Don't Mess With Texas Ad

[TammyLynn8675309]

Best Ad EVER

[Adam19822000]

Chuck Norris is reason enough not to mess with Texas.

[LORDOFINIQUITY]

TEXAS: DEAD LAST in jobs creation: report-texas-ranks-dead-last-i­n-total-job-creation-accountin­g-for-labor-force-growth/

[LORDOFINIQUITY]

TEXAS LEADS THE NATION! ...In prison sex abuse, that is: chron.com/news/houston-texas/a­rticle/Texas-leads-nation-in-p­rison-sex-abuse-1708170.php

[devildriver340]

just because you live in texas doesn't mean you're any tougher

[Joungpunk]

3 people just fuck with Texas Chuck Norris is going to round house in there ass

[stuna210]

I'm looking for the song where the hook goes "When you messing with Texas, you fucking with da best" or something like that.

I want to say Trae is in it, but I'm not sure.

[WizzoPro9476]

I wouldn't mess w/ Chuck Norris, either!

[headly66]

It's so funny how many Texans think this saying is like a long tradition or a state motto when is was created 25 years ago as a don't pollute campaign. LOL

Don't mess your undies Texas!!

[wyecee]

CAUTION! That pathetic robotic weirdo Schwarzenigger may cross your lines.

[mkf272]

Don't Mess With Texas....It's not nice to pick on retards.

[bradyisman1]

@mkf272 thats not nice to say to your fellow americans! your a douche lol!

[adet395731]

yeah texas is so great thats why all these "TEXANS" live in california hahahaha

[bradyisman1]

@adet395731 they are from texas you jackass. it's why they are so great.

[goldencrusader1]

@adet395731 last time I heard hordes of Californians are migrating to Texas because of the recession. Don't mess with Texas!!!

[headly66]

@goldencrusader1 It's a don't pollute campaign, not a state slogan.

[goldencrusader1]

@headly66 who the fuck cares

[HollyBolly43]

Haha I love this commercial (:

[eymoose]

hey texas. california here. uhhh im getting tired of youre inhabitant saying texas is the best, then moving here. if you are gunna keep sending them over here send the hot blonde ones. we seem to be getting the fat ones. thanks a bunch

[SemperFidelis0229]

@eymoose lol Texas is the best buddy, hell even Chuck Norris said so. Try talking to him about that

[eymoose]

@SemperFidelis0229 why not. he and pretty much everyone else in this ad lives here in california

[RedTruckWorkCrew]

@eymoose mad bad fool were fresh out of hot blondes.. all we got left are big mexican chicks!

[bluerosehunter]

ugh matthew mcconaughey ruins it!! they shoulda gotten james roday or tommy lee jones

[Dan4USCTroy]

why did they end it with soft go easy actor Matthew McConaughey? they should've had Stone Cold Steve Austin end this commercial.. In California I wished our slogan would be " Be a pal, don't litter in Cal, or you might have to deal with the California Highway Patrol, who will fine your ass and raise some hell, and make you cry like a little sissy gal!" but instead were stuck with that lame woodsie owl crap and his his cheap slogan " Help keep America looking good" UGH..time to revitalize..

[SMOKING5STRING]

A redneck dick stroker.You bitches try to live off of a lost ancient legacy.You are all cowards who were afraid to stand up to your government til you got a black president.You are sickening and weak and coward.Chuck Norris is all old decreped man who kicked ass only in the movies.I'd slap the fuck out that bitch.

[N33DL3R]

What was the point of this ad?

[PoisonTheWhales]

@N33DL3R It's pretty much just the anti littering campaign they run here in texas.

[wyecee]

Fool yourself all you want with your bi-polar "Hulk Hogan" shit L.A. niggers, but this slogan title applies to YOU TOO, whether you wanna hear it or not. Let it provoke you to hate yourselves more.

[ratchet9995]

Don't mess with Texas ass holes

[alepiresjr]

Sponge Bob and Patrick disliked this video, coz they messed with Texas

[BallydowseRambler]

@alepiresjr and they got their asses kicked by sally the squirell

[moksheebs]

Spongebob and Patrick did it.

I called Chuck Norris to finish them.

[dynimitejack]

I'll do it! I smoke week everyday, I don't give a fuck!!!

[dogoMan2000]

pussies

[quelle145]

why is everybody hatin on Texas so hard

[the1stanimekaratepup]

@quelle145 people don't like pride? I love Texas, but I hate prideful people, so I can see how it would bug people.

[EyeThirdThe]

Texas is gay. Lived here my entire life. I hate this place and I can't wait to leave.

[nonicknamekid2010]

@EyeThirdThe Me 2 moved here from Chicago and want the fuck out

[EyeThirdThe]

@nonicknamekid2010 Chicago, huh? I've been there once before. Great city. Illinois is a cool state, in general. My mother is from Alton, Illinois. I have a lot of family in Illinois and have been there many times. It's nice being around intelligent people in places like Chicago. Unlike all of these self righteous, Bible Belt wackos in Texas.

