Téléfrancais! - Episode 2

[adamk4422]

This actually helped me learn french.

[kk811101]

Il va manger l'ananas!

[CMO755]

lol wen they jump out of the plane!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

"Bye Bye!"

[baller84milw]

I bet dude gets laid off of telling chicks he used to be the boy in the Telefrancais videos.

[Luckystar8088]

I wish we could still watch this in high school. It's so much better than our french classes now. :(

[capriciousHighblood]

*Scarred

[capriciousHighblood]

My computer froze at 7:11. Scare for life.

[Yiauhnna12]

Nous avons regardons cette en classe de français, c'est très spirituel et amusant. Ahahah! J'adore la chanson "Telefrancais"

[h0tbro]

jaime telefrancais

[Sener]

Do you want a glass of water? No, thank you. Do you want a cup of tea? No, thank you. Do you want music? Yes, the music!

Such great dialogue.

[Sener]

Who the fuck would get in a plane with Pilote? It's Evil incarnate.

[15whiskers15]

I just love how they sent for the french air force came to save the pineapple from a bird...I wish I was that important

[trician79]

Madam Jacquelin taught us this in school in Louisiana. Loved it

[awesome1683]

:) dou ze clock sound familiar girls? 

[BlackenWhiteStripes]

i was hoping the crow would eat the pineapple

[amebalifeform]

mon favorite video of all

[skipandbosingers]

I only understand hal of this, but its halarious lol

[thatsarandomname6]

these kids r totally trippin on acid

[thatsarandomname6]

OMG LLLOOOOOLLLLL 8:50

[Voy4gerTwo]

They seriously just called the air force to take out a 1 crow try to eat a talking pineapple... I love this show.

[sandiskrules]

This show is the shit.

[crazydog4247]

@sandiskrules dude it's actully for 5 year olds and it was made in freakin' 1970 show some respect

[MllexBloup]

Parachutes = Umbrellas ?

... WTF !!!

[xXSiennaSkiesXx]

i had to watch this in french class and i was laughing my ass off at the skelets

[MarkisaD]

5:47 MOI ??? and her face ... Hilarrious .D

[d3v0nl100]

watch?v=ZQTZC9-WOic&NR=1

[PPma16]

J'aime la danse des squelettes sur les avion

[SaanixSungodPro]

Second opinion: Watch this while high. Its awesome

[SaanixSungodPro]

I an french... and there is my opinion: How the hell could this show teach french to kids?!

[youdotoo3]

@SaanixSungodPro That's Canada but they show this in America to make fun of Canadian tv in french class. It is still very funny though.

[alephzero506]

Why didn't the pineapple just teleport away from the bird?

[splycer172]

ONCE THERE WAS THIS SHOW THAT HAD I PINEAPPLE AND SOME KIDS AND A WEIRD LADY AND THEY ALL SPOKE FRENCH. ONE DAY THEY WENT TO QUEBEC FOR SOME REASON THEY PROBABLY EXLAINED IN FRENCH. THEY SAW SOME LADY ON A MAP AND SHE SAID SOMTHING ABOUT BASEBALL.

AND THEN SOME SKELETONS POPPED OUT

[Viconard]

Ouuuuiiiii, c'est posssiiiiiiible.... Croaaaaaa !

[Folbold]

Pourquoi elle propose un verre d'eau dans un avion ??????? Qu'est-ce qui tourne pas rond chez ces gosses ?

[braveheartbob]

who curved the bill of Natalie's baseball cap?? Ananas?

[strauss12345]

A few plot holes (other than the fact that the pineapple talks):

1) The pilot lands her plane in a junkyard

2) The criminal (to be revealed later) empties an entire armed/ guarded vehicle safely, and deposits the truckload of money into one purse

3) French speaking soldiers can't win battles, even against crows

4) The man said 3 seconds left, and after 10 seconds passed, the screen showed the clock which had only moved 3 seconds

[TheKimChannel13]

lol i remember watching this in grade 4, it kind of freaked me out :o

[decredad]

'ananas is the best thing since kermit the frog!

