Candwich Australian News Interview

[KageHiRyu]

Y'know, I was thinking that's not a bad idea, until they said it lasts for a year. Yeah... that just isn't gonna work, buddy.

[ShitTalkinDandylions]

yeah for 5 bucks I can get a hot dog bun and a packet of jelly and peanut butter

not worth it

[icedragon295]

I need a case of those. Now.

[Samulise]

Can you buy these in the UK. I've looked on the web but can't find it >.>

[glinxz]

this is so wasteful and point less...invention Fail

[somelemones]

@glinxz how is it wasteful

[AndrewNCook]

Finally!

[MiHiVidz]

What other flavors will they come up with next? Cockroaches? Motor Oil? Bloated Corpse?

[SchoolGirlLove]

Its not ready made. In the can there is a bread roll, a plastic knife, one packet of peanut butter and one of jam, and a wet nap. Don't know whats in the bbq chicken though...

[Pattoe]

@SchoolGirlLove A bread roll, A live chicken and a handgun. Delicious.

[DEEninetysix]

can i PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE have a free sample?? :(

[spamviking]

God I hate Andrew O'Keefe...

[ChineseEngineer]

Feel bad for the guy but I don't see how you eat a sandwich out of a can.

If it's somehow liquid I can understand but to be honest it's not a great marketing product it would seem.

[grendelee]

This actually kinda makes sense.....

Why the fuck cans are just for soda? You can put......anything in there. Money, sandwhiches, playing cards....

but fuck, sometimes you just want a fucking sandwhich

[Haroids]

@grendelee We should put monkeys in cans.

[manrayer88]

TEH FEWTURE!!!!111oneone!1

[Jaton73]

Candwiches, for bitches that can't be trusted with knives

[Tjemoscene]

@Jaton73 Better take the can away from her too, aluminum is sharp!

[SummerGameProject]

Awesome! I wish costco had these! I want to try them! Forget the hype - ready to eat food thats affordable is on my list at the grocery! College life FTW! >:D

[snapwrenches]

...Those guys are dicks. They're cutting down his invention, demanding to know if there are chemicals in it, being total shitheads about it. A "Candwich" isn't any different than a lunchable or a hot pocket, people eat that shit all the time and no one complains (except people who are smart enough to realize that hot pockets taste like ass).

They need to chill the fuck out.

[CalBro]

@snapwrenches Sunrise is always like this, don't worry. I thought it was actually an okay idea.

[Th3UprightMan]

@snapwrenches Well, non-Americans care about what goes on during the preparation of our foods as we are not mindless eating machines that gobble up everything in sight.

[LadyZombieee]

@Th3UprightMan whhhooooaaa, you mad bro?

[Th3UprightMan]

@LadyZombieee I was wondering why your response made no damn sense whatsoever and then I noticed you were a girlie. Case closed.

[LadyZombieee]

@Th3UprightMan it actually did make sense just so you know.

[Th3UprightMan]

@LadyZombieee It did in your inferior female mind, I'm sure. Case. Closed.

[LadyZombieee]

@Th3UprightMan hey dont hate women because you cant get pussy dude. im sure its something that you are doing..but i sure couldnt imagine what that could be...

[LadyZombieee]

@Th3UprightMan how doesn't it make any sense? It's a question. inferior female mind haha...and every time you say case closed you look a little sillier each time. There is no reason to insult women just because you have a hard time getting pussy. It's not us, it's you.

[Th3UprightMan]

@LadyZombieee l2meme before addressing me again. Silly girls.

[LadyZombieee]

@Th3UprightMan I hope you know that YOUR comment just made no sense. CASE CLOSED.

[Th3UprightMan]

@LadyZombieee hahahahaha

[LadyZombieee]

@Th3UprightMan :D

[4rvinder]

@snapwrenches Candwich is clearly an invention for a lazy fucking yank who is too lazy and stupid to be able to construct a sandwich

[nochtis]

@snapwrenches

Can't blame them, they're Australian. Australia is a country founded by rapists, criminals, and retards. And as they say, retard begets retard.

[TriceedoProductions]

@nochtis man seriously i am australian and we are one of the safest countries on earth so seriously fuck off, we weren't "Founded" by rapists and criminals but by an englishman..in a fair world i would give you a well deserved kudos for butchering human geography. and seriously we have some of the smartest people in the world here so yeah

[SovietMudkipTheTiger]

PICK UP CAN ON GROUND ,CLEAN IT ,PICK UP BREAD AT GROCERY STORE ,PUT PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY IN IT , ??? , PROFIT !

Fucking stupid FUCKING STUPID :l , AMERICAN ARE ALL ABOUT THE HERP DERP

[shortie12121212]

Those aren't the normal Sunrise hosts.

