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  • I'm Mike Rowe, this is my job, *fuckin'* turkeys,.....

  • what the fuck LOLOLOL

  • VERY CRUEL

  • If Mike is inseminating these birds, then obviously they are female.

    Yes people, what you have witnessed is female ejaculate but for birds.

  • are they EJACULATING ha

  • IS THAT TURKEY SPERM OR WHAT????

  • This is my job, AI turkeys

  • awful 

  • Do the letters T and J mean anything to you?

  • @mattlamb why would they

  • @babieejesse It's a line from the movie Deuce Bigelow.

  • Most of these comments are debating u guys need to chill and just watch this dam video and some of u guys said almost the same thing in every comment but switched up the words...

  • "DAYYUUMM!.....SHAZAM!"

  • WTF are they trying to do?

  • bird porn

  • you wipe it off on her back? Yup. lol

  • what exactly are they trying to do sticking that thing up their ass?

  • @IncrediblyStupidName See. Here you are thinking humans have bad plumbing, with the amusement park right next to the sewage treatment plant; but birds have only a single orifice that handles everything.

    Enjoy your eggs.

  • @soylentgreenb lol =D haha... but wasn't that a line from neil degrasse tyson?

  • aww thats so nasty

  • these twoo ther guys are like Beavis & Butthead

  • "Can you wipe it off on her back?"

    giggity.

  • @TheRaellz Did u notice the first one had an orgasm lol giggity

  • yea, i was jerkin to this video

  • anyways a comment that really needs to be made notice of....

    Did those turkeys... squirt milk.... or

  • @elixa4 It's poo. Turkeys aren't mammals, so they don't produce milk :)

  • awe!!!! i was eating too :(

  • so much freakin long comments

  • what is that stuff?!!

  • Can anyone explain what they were doing? free sub...

  • @ShadowLMFAO Probably turkey enemas.

  • @FasterThanAKenyan and that is?

  • @ShadowLMFAO Purging the anuses of turkeys. In simpler terms, I believe they are making the turkeys shit.

  • @ShadowLMFAO they're inseminating them, as in taking the male turkeys out of the picture and making the female ones pregnant themselves.

  • wow they are kept in such small cages

  • Wat r they doing?

  • @gk3og Artificial Insemination 

  • 0:52 squirt... :P

  • reminds me of my horse farm in slovenia. We would stick our entire fists in the turkeys.The horses watching would get turned on and start raping me!

  • thought he said "jizzam"

  • who knew he was so good with the ladies?

  • Somebody please describe to me what I just watched. I think I might understand..but I just need to be sure o_o

  • 0:57 bam!SHAZAM!

  • Oh fux, are they raping the poor birds!?

  • what would peta say?

    but hell who cares^^

  • Do people really "like" this??

    Horrible how those animals are treated. Pure cruelty.

    Sick fucks.

  • @WHATABOUTUS18 shut u u god dam liberal

  • @ephycooper Fuck you piece of shit.

  • @WHATABOUTUS18 if you dont like it why did you watch it sir

  • @WHATABOUTUS18 I love animals as much as the next person but how is this cruel? Aren't they just inseminating the birds? If you don't like it, don't eat it, I'm just saying.

    So long as people want to eat them, other people will have to rear them. Its part of their job, its natural.

  • @kimchidream - It's cruel from my way of seeing recognising that these turkeys are just being used as nothing more than a resource for man. And being stuck indoors. That isn't natural. It is probably that there is some suffering. I can think of plenty of comparisons which use your thinking where you wouldn't think it is natural. e.g. some people like to watch bullfighting, and other people carry it out, so you think bullfighting is natural? The word becomes meaningless.

  • @Pommit I'm sorry I must not have made myself clear. We need food. Turkeys are food. We need turkeys. We need lots of turkeys. To make lots of turkeys we need to have lots of pregnant turkeys. Turkeys aren't always in the mood to have fun in their free time. We have to make turkeys pregnant so we inseminate them. Fighting bulls aren't natural, pregnant turkeys are.

    Again, if you can't deal with this, just do your part for turkeys by not eating them. I'm sure they'll appreciate it very much.

  • @kimchidream - Whereas I see it as this. We need food. We don't need meat and to use animals as a food source is to use them a resource. Any part of the food production using meat is immoral. It becomes cruel is where it involves suffering. It would not involve much suffering at all and it would be very brief, but dangling these animals upside down would be undesirable to them. But it is part of parcel of the disgusting intensive farming practice where there is much worse going on.

