I Guess You'll Do

[dotothenn]

Well after 60years of age, maybe add some heroin,(I wish I would have waited) no one can say "you are too young to die!" Okay 60, is still to young, how about 80, if anyone calls you out for shooting smack at 80, then they are the assholes. I mean come on(alright I am making excuses for doing opiates in the time of our twilight)okay this video made me depressed too. But I have to show my wife, after all it is very funny.

[haberusertu22]

i want to die right here, right now

[TheHotBachelorette]

I've never wanted to commit suicide in under 4 minutes as badly as I did watching this horrific video

[aisoalboaiso]

depressive

[Dualshock365]

This is how Im going to Flirt now!

[forsalololo95]

still young.....must... resist the social norm

[gorillazfreak1]

xD epic!

[heirofnike]

IT IS FUNNY

[sdguero28]

One more reason to marry a foreign girl. :)

[arescraft]

You know how to prevent this tragedy? Stay Single as long as you can!!

[jonjonwhii]

Watching this scares me. Fuck the social norm lets do something with our lives!

[NCSportsMan70]

Myrtle Beach!

[MaryTheresa1986]

This reminds me so much of my former office manager.

[hurley3000gt]

Tell Mike Polk to make one where the couple gets divorced.. and the woman takes all the money away from the dude

[zan25051]

This makes me so incredibly depressed. I desperately want to do something that will break that cycle, which is a thought that should have been included in this brilliant vid.

[Blackwarkthephoenix]

Wow... Scary. Not my personality type to emulate though. In fact, this would drive me fucking nuts.

[TheVaultingFig]

THIS VIDEO MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF NOW TO SAVE ME FROM THE COMPLETE AVERAGENESS OF THE REST OF MY LIFE!

But I won't. Because death= no chance to make my dreams come true or even have any chance to escape this horrible fate.

[jfrsnjhnsn]

As I was watching this I realized I don't ever want to hear this many words come out of some woman's mouth again, for any reason.

[Utubeblows]

God No... NOOOO NOOO NOOOO

[xZippy38]

Good thing I'm different.

[TheVaultingFig]

@xZippy38 which probably means you're below this average level : )

[xZippy38]

@TheVaultingFig Or different.

[Andozer75]

That's pretty much the "frame" of a lot of relationships :-P With that description, you can describe quite a lot of relationships :-P

[meeeeeeee8]

... Depressing

Moral of the story: don't live for others, do what truly makes YOU happy.

[comradjiznic]

I fell asleep.

[Masoneter]

Woah. Most accurate version I canthink of.

[thecrusadingdebator]

Being a child of the two parents described here, this is unfortunately accurate. Accept for the dogs, and vacations.

[Bugzsy011]

life seems so short when its told in 5min :S

[MrEvilWaste]

@Bugzsy011 4 minutes and 32 seconds, i subtracted the intro.

[Sienakat]

yeah but so what? there are worse ways to live your life.

[katuni08]

Wow, it's scary that most people think like that o.o

[Carlie421]

Which make the perfect one anyone with certain qualities. :/

[chrisfos16]

most of this is true thats what makes it so fucked up

[sheilalombardenaya]

It's like a bucket of cold water for the dazed herd that keeps on going in circles without knowing why. Showed it to some friends who are now somewhat awake from their boxed lives. Really good!

[fluterbrd1]

the prophecy is being fulfilled!

[youzernamae]

ya, that is exactly what I am trying to avoid. Thank you for making it so clear. This video may very well change my life.

[Macmula]

Now I feel like killing my self. :/

[michaeljjlove]

thats sad that people look at life that way.

[kervyJ]

is there any other way ?

[michaeljjlove]

sure, if you actually love the person every single day is amazing and its almost impossible to see this point of view. at least for myself. i dont think anyone should settle for just anyone, find the one perfect for you:)

[Carlie421]

There is no one perfect for you , it is delusion came from stories like Romeo and Juliet and adopted by our perception with the help of movies and songs that we see and hear everyday.

In reality, anyone could be the perfect one for you , if they live up to your standards.

[ishitbriks]

you can pick me up at 8:)))))

[shellie68]

LMAO...and soooo true! I've never heard it put so well!

[khan98es]

200% accurate

[kurtharris21]

I am so depressed right now.

[sincerelytiffanymk]

well that basically summed up my life. How depressing.

[youkodeidara]

LOL I am way too amused by this. :)

[FunnyFarmFilmz]

that sums up life pretty well

[amycarlettegilllxo]

i fuckin love this ahahahahahahahahaha oh babyyy

[Lingenfizzle]

This is hilarifying. That's hilarious+terrifying.

[greg13l]

this actually scares me .....

[atomicwater]

stupid

[jodymckee1975]

This is amazingly accurate. It is almost as though this process has and will be repeated time and time again.

[Spitonya]

O.O

[HowToVista3000]

funni and real lol xxx

[nowakcezary]

It's just life. Everything is thesame. Everything has been done before.