[DameinTK]

Oh ah ok.

[DameinTK]

I want to actually see this fucking thing come out of the can.

[rawimpact]

I can advertise at my college, pm if interested in my offer.

[Malachi176]

i think this is a great idea. could i get a free sample??

[bionicpope]

That seems very interesting. The BBQ chicken kind of freaks me out, but I am sure it works. Also the people from Sunrise are kinda dickish.

[wonderfulkitty]

seems like it would make good bomb shelter food :D

[alanfunkle]

nevermind, why did he not just send a sample for them to eat with him loll.

[alanfunkle]

how does the bread not get moldy, that is the question. do they vacumme the air out?

[EdwardXVI]

@alanfunkle You're retarded.

[alanfunkle]

@EdwardXVI edward id rather be retarded than an uptite a-hole making dip* commentary for kicks because my wanker is so small i have to feel superior by putting others down :).

[alanfunkle]

@EdwardXVI your retarded for having roman numerals at the side of your name thinking it will give you some sort of status no one else has. its the internet, you loose points just for being here.

[EdwardXVI]

@alanfunkle Well I thank you for taking the time to double comment, I mean it's not like you could have written that all in one post, or is your mind set so fucking stupid that it compares to that of a three year old with down syndrome? "Ohh look at me, I needed time to think of something else to say!" First of all, your fuckin' stupid for not listening there for you are "Retarded" Secondly, How the fuck am I making commentary for kicks? I'm very sorry I'm open minded and felt that way about

[EdwardXVI]

@EdwardXVI You. Third, way to go sounding even more like a retard "Oh my wanker!" How fucking offensive, it's called a goddamn penis, a dick. Wanking is what you do when you touch your self. Fourth, I'm sorry that my favorite number is sixteen and my likeness for roman numerals was far to creative than actually putting the numbers 1 and 6 at the end of my name. For you to even begin to suggest that it brings me status makes me feel fuckin' special kid.

[An3ggPlant1]

@EdwardXVI I love you...

[VanishingWish]

These look delicious. I wish they were sold in Canada or online or something.

[InTheCity3D]

Ironically, the idea is just as foul as most other processed foods.

[yflashinglights]

so long as it does not cost more than a $1, It can't be worse than buying a cinnamon roll out of the vending machine.

[Corrderio]

What? People are too lazy to make their own sandwiches now?

[mjklable]

it looks pretty discusting

[InTheCity3D]

@mjklable As does you ability to spell.

[mjklable]

@InTheCity3D sorry what are you trying to say?

[sTyLnK]

It doesn't seem that bad. It's no different then buying pizza pockets and all that stuff. The only reason this is turning people off is because of the ingredients. It's low grade stuff. I mean come on pizza pockets are terrible low grade meats, cheese and sauces. Those lunchables are even worse. Many packaged foods are and many people eat them all the time.This is no different. I say give it a chance.

[themadturkey]

I want a free sample of 4:00

[jaydenwashere]

I'm hungry at the moment. So it's looking pretty good. XD

[whiskeycricket]

Disturbing and Wrong.

[fuzzymarble1279]

I will only ever buy one of these if they make a jill flavored candwich

[DissonanceEngineer]

Note to self: If an Australian news network wants to interview you, tell them to go soak their heads.

[Jontenn]

This is like the Onion news network, but for real...

[saulithian]

i dunno i want to try one.

[JFISCH93]

I thought it looked gross until I saw how it was made, now it looks like a great idea.

[crackhead4211]

CANDWICH I WANT A FREE SAMPLE i love pb&j ask me for my address ill gladly TRY ONE!!!!!!!!

[Se7enACK]

Big deal! This is totally lame, you have to make it yourself. That not even a good gimmick. It's packaged in such a way that the consumer assumes this is an instant sandwich and it clearly is not. Should be called a fraudwich.

[thchai]

are we getting this product in australia?

[sharmaine24]

@thchai yes

[EpitomeofInsanity2]

EWWWWW BBQ CHICKEN??

[StockDektol]

nt free samples. How does accomplish this?

[StockDektol]

We want free samples. How does accomplish this?

[ucg102]

this reminds me a little from Dr. tran's ICE episode

[jlward]

It's charming, but is it really necessary? 

[JimthereT]

@jlward No....So now we take a regular sandwich that can be packaged in plastic only and now wrap it in plastic and put it in an aluminum can. The only thing this is going to be good for is producing more waster. There are already sandwich vending machines. This is bullshit!

[blizrfiz]

if you cant take ten minnutes off to make a sandwitch, then obviously your working on some kind of frantic life-or-death thing, and really should be focusing on more important things then food anyways.

[edik23]

@blizrfiz

You must have never had "5 course meal in can" now have you?

