Half-Life 3

[jo3all]

rubish there is no half life 3

[AlexeiVoronin]

Tremedously exaggerated ladder climbing sounds - yes, this is definitely Half-Life :)

[UrsuletzulBlond]

ce terminatii :)))) =)))

[ligador23]

Valve can't count to 3. FAKE

[3232herman]

omg are you stupid

[MrPahaNik]

хахаха как лижит

[SuperDaviddevil]

you say little parody =))

[Dennizjoon]

0:28 Valve: We needed a little update for fun, so the new Gordon will have a shirt + a dildo! What do you think fans? 2:23 new zombie model will be mentaly retarded guy!

xD lolz

[cosmin199722]

idioti....prea prosti pentru lumea asta



[ramiBudemaris]

what can I say, you scared the hell out of me at 1:00 .

[huguetix7]

stupid

[shrimpy5825]

no mate

[michaelablelol]

its coming this winter

[SavarankiskiTeam]

yes is dildo :DD

[Angle952]

at 0.29 ....i see a shadow with a camera..

[DexVil]

@Angle952 Daaamn This game is awesome, has freaky shadows running around with cameras, morphing enemies first a hound then a zombie, door handle for a weapon, awesome environment, WHEN'S THIS GAME COMING OUT?

[stylerxDDD3340]

Left 4 Dead 2 ?

[DJN3PTUNO]

OMG the Graphic is like real o_O ! hahaha xD

[TheVinter95]

Press 3

[RobinJameZz]

Hey, that's a penis!

[1987Johny1987]

omg you guys are totaly gay, get a job 0*

[Slepsser]

Good Place to recording Half Life, but Zombie is... shit ;D

[childofdreamz]

is that a rubber chicken?

[Mafija963]

Akimirksnis?

[nukesvids]

Lawl, I bet you had fun while making this video, which is great. Btw, the view from where ever you are looks beautiful... :P

[mordenman]

hhahahahahahahahahah AHAHAHAHAH WOOOOOOOOOWW I LOOOLLD

shittiness x10000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000

[joshdigit]

shitness 8-/

[Djmeqa]

wtf i just kill your friend ha ha ha  and this thing you hold is a .....

[Zelirik]

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD NOT WASTE MY LIFE DOING S**T IMPRESIONS OF HALF LIFE 0

[Xerum300]

what's this crap??

[gmod576]

you my sir suck at macking effects

[PI33ABO1]

Not to complain but shouldn't that be a Crowbar... not a dildo?

[MultiRider999]

labas akimirksni as ir lietuvis

[KingShahJahan]

Didn't find a crowbar eh?!

[RisinT96]

hehe how stupid

[DocFreeman115]

the crowbar looks like a broken off chair leg

[Hovercat34]

Really bad video, but the scenery is really good and fits in.

[RafikMan1000]

Eeekhm... , whats ee aaa crowbar? XD

[FistOfDisturbed]

Kill it with the dildo!!!

[theG4G1]

is this a dog or human xD

[BMXmachines]

wow graphics like in real life! :D

[sisisspore]

youre grapics card isn't good enaf to play the game XD

[Diegoignacio1013]

1:02 lol xd

[Believe1in1me]

Kur tu cia vaikstai man idomu ;D

[TheGmodGirl]

1:04 lol head rape XD

[dJavioNicS]

hahahhaahha soo hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

[2011killzone]

wut r you holding it looks like a fish

[killinginthenam]

What awesome graphics! This looks amazing! Oh my God I can't wait! Who else would not want to play as a REALLY slow Gordan Freeman with a big white dildo?! And the music! Sounds just like Half Life 2! WOW! I also like how everytime an enemy shows up, a song plays just like Fallout!

(FYI I'm joking.)

[AngryXBoxNerd47]

@killinginthenam lol when i read ur comment i about pissed myself! a white dildo. thats what i thought too

[pokemon0wns]

omg hes holding a dildo

[ovinemesis300]

these noises are epic, no matter what you use as video:D, cool

[Ming3113]

YOU SUCK

[MrMixtape56]

If this was somehow real, it would be the worst fucking game ever.

[djsebex]

READ A DESCIRPCTION NOOBS

[mike62895]

hahaha. where is that, i want to play airsoft there

[MetalisForever1990]

nice fake xD

[Krytonite001]

HL3 with such a shit graphics? No way ....

[GarconCoffee]

great gameplay. man im looking forward to play this game

[LASYDR00]

Killed his friend three times

[LASYDR00]

Где знаменитый ломик? Без него нельзя. Правда?

Where is the famous crowbar? Without it, you can not. Really?

[TheConManCon]

pretty badass crobar (crobar?)

[danil1234kudrin]

херня!!!!!

