SPIT Substitute
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From: Alphacat
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  • ORAL JUICYNESS!!!!!! What a better substitute for spit....then spit!

    NateArch1821 10 months ago

  • Get high more.

    NecroNymphallible 1 year ago

  • drink water!!!!!

    Kikilicious52790 1 year ago

  • NASTY lol.

    Deal4Lyfe 1 year ago

  • LMFAOOO..WHEN UR MOUTH NO LONGER DRIPS SQUEEZE OUR JUICE BETWEEN YOUR LIPS!!!....I LOVE IT

    Urswtcherry 1 year ago

  • "Now available in extra strength noogie formula." lmao

    darkdudefro52 1 year ago

  • i had to look away when u pour the spit thing and uughhhhh >.< lol

    naswashere 1 year ago

  • You have a gift that was some funny stuff quick idea have the pres make a crossroads video bone thugs

    boots2709 1 year ago

  • Omg i had to turn my head when u poured it into ur mouth. Ive been up sine 10pm watchin ur videos and i cant sleep for laughin

    destene92 1 year ago

  • LMAO

    saranghaeyo99 1 year ago

  • Osn tht wiz nasti as shiit, but funny as fuck

    GODSvip618 2 years ago

  • oh my berry tht is worng on so many levels........LMFAO

    xxbabybxx53 2 years ago

  • damn ur so sexyy

    supermanthathoe100 2 years ago

  • so funny

    ahkee15 2 years ago

  • Absolutely Disgusting!!!!

    Facial expression:::: Priceless!!!!!

    Bahamianchild1970 2 years ago

  • that slogan sounds so wrong, lmao great vid!

    ladyblue1220 2 years ago 6

  • i threw up watchin this awsome!!!!!!

    dacraZydrinker2 2 years ago

  • ahhhhh that looks soooo effin gross

    thickymicky1 2 years ago

  • LoL

    oldta 2 years ago

  • 1:23!!! "WUT?!" lol

    txdiva09 2 years ago

  • LMFAO!~!~!~!~!~!

    THaBEStToCOME 2 years ago

  • o god thats gross

    AltrEg0 2 years ago

  • ugh thats nastii!

    but his reaction was so funni

    TiaraAlysa 2 years ago

  • so where do i buy one dude lol jk

    rockinbugs55 2 years ago

  • LMAO , chug the bottle, HaHaHa

    irishboi22 2 years ago

  • lol!

    xxemmabemmaxx 2 years ago

  • man your so funny but i have a question....is it really spit? and is yours?

    macdaddytheforth 2 years ago

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    macdaddytheforth 2 years ago

  • man I think I laughed the hardest at this video manlol

    77PTR77 2 years ago

  • eww loox like sperm!

    SweetSabrina420 2 years ago 7

  • eww riite lol

    cassjackmeg 2 years ago

  • you like it though

    armandmax 2 years ago

  • lolol. I can hardly work!

    NALESSEY 2 years ago

  • I thought that shit was sperm dude.

    UnUltimatedLink 2 years ago 2

  • haha!

    cool7654321 2 years ago

  • Squeeze our juice between your lips? Do you mean cum or spit? That sounds kinda sexual. /:-{]

    UndertakersFans 2 years ago

  • no shit retard

    Etern4lSlay3r 2 years ago

  • Psh! Why everybody gotta be hatin?

    UndertakersFans 2 years ago

  • lol, you should do more of these

    perdybirdie 2 years ago

  • LOL OMG, that was soo nasty! you need to get your own comedy show for real!

    --TelisaAnne*

    MusicNews09 2 years ago

  • that was gross

    linickon 2 years ago

  • aw lol funy funny funny

    ChawtyC 2 years ago

  • hahaha...

    Iz69 2 years ago

  • lol and he is cute

    bulkmarco 2 years ago

  • He so IS!

