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  • Lol never forget the abc always bring condoms

  • These are awesome

  • i have a penis

  • @EutecHydra thats good >_>

  • @EutecHydra ok....

  • Psssssh even if she's on the rag it don't matter wrap it and tap it don't be a Pussy

  • @commander990 Umm, that's fucking disgusting.

  • Kg

  • the narratior is a virgin? how many virginitys does he have?

  • same thing happened to me, no condoms i just raw dogged it

  • @fuckcensorship1034 You're an irresponsible idiot.

  • @UnknownXV eaeee your a troll.

  • @fuckcensorship1034 No. Having unprotected sex when you can't handle the potential consequence (STD and // or pregnancy) is utterly moronic.

  • @UnknownXV Um if you have your first time do you haft to wear a condom I mean I will but what are the chances of getting a STD on your first time but what are the chances of having a unplained pregnancy just asking?

  • @modjrisawesome The chances are the same the first, second third, etc.. time. Just wear protection. Sex is awesome, but be smart about it. Trust me, if you get a disease or an unwanted baby from it, it'll ruin your life. Not to mention how it will affect the kid born to parents that can't take care of him.

    Please.. just use protection. It's not hard.

  • @UnknownXV Question if I have a baby well I get rid of it FALSE 2 FACT pounding some meat curtens is awesome I never did it persay my cousen name is mose yum beets

  • couldnt of made this shit up. its too realistic

  • @c1rcu1tn3rd Yeah, realistic for a beta fuck.

  • there is an "ask" ad and it says

    "how do you sober up fast?"

  • Very day life : )

  • See... Things like this wouldn't happen if you were gay.

  • @sj516798 dafuq? even in anal sex you need to protect yourself dumbass

  • fuck condoms, ill just pull out... way easier when ur drunk.

  • @redneckengland great idea mate then you never have to worry about getting a girl pregnant, and I hear its really easy to get rid of HIV, Chlamydia, genital warts, herpes etc nowadays. You are 1 smart fella!

  • sooooo funny and cool!!!!

    

  • ....t- tails?

  • lol poor dude good thing for the grl

  • the 5% of people who dont like this are virgins... :P suckers

  • @touchsmart0 and yet your the one who worked out its 5%?

  • @TheRcamry all you do is divide 940 by 17,988... its literaly took five second...

  • @touchsmart0 and then multiply by 100%. tchk gahhd. lolz jk. but srsly... you have to multiply by 100% or its just a decimal... and I already know what ppl are gana call me... VIRGIN... Jokes on you guys though... my gf is a nerd who want to be a math teacher. HA!

  • @idevidedbyzero indeed you do have to multiply it by 100%... and i did :P

    lol jokes on them, my gfs a gamer to XD she plays cod all the time

  • the same idiot talks in all this videos...!!!

  • remember me having such problem .but i was lucky ... my friend had one :DD

  • Lol why TROJAN MAN !!!???

  • so.... is he still a virgin?

  • @VILLEKHK ummm .... nope

  • @AnGrYGrEeKGuY ok lol

  • Dont forget the lube.  :)

  • you have an annoying voice

  • This is why I always keep an emergency supply hidden in my wallet. Gotta be prepared for the spontaneous.

  • nothing wrong with having sex when a girls on her period, just saying.

  • This was recommended to me by Youtube... What are you trying to tell me!?

  • @ZDeztroyerz that you should always have a condom dumbass -.-

  • @TheSlasher6 daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn uuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

    lol

  • @ZDeztroyerz Have sex with the lights on.

  • @GreatAlbanianEagle i learned something today thank you

  • @ZDeztroyerz That you watch to much collegehumor.

  • @ZDeztroyerz brother your time has come....

  • @ZDeztroyerz That you don't need a girlfriend

  • OMG!!!!!!!!! Poor guy!!!!!! XD

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  • Cool story bro.

  • Why don't she swallow?

  • @eddo1983 pre cum dewd, pre cum gets dem bitches pregnant too

  • @xXRedrogOXx Thats a myth....You have to shoot your load to get her pregnant

  • @eddo1983 Nope, it's true.

  • @eddo1983 Haha you serious? It's true man

  • @LostMySauce It may be true then...I consider those guys to be losers since they don't know whether they are cumming or going.

  • @eddo1983 Hahaha yeah for all I know I may have a couple little me's crawling around somewhere. It's a scary thought

  • @BluPantaloni Everything but inserting his penis into her vagina....LOL

  • at 0:12 there is no lamp or condoms O.o

  • 5001 COMMENT MADE

  • I feel so sorry for the guy...