  • @Pommit I'd recommend you check out Onision's channel if you haven't already because he's big on the whole Eating-Meat-Is-Gross-So-Go-Veg­etarian shit too. I'm not a vegetarian nor am I a vegan- All my life I've lived on a mainly carnivorous diet with some greens and fruits thrown in there because I love eating dead animal flesh so on this we must agree to disagree.

    Have a nice day.

  • @kimchidream - At least you're eating your greens and staying healthy.  Well done. Hehe. I would seriously recommend Peter Singer's books. But yes, I understand yours and others points of view, I ate meat until recently and loved the taste. Steaks taste great. I agree with you on that. But it doesn't make it right to eat them. I can no longer justify having cows, pigs, and chickens killed just because they are tasty.

  • @Pommit Food chain. Animals eat other animals in order to survive, try convincing a lion to go vegetarian. The world needs balance, and by having animals eat other animals that are breeding too fast we are achieving that balance, if no one ate meat then these animals would go die and rot somewhere and create mass disease.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - We have the ability to determine where we place ourselves in the food chain, precisely because we can be convinced unless the lion. The lion does not understand morality. But we don't need meat to survive. As to your second point, I do think you are being naive. The land would not be overrun by animals were they not to be eaten. Meat consumption was much less one hundred years ago than today, cows and pigs didn't overun the place. There are more farm animals now than ever.

  • @Pommit And so you want to place yourself at the bottom of the food chain? And of course food consumption was less back then, you'd think so when there is 5 times as many of us now as there was back then, now we BREED more animals because there's a lot more of us which equals higher demand, why would they breed the same amounts of animals back then when there's only about 1/5 of the population we have now? When did I say we'd be overrun by animals? I said since their meat wasn't being

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND Used for consumption it would just sit there, rot, and cause disease.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - Why would it matter where in the food chain we are? It isn't a contest. I don't think any of the other animals care what we do. No, I said that meat consumption was far less. It is only in the last fifty years that the proportion of meat consumer compared with non-meat foodstuffs has rocketed. You said they would be breeding too fast. But these animals won't be breeding too fast. Without intensive farming for starters, there would be far fewer animals.

  • @Pommit - You are right in saying that as population has increased there is a greater demand for meat though. But it is beside the point. It seems you are contradicting yourself when you talk of 'breeding too fast' as the logical conclusion of your view is that the HUMAN population has to increase to cope with the increased breeding of animals. But as you know, it is us who are overbreeding and want more animals.

  • @Pommit Animals breed without the help of humans you know. Why do you think there is such things as rabbit seasons and duck seasons? To keep their population under control, imagine if no one was hunting these? we'd be overrun by them in no time. Logic isn't the only thing, it's also knowledge and common sense, And of course this is a competition, it's called survival of the fittest, how many herbivores do you see at the top of the food chain?

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND And if you really wanted to I'm sure you could put yourself somewhere else in the food chain, try running into a pack of lionesses looking to feed their young.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - Rabbit populations DO get out of control, precisely because they have been introduced into areas many years ago where there has been little predation and they do breed very quickly. Not the case with ducks. And not the case with the animals we eat. By your reckoning, as I keep saying, there would be far more animals around hundreds of years ago because there less people. But this is all irrelevant for a couple of reasons. One is that we don't eat animals because...

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - You don't see any herbivores at the top of the food chain. What is your point? It sounds like you feel some strange pride from being at the top. Would you feel your pride would be hurt if you relegated yourself down this chain?

  • @Pommit ...because there will be too many of them if we don't. They are eaten because they taste good. It was never as if humans took a look around and realised the land was being swamped by too many pigs and cows and decided the best way to deal with the problem was to eat them.

  • @Pommit Are you implying that people are the only things that eat meat? well they aren't, i said if no one ate meat, that includes animals. You don't think the animal population would grow if no animal was ever eaten? Well then you are ignorant, and my point still stands as even thought we have hunting seasons, populations still get out of control, if we were all vegans then the rabbit population would keep on growing and cause a natural in balance. you are defying the balance of nature itself..

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND For some moral high ground, and that is completely idiotic.