    Brunonsense 2 years ago

  • omfg

    jonranssj 2 years ago

  • did u know that u also kinda look like David Blane in an angle

    blodysk8er80 2 years ago

  • 0:24 he sounds like John Travolta's Laugh xD

    chikalinda96 2 years ago

  • ROFL

    Iluvcristian 2 years ago

  • 0:17-0:25... awsomeness. funny!!! :D

    orozcoma87 2 years ago

  • Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!ur good!

    dragunkill 2 years ago

  • lol

    lovelylady0200 2 years ago

  • errrr, he did say it was 100% natural before you put it in your mouth, what u think that meant?!

    theproffesor1 2 years ago

  • lol yeah

    3pencild 2 years ago

  • OK, now we got something here! FUNNY! Started off slow but right at the end....BAM!!! Good one!

    snickers696sd 2 years ago

  • wow that was gross good vid

    lilshortys309 2 years ago

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    ibusthymens 2 years ago

  • LOL wooooooow you are so funny and I think that's your spit but anywho you are so lol Im telling everyone i know about this

    GixxerChix 2 years ago

  • hahahaha thats funny man

    LorensoBoy15 2 years ago

  • yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh booooooyyyyyy!

    JDI180 2 years ago

  • "squeeze our juice between your lips" LMAO that sounded so nasty LOL

    Sksoadpnk 2 years ago

  • is that you?

    Fey103 2 years ago

  • lol lmao hehehe hahaha

    nenabean07 2 years ago

  • That is so nasty. LOL

    hollyhollyrose 2 years ago

  • hahaha! i really cant stop laughing, you are funny dude. :-)

    Roshl 2 years ago

  • lol yuccckkkkk

    mya0601 2 years ago 2

  • Hehehe OHHH!!! haha that part was great

    RaverGod676 2 years ago

  • haha, you should be a celeb

    petraheylen 2 years ago

  • When your mouth no longer drips, squeze our juice between your lips! - HAHHAHHAHAHAA HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

    ItalianGabi5678 2 years ago

  • ahhhhhhhh hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! sooooooooooo funnnny!!!!!!!!1

    denzilemmanuel93 2 years ago

  • LOLOLOL

    sithoath12 2 years ago

  • Hilarious

    luvdrumming 2 years ago

  • 0:17 was MAD funny haha..."OH chea chea" haha

    cherrishorti2 2 years ago

  • hahaha, real spit? ugh... lol

    cookiz18 2 years ago

  • Oral lubricants.

    mywootgarden 2 years ago

  • Nasty.....uhhhhhhh

    weaponx66 2 years ago

  • wat was acctually the liquid that he put in his mouth?

    talmoosoo18 2 years ago

  • hahaha funny video!!

    jennifermme 2 years ago

  • Haha................ Love ur face.

    aDrIaNnAjC 2 years ago

  • evra strainth lugy formula for the winnn !!!!!!!!!!!

    Stuna2150 2 years ago

  • rofl ...yr one funni guy!

    xsilkyredx 2 years ago

  • lmao he really tried 2 throw the spit... toooo funny

    sourpunch2040 2 years ago

  • That was too funny! but a bit GrOsS as well...

    berryola 2 years ago

  • he looks like my dad but he died when i was 6

    MurkeyVids 3 years ago

  • Announcer sounds like Obama ! ^.^

    bozoinabox 3 years ago

  • whats in it? sperm

    leviispie 3 years ago

  • Lol nice slogan.

    coltonjiran 3 years ago 2

  • i got cotton balls in my mouth. lol

    BryceHolmgren 3 years ago

  • ooo this guy is gorgeous !! luv him

    brendaxx89 3 years ago

  • yummy! where can i buy some?!

