... i dont realy see a reason why you would need to make a parody out of kristianity by compareing them to scientology .... cause scientology is a crazy ass cult .....
Not all religiosity in the name of Jesus Christ is accurate or true. I can be over-whelmed by what I see in the world, just Sociologically. Example: The rich grow richer while the poor struggle to survive from day to day. Shameful inequities exist! The Christian perspective offers more. The teachings of Christ promote equity, love, peace, joy, hope, a changed life and etc. If you are REALLY looking for Jesus, He'll mfind you! Don't put God in a box! Former atheist, turned Christian
"The teachings of Christ promote equity, love, peace, joy, hope"
... It is a fucking afterlife cult. YOU WILL DIE !!! Literaly, you will not live for eternity. YOU WILL DIE !!! The teachings of Christ promote will to be blind that we all have to die.
Another INGENIOUS message from our friend Figotter the gigantic faggot. Lets give it a round of applause, for his epic fail shall be remembered only after he is dead,a funeral at best would be quick and with few tears.
I too wish to pretend to be smart on the internet like a gigantic faggot.
I must learn from the master of pseudo intelligence and pure faggotry: cheshirecat, who calls people furfags when his own name involves animals not unlike many furfags on the internettttttt
What a dumb motherfucker. I hope he stops shoving dicks up his nose one day :(
Go read a book... You know how to read one right? Because my name does not feature anything relatively close to furfags...
Way to fail at life.
I must learn from the master of pseudo intelligence and pure faggotry: IAMPhotoBucket, who calls people gay when his own name represents a group of some of the most butthurt camera whores on the interweb, also a haven for idiots, I'm sure you fit well at home there.
Wait... You hate gay people... But you said I sucked your dick.
I don't follow your logic.
Please, grow some testicals, and when, or if you do; Please don't proceed to shove them in other mens assholes or mouth. Homosexuality is frowned upon on the internet.
really i (and i REALLY cant beleive im sa-typing this)i kinda liked it im NOT the biggest tom fan out there but i thought it was funny in a way although most shots at tom and his 'religion' are kinda funny
oh and all those taking a hit at cheshirecat.its OBVIOUSLY not working and its hitting the point of retardednes i mean "YOURE RETARDED AND YOUR HEAD IS FILLED WITH DICKS" come on people!you can do better than insulting his sexuality/replacing random parts of his body with his d***.SERIOUSLY.
I AM American, and I admit 2 doing wrong and stupid things all the time! ha ha ha Don't tell me u believe...uh, how can I put this without ruining it all? Hmmm...R u sure CyberLight is as...radical as u seem 2 think he is? *hint*hint*
HEY CHESHIRE IF YOU REALLY ARE INTELLIGENT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL WHAT SATIRE IS OH WAYT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOU'RE RETARDED AND YOUR HEAD IS FILLED WITH DICKS INSTEAD OF BRAINS looooooooooll
XDXDXD yes like very easy words spelled wrong like 'wayt'(wait)and the bio. impossibility of a head being filled with 'dicks' and HOW would that effect his knowing what 'satire' is?
I wonder if you've ever worn your Klan uniform with nothing underneath it in one of your videos? You know, free-balling it Klan style! lol Or if you would in a future video...Uh, I'm a perv, you see...
I'm sure it was a pretty sight despite the fact that it was pasty white Klan ass! lol And I'm sure your fiends enjoyed it, though they would never admit it- but I asked you if you would go nude in your Klan uniform ON A VIDEO, CyberLight!
lmao Your funniest answer evahhh! Still, I look forward to trying to figure out if you're going commando under your "sheet" in your future videos! It could make a fun, sexy guessing game! C'ya!
