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  • this battle was pretty even

  • and you dont want me pussy.

    they push your face in the dough to make monster cookies. HAHAAHAHA!

  • 1:20 YEAH....

  • parable was absolutely fantastic in this battle.

  • 5:30

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHA­HAH

  • I hate when dudes spoil the best lines in battles with their shitty top comments

  • mad illz is gay as fuck 4 wut he said at 5:17

  • mad props to mad illz and parable for matching thesaurus and illmac, but in the end they can't step to them

  • these 4 guys are the best there all equal

  • mad illz and parable are actually one of the fewest who can stand up to thesaurus/iilmac

  • Parable's line at 3:29 was killer!

  • 3:48 Noggin chop

  • yea the saurus is the best

  • THE SAURUS IS A FAKIN LEGEND DIDNT CHOKE ONCE

  • Ok the leprosy line was amazing but Parable and Madd Illz brought it the entire time So in my opinion the win goes to them

  • Parables comes with fire he is madd underrated

  • Sick ass battle... Legendary

  • Damn the battle dont have a winner they all were sick

  • justin timberlake's ... upper half.

  • Whats that video that Thesaurus was where he's making fun of that surfer bro at the very end??

  • parable has funny delivery sounding like a angry kermit the frog, but he's pretty clever with his rhymes.

  • thesaurus and illmaculate won for suuure

    props to parable and madillz tho

  • mad illz and parable won in my point of view

  • that was fucking sick man hahahhaha

  • lets get it to 100k views!!

  • no question on this one. Illmac's Jack o Lantern rebuttal and the Tekken 3 line alone would have done it.

    Parable came with it though. Seems like Mad Illz got a little overwhelmed, especially by the 3rd.

  • 3:19 Team stragetizing hahaha

  • illmaculate and thesaurus won this battle.

  • awesome battle. i love battles i dont have to skip versus cause they're terrible. all 4 came hard.

  • Great Battle

  • keep click 5:00 thesaurus sounds like some sort of weird monkey..

  • dude, i miss the old Thesaurus/ Mac battles. classsic shit

  • mad illz dropped the ball in this one....

  • Parable needs to be in Grind Time

  • @OneWhoCallsTheShots he's spose to be battlin ness lee, if not parable then mad illz.

  • eddie gordo!

  • mad illz was not even trying

  • why haven't they put madd illz against thesaurus in scribble yet

  • @popp1nbottlez because scribble went bankrupt years ago

  • @popp1nbottlez obvious reasons hahaha

  • haha he feels sorry for your timbs cause they have to support your weight!

  • 1st: madd illz/parable

    2nd: Illmaculate/thesaurus

    3rd: Illmaculate/thesaurus

  • ilmmac & thesaurus, good tho

  • I honestly believe the tekken 3 line is what gave birth to so many wack illmac/saurus clones

  • i agree the saurus and illmac had that one it was a good battle tho!

  • Did ill and saurus only battle sage and don p once then??

  • Cant beat these fresh coast mafuckas. I hope parable realizes how much that Mad Illz guy is holdin him back. Everytime Parable would spit hot then Illz fucks it up

  • the indian gave up too fast, they were one of saurus/imm best competitors

  • lol anyone saying that was close is retarded. illmac and the saurus took em apart so ridiculously, that third round they'd straight given up

  • @DonFuego1 I would say that parable didnt give up yet, but madd illz obviously did.

  • Illmac The Saurus!!!!!!

  • Hey, let's all pick a rap channel to do online battles off of!(lames) The Saurus and Illmac completely wrecked shop.

  • ILLMAX Eddie G line= WOW

  • just broke you in two like straphoam :)

  • allow me to be the first to tell you.....that you suck ass....

  • and who do you think won in 07 and 09 ill mac buddy and who still holds the championship illmac

  • yea so illmac and the saurus BOOM for the win

  • "here's the recipe, look who stepped to me, it's eddie g, from tekken 3, with leprosy or some sort of flesh disease"

    LOLZ

  • It's cool how Illmac twists his hat around when he raps. It's like how Jordan stuck out his tongue when he dunked.

