Zarbod, the Select. Amazon is so much cheaper picking up text books then the "official college bookstore". It leaves more tree piece's to wave at Earth Human Women. These Human Women seem to love tree piece's. Frio, First Science Officer.
Zarbod, the Select. The Cadet Book Store is such a SCAM. Why if we would have had Amazon at the Academy we might have been able to afford to pick up AlienWomen. Frio, First Sceince Officer.
Zarbod, the Select. My human Earth dad called this morning from Texas. My dog, Montana, a Alaskan malamute was run over. He lives on a small ranch about an hour north of Austin. People drive way to fast on these small country roads.
Zarbod, the Select. I like the moat project. who doesn't want a moat? I went to New Orleans back in April. I was surprised that only a part was still wrecked. I was also surprised that about half never flooded. Drats, Our Earth Human Weather Modification Project did not work. Aligators are every where. Frio, First Science Officer.
Oookaaayyy. You haven't by chance found my real name and websites have you? I've been blogging about Florida's polluted aquifers and loss of wetlands. You just freaked me out!
I'm not cyberstalking you. Though I think I have your real name in an old email somewhere. If you forgot it let me know and I'll look it up for you. I'm here to help!
I keep my wallet handy. That way if somebody asks me my name and I can't recall I just take a peek at my ID to refresh my memory. Dynamic memory is like that, you know -- has to be refreshed. Too bad I don't have static memory.
I write my name on all my underpants in case I forget who I am. Let me check right now. Wait a minute. These aren't my underpants. I never wear the pink ones on Fridays!
MartyS, Request the new and improved AlienTechnolgy DFID implant chip be programmed for static memory on your next abductee implantation appointment. Then practice saying "I forgot what I wasn't suppose to remember". Frio, First Science Officer.
Zarbod, the Select. The static memory chip for MartyS will allow him to go into real time practical hypernation just about anywhere at anytime. He just shuts down. It's called the Lazyboy effect. Frio, First Science Officer.
Zarbod the Select. Years ago some, one of our previous teams developed the "Lazyboy" It actually started out being a project to help transtitions between galaxies. Some one's 'chair' was damaged in a food fight and it was being repaired. They were using Earth supplies and a little more actual thought into comfort and the Lazyboy was invented.
Zarbod, the Select. The Lazyboy has since turned into a real nice profit. Some have even used it in psy-ops research. Imagine that. Frio, First Science Officer.
frio, how can I get on the schedule? I've been waiting to be re-abducted for what seems like centuries now. Of course that can't be, since I am a mere Earthling and only expect to live about one century. You guys live a lot longer, so sitting in a dentist's waiting room for decades doesn't bother you nearly as much as it does us.
MartyS, I don't work in the Watcher's dept. I run the Science dept and lab. I will though reccomend you to be put ona up coming abduction and implantion list. They do follow ups programs for up dated AlienTechnology Implants or to change programming, etc. Or you could go shop at Bookopolis. Don't remind me of the dentist chair. I sat in pain there for 12 Earth years once before I realised they had closed. Frio, First Science officer.
As soon as you began to say, "Dig a ditch..." I knew precisely what you were going to say. However, with the same kind of morbid fascination that causes us Earthlings to watch a slow motion train wreck, I watched your piece through to the end. I ended up with the same post-wreck sensation in the pit of my stomach, too.
Y u always "lose" my comments?...i get mails telling me someone responded to my comments i come here to see what they are saying but i can't find it....
Oh, it's terrible. All the power is held by a few idiots. Common workers labor all day and their bosses never give them credit for their work. It's a nightmare. You Earthlings are lucky you don't have to deal with that.
Working On the album now called "GEMINI" will be out in march and will be on the net also still no love from my local radio they feel my music is something people don't wanna hear
Logical and simple. Pure genius.
mycheesesteak 3 years ago
ur cute!!
gothiccitizen 3 years ago
Well thank you. And by your comment I can tell that you're clearly intelligent!
