Cell Block Tango Lyrics

[Jamesandrewofficial]

Well, casually broke up with my gf and the next day at school i was running along the corridor, and accidently ran into a knief my ex was carrying, you'd think i'd learn... I did it 10 fucking times!!!

[BebeSissy]

I am a hungarian girl, but what the hungarian lady says, I can't understand it. No one word. It's weird. ...:D

[jlfan4293]

"I fired two warning shots.... Into His Head."

[TheFleurDeMer]

I'm writing a paper from the perspective of a woman who killed her husband... this helped!

[Snoopylover97]

Best tango song since the tango: Maurine

[TheFleurDeMer]

@Snoopylover97 YES

[HesterKrommendijk]

''he run in my knife, he ran into my knife ten times'' Genius!

[stylemonkey17]

im doing a dance to this

[Zeth340]

Catchy song but hell its a good way to keep all of the guys from cheating on their lovers! :D

[shortiecanbrawl]

I wonder how many men are listening to this?

[umbreonespeont6]

That's wrong. Not all mormons are paligamists (sorry, can't spell it.) And they can't drink achohal. I STILL LOVE THIS SONG THOUGH!!!

[Lelouchisabeast]

I POP my gum. I don't want to get warning shots.... in my head.

[katsy0c0]

@HarryBlue5 Not gonna lie.

I'd probably snap from that...

[19robdog]

Doing number 17-the spread eagle lolz



[dogs433]

omg



[HarryBlue5]

So, like, between these liars and cheats, there's this one guy who chews gum a bit too loudly...

[12emonie]

@HarryBlue5 Not chewin', Poppin'

[astrangeone]

@HarryBlue5 I got the idea that he's lazy. She's working and he's sitting there popping gum and not caring that his woman is working.

:) I like the "uh-uh" girl and the black lady. :)

[mspurplepancakes101]

I fired two warning shots....into his head!

But be had it comin, so its a murder but not a crime right?!

[sosobaratti]

My sis had to do Cicero for a broadway night at my school while her ex and current bf were in the audience. The ex said he never had been more intimidated in his life lol

[CrankDatJonasBoi]

@sosobaratti This is the song every ex should be afraid of their old gf singing haha

[ANGELOFDARKNAZZ]

@sosobaratti i played this song everytime i get inside a girl's head

[Drepani13]

SQUISH IS THE SOUND MADE WHEN SOMEONE RUNS INTO A KNIFE

[missdeathknight13579]

dontcha just hate when your husbands repeatedly run into your knife?

[lyricsrockstar]

@missdeathknight13579 lol



[MsMoonDragoon]

Ruben.

he was nice...

sort of.

damn abuser.

me and my friend drove him insane.

he died in the asylum 2 days later

he had it comein'

[furturerocker96]

@tophrocks96 dude 0_o that's creepy.

[superkim111]

"Carving up a chicken for dinner."

Really? The black girl's making chicken? My God....

[SnitchSeeker]

@superkim111 The play the musical was based on was written in 1925.Racism was considered socially acceptable.

[Applebutter799]

@superkim111 Er... What does she have to do with making chicken? And why does it matter if she's black?

[superkim111]

@Applebutter799 In the song she says that she's carving up a chicken when her husband comes in and starts yelling at her. There's a popular stereotype that says black people love chicken. 

[Applebutter799]

@superkim111 Yes I know the song well... Didn't know that stereotype though o.o

[superkim111]

@Applebutter799 You learn something new every day.

[izzy1xx]

@superkim111 whats that supposed to mean?

[superkim111]

@izzy1xx There's a common stereotype that African-Americans love to eat chicken. So having the black girl making chicken for dinner.....well I'm sure you can put the pieces together.

[animegril13X3]

@superkim111 well it's not like they there are alot of other food she could be carving that would match up with the song's beat

[superkim111]

@animegril13X3 I can think of a few.

[animegril13X3]

@superkim111 tell me at lest 3 and you can be as mad as you wish

[CupcakeVigilante]

@animegril13X3 Steak's one :V

[superkim111]

@animegril13X3 Turkey, Roast, Ham. And I'm not mad so much as rolling my eyes.

[animegril13X3]

@superkim111 i see your point.

[superkim111]

@animegril13X3 I thought you might.

[OiOBlinkingOwl]

@superkim111 What is that suppose to mean? Black people do cook you know, my mother does it every day. :(

[superkim111]

@OiOBlinkingOwl I know that black people cook. My uncle does it everyday and his food is delicious. But there is a stereotype that black people have an obsession with chicken. That part of the song seems to hint at that stereotype which is why I made that comment.

[tophrocks96]

I had a crush on a boy at school...

Blond hair, blue eyes, smart, and a total sweet heart....

Or so I thought...

Sweet, HA! I asked him out for dinner and a movie, he laughed at me.

Not for long, might I say....I didn't see a movie, but he made a good meal.

[XForeverBlackStarX]

'He ran into my knife 10 times.'

Classic!