  • ill motha fucking maculate !

  • HAHAHAHA 4:51 he blanks then goes STRAIGHT to plan B filler!

  • this battle wasnt as close as the first one

  • Thursarus is the best one in this battle. If it was Hom and Thursarus teaming up there wouldn't be a chance for other rappers.

  • @poet2great you must have watched the wrong battle

  • @poet2great Did you seriously misspell THE Saurus's name when it's spelled in the video title...?

  • The Saurus won Scribble in 06 and 08.

  • mac saurus

  • are you joking, illmaculate alone would kill eydea in a battle, writtens or free's

  • First of all its obvious that you know nothing about rap. So first take your dick that you have inserted out of Rhymesayers entertainment. How are you gonna tell me that this is wack "it aint a Issue, The way i rip dudes, i'll hit you, bring you down from 6'2, and i feel bad what your tim boots, have been through." Just a snippet of illmaculate's freestyle. I put commas so your dumb ass could recognize what a multi is. That could be dope as a written. So first go learn a little bout rap first!

  • Second of all, if you knew as much as you seem to think you do about eyedea then you would know that he won scribble jam back in 1999 When there was less competition. Illmaculate won in 2004 and thesaurus won 2008. So i bet if you asked eyedea himself he would have mad respect for both these cats. So keep your un informed thoughts in you ass

    skadubstylee

  • Anyone else think madd illz looks like chris arreola the boxer?

  • 4:11 through 4;20 was niceeeeeeeee

  • puch ur face on the dough to make monster cookies

  • i canoot believe that epic line saurus had

    ".. tracy chapman had a baby that was anglo saxon"

  • this battle is always ill as fuck to watch haha. great on both sides. id like to call them both winners but id give it to saurus and illmac definitely. parable is crazy though, mad illz is decent

  • yah man both the times they battle there just laughing at eachothers jokes insted of that bad poormanship

  • you got your teeth bustin currently that shit is an e-fucking-murgeny to fuck braces to fix that shit you neeed recontructive surgury

  • parable needs a new partner/voice

  • illmac outshined the saurus by far in this battle. so smooth

  • yo u wanna c the best of the saURUS check out thesaurus vs. madness

    great battle

  • illmac said that "roof top that both of these bitches will get buried on"  was off the top......but it wasnt.....IceCube said that before

  • oh word? Say illmac has never heard of Ice Cube? What then?

  • "look who stepped to me, its eddie g from tekken 3, with leprosy or some sort of flesh disease"

    that line ended it all

  • "Florida, all thats there is tornadoes and old people" 4:09 HahAHA illmac had so much swag there.

  • The Saurus and Illmaculate of course

  • i think parable would be much better if he had a normal voice

  • ha ha fucking made me laugh

  • "that means we're more than great/ he feels bad for your tims cuz they have to support your weight"

    LMAO

  • around 2 ill and saurus is fucking REDICULOUS!!

  • One of Illmac's best performances. He blacked the fuck out in this battle.

  • BOLLSHIT SPITTERS HAHA

  • Illmaculate/The Saurus won this battle !

    they rimes,and comdey punch lines,and made it look easy!!!!Madd Illz/Parable

    they did they thig with skillz,and comdey,

    but they had to work hard to come back!!!!

    and,Illmaculate/The Saurus was just funnyer!!!!!!all good shit ... keep hiphop undah!!!!!!!!!....

  • jesus christ....ha ha

  • monster cookie line lol

  • Ooooooh that Eddy Gordo refrence was Ill!

  • Besides Ilmaculate's Eddie G line, TheSaurus had to carry him. And Mad Illz really dragged Parable down. I think a one on one of Parable and TheSaurus would be epic.