Zarbod 3 years ago
Zarbod, the Select. Amazon is so much cheaper picking up text books then the "official college bookstore". It leaves more tree piece's to wave at Earth Human Women. These Human Women seem to love tree piece's. Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 4 years ago
At the Academy we were required to get our books at the Cadet Book Store. What a scam.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Zarbod, the Select. The Cadet Book Store is such a SCAM. Why if we would have had Amazon at the Academy we might have been able to afford to pick up AlienWomen. Frio, First Sceince Officer.
frio109 4 years ago
It's all a scam. Then you sell your books back for 2% left. Ugg.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Zarbod the Select. It is a ugly cycle. Frio. First Science Officer. Or less you are the book merchant.
frio109 4 years ago
Sounds like a most logical solution in the scheme of things. lol
peace.
proverbialpinkteddy 4 years ago
Zarbod, the Select. My human Earth dad called this morning from Texas. My dog, Montana, a Alaskan malamute was run over. He lives on a small ranch about an hour north of Austin. People drive way to fast on these small country roads.
frio109 4 years ago
Zarbod, the Select. I like the moat project. who doesn't want a moat? I went to New Orleans back in April. I was surprised that only a part was still wrecked. I was also surprised that about half never flooded. Drats, Our Earth Human Weather Modification Project did not work. Aligators are every where. Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 4 years ago
Everywhere? Try Minot!
Zarbod 4 years ago
Zarbod, the Select. Suzanne Minot could not work because her Aligator BIT her. Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 4 years ago
Oookaaayyy. You haven't by chance found my real name and websites have you? I've been blogging about Florida's polluted aquifers and loss of wetlands. You just freaked me out!
biblegirl7 4 years ago
I'm not cyberstalking you. Though I think I have your real name in an old email somewhere. If you forgot it let me know and I'll look it up for you. I'm here to help!
Zarbod 4 years ago
I keep my wallet handy. That way if somebody asks me my name and I can't recall I just take a peek at my ID to refresh my memory. Dynamic memory is like that, you know -- has to be refreshed. Too bad I don't have static memory.
MartySchrader 4 years ago
I write my name on all my underpants in case I forget who I am. Let me check right now. Wait a minute. These aren't my underpants. I never wear the pink ones on Fridays!
Zarbod 4 years ago
LOL. You 2 are cracking me up.
biblegirl7 4 years ago
Zaebod the Select, Maybe Miss Moneypenny picked up your wrong laundry? Frio, First Science Officer
frio109 4 years ago
Well she may have been playing a trick on me.
Zarbod 4 years ago
MartyS, Request the new and improved AlienTechnolgy DFID implant chip be programmed for static memory on your next abductee implantation appointment. Then practice saying "I forgot what I wasn't suppose to remember". Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 4 years ago
My memory is so bad that I'm forgetting everthing these days.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Zarbod, the Select. The static memory chip for MartyS will allow him to go into real time practical hypernation just about anywhere at anytime. He just shuts down. It's called the Lazyboy effect. Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 4 years ago
I'm very familiar with the Lazyboy Effect.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Zarbod the Select. Years ago some, one of our previous teams developed the "Lazyboy" It actually started out being a project to help transtitions between galaxies. Some one's 'chair' was damaged in a food fight and it was being repaired. They were using Earth supplies and a little more actual thought into comfort and the Lazyboy was invented.
frio109 4 years ago
Zarbod, the Select. The Lazyboy has since turned into a real nice profit. Some have even used it in psy-ops research. Imagine that. Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 4 years ago
frio, how can I get on the schedule? I've been waiting to be re-abducted for what seems like centuries now. Of course that can't be, since I am a mere Earthling and only expect to live about one century. You guys live a lot longer, so sitting in a dentist's waiting room for decades doesn't bother you nearly as much as it does us.
MartySchrader 4 years ago
MartyS, I don't work in the Watcher's dept. I run the Science dept and lab. I will though reccomend you to be put ona up coming abduction and implantion list. They do follow ups programs for up dated AlienTechnology Implants or to change programming, etc. Or you could go shop at Bookopolis. Don't remind me of the dentist chair. I sat in pain there for 12 Earth years once before I realised they had closed. Frio, First Science officer.
frio109 4 years ago
Marty, have youtried auto-abduction?
Zarbod 4 years ago
Shame on you, Zarbod! Mentioning such pottymouth stuff in biblegirl7's presense!
And anyway, I would never admit to such a thing.
MartySchrader 4 years ago
I really have no idea what you're talking about.
