticket. :)
I drank A LOT of tea this year and now I'm sick of it. Literally it makes me sick to my stomach. As a sort-of-Chinese living with a Mandarin-speaking whitey, do you know of a remedy for this?
1. what shampoo do you use? 2. what is your take on the coming peak oil crisis? 3. what is your personal opinion of the lisa nova spam comments debacle of 2006 (i think)?
What do you do with all your spare time. That is, time you don't spend ooh-ing and aww-ing at the cute things that BonkBonkBonkBonk (BonkBonk- gah, I always add too many) and VanAwesome do?
1. If god one day god decided to be a douche for kicks and giggles and said that he would take away two of these photo editing programs, either Photoshop or Illustrator, which one would you chose.
2. If Tessa for some reason won't marry you or if you guys haven't gotten married yet, would you consider marrying ME if I...uhm built you a ps3 made entirely out of tam tams and tootsie rolls? And it worked with like blu ray and everything?
1. What editing program do you use to edit your videos? Is it Sony Vegas, Adobe Premiere, Final Cut Pro, Avid or what not? Just always been curious of what people use when they edit videos.
2. If Vanawesome won't marry you or if you haven't gotten married yet. Would you consider marrying me if I...I dunno. Made a theme park based off puppies and Dragon Ball Z.
UNO: In your last video you showed off some Flash animating skills, have you or are you working on a Flash animated short? If not, what would it be about if you were to start one?
Dos: Is Senior Bonkx4 really you and Joe's hairy love child and just a house cat?
UNO: In your last video you showed off some Flash animating skills, have you or are you working on a Flash animated short? If not, what would it be about if you were to start one?
Dos: Is Senior Bonkx4 really you and Joe's hairy love child and just a house cat?
UNO: In your last video you showed off some Flash animating skills, have you or are you working on a Flash animated short? If not, what would it be about if you were to start one?
Dos: Is Senior Bonkx4 really you and Joe's hairy love child and just a house cat?
Oh crap oh crap oh crap... Need to think up a question...
...
Uh, hmmm...
OH! In your last video you showed off some Flash animating skills, do you have or working on a Flash animated short? If you don't, what would it be about if you did decide to start one?
Okay, question time: We can, from the nature of this video, tell that you're an obvious fan of witchcraft. The state of Van's face in this video is a dead give away. (I mean, just look how scared he is). So, where do you hide your robe and wizard hat? The YouTube community demands an explanation as to why you're not wearing them in this video.
Also, I like how you magically transformed that carpet into a Dance Dance Revolution dance pad. I see this as proof of your wicked abilities.
I am so glad you are making more videos both you and Joe are amazing. I love your quirky ways. I can't think of a cool question....Ummm...What makes you happy?
question to bonk: having just noticed that your "I are even cuter kitten!" video has had over 1.2 million views, it's quite clear that it's you that the public want to see. have you ever thought of dumping these 2 losers and going solo? perhaps i could be your manager? i'd only demand a small cut of your youtube wages. plus my sister has a small tabby cat that wags her tail around like a total slut! maybe i could hook you guys up? what do you say?
Question- How come Joe messages me late and night and just writes "Pant pant pant pant"- is he to cheap to call me and heavily breathe over the phone?!?! Whats the deal with that? Also England is cold- I blame you both for this since you were here last!
Question: Why did you not come to my house for Tea when you guys were in England?... eh?... eh?... I know you don't know where i live but... When has that ever stopped Joe before???
van awesome is so awesome
hiby555 6 months ago
are you guys super rich special effects people now?
claytonian 2 years ago
I don't have a question.....I just love you!
darcelus215 2 years ago 2
Ok what type of cat food those Bonk eat?
VampireLover1021 2 years ago
Doh i missed the opportunity to ask a Q before you made the vid.
.. I was going to ask....
Do you ever get mistaken for the young chick off iCarly??? Something or other Cosgrove her name is.... You look similar...
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Have fun Tessa...
jbaass 2 years ago
Question: Do you have a sister who is as cute as you... and lonely enough to date me? Oh yeah, I am living in China so she also has to have at least enough money for a plane ticket. :)
wupeide 2 years ago
Yous funny =]
What's your favourite part of london?
How did you and Vanawesome meet?
sonicknameless 2 years ago
I drank A LOT of tea this year and now I'm sick of it. Literally it makes me sick to my stomach. As a sort-of-Chinese living with a Mandarin-speaking whitey, do you know of a remedy for this?
JKsWatchables 2 years ago
Adorable video. My question is to all three of you: What are your favorite foods?
anoncritic 2 years ago
I should read comments before posting. I just realized this has already been asked, almost verbatim. :-/
anoncritic 2 years ago
No worries, man! This is one of my favorite questions to ask.
OriginalTessaMessa 2 years ago
When are you getting married?
Will you take his name?
How is it that you both speak Chinese?
reallymanreally 2 years ago
Ooooh, added production value!!
You've raised the bar now young lady - No going back.
WarrenWorthingtonIII 2 years ago
You bet!
Final Cut Pro > Windows Movie Maker ... by about a zillion %
OriginalTessaMessa 2 years ago
I have a question... will you be my friend and teach me the ways of awesome-ness?
Kerzo1987 2 years ago
1. what shampoo do you use? 2. what is your take on the coming peak oil crisis? 3. what is your personal opinion of the lisa nova spam comments debacle of 2006 (i think)?
DanInReaILife 2 years ago
What a coincidence. I'm wearing pajama pants right now.
bigpapa181 2 years ago
A question for everyone! (I hope it's not been asked!)
What's your favorite food? :D
MisterRozz 2 years ago
i saw you doin this in vans vid!!!
HotChargerGirl5346 2 years ago
You are correct!