[joeecenpi]

where can i get samples?

[DarthSuck]

This sounds likes the most interesting invention I have heard about in a while I cannot wait till I see it in stores so I can try it!

[AmiaRavenne]

@candwich you have quite a perception battle; my first thought was that you had stuffed a sandwich into a can that would look like a mess similar to a Pillsbury Crescent but with PP&J all over lol. I think it would be a good idea to market it with clear instructions on the vending machines or on store shelves. I know you don’t have a lot of room on the can itself so you will need a great 3 step tutorial on the side of a box (like a 6 pack etc.) Good luck with this it’s going to be hard!

[JimthereT]

@AmiaRavenne The can is 24oz. A standard vending machine dispenses 16 oz cans or 20oz bottles. Wtf? He says no upgrades or modifications needed. There are already sandwich vending machines, we dont need more waste packaging.

[shortyclimbersmiles]

im confused, so it comes WITH a sandwich \? why does it come with brerad if its all in the can?

[djlar40]

i want some

[kevin92620]

what do we need women for now?

[YAhomeGURLGG]

oooooo. lol i thought it was pb&j flavor soda. lol i was like eww, who would drink that lol

[Luindriel]

@YAhomeGURLGG pb&j soda sounds gross yet... intriguing.

[hob311]

I have to try one of these.

[hibbijo]

It looks like a hot dog bun with peanut butter and jelly. How is that disgusting? Seems fine to me...

[KaiLuck]

I want to try the pizza pocket one. That sounds goooood! :D

[funky3ddy]

Well guys, great idea.. I liked the fact that it is not creating, but fitting in the existing infrastructure, as Mark said, easy to transport, easy to vend, no need to buy specialized vending machines and other miscellaneous equipment. If the price will be reasonable (as it should be, because everyone knows how to make a sandwich and put it in a box, if you know what I'm saying), and the taste will be good, this can actually turn out great : )

Good luck and thumbs up

SFMBE.

Eddy.

[ornitorrinco01]

A sandwich in a can for god's sake! This is a disturbing trend in an age when there is already way too much processed food out there. This should be called man-boobs in a can because processed crap like this is the reason why there is so much obesity. No wonder diabetes is the fastest growing disease in the developed world. Here is a novel idea folks, buy a loaf of bread and make your own damn sandwich at home.

[chainfire95]

I would like a free sample =P

[sharpy387]

thats about as convenient as making a pbj sandwich

[ninajoyy11]

i want a free sample!!!

[CptPigOut]

These fucking Australian news anchors are being such dicks to this guy. I mean, yeah the sandwich looks disgusting, but at least the guy is making an effort.

[tripsadelica]

@CptPigOut ...You're right. These two dimwits are filling in for the normal anchors during a morning news show on one of our major networks. Look...Aussies love taking the p!ss out of people but this excerpt shows just how crass, superficial and cynical two people can be and they treat the inventor appallingly

So...apologies. Not all Aussies are like these two nongs.

[CptPigOut]

@tripsadelica And just to clairfy: I know that not all Australian people are like this. I'm sure that there plenty of great people from Australia, it's just that these two a-holes are making the country look bad.

[tripsadelica]

@CptPigOut Glad we cleared the air.  :)

[YAhomeGURLGG]

@CptPigOut im american, they werent acting like aholes, if your disgusted by something, ur disgusted. they were just confused about the product

[ornitorrinco01]

@CptPigOut How were they being dicks to the guy? They did not say anything impolite or rude and they asked pretty straight forward and reasonable questions. But you're right about something, the sandwich does look disgusting.

[hcm9999]

Next step would be all kinds of ready-to-eat food in a can.

And then open a restaurant specialized in selling ready-to-eat canned food.

A restaurant with no kitchen, no waiters, only vending machines.

[hcm9999]

That is great!

[Borridd]

That's disgusting.

[candwich]

@Borridd So you didn't want that free sample then?

[tonyrod92]

@candwich I want one! It looks sweet!

[Brozufil]

@candwich hey can I try a free sample please? I think it's a good idea to serve my husband and kids some candwich for them to eat later during the day. I'll let my friends and neighbors know too. Thanks for the innovation and keep the good work :)

[Borridd]

@candwich Sure, send me some.

[MidgeyMe]

@candwich

Could I have a free sample?

[ContainsInnocence]

@Borridd it's just the packaged ingredients of the sandwich in a can...you open it, take out the ingredients, and make the sandwich...it's not like you're drinking sandwich mush out of the can

that'd be disgusting...

[haphazard51]

wow, the Australians are kinda harsh...

[illkickyouindahead]

@haphazard51 well its not eay we have to but up with half our population which asian and afgans