  • I want to like the top comment but I dont want to ruin the 69 likes

  • Forgetting the condom, now that's embarrassing.

  • Omg I don't get the deal with men and wanting to get laid. Srsly.

    Can't they just sleep in the same bed with a girl without having a craving for sex???

  • @konohamarutard Nope

  • tin foil would ..... owwwww every man cringed when he saw that

  • virgins always have condoms

  • Anal , oral , they all work.

  • @Wolfe5381 Yeah but it makes some girls nervous because she has no control over something that might get her pregnant. If you mess up, she's fucked (no pun intended)

  • @nicolas20x well i guess i have a gift. because i do it all the time and i dont have a legion of daughters yet, all though it would be so cool to have a army but also so bad.... it all cums with experience (spelling pun intended)

  • just saying, i have sex all the time and i dont use a condom, you guys should be able to know when to pull out cause i do it all the time and i havent fucked up yet.

  • @Wolfe5381 Just out of curiosity, if you put it out at the last moment, won't your semen spread all over the bed

  • @Connectification1993 yes, once it got on my ex's dress, and it is possible to have sex when your girl has a dress on, it can also go all over their belly too not just on the bed (or floor) your choice i dont make the rules

  • @Wolfe5381 Did they usually get pissed at you for doing that?

  • @Connectification1993 truth be told YES VERY PISSED she slapped me for doing it so dont do it unless she tells you to or feel the wrath of a bitch slap!!

  • @Wolfe5381 :D Well, Desperate moment call for desperate measure. What did she want you to do? Get her pregnant or something???

  • @Connectification1993 you CAN cum shallow just have to hope they arnt good swimmers thats all eather way i still havent knocked up a chick

  • @Wolfe5381 Well, she was a total bitch! lolz, really, u should know when the time comes (spoken from a girls mouth) Me and my boyfriend do it like that all the time and I'm still not fucked up. And about the 'cum everywhere' u should be able to control that too, keep a shirt, tissue or some cloth u can spread your seed on it. No mess and no bitchy girl ;) And if u're that type of guy who can't control it, keep a towel under ur girl, and grabbed it and point there and keep it steady ;)

  • @GigglyGily thanks good to know i got an girl backing me up :D and i do have control dont worry about that haha, i have some tricks up my sleeve for sex so its always worth it. good to know fellow youtubers can agree with things even women :)

  • @Wolfe5381 hehehe good to know ;)

  • @Wolfe5381 I LOL'd xD That's why I voted up

  • 0:12 THE CONDOMS AREN'T THERE.

  • OMG NEITHER ONE OF THEM HAS 1 IN THEIR POCKETS ..i never leave the houst without a condom

  • lol they shouldve ran and took the condoms atleast.

  • A true sailor sails the red seas too ˆˆ

  • @DJGahann Wh-- 'WHAT?!

    ARE YOU-- fuck. Y'all trippin'.

  • you still a virgin

  • shameless product placement in all of these condom things, how much is trojan paying them?

  • oh ya i have 2 girlfriends and we do it every night without condoms, there names are Left and Right ..... forever alone :(

  • @TheWhiteOp I dunno what's worst, knowing that you masturbate every night... the importance of knowing how to spell 'there' and 'they're'...or u just posting that you're a virgin on YT... -_-

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  • Moral of the story always keep a condom on the wallet,and always keep your wallet on your pants

  • @CroSSGuardXX i feel incomplete if somethings missing D:

  • @CroSSGuardXX and allways wear your pants

  • @CroSSGuardXX if you want a kid that is, for that the condom will burst in your pocket/wallet. all and all its a bad idea to carry condoms in your wallet or pocket

  • @CroSSGuardXX *in, *in

  • @CroSSGuardXX Condoms dry out in your wallet, though.

  • @CroSSGuardXX condoms in your wallet = bad idea, they get warm with body heat so they dry out which increases the chances of it breaking during le sexy time

  • @CroSSGuardXX putting a condom in your wallet will destroy it

  • @13235675511 never happened to me,i always keep condoms in my wallet even tough i never used them they always look okay (17 BTW my age is a lie)

  • @CroSSGuardXX Always keep your pants on you...but how does that help with the sex? If my pants are not on me, I don't have my wallet, and if I don't have my wallet I don't have my condom.

    FUCK!