[UberNinDude]

Bobort041

[aussie715]

I remember watching this in grade 5 french class several years ago :D

[LeCanadien93]

Loooool annanas looks like he's tripping baaalllls when he's parachuting

[TheStickFigureMaster]

That is the creepiest fucking pineapple...

[TaraMeikle]

Why the negative comments? This show has already helped me out avec mon français!

[brohanster]

lmao, these kids are just too crazy.

[usagi542]

The teacher made us watch this in French in grade 4:p(T . T)

[GRaffPictures]

16 people were attacked by the crow!

[eddy6969100]

ahaha québec is so freakin cool i live in there usa sucks

[apti101]

omg this show always makes me laugh

[zombipl0x]

should pilot be flying a plane with such diolated eyes?

[SonnytheArcticFox]

The french accents are so ridiculous. xD

[sinder87]

164 people like gay pineapples who wear makeup. 16 people went mentally insane, and got pissed off.

[MiyumiUchiha]

Ananas can sing. ;a;

[ipodxdude]

why does that woman look stoned, why is that pineapple talking wtf is going on with those skeletons and why am i experiencing this if im not high

[JetsetRM]

Yeah, I think I'm just going to delete my comment seeing that for the PAST YEAR I've gotten comments about this being from Canada.

[ninjasaur77]

who ever knew that pineapples can teleport?

[BreaButterfly]

@ninjasaur77 Un ananas parle in francais, oui. nous devons questionner cela. Un ananas teleporter? cela est fin totalement!

[mesutozil34]

i had to watch this at school today

[ninjasaur77]

@mesutozil34 same here

[YBabyBalugaY]

I grew up watching this...............

[MrGodzilla198]

Epic random teleporting pinapples FTW

Epic skeletons appearing out of no where. MEGA FTW!

[lilawesomejason4]

wtf this is freaking quite scary its so retarded

[mrlink07]

is it just me or is that song really good?

[SlashMiles]

Sophie est...

d) un corbeau!

[SeamusPlox]

The pineapple is so... Odd..

[GRaffPictures]

@eloflakas and ananas doesn't? ppl in my french class are pineapplephobic now

[ragdollmaster100]

xD T.T O.O  lol

[Verry0bored0help]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[PoprocksCk]

Oh no, it's.... DAEMON!!!

[grechtacular]

those skeletons gave me nightmares as a child

[GRaffPictures]

@grechtacular and the pineapple didn't? lol

[mongo399]

I love how these kids go into a random person's plane and get dropped out.

[thengclan]

......What....the.....fuck....­..

[pokelantis2]

...

What the hell?! XD

[viosaci]

Je joue au football!

Et vous, quel jeu?

[Sneezebeef]

Scary shit, man!

[franzeror]

huuuum...yeah whatever :l

[GhostoftheGhost]

this is good ol' fashion nightmare fuel

[jclar8883343]

wow if i was a gay french retard i would like this

[FurbyGirl111]

........im quite frightened....... the baseball girls name is natalie? WTF! thats my name. SCARY!!

[xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

are they Canadian or actually from France nya?

[RIRECBON]

@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx

NO it's not french , i live in france , i nerver seen this tv animation !! i think it 's horrible

it's a emision canadien or quebec !!

[ELcapalla2]

lol, who's watching this b/c of newgrounds?

[JoTheAwesome321]

possibly the best child show ever!!!

[darthvadr2341]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm..... what up with the pineapple?

[xeadm]

WTH ZOMBIES ON A PLANE?

[kingtarkus]

To quote my brain: "KA-BLAMM!!!!!!!"

[aigleallemand]

Les ananas ne parlent pas. ce n'est pas possible!!!!!!!

[gagwee]

lol i asked my french teacher if she ever heard of this and she said yes like it was a bad memory

[Phantom1356]

...