Zarbod 4 years ago
As soon as you began to say, "Dig a ditch..." I knew precisely what you were going to say. However, with the same kind of morbid fascination that causes us Earthlings to watch a slow motion train wreck, I watched your piece through to the end. I ended up with the same post-wreck sensation in the pit of my stomach, too.
Keep up the good work!
MartySchrader 4 years ago
Well of course, I'm predictable. People don't like to many surprises.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Y u always "lose" my comments?...i get mails telling me someone responded to my comments i come here to see what they are saying but i can't find it....
SylKinder 4 years ago
Sometimes it takes a while to show up. Sorry about the trouble. I'd blame Steve Jobs. He's to blame for a lot.
Zarbod 4 years ago
I feel like I'm on the air with Maurice Chavez and John F. Hickory.
"Let's dig a ditch. A ditch of Freedom!"
bdjnk 4 years ago
A ditch is like a grave with no ends! It's unlimited!
Zarbod 4 years ago
... now about those Canadians...
Be Well.
distorteddogma 4 years ago
Killer Robot Baby Seals!
Zarbod 4 years ago
Is that a mexican drug smuggler inside that alligator suit? Another headache for the DEA!
Rowdyeh 4 years ago
Frankly, I don't even trust the alligators.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Yay™!
LouRyder 4 years ago
Thanks™!
Zarbod 4 years ago
mikma was here
mikma 4 years ago
MIKMA!!!
Zarbod 4 years ago
MIKMA!
That80sGuy1972 3 years ago
PERFECT!
rslambert 4 years ago
Simple if you think about it.
Zarbod 4 years ago
great idea about filling the moat w/ gators zarbod.....those illegal aliens wont kno what hit them...or bit them
baconfreak994 4 years ago
Everybody wins!
Zarbod 4 years ago
oh zarbod....your ridiculous ideas-i love it alligators everywhere...but then they might use them for underwater drug trafficing! holy crapola
RufioJJ 4 years ago
Did I mention the paranah?
Zarbod 4 years ago
So simple yet brilliant.
psychoslop 4 years ago
Like a light bulb.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Only with alligators and the occasional dismemberment.
psychoslop 4 years ago
It's fun and games until someone loses an arm. Then it's just fun!
Zarbod 4 years ago
Then it's keep away.
psychoslop 4 years ago
Perhaps you've met my girlfriend Peggy. Guess how she got her name!
Zarbod 4 years ago
What are the problems like on your planet :?
Unenthusiasticly 4 years ago
Oh, it's terrible. All the power is held by a few idiots. Common workers labor all day and their bosses never give them credit for their work. It's a nightmare. You Earthlings are lucky you don't have to deal with that.
Zarbod 4 years ago
They would probably kill them, make water tight alligator suits and swim accoss the mote. Alligator is tasty too!
ujdo 4 years ago
Robots in alligator disguises. That would be scary.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Thank you, Zarbod, for doing your best to keep us safe and healthy. --Your friend, DameEdithDivine
DameEdithDivine 4 years ago
Thank you DameEdithDivine. I do what I can to help.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Thanks friend!
Zarbod 4 years ago
that makes perfect sense.
rockyxx 4 years ago
Then we must be drinking the same amount.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Love it Z. You always see the big picture.
kenc54 4 years ago
Thinking outside the box.
Zarbod 4 years ago
brilliant
TimberGeek 4 years ago
I live to serve.
Zarbod 4 years ago
i like that idea!
justwatchin07 4 years ago
Everyone wins!
Zarbod 4 years ago
U r a genius Z babe
SylKinder 4 years ago
Thank you dear. You're too kind. Accurate, but kind.
Zarbod 4 years ago
Ver funny , Very Funny 5 stars
LLCOOLWIL 4 years ago
Thanks Wil. How's the music coming!
Zarbod 4 years ago
Working On the album now called "GEMINI" will be out in march and will be on the net also still no love from my local radio they feel my music is something people don't wanna hear
LLCOOLWIL 4 years ago
666
blazedup06 4 years ago
667
Zarbod 4 years ago
668
That80sGuy1972 3 years ago
LOL
qiranger 4 years ago
Thanks for watching.
Zarbod 4 years ago