Scientology is weird. But Christians believe in only reasonable things. Like invisible angels and demons. And that God once killed everyone in the entire world. Even all the babies! All drowned! Yikes! Only one family survived. Then He sent a ghost (yep, a ghost) to impregnate a virgin lady. Why? So she could deliver a man-god called Jesus. Why? So Jesus could be killed! Why? So Christians, but ONLY Christians, could live forever and ever! LOL! Absolute insanity!
epic troll
H0WL1TZER 2 years ago
even though im a christian, i find this funny
Moretzsohn1 2 years ago 2
because you can take a joke,unlike scientology
AroundThePony 2 years ago
Yeah, you're obviously not a klan member, if you are making fun of Christianity. Try to be more convincing in the future, troll.
berrypievision2 3 years ago
He's spoofing Tom Cruize on his Scientology video.
theyaden 2 years ago
... i dont realy see a reason why you would need to make a parody out of kristianity by compareing them to scientology .... cause scientology is a crazy ass cult .....
dav4ix 3 years ago
aren't they both!!
dinglegonzo 2 years ago
Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.
Anonymous8555 3 years ago
i agree with you i love all christians wether they be catholic or protestant.
whitemessiahwarriors 3 years ago
Nigga you best be troll'n!
lulzyanon69 3 years ago
im going to build a time machine go back in time.get hitler,go back even farther and kill that jew jesus!
poof250 3 years ago
lol
mensadogblack 3 years ago
what a waste of time, i want my 5 minutes back
Jesus4MySoul 3 years ago
Not all religiosity in the name of Jesus Christ is accurate or true. I can be over-whelmed by what I see in the world, just Sociologically. Example: The rich grow richer while the poor struggle to survive from day to day. Shameful inequities exist! The Christian perspective offers more. The teachings of Christ promote equity, love, peace, joy, hope, a changed life and etc. If you are REALLY looking for Jesus, He'll mfind you! Don't put God in a box! Former atheist, turned Christian
idnellcl 3 years ago 3
"The teachings of Christ promote equity, love, peace, joy, hope"
... It is a fucking afterlife cult. YOU WILL DIE !!! Literaly, you will not live for eternity. YOU WILL DIE !!! The teachings of Christ promote will to be blind that we all have to die.
TaleThatWasntRight 3 years ago
Idiot.
grimreaper872 3 years ago
I knows it bunrs...
TaleThatWasntRight 3 years ago
dude ur the best! keep it up! hhaah
aghachi 3 years ago 2
Very funny an well done!! I"ll be laughing for the rest of the day
bigrobnz 3 years ago 2
Spoiled rich kid Don't waste our time.
nogodscanuck 3 years ago 3
What makes you come to that conclusion? Because I am educated, speak eloquently, and am particular with the kind of people I like?
CyberLlght22 3 years ago
suck it bitch
thedoolinator 3 years ago
I'll pass.
CyberLlght22 3 years ago
you freaking moron stop making fun of real religions. don't you see that this thing about scientology is serious?
blkanon 3 years ago
lol.
jalil124 3 years ago
Another INGENIOUS message from our friend Figotter the gigantic faggot. Lets give it a round of applause, for his epic fail shall be remembered only after he is dead,a funeral at best would be quick and with few tears.
BRAVO!
Cheshirecat55 3 years ago
I too wish to pretend to be smart on the internet like a gigantic faggot.
I must learn from the master of pseudo intelligence and pure faggotry: cheshirecat, who calls people furfags when his own name involves animals not unlike many furfags on the internettttttt
What a dumb motherfucker. I hope he stops shoving dicks up his nose one day :(
IAmPhotoBucket 3 years ago
"when his own name involves animals"
Go read a book... You know how to read one right? Because my name does not feature anything relatively close to furfags...
Way to fail at life.
I must learn from the master of pseudo intelligence and pure faggotry: IAMPhotoBucket, who calls people gay when his own name represents a group of some of the most butthurt camera whores on the interweb, also a haven for idiots, I'm sure you fit well at home there.
Cheshirecat55 3 years ago
WOW ATTACKING A GUYS NAME WHAT A FAG
ALSO ALICE IN WONDERLAND SUCKED MY DICK
like you
lOOOOL!!!!! GET OWNED
IAmPhotoBucket 3 years ago
Wait... You hate gay people... But you said I sucked your dick.