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

[JustPressPlay1]

lmfao 6:55 to 7:20

[whotookthemoney]

Thanks so much for uploading these. I love the description of the video, hilarious.

[thetikiworld]

besat thing ive watched in years

[rockedsocks]

what isn't "c'est possible" in this show?

childhood memories ftw.

[Risauna]

Is it just me or do the kids look oddly disturbed to be in this show?

[allyhaw]

@Risauna Wouldn't you?

[arturman33]

ZOMBIES ON THE WING!!

[gagwee]

ceci ce pas terible. et c'est barbant, et c'est nul, et c'est homosexuel.

[wiimaster98]

@gagwee

XD tu es amusant et j'ai raison. :P

[peacerox79]

UM pour quelque raison que j'obtiens amusé par ceci.

[benisonutube]

probably look exactly the same!

[FallenRise2012]

@HyperMushrooms nothing, its already like your on LSD! lol

[Kittykat134]

L'anana est très effrayant!

[taurenking176]

Terrorists are no longer one of the greatest threats to airplanes. Skeletons with baseball bats are...

[BlueDeath88]

Is their a law that every country needs to make weird ass kids shows? Oh well, I guess kids everywhere deserve the occasional nightmare. You think Canada's military would be more concerned with the giant children than some crow.

[aldaliveira]

c'est possible ;)

[juanandres2002]

that dirty bitch !lol

[vakantscull]

DIE, FLESH EATING BASTARDS, DIE!!!!!

[runawaycarfilms]

ZOMBIES ON THE WING!!!!!!!!!

[liandroZanetti]

wtf they called air forces because a strange ass crow was gonna eat a gay pineapple named pineapple

[TuttiOfruti]

@liandroZanetti lol exactly what i was thinking

[marlesimms]

@liandroZanetti does the canadian air force have anything better to do?

[ColorVortex]

@marlesimms that's not the airforce, that's a squad of showplanes, which makes even less sense

[bumbleberb]

@DoUBeliveNRockNRoll hahaha, verytasteful. it's always stuck in my head!

[bumbleberb]

@JetsetRM Actually this was made in Canada.

[shuttertoons]

lol a pineapple named pineapple

[ianmauche]

The intro song is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!! j'adore le telefrancais!! :D

[rainbowIchigo]

LOL We're watching this in my French class.

[x0XAlcatrazX0x]

This would have been better as a cartoon

XD

No wait, it would fail even more

[thePYRO42]

C'est quoi c'te merde!?!? o.0"

On se calme les Québécois!

[danielusfrnz]

Ce que j'adore le plus c'est les fautes de français du genre « Elle est la criminelle ? ».

[ZezKaiEll777]

@JetsetRM Canada as well this was in their elementary school lessons like in 1980-1990s I think

[DoUBeliveNRockNRoll]

@JetsetRM *Canada. haha. That's because they're 'French Canadian and cooler than vous'

sorry...lame song lyric.

[JetsetRM]

Yeah I figured that out a while back, so my bad :P

[XneonpussyX]

@JetsetRM Its not France, its Quebec, the french speaking province of Canada. I used to watch this all the time when i was young..... :S

[punkrockandsocks]

@JetsetRM Quebec french....we learned this in Ontario.

[makakplot]

@punkrockandsocks HAHAHAHAHAHlOL quebec = farm farm farm

[sinder87]

@JetsetRM nope... Canada has a talking pineapple...

[adairbritton]

@JetsetRM I THINK ITS FRENCH CANADIAN

[slider45]

@JetsetRM The show is actually Canadian. When I was young we use to watch this during french class. Even in class, that pineapple was really weird! But the pilot and the skeletons creeped the hell out of us!

[Baddaby]

@JetsetRM It's actually from Quebec on Canada.