[JMLVR893]

just got out the shower just started singin it so I had to put it on and when I wake up I better have at least 10 likes!!! :)

[Norway361]

@jessiejessjessica and @Iheartsnape thanks!

[2WebWorld2]

when my husbands pisses me off, I shall sing this to him

[dtiger1212]

I hardly understand the hungarian part, even though I'm hungarian.. O_O

[IDontShine423]

@dtiger1212 You're hungarian, and I'm Russian, and I probably understand it better than you? Probably because it's actually Hungarian spoken by a Russian. :P

[dtiger1212]

@IDontShine423 It is obviously a Hungarian speech, and I can understand it, since it's my native language, but it takes my attention. But it seems the same. Maybe you wouldn't understand what my Russian language teacher says in school, cause she's Hungarian. :D But how come you understand Hungarian, if you're Russian? :D

[IDontShine423]

@dtiger1212 Because I am multi-lingual. :) But it still is a bit confusing for me. ^_^

[Norway361]

@Iheartsnape They had it coming all along ;)

[iheartssnape]

@Norway361 hell yeah ;D

[Norway361]

@Iheartssnape

I once had a boyfriend who I thought was my soulmate...

He dumped me for my sister...

The next day he came over to my house...

I can't remember what happened next but the doctor said he'll never be able to have kids.

[jessiejesjessica]

@Norway361

hahaha thats a good one

[iheartssnape]

i had a boyfriend

he dumped me over the phone

next day i saw him at school

i gave him a little 'push' out the window

3 broken ribs

he had it coming ;D

[megmo1571]

@iheartssnape I hope this isn't true...

[iheartssnape]

@megmo1571 it might be o.O

[lopperbsg21]

I'll be doing this!!! O geez why'd they pick me

[kittiesman12]

I saw a very historical performance of chicago. The first time that Roxy Heart was ever performed by a black woman. And she did amazing.

[TheYoyeah8]

I have the movie!! XD Happy Day!!! XD

[musicnerd656]

I've found a new favorite song..

[sparklesthecupcake]

POPPAHH



[Herbsandspices100]

I am addicted to this song

[Zikau]

*reads description*

My, my. You've got some sticklers about the EXACT translation, don't you? I think you did fine. It gets the main idea across. Not like you left out any big important details. Don't worry about them, your translation is perfectly fine.

[kiwicowgirl95]

I love this song!!! =)

[gingersnap33110]

Beautiful. All of it.

[PannaXD]

It was hungary?? o.O :D:D:D

[Nikkielishous]

I have to sing this in my musical show, and am shitting it.

[NireonPhoenixDragon]

AWESOME :)

[KaeleTheDancer]

this is my favorite song of all time!!!!!

[The1GreatEscape]

weird russian comertial!!!!! XD

[spranceisserious]

PMS, huh? I understand, ladies.

[dalekslay]

I dunno why but I always imagine them saying"Dirty bastard" instead of "Dirty Bum" XD

[vvWait]

This is freaking amazing song. Love it - it has humor, great voices, great music, and and awesome power!

[ellie10xxx]

This is such an amazing song ; shows that women can fight back ;) <333

[EmilyScotyBeliebs]

@ellie10xxx by killing their boyfriends? except for the hungarian one(:

[ellie10xxx]

@EmilyScotyBeliebs Yeah ! I find it funny=))

[TheKoruandDori]

where do they get squish?

[BadInfluencesBand]

@TheKoruandDori The noise the knife went :)

[gomezgirl97]

we're doing Chicago for our school musical and I'm so excited

[ArtsyAlligator]

i love this song. <3333

[SilentHillEmzie]

I love chicago and i know harry potter hass nothing what so ever to do with it but...pop made me think of bellatrix lestrange.

anyways, back on topic....I LOVE THIS SONG! I really want to see the show chicago

[Drepani13]

@SilentHillEmzie :D chicago and harry pottter. you just made my day!

[ellierebecca123ify]

@ChikaraWolf I didn't do it

[UnplugTheStars]

Nine people had it coming.

[ChikaraWolf]

@UnplugTheStars They only had themselves to blame.

[Martianhammock]

@ChikaraWolf @UnplugTheStars: If you'da been there... if you'da seen it...

[Martianhammock]

@ChikaraWolf @UnplugTheStars: If you'd of been there... if you'd of seen it...

[lucindaboo]

ah i love this ; a few years back my stage school had to perform this song - so many memories. loved being lipschitz <3

[Button4278]

lol omg i love the part at 6:00

[Fisgry91]

Pop has a really bad temper.

[yulivl]

Mujeres Asesinas...

[suzykelly100]

hahahahah shes sick

[lesyllphide]

what is the foreign (uh-uh) girl's story?

[ChiakiOMFG]

@lesyllphide Here is a translation of her monolouge (She's Hungarian, by the way):

"What am doing here? They say my famous lover held down my husband while I chopped off his head. But it isn't true, I am innocent. I don't know why Uncle Sam says I did it. I tried to explain it at the police station but they didn't understand me."