[Feenuxz]

ALL THE ENEMIES LOOK THE SAME, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

[MrHamzaAsghar]

hahahaha!!! I hope it come out soon cause it looks FUCKING awesome!! .....Oops, DILDO FUCKING AWESOME!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

[theguywhoannoysme]

And then all game graphics got to THIS level.

[t0nkpi1s]

is that a dildo in your hand?

[Againya23]

That's a pipe.

[wfgigglemonkey]

what is he holding??? MMMOOOMMM!! MMMMOOOOMMMMM!

[Poltergeyst]

do you stare at the ground all the time when you play half life?

[Supac00LNinja66]

is that a dildo?wtf

[mcvagina1234]

i uploaded the new trailer of half life 3 check it out!

[666bam242]

this is a joke, right? because this is not half-life 3.

[gustaph77]

lol a chincken killer bar xD

[delta62ful]

What the shit, this Eastern ask

[toxicraver99]

...? wooooow

[GreenHouseM13]

hahaha XD

[Iceburner96]

O_O do u start with a dildo?

[MaximMike9800]

You filmed yourself.

[MarconiFilms]

Why the fuck is he holding a horse penis?

[789Kiowa]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[directorlog]

half life idiot

[udum24]

Rofl...



[dbgt081]

SHIT VIDEO

[BosshafterGhettoKINg]

das is so ne geniale verarsche :D ich konnt mich kaum noch halten wo der typ auf allen vieren ankam aber halflife ist schon ein geniales spiel

[terrateB]

looks like a horsepenis in the right bottom corner.

[WaffleCopter3000]

Oh snap this game has real life graphics!

[vrezas12]

@WaffleCopter3000 actualy i think hl2 graphics are better than that POS camera quality

[Murmaiderer88]

Sage

[shor7ycba]

hahahahaha nice!!!

[Ardit1996]

idk why but i think this is hell funn!!!

[jaugor]

very nice

[Ultrabenbooyah]

where are the headcrab's at the zombie's heads?

[jonadb1997]

That graphical so realists:O

[AleksandraLu]

I think it's funny )))))

[SuperKarol97]

NICE WORK...NOT BAD:)

[TheChester1000]

hmmm... i never knew houndeyes could look so much like people 0.0 lol

[drinkbudyXD]

@TheChester1000 they evolved!

[halo3recon343]

@TheChester1000 lol no ragdoll physics

[ThePorumbelul]

@TheChester1000 houndpeople

[RealAmerican4L]

OH MY GOD! =masturbates=

[jamieboyrockon]

lovin' the headcrabs XD

[Hunterarg]

good pleace, bad actors....

[bassmen100]

super graphics!!! i want it!

[Sewuan0214]

LOL

[marti0075]

lol stupid ameriacn dick rec this !

[alrustanz]

Lol funny video

[lolisbol]

What the fuck is that thing you're holding?!

[Ultrabenbooyah]

@lolisbol it looks like a piece of paper

[Funkiller1000]

@lolisbol that is a crowbar PACKED WITH 50 more metal xD ! nah just kidding but how the heck is that a crowbar

[florimor]

@lolisbol dildo xd

[texlyon]

@lolisbol

Ice hockey club

[JoeyTaylor666]

@lolisbol I asume that is a pipe

[ImRoflmanxd]

@lolisbol I think thats a pipe

[dreamsofdiego]

@lolisbol it was a newspaper XD

[TheBlackCricket]

@lolisbol Chuck Norris' fist

[ekinothedragon]

@lolisbol a fish

[JacobStupify3]

half life 1 looks better than this

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

damn dude i dont even think a 9800GT can run this shit on max

[masterpickle13]

its not HL3 thats next its hl2 ep3 and its coming out next year i think

[Bombalega600]

i saw 0:03 and i knew it's a fake

[Tallos1]

Just wait people when games will start look like this i wouldn't be so surprised if next 5 years will it look REAL as much as possible ;) But i hope realy hope they will make continue of half Life 2 series let's say HALF LIFE 3 :D NICE That will be like in year 2016 XD

[Zombine50]

koks cia pastatas :) ?

[Jamamnedarba]

1:13 LOL Dead zombie =D

[e9a3ba]

loooooool graphics hahahahahaaay cool video

[NintendoBoysDK]

get u a real crowbar

[laziruss]

Yay, lets hit a barrel for no reason other to show off my(bad)sound editing and have a human dog rape us... Then we can have a mentally challenged guy laughing randomly attack us, and then hit the floor of a crane to show off my sound editing again. AWESOME.

[sohotrightnow919]

awesome graphics it looks so real lol

[isokessu]

Well HL3 will have better graphics if it comes :D