世界で一番ひきこもり『ワールドイズマイン』=♂店員

[DarkMist76]

... Faneru? What is this? SINGING "WORLD IS MINE"???

-loves any guy who sings "World Is Mine"-

♥

[mohu2cocoa]

なんで英語でコメしてるの？

[imaginationdeficient]

Quick translation of the song - THIS IS A ROUGH TRANSLATION, I've only been studying Japanese for two and a half years, so take it with a grain of salt...

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I am the world's #1 hikikomori, and so you should be aware of how to treat me... right?

"First, one should not enter my room without permission. second, just the right amount of light would be nice, right? third, bring my dinner up to my second-floor room, and don't you realize that vacuum cleaner is too noisy?

[imaginationdeficient]

Because none should question my whims. My parents, from the bottoms of their hearts, are quite concerned．

I am the world's #1 hikikomori, one might notice 'hey, hey, what about work?' but that's out of the question．do you think that I am garbage, that I should get a job soon or just get tossed out?

Get up? Was it wrong to be sleeping until 11 AM? Excuse me, you should be listening to what I say.

-hold on…- -oh yes, and then?-

[imaginationdeficient]

Oh, were you bothered by why I phoned you? You should come here to meet me from the convenience store (even though) it’s only 30 seconds away.

Honestly, you really shouldn’t question my whims. After all, after walking just a little bit, I end up rather short of breath.

I have one room in the whole world that is mine alone, one might note, ‘listen, listen, you should do some cleaning.’ my figurines are overflowing a space of (approx.) 11 meters. please be careful – clean up in here, quickly!

[imaginationdeficient]

My parents absolutely do not understand the value of my figurines!

Limited edition anime goods! the latest notebook computer!

Everybody, everyone, don’t be so patient!

Don’t think of me as an impatient child, just because I don’t regret living in a house I didn’t buy.

It’s natural, therefore I am--

[imaginationdeficient]

The world’s #1 parasite! I receive all sorts of things from amazon unexpectedly. If my cell phone randomly stops working, I’m like, “wha-?” “Shouldn’t you pay the bill?” say my caring, penny-pinching parents.

But I absolutely do not want to work!

[DarkMist76]

@imaginationdeficient THANK YOU FOR THE TRANSLATIONS. :D♥

[14131110miko]

なんかめっちゃ残念やけど笑ってしまうｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[MAIMAI20000215]

イェスニートｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[soppippi05410]

パラサイトシングル学校で習ったw

[kiryui4]

最低だけど最高wwwwwwwwwwwwww

[yuuya1996y]

爆笑！！

[sonearenn]

その１　部屋には無許可で入らないこと

その２　ちゃんと光（回線）にすること　いいね？

その３　私の晩御飯は２階の部屋まで持ってくること

ぁあ・・・・・。

全部わたしねｗ

[LEMION1]

あれ・・・同感してるｗｗ



[kurehi0621]

これは・・・まさに今の俺だ！（（（

[atts1001]

お母さんに見せたい動画NO.1

[Mrmasato1224]

凄い同感する箇所が…ｗｗｗ

[a2003n09zu15]

ちょっとぉ・・・

がかわええ



[mryrk1222]

これ友達に見せなきゃ。

[pradyot7blizzard]

よね！ｗｗ

[yas0813061904220715]

ふぁねるが親戚だったらなーーーーーー

[shitasokun]

息切れｗｗ

[gerozome1]

仕事なんて滅べばいいﾜﾛﾀｗｗｗｗｗ

[kyonjonsumisu]

♂店員ねるたんｗ

[chakinko0812]

ふぃぎゅあｗｗｗ

[kurotosu1869]

がまんしないんだｗｗｗｗ



[akmtymiy]

ちょっとぉ...に萌えたｗｗ



[DLdannsinglove]

・・・・なんか気持ち分かるｗｗｗｗ

[Negero16r]

♂店員=ふぁねるだよ！間違ってたら謝ります。

[kusarijoshi39]