    JK :D

    TPLproductions 3 years ago

  • this guy is jokes all his vids

    hacker2311 3 years ago

  • lmao ew

    gcbiatch13 3 years ago

  • lol i love this guy.

    ur funny : D

    makedija 3 years ago

  • he soo much better when hes not high

    beeazy3 3 years ago

  • :25 is hilarious OH lmao this is great

    andrewcadabra 3 years ago

  • lol funny

    britbat99 3 years ago

  • lol

    kingdawat 3 years ago

  • nasty

    tyree4lif 3 years ago

  • LOL now in extra strength lugi formula!

    kidbuu442 3 years ago

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Parilblade001 3 years ago

  • "When your mouth no longer drips

    Squeeze our juice between your lips!"

    Lovely...

    DisneyColor 3 years ago

  • lol, ew, i nearly upchucked.

    hkarenb 3 years ago

  • That was friggin' hilarious! Gross too. LOL

    Reportergal26 3 years ago

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHa

    SteveVader101 3 years ago 2

  • that was funny ........gross but funny

    mrsskylight 3 years ago

  • roflmao that was great!!! i love how high hector was in it too. very creative! :)

    psionicstorm 3 years ago

  • lol cant belive he put it in his mouth but rlly funny

    franchesco9000 3 years ago

  • Oh my god. I can handle anything. Blood and guts, and all that good stuff. I would rather scoop up somebody's brain off the side of the road, than to just LOOK at somebody else's sputum. It was funny, though. Very creative, lol.

    rubyamm 3 years ago

  • HAHAHAAHAH

    kbplaya33 3 years ago

  • fuck thats gross.but so funny

    aquaanimus 3 years ago

  • Gross!

    srtaLumbreras 3 years ago

  • HA! cotton ball lol

    dragonlady183 3 years ago

  • YUCK! lol....

    xy22ilkh 3 years ago

  • Views: 13,000 omg 13th thousanths view

    snedz10 3 years ago

  • this almost made me throw up. i mean if it was someoneelse's spit(which i know it's not) would just be...osniwrjkb silbhdfuaibrgjklsdbfgbiobshoie­ehhwweh

    Jazzman7893 3 years ago

  • its kind of retarded but funny

    i love when da otha guy was like "my mouth so dry i got a cotton ball in my mouth!!"

    lol

    piggypinkgurl9 3 years ago

  • btw he says "now u know i been smokin to much son, i got an actual cotton ball in ma mouth" lol

    bdcanis 3 years ago

  • hhaha soo funny

    monikatss33 3 years ago

  • THIS NASTY ASS VIDEO!

    MaryLew25 3 years ago

  • he woould have cotton

    BenDonalson7 3 years ago

  • (\___/)

    (=`.`=)UGH!! lol

    luvlaworld 3 years ago

  • LMAOOOOO

    yes its 100% natural

    JaYandDeV 3 years ago

  • lol ur oral juicyness

    chuckhorneatcorn 3 years ago

  • i love the slogan "when ur mouth no longer drips, squeeze our juice between your lips"

    reference1991 3 years ago 2

  • LMFAOOOO i just cracked up laughing so baddddddd, best video i have seen on youtube LOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL

    Slapyousilly 3 years ago

  • ewlll lol

    bigbottomlip 3 years ago

  • OMG. LOL.

    NENAS4EVA 3 years ago

  • 1:21 & UP love your face

    exclusive3394 3 years ago

  • LMFAO

    Nelliebaby17 3 years ago

  • Now available in Extra strength loogie formula LOL

    kingofchaos7 3 years ago

  • lol 0:58 r u sure it 100% safe da guys like 100% safe and 100% NATURAL DONT U GET IT?

    skullkidzero 3 years ago

  • wie behindert...

    dayory 3 years ago

  • ew lol

    LCameeno 3 years ago

  • lol

    angelndiskies87 3 years ago

  • ohhhh shiit!! 1:06

    lol.. that was funny

    AliKathem 3 years ago

  • that reminds me of that american pie band camp :)

    2dudesnagirl 3 years ago

  • That was nasty... funny... but nasty yo!