[DrRisk01]

" UH UH" SO DIRTY!

[XxlostXinXsterioxX]

You know some guys just cant hold their arsenic

[143reeses]

This is the best version on YouTube !

[kayleighcolfer]

This is my favorite song in this musical!!!

[Sanaka1231]

@kayleighcolfer MINE TOO!!

[kayleighcolfer]

@Sanaka1231 I like We Both Reached for the Gun, too.

[SuperCrazyDreamer]

I love this song

[Zero12900]

<3

[fromoxfordwithluv]

temper temper

[Rhall7191]

I love how there is a promoted video for "and I'm a Mormon" to this song. haha

[ginnyluna182]

pop girl looks like a vampire, i know tht sounds weird, but if any1 has cn the movie and u look at when she says pop, she says it soo funny and has vampire lookin teeth

[Harleyterror]

is it wierd that this song is about women who killed their husbands/boyfriends and i know every word of it?

[saturnrings123]

the second translation is right.... the first is what google translate says but it is wroooong

[quaverava]

This is the best song from chicago !! I know all the words off by heart apart from the russian bit, but i know the translation to that. We perrformed it @ my drama club <3 :)

[ElphaBean]

He saw himself as alive, and I saw him DEAD

[ElphaBean]

#17 the SPREAD EAGLE

[ElphaBean]

And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife 10 times

[madnog123]

oh ok thanks



[madnog123]

i love this song

[madnog123]

ew

[madnog123]

Pop Six Squish Uh-Uh Cirero Lipchipz

Pop: Popping Gum

Six:Six Wives

Squish:no clue

Uh-Uh: she didn`t do

Cirero:The hotel

Lipchitz: his name was Al Lipshitz

[RavenDM]

@madnog123 Squish is the sound of the knife going into the guy's body.

[missAmericus]

we played this song in our marching band routein. i loved it! i love this song!

[kattty308]

lol I love this song!!!

[KukuCurryMaster]

I haven't heard this song in over a year. I must say, i still love it :D

[eriakwinner]

he ran into my knife. he ran into my knife ten times

[OneLittleOddment]

@HeatherLockheart101 No wait, sorry. I accidentally did the wrong one :/ (fail on my behalf :/) The last one is actually that her boyfriend was always out trying to "find himself" - in that pretentious way that artistic types say they do ;) But he was actually off enjoying the presence (hurr hurrr) of other women. And another guy ;)

[OneLittleOddment]

@HeatherLockheart101 The last one isn't confusing. He told her that he was single. Then she discovered he was married, and because of his religion he had more than one wife - six, to be precise.

[HeatherLockheart101]

i think the hugarian one is the most grossest and the 1st was the most unnecessary te milkman screwer was random and the last one was the confusing one

[invaderzimrocks13]

i can speak hungarean

What am doing here? They say my famous lover held down my husband while I chopped off his head. But it isn't true, I am innocent. I don't know why Uncle Sam says I did it. I tried to explain it at the police station but they didn't understand me.

[frikkinxpurple]

I love that frikkin movie!!!! >:) i should have been in it!

[invaderzimrocks13]

i under stand the what the hungarean girl is saying with out the translashon.

[missmiamichic7]

@invaderzimrocks13 now only if you could spell in English you'd be set.

[invaderzimrocks13]

@missmiamichic7 i can i think?

[aZnPrIdE4eVa3]

@invaderzimrocks13 you spelled "translation" wrong...not trying to be a bitch, just letting you know.. [:

[invaderzimrocks13]

@aZnPrIdE4eVa3 i know im only 11

[missmiamichic7]

@invaderzimrocks13 lol it is translation, understand, and Hungarian.

[invaderzimrocks13]

@missmiamichic7 oh sorry

[abigail1918]

@invaderzimrocks13 kay, want a cookie?

[invaderzimrocks13]

@abigail1918 what kind? >XD

[Libbymarie14]

I'M MORMON!(: and none of the people i know that are mormon have more than one wife thats the piligamists.

[parttimevampire1]

@Libbymarie14 im a mormon too:D

[Libbymarie14]

@parttimevampire1 coooool haha(:

[EvanescentWoodNymph]

I dated a Mormon...

[invaderzimrocks13]

Ez ének sziklák !

[WEEExWTF]

Im doing a musica to chicago :)

[HoneyNutTheAlleyCat]

Their husbands were the dislikers: pop six squish uh uh circeroand lipschitz

[362led]

some guyes just cant hold their arsenic / she needs an arsenic ring

[invaderzimrocks13]

@362led it means she poisened him

[memesure]

so cool i could never understand the Hungarian lady

[TheKunoichiNeko]

OMG Killing someone over Gum. . .

A couple of the others have somewhat justified reasons.

But poor Hungarian Girl, why did the innocent girl have to get hanged?

[sourcreampsycho128]

'I didn't do it, but if i'd done it, how could you tell me that I was wrong?'

Um, ma'am... YOU'RE SINGING ABOUT IT!

[sammypoo1592]

6 People are fucking nuts!! O.O