    And no, back then we ate meat to survive, You think cavemen got some chicken and species and made some Chicken Parmesan? you think raw lizard meat tasted delicious? Again, common sense. Survival of the fittest. Food chain. If you don't like being on top, there is always the lioness option.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - Actually, I don't really know what you are talking about when you go on about cavemen and parmedan and raw lizard meat. You sound a bit incoherent and your comment about the lioness doesn't make sense at all. You seem to be fixated on the subject of food chain, as if it some grand achievement and something to be proud about. Pride has nothing to do with it. Morality has. If we only kill because something tastes nice then that's not a good enough reason.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - Not implying that at all. Are you under the impression that cows, pigs, and lambs are our prey in the same way a lion hunts a gazelle, i.e. that we are born to eat these animals in the same way that tigers and lions eat animals? The facts don't bear that out when you look at the evolution of man and our dietary needs. Anyway, you seem to be ignoring what I have said. There were far fewer human beings five hundred years ago. By your reckoning that would mean far more cows...

  • @Pommit Yes, that's exactly what i mean, most animals have the capability to feel, a dog can be loyal and would never attack it's owner, heck even a lion can be loyal to the human who brought him up, it's called domestication. since they have this capability maybe they should stop eating other animals because it is unethical for them to do so right? Wrong. So why should it be different for humans?

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - Because they are domesticated you think they understand ethics? Are you being serious? It is us who have morals and ethics, not animals. Domestication doesn't mean that animals have an understand of right and wrong. As we do, we can judge whether the continued satisfaction that an animal has in living out its life overweighs our needs to eat them for taste. I think it does. Whereas you talk about something to do with too many cows and pigs, which doesn't make sense.

  • @Pommit A dog knows not to bite it's owner does it not? it knows not to poop on the carpet does it not? it knows not to attack other humans does it not? A dog will put it's life on the line for it's owner will it not? So a dog(and in fact any animal that can be domesticated) may feel emotion, ethics and morality derive from emotion, so any animal that can be domesticated is therefore bound by morality to stop eating meat, and become a vegetarian, that would leave us with very few preds.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - You are being silly now. I am not talking about a basic form of moral decisionmaking that all higher functioning animals have, this sense of right and wrong is determined through learned behaviour with which almost all animals are limited to. The dog doesn't poop because he will be ill-favoured and is loyal because it recognises who feeds it. They do not have the capacity to conceptualise matters in such a way as us and they are far more bound by their own nature.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - The animals does not have the level of intelligence we have to develop a sense of morality that comes from decision based on competition between different values. They could not be brought to consider whether eating meat was moral. But to humour you, were they to, they could often not attain the sustenance needed. Given their ability to get food and their anatomy, they need meat. We don't need it and can make a choice. Is it better to let an animal enjoy its life or eat it?

  • @Pommit Dogs are domesticated wolves, wolves are hunters, all they eat is meat, now dogs can survive without meat, now they make VEGETARIAN dog foods, so if wolves can become vegetarians, who's to say other animals cannot? maybe ALL animals should become vegetarians just because they can right? WRONG, again predators are a necessity and just because something CAN be done, does not mean it SHOULD be done.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND -I don't think your arguing technique is very good and you keep making straw men. Or maybe your thoughts are not clear. You refuse to take me up on the points I have made. You talk about overbreeding, rabbits, rights, and animals becoming vegetarians, but ignore the matter of humans. I never said that predatory animals are NOT a necessity. But I could ask you this, considering we don't need meat, just because we CAN kill for meat, SHOULD we?

  • @Pommit Well Lions can kill for meat, but should they? Wolves can kill for meat, but should they? Eagles can kill for meat, but should they? Since every animal has the possibility to survive without meat, who's to decide who can and CAN'T eat meat? You? Get over yourself. So they don't know they're doing wrong, but YOU know, why aren't you trying to stop THEM from eating meat?

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - I don't think you are a clever 16 year old. I had said plenty of times that the circumstances for other animals and us are different. We CAN make a choice about whether to eat meat based on ethical and moral considerations. Animals can't Talking about telling other animals what they can and can't eat is stupid. And nothing about what I have said is about stopping people from eating meat. It is about convincing them that eating meat is wrong.

  • @Pommit Wrong, you are trying to convince me that humans need no meat and should therefore stop eating meat. Don't try to change your argument mid way. And morals and ethics differ from person to person, are you saying that your morals are the only absolute ones? That you are correct end everyone else is wrong? Like I said before, get over yourself.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND Yes, lions should kill for meat. They're hypercarnivores, they've evolved to be hypercarnivores, and that means that physiologically they cannot properly receive nutrients from plants and plant based products because their bodies aren't "trained" to do it and therefore require human intervention. Those vegetarian dog foods you mentioned are usually supplemented heavily with synthetics. Furthermore, the first ingredient is CORN. Corn is indigestible to you AND your dog.