うわぁ～おｗ

完全なるひきこもりだｗｗ

なのに美声ｗｗｗ

[mimitaparu]

ねるたん名にしてんのwww

[ryuuuuuuuu0]

迎えじゃね？ｗｗｗｗ

[yossii321]

なんだろ....すべてに共感できる。

[thefrog617]

最後超ワロタｗｗ

[planner935]

お、面白っ……(笑)

[zawapiyo]

やばいわかってしまうｗｗｗ



[sakura215yuuya]

ワールドイヌマインと一緒くらいすごいｗｗｗ

[BlackBloodyPoker777]

部屋には無強化で勝手に入らないこと。。。

気持ちわかります～

（朝には特に便利ですよね、このルール）

[shinnke123]

ダイソン相当うるさいww

[monotama0103]

兄貴に｢お前も似たようなモンだよなｗ｣

とか言われる13才女子ｗｗｗ

[Scarletdollie]

LOL wasn't expecting an angry Kenshin XD

FANERU I LESS THAN HEART YOUUUU

[secretperfectcrime]

なんか、切実な感じで笑

[624baka]

初回限定のアニメグッツ！！

最新機種のノートＰＣ！・・・・イィワァｗ

[sirakamiseiya]

これ以上のわがままがあるかｗｗ

[keroro752]

「いますぐにね!!」

の声好きでさぁｗ

[klkp2]

This isn't Faneru right?? But the drawing look's like his representation......??

[mochibefriender]

@klkp2 This is Faneru. :) h t t p : // o f urotaimu. dream width. o r g / 74164. html <--- more explanation here(not mine)

[codesannful]

ま・・・まさか俺を超える・・・引きこもりが・・・いた・・・だ­とぉｗ

[ericroxas]

could someone sub this?..

[ChieLamperouge]

OH MY ! YESH 世界で一番ひきこもり！LOLOLOL

[kikokirisima]

ダイソンうるさくねｗｗ？？

[Daiki00Nano]

憧れまs((

[nashikiaimi]

ねるたん可愛い♥

歌詞全てに共感です！！

[IrisuJRockjp]

@nashikiaimi

本当はふぁねる？１!

[siyome]

Oh I love him so much <3

[todasatoru]

いつも思うけどねるたん声たけぇ！もーやヴぁいわｗｗ

[1004ATOBE]

歩いただけで息切れｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[panasonic114]

六畳半...結構広いな

[mitsukiti811]

アアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアア­アアアア

[Ardent801]

I swore I heard him say that he was the world's number one hikikomori! XDD

[Mizuki103]

@Ardent801 パネエｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ



[ameask]

ねるたん最高だぬ はぁと

[Anjera3HSU]

どんだけｗｗｗ

いっそ清々しい！！

[0702nikoniko]

ちょっとぉ……萌えたー///

[ajisaiha6gatu]

わががまいいすぎだよｗｗｗ

[cryinglullaby]

hikikomori? did i hear that right?

[hideyosigekilove]

いいｗ



[meaiaenndo]

なんて歌詞だｗｗでもわかる気がするｗｗ

[SIKI24451]

やかましいわｗｗｗｗ

素敵ボイスでなんて歌詞をｗｗ

[gamusyarayaro]

かわいい!!!!

ねるたんやばいｗｗｗ

てか高音すげッッ!!



[takasugi170]

おぅおぅここに仲間がおったぁ

[xPinkCirnox]

At times like these, I wish I knew some Japanese. Either way, this seems extremely awesome.

[tetorin712314]

ひきこもりｗｗｗ

[chihiro2124]

ねるたんｗ

かわいいｗ

[MsKIKKY]

おもろいｗｗｗ



[kokoromojini]

いいｗ

世界で一番ひきこもり！！

さいこ～～～ｗ

[devi25devi]

めっちゃおもしろいです！！ｗｗ

[KlausTaki]

lol xD

"世界で一番ひきこもり"

Yes Faneru, we all are otaku xD:;;

lol jk jk jk jk <333

[bluubeary]

lols xDD