I don't follow your logic.
Please, grow some testicals, and when, or if you do; Please don't proceed to shove them in other mens assholes or mouth. Homosexuality is frowned upon on the internet.
lOOOOL!!!!! GET OWNED
(See what I did Thar?)
Cheshirecat55 3 years ago
really i (and i REALLY cant beleive im sa-typing this)i kinda liked it im NOT the biggest tom fan out there but i thought it was funny in a way although most shots at tom and his 'religion' are kinda funny
oh and all those taking a hit at cheshirecat.its OBVIOUSLY not working and its hitting the point of retardednes i mean "YOURE RETARDED AND YOUR HEAD IS FILLED WITH DICKS" come on people!you can do better than insulting his sexuality/replacing random parts of his body with his d***.SERIOUSLY.
itachifan1243 3 years ago
Point proven. Goodbye.
Cheshirecat55 3 years ago
Even better, Anon bandwagon hoppers. Please don't fall off. I wouldn't want you to break my heart.
Cheshirecat55 3 years ago
cheshire is so cool because he can pretend to be smart when in reality he's just a gaylord with an iq of negative thirty
HURF DURF I SURE HOPE HE DOESNT TELL ME THAT A NEGATIVE IQ ISNT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!! THAT WOULD RUIN MY ENTIRE ARGUMENT
IAmPhotoBucket 3 years ago
Shit... I've been defeated by stupidity and petty insults with nothing intellectual or important to say.
Why internet, why do you plague us with idiots like this?
Youtube is the sure sign that the human race is fucked.
Cheshirecat55 3 years ago
if cheshire responds to any of these posts directed at him, he must be gay as fuck.
IAmPhotoBucket 3 years ago
I hope your mother gets raped
trecurry7 3 years ago
wow, finally realized what this is a parody of.
r31ncarnat3d 3 years ago
Pillowbiter
CMO5569 3 years ago
How do you get the sheet to point up? Perhaps a party hat?
Doomfirefp 3 years ago
Party hat, no. Party van, yes.
CyberLlght22 3 years ago
illumiati?
RealMercure 3 years ago
you hAVE NO IDEA what a christian is.
and I cant really say Ill see you again you sick fuck.
RealMercure 3 years ago
you have to be kidding
even if your kidding.
Your costume insults me.
Fuck you.
And any one whoe loooks like you.
RealMercure 3 years ago
you are a christian, i am a jew, lol
planefreak3 3 years ago
I want 2 see pasty white Klan cock! Pull up that robe and show us your huge, racist, white dick! lol
1AndOnlyPervyThePerv 4 years ago
stupid ku klux klan praise thelord
goldensedge 4 years ago
EPIC FAIL!
Cheshirecat55 4 years ago
Epic coon. an irish one too.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
?__?
BrokeCrackMountain 4 years ago
Yup, I'm a coon... Sure. I'm as black as your void in your head.
You know, I always thought you would probably have a deeper voice, then I saw your video... You sound like a faggot.
Cheshirecat55 4 years ago
Hey, Cheshire, u responded 2 me instead of to Cyberlight! Curiously, I AM a faggot (obviously), and he's not...I think! lol
BrokeCrackMountain 4 years ago
Nah, he's just a typical American. They're idiots. And they're to stuck up to admit they ever do anything wrong or stupid.
Cheshirecat55 4 years ago
I AM American, and I admit 2 doing wrong and stupid things all the time! ha ha ha Don't tell me u believe...uh, how can I put this without ruining it all? Hmmm...R u sure CyberLight is as...radical as u seem 2 think he is? *hint*hint*
BrokeCrackMountain 4 years ago
... Ahhh, I see.
Cheshirecat55 4 years ago
DAM CHESHIRE U SUR R WUN DUM NlGGR LOOOOL
IAmPhotoBucket 3 years ago
Holy crap... My brain just melted. Please, use grammar... NO, you know what? We speak something called the ENGLISH LANGUAGE! USE IT!