[eddy6969100]

@Baddaby no its not made on québec but in canada yes .... i live in québec and its not weird

[europeanforlyfe]

@JetsetRM its Canadian

[JetsetRM]

@europeanforlyfe

Please see the following comment below

[luckylove0517]

@JetsetRM they only show this in canada only i think but it is still really werid

[BreaButterfly]

@JetsetRM Actually this has nothing to do with France. This is the product of Ontario and British Columbia trying to expose more people to french.

It worked, I remember watching this stuff on TVO as a child.

[DetectiveKidd]

@JetsetRM Canada not france

[matoto1234]

did everybody become retarded listening to this at a young age? XD

[kolossal0772]

C'est moi où j'ai maintenant honte du Québec?

[supermithos555]

@kolossal0772 moi aussi... moi aussi...

[Egirl01]

I need to get my french teacher to show this is class.

[irishdude69]

i showd mine, she loved it.

[matoto1234]

XD go for it! haha

[tacoblocko]

is any one else entertained by the cartoon pineapples skip/ or run in the opening?

[JerkDouglas]

@tacoblocko I am... It's actually insanely well animated.

[tacoblocko]

@JerkDouglas its the only part of what ive seen of this show that ive liked

[GRaffPictures]

@tacoblocko i just like watching ananas get hit with stuff

[katiekannibal23]

My French teacher has I us watch this. Our french club shirts say 'Je suis anana!' And has a picture of the pineapple. :D

[captaineothan]

I want a t-shirt like that!! Où se trouve???

[plpicher]

@katiekannibal23 its sad cause we say ''je suis un ananas''

[bjk1795]

I'm in spanish, but want to take French and fing this very funny

[emmanuelo516]

les squelletes sont la raison pouquoi qu j'aime si beaucoup ce programme

[lilmissbroadway1234]

this show isnt reeally funny

[TheBugattiVeyronV16]

I'm in the 10th grade, and i find this hilarious. XD

we are watching it in our french class for shits and giggles.

[wilkes85]

2:45 that girl called her a bitch (salope)

[magzzie]

Coindence she says salo pilote, but yeah it kinda sounds like that.

[captaineothan]

no, she said "salute"

[katiekannibal23]

Salut.... It means 'hi', more or less.

[Sugahbabie]

No, it's salut... He says 3 versions of hi.  Bonjour, salut, allo.

[SkaIsDed]

what is this i dont even!!!!

[someguyoffthestreet]

im with guitarhero lol

[ErrEff]

The Pineapple's voice reminds me of Colonel Hans Landa from Inglourious Basterds. It kinda freaks me out.

[lunera06]

i love this its soo funny

[guitarhero0071]

i have to watch this now and im in 6th grade

[utubepooh14]

Un ananas ? Cela baise l'épopée.

[SlashMiles]

I LOVE THIS!

I never understood it when I was a kid, but I actually get it now... man, this show was awesome. :'D

[DoomGamer3000]

le weird.... but its kinda of good

[KaToasted]

xDD OH WOW.

It's been 6 years since I watched this last, and I still remember a bit. Couldn't understand it back then c__c Though I can now xD

[mikeysgirl2006]

look these videos are good. stop hating. its just a tool, using simple french words, to encourage children to learn the language... jesus!! i love these, im showin em to my kids!!

[theNBA2000]

superdetecetive is fucking funny,I like french

[Damnthatsnotfunny]

I voted non

[passchalle]

AND I THOUGHT THE FIRST ONE WAS WEIRD XD

...But it just keeps getting worst XD

i don't understand the purpose of showing thoses words to english students...i mean nobody says ananas or pilote everyday ?!?

oh well...

[mllefraise28]

???

[kickassemperor]

the adventures of mr. why the superdetective !!!!! XD

[OdolWAAAAGH]

this is a great show

[METROIDFANTEN]

Why...... why is there a talking pineapple?... lmao

[quintuplet701]

I... was taught french as a child through watching these videos. I am sad to say it is thanks to this mindboggling set of videos that I can get by somewhat ok in french.