[Ryak1234]

Ouch...

[xfox2189]

the future looks so bleak...

[rodfeher]

stupid

[LovieCakes]

Truth.

[tatiana8745]

omg this is just so funny and sad at the same time

[MagnoliaOnBroadway]

Amen. 'Nuff said.

[Episcleritis]

Nicely written.

[rosehipsforu]

Oh god is this really how it is? please tell me this isnt so. This isnt what I want.

[anarchy3E]

this is so.

this is what you ll get regerdless of what you want.

be "happy" and perish.

[HappyLumberjack]

this wont happen to me cause i am hardcore mutha fucka

[anarchy3E]

thats what they all think...

[Marlfox70]

Wow that was an amazing waste of 4 minutes and 40 seconds I appreciate your fine ability to make complete garbage <3

[YouTubsUsername]

GREAT LOVE IT

[MadAsAHatter87]

and women wonder why they dont get much respect

[LaCerca]

I would enjoy such a life.

[Iloveaerrow]

Who would plan their whole future with some guy you just meet out of no where? And who plans on how someone else is going to die.... and if they would have kids and all that other stuff. The other person might want something else... @3@

[intternet]

that kinda made me abit sad.. i do not look forward to marridge or ... future.. lol

[Kl1130]

Me too......

Puts things into perspective doesn't it?

[numsegum]

This is kind of depressing

[night5life]

hey, can u do a stereotypical asian version of this? :D

[super1337spy]

...

[msmevans]

"Boredom is counter-revolutionary."

[foodsmagoo]

*very deep sigh*

[lovemicah]

there's 4 min's i'll never get back

[JerryWaldbillig]

4 mins you would have wasted on some other stupid crap?

[sikseobi]

this is what make me to get some thought based on plans for my life. I love this

[Antboy165]

BEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER

[TheArcher6999]

That's life, pretty simple if you don't get so worked up about the small stuff.

[Chloe0GothGal]

-cough

[exxtremebordom335]

You know,

I don't find this really funny.

But it's so true.

The average woman right there.

lol.

[smartestdummy17]

loooooool

[ALLOGISTICS]

wow i didn't laugh once....

[Derk666]

It's more satirical, true, and kind of a sad/pathetic look on average life. Kinda depressing

[anarchy3E]

its true, all of it...soylent green is people

[SuperBlueJeans]

This makes me depressed and it does not go away :(

[businessismykilling]

I probably shouldn't have watched this on valentine's day. *sigh*

[SuperBlueJeans]

yeah really :(

[mikepyro77777]

I'm laughing...but on the inside I'm so fucking depressed now.

[Cristy14k]

hahahahahahahahhaha I know!!! it's sooo true!

[artman9000]

Oh god no! I change my mind, no stop! Do not want!!

[BedTimeLullaby]

Oh god, save us.

[SDWalden]

Yay cynicism!

There will be several dogs!

[elyse0912]

I am sad to say I am at the point where I am taking the fun out of sex and planning things around "my ovulation cycle"

[DuraSam]

some of you will do what you say and not get married but the other ones who say there not gonna get married still will end up marrying just because you will be the ones who are afraid to be lone and self reliant

[kirdook]

sooooo truuuee

[NatilaTekila]

lol the guy shoulda shouted at the end *FUCK YOU* lol

[coolfunparty]

That's not how I did it, and my wife likes sex even more than I.

[helenasmildkingdom]

um..i dont really wanna b a woman n e moar. or a dude, or a rock even. this video brought out the pessimist in all of us. thums up.

[jimdidr]

Is it really rud of me to remind you all that this is how a good consumer lives and dies? this is how the normal western human lives... if they are lucky...

Break that cycle by getting a Job you REALLY want to do. One that in a perfect society won't be obsolete. (Marketer, Lawyer, factory worker.)

[testcase72]

Eh, it ain't so bad while you're in it.

[LaCerca]

...and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[fullcatdemon]

...wow...I DON'T WANT THAT LIFE!!!! T_T

[Day366]

amazing. simply.. amazing.

[Masterfootballer23]

tHIS KINDA made me sad

[kren8228]

Wow, I see my life unfolding before me, in this cartoon. Thanks man in the box.

[jscoggins86]

this is... reality...

[Antboy165]

BEST FUCKIN VIDEO!!!

[Arebum]

Sounds like a REALLY boring life.

[monkeypopo333]

pretty good i laughed.

-Lat

[ThickMcRunquick]

....I cried

[ray2393m]

haha

[phschris1]

shit this is me...fml

[thinker93]

if you watch this more than once, it becomes sort of a downer.

[pinkgothicemoboy]

i love this fucking video

[jackshirack2]

as if the brutalising reality of everyday wasn't soul destroying enough, we can now watch it on a computer screen in cartoon form. Isn't the progression in technology just amazing?!?!!!

[Deadhunter22]

my sarcasm falls on deaf ears, i swear.....

