Bartender testimony 1

[8888111188887777]

5 beers in 2 hrs and I wouldnt be a smidge more like to want to do her. However after 15 beers, if I could make it home....

[MelvinWren]

5 keystones? or 5 arrogant bastards?

[dmc65fairlane]

@MelvinWren 5 Arrogant Bastards and she'd due. LOL

[SHEPARDWISPERER]

i want to mount her now

[sdamw8]

I would need atleast 5 beers to ask her to get in the truck lol

[agrotis79]

I would need just water to get her into my truck

[raunchbear]

The trick is to buy her her last 2 drinks.  She's wasted by then, so you don't have to waste money getting her drunk. Drunk chick's attention span's like 10 seconds anyways.

[5timesacharm]

Hey Thats the bitch I fucked that night when I was piss drunk and she was hitchhiking.

[rugged74]

She's hot.

[prospero811]

Well, she probably is not a rocket scientist, people. However, if you've never been deposed in a lawsuit before you are not in a position to speak. This is less than one minute out of what could very well have been several hours of questioning. You get tired, and you are concerned that every word can and will come back to haunt you.

[Potatis1337]

85% of all americans are retards. Prove me wrong, shitheads

[cincodemay123]

How do you define retarded? Having an extra chromosome?

But you make a good point. It does seem like there is a majority of people with IQ's barely above freezing in the USA.

[Keruaran]

Judging by the comments, racism is alive and well in the United States.

[tradersfunding]

This typical of white women.....don't know what's going on. I want to marry me a spaced out white girl like her and then order her around and make her do all kinds of tricks, like most of the black athletes do their white women. I will make her get on the back of my F150 while do drive around curves and over bumps doing 90 to 120 mph. If she scream i will pull over and pistole whip her like I was James Brown, get back in the truck and make her sit on the tool box and dare her to fall off

[scottn999]

if you have a pickup truck with a toolbox in the back, you are not only a whiteboy, you are most likely a hick and a redneck.

[cincodemay123]

I enjoyed reading your comment. Though I must say I have both but I am not a hick or a redneck... But overall I think you have a good point. Though I have noticed many latin ranchers have trucks and tool boxes. Hope you have a great day and take care.

[daryl060761]

LOL....it takes her 10 seconds to come up with an answer to a simple straight forward question! What's going on in that head of hers? Not much, apparently. And what's with those facial expressions, and the whiskey and cigarettes trashed vocal chords? Wow.......

[daryl060761]

Nothing says DUMB like a southern US accent! :D

[NoumenalSoup]

stereotype ftl

[Zergling29]

You sound like a nigger to me.

[FasterThanYou321]

Zergling - What are you talking about? Are you calling yourself a nigger? Is that what you're saying?

[Zergling29]

How the fuck did you get me calling myself a nigger when my exact words were "You sound like a nigger to me."

You're fucking retarded, your keyboard priveledges have been taken away.

[FATIGUEDOUT]

@Zergling29 wtf is a "zergling" you nigger learn how to talk.

[Zergling29]

Fuck you and your shitty country too, fag.