[sharnett08]

first of all this is about littering dumb fuckz and second of all texas is not fucking stupid and we also do not speak country in texas sweet heart and fuck where ever u live bicth itz no better and FOR THAT STUPID HO3 UMMM.. WHATS UR DAMN MRTHNDRPMKN I HOPE U FUCKIN GET A LIFE SIR THATZ WHAT I HOPE U WILL DO AND GET OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER

[dynimitejack]

@sharnett08 This.

[davidwaters69]

I lived in Texas for 30 years. The desert of Odessa... There are wallmart bags covering the desert, hanging on the mesquite branches like decorations.. Lol, it kinda adds a certain something. I say mess with Texas

[MrThndrpmkn]

fuck texas, texas can eat a dick, no one else likes texas, its like the retard kid down the street who his mom and dad buy him everything so he thinks he is better then anything that exists,

[IIIIIIBradfordIIIIII]

@MrThndrpmkn

fuck you for knocking on my home state.

[IIIIIIBradfordIIIIII]

@MrThndrpmkn fuck you for knocking on my home state

[jordanj4833]

HAHAHA chuck norris first in the advert ... he wouldn't do it, but he totaly could! :P

[stipihc]

They should have put a cartoon of Hank Hill in there, and even though I don't like him George Bush as well.

[rustylite]

Dumbest commercial in the history of commercials.

[princepersia1]

How the fuck is it motherfucker would you mess with Texas. I wouldn't do it?

[mccoolcharlie]

Don't mess with texas is about littering..

[mccoolcharlie]

I wouldn't do it means they wouldn't litter..

[MTread545]

lawl i wouldnt call low taxes, and the essence of our founders a "3rd world country" id say new york or definetly california. fuck those places you couldnt pay me to move there

[ahmaddinejungilvez]

Don't mess with Texas, it's not nice to pick on retards.

[theMetallico666]

Chuck norris says "I wouldnt do it* why? because he will kick your ass if you do it

[HoGraz]

I just messed with Texas.

[MTread545]

if chuck norris wouldnt do it your ass is damned if u do it lol

[ROCKnROLLallNIGTH]

FUK YEA

[davidwaters69]

yes texas is a backwards third world country, But on the other hand, you gotta have some balls to live there. It also takes you about twenty years to be able to leave.........Texas will kick your ass...dont go

[IIIIIIBradfordIIIIII]

@davidwaters69 shut up. you dont know what ure talking about

[KeriTheGreat08]

Los Lonely Boys! They have too many awesome people in this ad.

[dakdawg4]

CHUCK NORRIS LIVES IN DALLAS, nuff said

[Loki7744]

@dakdawg4 I actually went to his house once for halloween, but they wouldn't let anyone in, but i did see him! He has a huge house..Lucky haha

[sdallstarsgrls91]

Don't MESS with ALABAMA

[inspiration4him1]

Texas the home of Willie Nelson. I aint messin' with it.

[v8power209]

McConaughey can only toss his joints out and thats all!

[Turquoise66]

it's talking about littering......

[MaskedMumblr]

Texas was the strongest against the recession! Have fun making fun of Texas from your foreclosing house

[MaskedMumblr]

I heard you losers like to suck dick while trying to make fun of Texas.

[R8erNation636]

i'm just wonderin, whaddaya think of the tangerine crop this year cause I love tangerins and i wans't espectin to find to many of em when i went down to the foodstore this mornin

[MrThndrpmkn]

@MaskedMumblr texas has one of the top 5 lowest gpa's :) (grade point average)

[MrCrb333]

@MaskedMumblr lol thats so true

[headly66]

@MaskedMumblr Not even close to being true.

[claton95]

@MaskedMumblr 8.2 unemployment isn't so great is it

[tittysmithy]

I would "do "t" -_-

[buckie0201]

texas is a giant sand box

[Turquoise66]

dallas, houston, austin, san antonio????

[iloverenee93]

austin baby <3

wooh!

san antonio too kinda since i was born there

[ROCKnROLLallNIGTH]

@buckie0201 GO 2 HELL WE AINT COWBOYS N WE DONT HAVE ANY DESERTS

[nym685]

Its funny seeing Chamillionaire there for some reason

[supamariotv]

CHAMILLITARY MAYNE...theres another one too though

[davidwaters69]

actually chuck norris is aloud to through trash on the highway..only chuck norris

[mxpopfresa]

LOL!!!

[Jessception]

'cause Chuck Norris will hunt you down.

[BlackRoost3r]

Dude..0:02 is smexy

[Munkyw]

hahaha

[blkbuddafly04]

nice!!!!!!!

[lennonusman]

cool!