    teddymike 3 years ago

  • grossssssssssss but diss shit is funnnyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

    sweetshanij 3 years ago

  • hehe you have hair and your head is still shiny lol

    ajam10121 3 years ago

  • roflmao dats fuckin nasty but so fukin funny roflmao

    donellwashere1 3 years ago

  • lol hi-lar-i-ous & ur still cute

    exclusive3394 3 years ago

  • At 1:35 that just looks wrong. lol. but good video

    paintballer3848 3 years ago

  • rockin vid!

    starsandwindmills 3 years ago

  • You are so discussing for this!

    the1privatebox 3 years ago

  • lol hilarious

    xXFlyingToastXx 3 years ago

  • NIGGA U NASTY!DATS SUM WEIRD SHIT!

    lashellesman 3 years ago

  • I need that for lube when I fuck asses.

    TransformedMan 3 years ago

  • hahahahahahha!!!!!

    zgarner2 3 years ago

  • eww or you could just drink water lol

    Chesie26 3 years ago

  • you have completely gone infu?%@!ing SANE. It's so nasty and funny, and NASTY, I DON'T WANT TO SWALLOW MY OWN SPIT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

    infamousshadowbean 3 years ago

  • "When your mouth no longer drips...squeeze our juice between your LIPS!!! LMAO!!!! dats some good shyt right there boi...LOL

    rsmalls33 3 years ago 5

  • you are too funny!!!

    hthorne9 3 years ago

  • LOL ^^ spit substitute !

    Project77590 3 years ago

  • i wanna buy that!!!

    goofy12335 3 years ago

  • lollolol ha ha ha

    07GSXR1G 3 years ago

  • LOL how do you come up with this stuff? LOL so gross!

    aprilchanel 3 years ago

  • LMAO 17-25 SECONDS!

    Kibbles92 3 years ago

  • Method man!

    ballsimhornylol 3 years ago

  • nastyyyy!!!!! lol

    ELYYEYOO 3 years ago

  • Wow, just wow.

    (just playin, lol)

    MIMIC2468 3 years ago

  • lol bro your mad funny even to your tags

    substitute saliva loogey you read tags lol

    Supaj00 3 years ago

  • Alphacat, you act with your eyes and your face... how'd you learn how to do that? great talent.. are you exclusive on Myspace? can I add you?

    flyguymale 3 years ago

  • this ones hilarious!! definately worth watchin! I love this guy... he acts with he's facial expression and his eyes... so authentic. hellatight! he needs to be on tv like yesterday!!!

    flyguymale 3 years ago

  • LMAO!!! Another funny damn video!!

    tyoung521 3 years ago

  • loooooooooool

    Lakishia 3 years ago

  • now i know i been smokin too much son, i have an actual cottonball in my mouth, zhehehee OH! zheeeeheheeh.

    SYFANT 3 years ago 4

  • LOL ....OMG thats so freaking funny. Really Awesome Video.

    1Sango 3 years ago

  • "squeeze our juice between our lips"

    did you intend for that to be an innuendo? lol

    boredtaco 3 years ago

  • Ohhh my god, that so funny

    Schn00ky 3 years ago

  • i wana buy it!!

    redchicken92 3 years ago

  • Thats VILE!

    aidanisnadia 3 years ago

  • let's just be thankful that there was ONLY spit in that bottle

    xxDarkAwpxx 3 years ago

  • EEEW! Ha ha so funny and GROSS!

    xo- Lisa

    LisaNova 3 years ago

  • Lisanova<~~~~ disgusting I know hahhaah :)

    Alphacat 3 years ago

  • Ive got cotton mouth...thats funny.

    blackwishbones 3 years ago

  • hahaha "REAL SPIT!" great vid!

    KallenMiki 3 years ago

  • OMG That was so nasty what did you make that out of it really looked like some spit. I want to throw up lol and laugh at the same time. Only you can pull off the sick comedy ;-)

    goldengoodas 3 years ago

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