Cheshirecat55 3 years ago
Fine I'll use proper grammar and spelling.
But my message is still the same. You're a gaylord.
Fag.
IAmPhotoBucket 3 years ago
HAY CHESIR U LOV DOODS SUK MAH DlllllCK LOOOOooooool fag.
IAmPhotoBucket 3 years ago
Please kill yourself.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERWEBS!
Cheshirecat55 3 years ago
I can't understand what you're saying, I bet you'd be able to type better if you weren't constantly shoving dix up yo butt.
IAmPhotoBucket 3 years ago
I'm sorry, I don't "Shove dix up yo butt's". What ever that may be, you see; Intelligence is something I have, which you obviously LACK.
Cheshirecat55 3 years ago
If you're in possession of this mystical "intelligence" you should be able to discern from my messages that I'm calling you a tremendous faggot.
Holy shit you love dicks in your ass dont you
IAmPhotoBucket 3 years ago
HEY CHESHIRE IF YOU REALLY ARE INTELLIGENT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL WHAT SATIRE IS OH WAYT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOU'RE RETARDED AND YOUR HEAD IS FILLED WITH DICKS INSTEAD OF BRAINS looooooooooll
IAmPhotoBucket 3 years ago
I sense an epic failure in this post captain.
Cheshirecat55 3 years ago
XDXDXD yes like very easy words spelled wrong like 'wayt'(wait)and the bio. impossibility of a head being filled with 'dicks' and HOW would that effect his knowing what 'satire' is?
itachifan1243 3 years ago
if his head is filled with dicks, that would explain why he doesn't know what satire is, AS HE WOULDNT HAVE A BRAIN TO THINK WITH YOU RETARD
you are like one of the gayest faggots i've ever seen on youtube, and that's saying alot.
IAmPhotoBucket 3 years ago
Well, I can guess that your average IQ's hangs just above the temperature of a meat freezer.
Whats funny is, that I said I was leaving and you furfags still went on.
Why didn't I leave? Because your stupidity is just TO good to pass up.
Cheshirecat55 3 years ago
Guys Christianity is real! It's in a book that god himself says he wrote!
tarkster2 4 years ago 2
*Snort*
If I wrote a book that said I created the earth, would you believe it, -JUST- because it got wrote down?
Ilovelarxene 4 years ago
Evil racist! You are a bad, bad man! I'm telling my mommy...
Pay4SnatchFeedAHoe 4 years ago
I had some major lulz. This is win.
Notyourarmy 4 years ago 4
What fool to throw away your soul. I wonder how much he will be laughing when he faces judgement.
Notreallysorry 4 years ago
I'm sure he'll be happy in Hell. ha ha ha
ShadowsAndLightAngel 4 years ago
LaVey was right.
Notyourarmy 4 years ago 4
EPIC WIN!
WingFX 4 years ago 3
You sir....are made of Epic win
ComboBreaker298 4 years ago 5
HA!! thats funny
Great vid!
ThatOneQuestion 4 years ago 3
the music in the background is really funny
chaunceyrodriguez 4 years ago 2
Sorry, I must! It'll make me instantly rich! lol
HarmIessPerv 4 years ago
I fucked L RON's mouth!
SCIENTOLOGIST62 4 years ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
BULLSHIT!
Don't even dare fucking compare Christians to $cientology or the KKK.
The kkk were not real Christians, real Christians are not racists and most certainly do not murder people because of race.
th3soulreaper 4 years ago
That was great. Thanks for the lulz.
druquz 4 years ago
LOL
AnonymousCCCP 4 years ago
roflmao
EntertainedWatcher 4 years ago
genius
Thee3 4 years ago
lol!
bigalisme 4 years ago
lol
Anonymous7827 4 years ago
Please spread this to all the anons online.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
I wonder if you've ever worn your Klan uniform with nothing underneath it in one of your videos? You know, free-balling it Klan style! lol Or if you would in a future video...Uh, I'm a perv, you see...