  • condoms in wallets dry and lose effectiveness

  • nice nips

  • LOL AWkward

  • wow, you straight guys are so weird. 

  • My friends says the fire and Ice ones burns...

  • um he a virgen thn bcuz if any thing it feels cold

  • Fail. Hilarious.

  • @RandomChannelCheese if your a girl u shouldn't be carrying around condoms for MEN! Tell them to bring their own!

  • TAILS!!!

  • I have had almost the exact same story... except the girl wasn't my girlfriend at all but one of my friend's cousin... yeah i know.

  • @rapandthekillers yeh nice you realise you typed that aloud right

  • this was weird... ( awkward silence ) : )

  • Fukit I wuda had sex anyway

  • 927 people couldn't find the condoms.

  • @WhiteJarrah 928...

  • hey u stupid mother f cant u see freakin kids r watchin you hobo go get a room and a life !!!!

  • @SuperButterflies12 dude why are stopping a kid to know the truth cause thats will happen to them to so let him get excited about it when he grows up and F**KS his first girl friend that happened to me and i am lovin it

  • @SuperButterflies12 You're a fucking idiot

  • Isn't this the same voice of Tails from Sonic for Hire?

  • The 'what the hell' had me laughing hysterically!!

  • hahahaha

  • Why was she in Those Guy's Bedrooms with Her Purse?

  • My story .......

  • My favorite part is at 0:24, when he says "...I WAS..."

  • @ 2:01 to skip ad

  • i was once on a school trip and i found a condom already used on the ground i showed my friends and it was really funny but we didnt touch it thank god

  • @MinecraftiaFTW101 Haha What Somebody Probably Did Was Get A Condom, Put Lotion On IT, && Put It On The Ground.

    I Did That At School Once. Lmfao Boy Were Those Niggahs Shocked.

  • Ohh my god! this is so true haha!

  • Attention advertisers! You too can reach this fine demographic!!

  • bahahah yo just made my day!

  • god damn that really fucking sucks.

  • @MrJackira Umm maybe? If you're popular with girls

  • @TheRobAndOnly1 Then clearly you're a virgin. No girl in this era(not counting old,stupd,mentally ill ones) wants to do without one as long as they still have a future

  • At 0:11 theres no condoms on the table... or a lamp

  • I have 275 'likes', yet I'm not on the top comments anymore???

  • 0:14 ,yep that's totally me in the morning..............everymorn­ing

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE SPONSORED SHIT!!!

  • As a former virgin, I had condoms on me at all times. I mean, I even had 3 or 4 in my backpack when I went to school, and after a couple years, one was finally used! Since then, I still have them, and I keep a few with me at all times (since I travel on the road as a bassist, I keep a couple in the bass case). Condoms, both to prevent pregnancy and STD's, NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT ONE!!! (or three)

  • all virgins have condoms. like ALL THE TIME!!! i had condoms all the time when i was a virgin but the second i lost my v-card they seem to either trickle from existence or i just end up selling them

  • lol i got like 30 condoms and never use them, they were free as well. bare back goes best for me and my gf =p

  • @uky0chan Nobody fucking cares you dick head...

  • And you my friend have been another contestant on "Never Gettin' Laid."

  • ad come on "ok w/e it keeps youtube free"

    skip button pops up at bottom "alright only 5 more seconds"

    add buffers at 0:00 till skip "FUUUUUUUUUU"

  • ...that....sucks....ASS.... i feel for ya man

  • Anyone else wonder why her purse was in one of the guy's rooms?

  • @MrBlackiechan96 anyone else wondering why he switches the light ON when they finished?^^ Usually its the other way around...just saying

  • I have the app everyones talking about "app trailers" and for the truth there's no "promo codes" but one video is about 10 points and for 15,000 point you can get a iTunes 15$ gift card so if you get it please use fabor987

  • @RandomChannelCheese im a virgin and i dont carry a condom around 24/7 365

  • Lol epic fail!

  • who the fuck dances like that?

  • wow what a funny ending

  • I had to watch this to remind myself why I once found this series entertaining

  • @unorthodoxJ dude i know what you mean the new stuff is so overused and repetitive and short and poorly animated and... well the old stuff is way better

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  • this is ************* 

  • this is sooo sponsored

  • DATING: Its complicated VERY complicated

  • everything but!!!

  • If you were abstinent you wouldn't have this problem!

  • Goddammit i hate being 13 I need a Gf just till im 16 then Happiness for Life!!!!!