OriginalTessaMessa 2 years ago
are those free-range pajama pants or walmart pajama pants?
bubonicnate 2 years ago
Can you tell us something about that microphone we keep seeing in Vanawesomes videos? Does he let you use it?
johndoe1667 2 years ago
Question:
What do you do with all your spare time. That is, time you don't spend ooh-ing and aww-ing at the cute things that BonkBonkBonkBonk (BonkBonk- gah, I always add too many) and VanAwesome do?
zarkane 2 years ago
I'm thrilled that you are back! I'm sure these videos will be as interesting as they seem!
(I love the choreography, by the way. And the rug!)
zarkane 2 years ago
How was your trip to Romania, then?
iutiubbb 2 years ago
@ Bonkx4
Whats it like being the most awesome cat on Youtube perhaps even the whole world?
Trayusstudent1 2 years ago
6.???????
7.PROFIT!
ericinsurgent 2 years ago
I wish! Unless you mean profit in a non monetary way. Like, with good feelings or some crap like that.
OriginalTessaMessa 2 years ago
=) How is it going... Maybe I'll be motivated agaian as well.
t3ch4 2 years ago
Yeah! Get back to youtubing - it's the new trend!
OriginalTessaMessa 2 years ago
Bonky.
1. Who's a cooler Feline? You or Tony the Tiger?
2. Do you think you can take Chester Cheeto in a fight.
And yeah, those are it guys.
AverageGamerX 2 years ago
Vanawesome
1. If god one day god decided to be a douche for kicks and giggles and said that he would take away two of these photo editing programs, either Photoshop or Illustrator, which one would you chose.
2. If Tessa for some reason won't marry you or if you guys haven't gotten married yet, would you consider marrying ME if I...uhm built you a ps3 made entirely out of tam tams and tootsie rolls? And it worked with like blu ray and everything?
AverageGamerX 2 years ago
Ok I got two questions for you guys.
Tessa
1. What editing program do you use to edit your videos? Is it Sony Vegas, Adobe Premiere, Final Cut Pro, Avid or what not? Just always been curious of what people use when they edit videos.
2. If Vanawesome won't marry you or if you haven't gotten married yet. Would you consider marrying me if I...I dunno. Made a theme park based off puppies and Dragon Ball Z.
AverageGamerX 2 years ago
Sorry for the muliple comments, my iPhone didn't show if my comment was posted.
Also I meant to type "not just a house cat"... lousy fat fingers
H0bbes77 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Ok I got two of them:
UNO: In your last video you showed off some Flash animating skills, have you or are you working on a Flash animated short? If not, what would it be about if you were to start one?
Dos: Is Senior Bonkx4 really you and Joe's hairy love child and just a house cat?
Glad you're both back!
H0bbes77 2 years ago
Ok I got two of them:
UNO: In your last video you showed off some Flash animating skills, have you or are you working on a Flash animated short? If not, what would it be about if you were to start one?
Dos: Is Senior Bonkx4 really you and Joe's hairy love child and just a house cat?
Glad you're both back!
H0bbes77 2 years ago
hello, hello.
how many countries have you been too, and if you have what countries are they?
and, in one video, you showed off those rotten eggs you eat, where on earth do you do your grocery shoping?
ministermundain 2 years ago
Ok I got two of them:
UNO: In your last video you showed off some Flash animating skills, have you or are you working on a Flash animated short? If not, what would it be about if you were to start one?
Dos: Is Senior Bonkx4 really you and Joe's hairy love child and just a house cat?
Glad you're both back!
H0bbes77 2 years ago
Oh crap oh crap oh crap... Need to think up a question...
...
Uh, hmmm...
OH! In your last video you showed off some Flash animating skills, do you have or working on a Flash animated short? If you don't, what would it be about if you did decide to start one?
H0bbes77 2 years ago
Okay, question time: We can, from the nature of this video, tell that you're an obvious fan of witchcraft. The state of Van's face in this video is a dead give away. (I mean, just look how scared he is). So, where do you hide your robe and wizard hat? The YouTube community demands an explanation as to why you're not wearing them in this video.
Also, I like how you magically transformed that carpet into a Dance Dance Revolution dance pad. I see this as proof of your wicked abilities.
UnidentifiedRob 2 years ago
I am so glad you are making more videos both you and Joe are amazing. I love your quirky ways. I can't think of a cool question....Ummm...What makes you happy?
TravMcTavish 2 years ago
Why is Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk sooo Cute?
JXintheZ 2 years ago
question to bonk: having just noticed that your "I are even cuter kitten!" video has had over 1.2 million views, it's quite clear that it's you that the public want to see. have you ever thought of dumping these 2 losers and going solo? perhaps i could be your manager? i'd only demand a small cut of your youtube wages. plus my sister has a small tabby cat that wags her tail around like a total slut! maybe i could hook you guys up? what do you say?
hippysIapper 2 years ago
Do you cut your lunch or walk to school?
Is it further to adelaide than by bus?
Knock Knock!?
Pooninator 2 years ago
ONE QUESTION! If you had to passionately kiss a female celebrity, who would it be?
lduk 2 years ago
Question- How come Joe messages me late and night and just writes "Pant pant pant pant"- is he to cheap to call me and heavily breathe over the phone?!?! Whats the deal with that? Also England is cold- I blame you both for this since you were here last!
Hughsnews 2 years ago
There must be some terribly sly jest having to do with "round eye" -- please imagine that it was very funny.
Pls tell more about your two day stay in Canadian airport.
MrChief101 2 years ago
Question: Why did you not come to my house for Tea when you guys were in England?... eh?... eh?... I know you don't know where i live but... When has that ever stopped Joe before???
BritFilmLover3 2 years ago