HarmIessPerv 4 years ago
Once, but a gust of wind blew it up and I mooned all my brothers. Not a good thing to happen at a classy event like that.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
I'm sure it was a pretty sight despite the fact that it was pasty white Klan ass! lol And I'm sure your fiends enjoyed it, though they would never admit it- but I asked you if you would go nude in your Klan uniform ON A VIDEO, CyberLight!
HarmIessPerv 4 years ago
Oh, I can't do that. If you caught a glimpse of my penis you would probably think I was black.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
lmao Your funniest answer evahhh! Still, I look forward to trying to figure out if you're going commando under your "sheet" in your future videos! It could make a fun, sexy guessing game! C'ya!
HarmIessPerv 4 years ago 3
I guess you'll have to wait and see.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
rasist fuck
Me242008 4 years ago
You need to expand your vocabulary.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
lawl, protestants.
Squirrlliewrath 4 years ago 3
cool video, love the hat lol
carnut666 4 years ago 3
I know i commented on this once before but thats because its soo awesome :D i hope it gets in the youtube top 100
NAPREDATOR 4 years ago
Thanks again Mark, if you could send it to everyone you can, it would be great. I'm trying my best to get this one out there.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
Cruise wont do anything. he can't sue for parody
fireicefalcon2 4 years ago
Umm, we were joking. I have a J.D. myself
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
I know, but I'm saying that Tom cruise isn't able to sue you
fireicefalcon2 4 years ago
No shit! If you could read, you'd know I have a Juris Doctor, thus I know what I can sue, or be sued for in regards to anything.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
Thanks. It means a lot to hear that.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
Tom Cruise has a roomful of Vicious Jews putting together a massive lawsuit against you right now
elperropatron 4 years ago
Ya I'm prepared for a letter from his attorney, Mr. Goldstein.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
favourited!
NAPREDATOR 4 years ago
Thanks!
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
I Love it! I Love it! I Love it! Every second of it! lol Uh, my apologies to Molly Shannon.
HarmIessPerv 4 years ago
Scientology is weird. But Christians believe in only reasonable things. Like invisible angels and demons. And that God once killed everyone in the entire world. Even all the babies! All drowned! Yikes! Only one family survived. Then He sent a ghost (yep, a ghost) to impregnate a virgin lady. Why? So she could deliver a man-god called Jesus. Why? So Jesus could be killed! Why? So Christians, but ONLY Christians, could live forever and ever! LOL! Absolute insanity!
PleasePonderThis 4 years ago 3
No matter how odd somethings in Christianity sound, you're supposed to believe it okay. I mean come on, it's in the Bible and that is our way.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
lol man im favoriting and subscribing
chaunceyrodriguez 4 years ago
Thank you. Much appreciated.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
thiiss wass really funny....buttt r u really part of the kkk or r u juss beiing funny l0l
cause iim confused
kiisseezxo21 4 years ago
Thanks for the compliments. I do have to say I be representin' da KKK.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
Christian Fundie Freaks are just as bad as Tom Cruise.
Bonhomie88 4 years ago
But we know the true way so we're right.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
ROfl
shadoweyes666 4 years ago
Love it
GRUBTHOR 4 years ago
Blasphemy
MrTomCruise 4 years ago
brilliant
CultofScientology 4 years ago 4
brilliant
oldhacks 4 years ago 2
lmfao nice :P
7ickM3 4 years ago 2
funny stuff!
bubonicnate 4 years ago
O_o since when was Christianity = KKK?
charginmahlob 4 years ago
That is what we were founded on. Christian beliefs.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
KKK were a group of christians
Omonyte 4 years ago 2
Final Cut Pro, Color, and Motion. Yes, the KKK have Mac users.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago
Yeesh, the KKK uses Macs? They really ARE evil!
Frankosisco 4 years ago 2
Ya, but we tend to stay away from their darker colored products such as the black macbooks.
CyberLlght22 4 years ago