  • @jeveuxlesoleil No shit, Sherlock, it was a rhetorical question, and i don't know about you but i can digest corn just fine. Besides i don't feed my dog that vegetarian shit, i feed him regular dog food and sometimes a nice steak.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND No. You cannot digest corn properly. The outer part of corn is full of fibre that we just don't have the enzymes to break down.

    I am also aware that your question was rhetorical, but my answer wasn't actually directed at you, it was actually directed at Pommit, you were just the last post so I replied directly to you. Calm down.

  • @jeveuxlesoleil Define "digest properly".

    Soluble and insoluble fibre is a necessary component of a healthy diet; at least if you're human. Getting at the innards of a kernel is what you have teeth and a neocortex for.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND No. You cannot digest corn properly. The outer part of corn is full of fibre that we just don't have the enzymes to break down.

    I am also aware that your question was rhetorical, but my answer wasn't actually directed at you, it was actually directed at Pommit, you were just the last post so I replied directly to you. Calm down.

  • @jeveuxlesoleil Once again, not shit, we can't always digest every part of everything we eat. So it isn't that we can't digest corn, but rather, we can't digest the outer part of corn.

    And If the answer isn't directed at me, you should probably have replied to the person it was directed to, that way he can actually get the reply, either way rhetorical questions aren't meant to be answered.

  • @Pommit Oh and sorry for the late reply, i was enjoying 2 hot dogs with extra bacon and a veal burger.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND i just ate two hot dogs :D it wouldve been three but some pig came and took my 3 hot dog so i killed him and made some bacon

  • @xx2RAHxx Well you, sir, are awesome :D

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND muchas gracias senior, i try ^_^

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - ...and pigs, etc. But that isn't the case. There were far less. It's the opposite case. As our population has grown, we have intervened to increase the number of animals. You keep referring to rabbits, but areas where rabbit population get out of control is when there are no or few predators, i.e. where they have been introduced - by man. It's man fault that there is a problem and that there is an imbalance. Anyway how many rabbits are eaten where you are from?

  • @Pommit And i can't believe this isn't obvious to you, you're contradicting yourself, no one hunts rabbits, therefore they are an overpopulation, you've said it yourself. So there IS a necessity for predators and there IS a necessity for humans to eat meat, Rabbit's are living proof, if humans ate rabbit more often, I'm sure there wouldn't be so many of them. Thanks for nullifying your own argument.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - Where there are no predators, where man has introduced rabbits, their populations grow vastly. Although they are not a problem where I am from and there are no predators. Just lots of rabbits. But this is RABBITS, not cows, pigs, etc., so stick the issue at hand. And you don't sound very bright here. There is a necessity for many predators. But we aren't the necessary predator for cows and pigs and they won't overbreed, but you ignore this.

  • @Pommit Again this isn't about over breeding, it was just an example as to why eating meat is part of the food chain and nature itself, I'm sure there's plenty of animals that won't over breed, but that won't stop them from being hunted by a predator, now will it? Nature itself demands predators. You are arguing against nature itself, you can't win.

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - But this is what I was saying at the start. Lots of animals eat meat. But we don't have to. Our eating of meat is not necessary to our survival unlike with other animals. We can make a choice. And it is nothing more than recognising that it is better to allow an animal to enjoy its life rather than end us for the satisfaction of our taste buds. There will be no overbreeding or animal populations problems.

  • @Pommit So you want animals to have rights, but you want them to have more rights than the person that is giving them the rights? they have the right to eat what they like, yet we are bound by morality to eat only fruits and vegetables? I've heard some foolish things in my time...

  • @TwistedxL3G3ND - Rights? I never mentioned 'rights'. Rights are permissions given to humans (or maybe even animals) by a government. No, I am saying that animals don't have a choice over what they eat in the wild and it is in their nature to eat meat. Our nature is whatever we make of it and the moral choice is to abstain from killing animals for their meat when we no longer need it for survival.

  • I like cheese

  • 24 violated turkeys rated this vid

  • Why are they inseminating the turkeys??

  • ive never seen that part of a turkey :s

  • I hate turkey. One minute more and I would see my lunch meal again splashed on the screen.

  • bahahhaah

  • This really wasn't that hard to masturbate to. Seriously.

  • I know I love turkey and stuff but... man, this makes me sad...

  • LOL WHY WERE THEY BUT RAPING THE TURKEYS

  • disgusting

  • HOLY SHIT MAN THAT IS NASTY!

  • reminds me of jackass 3

  • they should really wear gloves........