[Stickynote74]

the guy, is sooooooooo her bitch

[xxnoxxregretsxx]

wtf?! that was gay

[xsoftballismylovexxx]

Sounds like my life.

[azriel]

*feeling-trapped-panic-attack*­

[ECBagg]

Haha welcome to the American dream, wait, FUCK THAT. Date around, don't get married, and live life the way you want to while everyone else carries out this ridiculous routine.

[Deovindice2001]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck thiiiiiiiiiiiiis. Don't think like this kids! lol

[lummi20]

that doesn't sound like such a bad life...

is it sad that i think so?

[SharpestShiksa]

Yes, it's very bad. What's worse is that the majority would agree with you. What the hell is wrong with us?!

[snager80]

sounds REALLY bad. i wanna travel and IF i get married, i want it to take about 40 min and i'm not dressing up and i don't want attention. and i'm not getting a deck. i can't remember what else she said.

[ipdddd]

that's just..just..how do I say it?

[ShunJ89]

Wow this is really depressing.

[Deadhunter22]

is there a problem with this life?

[jibberjabber86]

This sounds so much like a lot of women I know. They make me want to vomit all over every one of the 3500 photos they have of their 8 month son.

[ed2525]

Go to the 3:15 mark, that's were my life is now. I really looking forward to the heart attack.

[PickleHead60]

not. a. video.

[Synthmon]

No. Quite clearly, this is not a video. Thank you, my fine PickleHead60, for your insightful observation.

[phillipjennings5]

haha fuckk thattt

[GetR3al]

This was scary :S

[redhedbedhed]

i think i saw kate in a commercial the other day...

[Dexerion]

LOL Pregtember.

[Dexerion]

So much of this is so spot on, the pool, Myrtle Beach haha!

[1TwisteD2]

gay

[randy95023]

Life is Great!! Oh, wait;

Never mind...

[NCAA68]

That...

was...

awesome!!!!!

It put into words exactly how I feel about the entire process of life. Pregtember!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vivamavie]

why even bother? just get wasted en die in a tragic yet exiting and/or funny car accident.

[jimandjimmyp]

thats funny but very depressing and makes you think whats the point of life????

[windheavenX]

LOL u favd this i watched it gain so funny...hope my life doesn't become like this :-(

[vwwarrior]

OMG "roll around on me for a while"...gotta love it.

[Rymac91]

Pregtember! LOL

[shagfish]

I love their choice of movie at 37 sec.! Lol This is everyone I know that hasn't got a divorce yet.

[nyxetera]

This is what I fear my life will become... the same old, tried-and-true boring routine that doesn't amount to much of anything.

I've seen this formula play out so many times with other people.

[windheavenX]

lol funny as it may seem, when i watched this the second time i realised its quite depressing.

[windheavenX]

i dont know why this hasn't got a million or more views its fukin genius..!!!!

[twoeffs38]

I was telling my friend how I need an overall plan for me and my boyfriend so I know we're still moving forward... and then I remembered this video and got a little scared. Hahaha

[Kidgroom]

the camping part made me laugh so hard

[Lornograph]

scaaaaaary

[EricD357]

the whole time i thought she was telling the story as it was actually happening but the at the end she said you can pick me up at 8........ it was hilarious.

[sugarphat]

I love this video its funny. Keep them coming Mike!!

[amberina757]

you can pick me up at eight

(:

[cyxgun]

This is the plan for living a life of least resistance. Don't like the plan? Don't follow it then... Join the Peace Corps. Rob a bank. Become a nun. Invent a flying car. Move to Paraguay. Light yourself on fire in protest. Blow the whistle on corruption. Kick everyone you meet at hard as you can in the genitals. Become a stand-up comic. Spend 70 hours a week playing a video game of your choice. Become a CIA spy. Join a cult. Marry 7 people (at once). Do drugs and you die from them. Live life.

[splintercell99]

wow stay away from women like this

[aveckillz]

DUDE, ID RUN....

[CompellingDisorder]

I'd be laughing too hard to run. XD A tiny bit scared, too.... you know it's bad when you're horrified and are cracking ribs from laughing too hard at the same time....

[Arienwe]

Actually, if a girl was eloquent enough to paint out the canvas of my mind like this - I'd grab her and never let her go.

[MeowMarie]

mmm its nice

[AustinSportsGuy]

Wow! That was good!

[maynecuffs]

Fuck.

[335AG]

My sentiments exactly.

[gonnapartyNYC]

there will be several dogs.

THAT is one of the funniest things ive heard in my entire life :D

lmfao!

[kukiszabi1]

u must have a sad life then, lol

[gonnapartyNYC]

stfu.

just because youre not easily amused...

haha :P

[aveckillz]

lol dude u just sounded bipolar.... lol mad, middle, then happy.

[gonnapartyNYC]

maybe i am? lol :D

i just have too many thoughts in my head.

[aveckillz]

LOL

[wontonjohnward]

swell you have animated my worst fears and given me whorrible nightmares.