  • man eating shit haha very funny!

    watch?v=9prY7yXjqe8

  • @zezinm "eat dah poopoo"

  • cum shots ahaha

  • hahaha,so gross

  • next time im gonna nut on my girlfriends face im gonna say shazam

  • I worked doing this for 2 years as a youth growing up on a Kibbutz in Israel, as for the males, they get "milked"

  • @tracyla1970 u be a jew??

  • They should show how the get the sperm. My brother in law works for Farm Credit Services and goes out to farms from time to time. He told me he saw a Mexican that used a glass straw device that he would use to literally suck the cum out of the turkeys.

  • I'm horrified and fascinated at the same time. It's absolutely disgusting but I. Can't. TURN. AWAY!

  • CUMSHOT!!!! 0:54

  • 0:47 my fav

  • And just when i was eating lunch.....

  • idiots i sure wont be calling you

  • Now, i dont want to be that person and rant and rave on how this is "ABUSE" but I'm pretty sure they don't hurt the turkeys... that bad...

    right?!

  • why is there semen in thier butt

  • @masterraynard These are hens. It's not semen, it's poop. They were putting semen in the cloaca with the q-tip. Which is rather embarrassing if you think about it. Would you want to list "fucked 1500 turkeys in 2 hours" on your resume? That's probably why they were giggling like guilty teenagers.

  • @masterraynard because they are homosexual turkey

  • i watch this episode there sucking out semen out of a turkeys rectum

    Troll Translation Rectum=Asshole Semen=Cum

  • wdf were they doing to the turkey

  • @Edwinoreo Artificial Insemination. ie Getting the bird pregnant.

  • a minute ad for a 1:06 movie. That's messed up.

  • what are they doing....?

  • and you wipe it off on her back lol

  • what are they doing and why?

  • @dvdsmlprstylr If you read the info, it states that he is inseminating the birds LMFAO

  • If you want to stop ads download mozzila and then addone for ads and wolla

  • turkey rape.. nice... gag

  • Mike is too annoying, always trying to make funny jokes which are not, ignoring people who trie to show him everything around by looking to the camera and talking random stuff.

  • Mike you are frigging hot!

  • inhumane motherfuckers

  • Is it just me, or was anybody else REALLY turned on by this scene? I think one of those turkeys has the makings to be a great pornstar.

  • @VoodooPolitico ugh thats nasty XD

  • @VoodooPolitico Dude.......

  • @VoodooPolitico Freak.

  • what in the world was he doing?

  • @c00lb0y10 they're basically mass producing turkeys by artificially impregnating them

  • I remember when he came here! it was in all the papers, my friend lives next door to these people! 

  • so are they artificially insiminating the turkeys? And are the turkeys pooping or squirting?

  • Poor turkies. I hope they weren't in pain. Did those things they clipped their legs together with hurt? how about the needle!?! This shouldn't be allowed.

  • @spongebobslushpants1 Oh no, is only a grip, it dont hurt because it has rubber so they wont feel the pressure.

  • 0:54 ...

    EEIII, SHAZAAM!!!! :)

    That's epic!

  • holy crap why not let them roam around like real turkeys and let nature take it course?

  • @Restfulduchess Nature takes too long and people are trying to make a profit.

    Afterall the freedom and rights of something you eat means nothing compared to the wallets of the shareholders.

    Damn, thats depressing.

  • 0:55 All-natural turkey gravy.

  • @rkmugen hmmm... more like 0:54

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  • And it's such a wonder why he's single.

  • @AFLoneWolf Fuck you Mike is fucking AWESOME! a TRUE Man :D

  • The best use of the word "shazam" I've ever seen.

  • LOL, "and you wipe on her back?" Yep".

  • wat are they doing?????

  • @jokerhong123 thier breeding turkeys stupid

  • @jokerhong123 This breed of turkey cannot breed naturally so they have to artificially insemenate the tukey hens cause of thier large size.

  • those turkey farmers seem to be loving Mikes reactions

  • What are they doing??

  • is it becasue theyre with the turkeys too long that they jsut keep giggling?

  • wad r they doing? some 1 answer pls

  • @TheBlessedOne29 the are breeding turkeys

  • it stinks

  • there is NO WAY someone could get me working in this job XD

  • how the fuck do people get into jobs like those? lmao, Like who clicked the "turkey poop inspectors wanted!!!" ad? Seriously?

  • ewwwwwwwwww

  • what was that shit

  • @MrNicholasJacob ur mom!!!!

  • @MrNicholasJacob

    That was turkey shit