  • illmac had some disgusting flips

  • fuck that illmac ripped every line he spit...thats true about illz bringing parable down but this one wasnt really close illmac & the saurus burried em.

  • are u crazy. ill mac came hella hard second round. mad illz sucke though.

  • you think illmac had to be carried? i think in freestyles he is one of the best shoula got MVR in 07 wrc imo

  • I'm not bashing him as an emcee. He's dope. I just think THIS battle, TheSaurus backpacked him.

  • still disagree..he had some of the sickest flips and rebuttals PLUS he was the 2nd best emcee in the battle, which aint bad lo

  • judging by all the thumbs down i got from that comment, it looks like you're not the only one who disagrees, lol. *shrug* to each his own. cheers for not turning into a TubeTard and just blowing up and calling my mom a whore or anything.

  • hahaha no problem .. to each is own thats what these comments are SUPPOSED to be for, easyyy kid

  • THAT SHIT WAS FIRE, I  MEAN WOW,

  • eddie G...Tekken 3 ...Lepracy....And a Flesh Disease.....WOW

  • agreed.

  • madd illz = AALLL filler

  • Except a couple of bars. (:

  • dude why is it Illmaculate/The Saurus have never battled anyone thats worth a shit lol, ive watched everyone of their videos now on youtube and everyone they go against is shitty. Not sayin they arent funny as fuck just sayin its no contest.

  • what are you talking about? They happen to just murder everyone dude. They are world rap champions and consecutively for the last few years.

    I don't know what you've been watching but they have neer lost.

  • they lost to quest and marv 1 time

  • When? one round not a battle.

  • illmac and the saurus vs quest and marv battle 1

  • Yeah battle 1 out of 3. Not the entire battle. They won the battle in 3.

  • r u serius.they killed the comp but tdey had 2 earn it, it wasnt lyk dey had nothin 2 feed off of illz/parable hom/piff held their own wit d's two...not sayin dey deserve a win but dey were creative n if u havent seen wrc07 check out da playoffs 1 last 1 da brits battle is way closer than everyone thinks dats like 4 out of the 7 teams that had potential of winnin dat year wrc07 is even more closer theirs about 12 to 14 teams that couldve won the whole thing n dats comin frm an illmac/saurus fan

  • the wrc 07 was bullshit...the saurus wasn't up to snuff and illmaculate was borderline shitty...they had their moments but certainly didnt amaze

  • The finals in WRC7 was really wack. Both TheSaurus/Illmac and Jaze/Wapps rhymed way weaker than they did during the season and quater/semi finals. Jaze/Wapps lost semi finals, poor Brits.

  • "look what fuccin stepped to me its eddy g frm tekken three with lepresy or some sorta flesh disease" fresh as multi frm illmac knt get really than tht

    squad up houston screwston tx 74gd folks up SWAT 4 LYF

  • MAAAAAAAN after the second round....Mad Illz lost his momentum...he knew that they had it.

  • this battle is why parable and illz should battle in gt

    parable should start killing the florida scene

    obviously illz probably wont as one of the dukes in charge, but all these dudes killed this battle,

    thesaurus and illmac in their prime imo

  • The Saurus " You're like a manikin please thats why I damage your frees (freeze)" Wow witty as fuck

  • what? what did a Mannequin(the man-sized plastic,faceless, bodies in stores to display outfits) have to do with (freeze)?

    None had relevance what so ever to each other...the multi syllable rhyming was nice but other than that it was nothing more than"...You're like a mannequin please, that's why I damage your frees'(as in FREESTYLES)"

    not really witty,just skillfull.

  • what does a manikins do?? they stay frozen in the same position their for they freeze....get it

  • iiiidiot

  • Damnn the jack o' lantern Lmao

  • eddy g from tekken 3 with leprosy or some kinda flesh disease

    its over

  • u know that

  • your so ugly Rice crispy's wouldnt even talk to you!

    fuck!

    come on people thats a creative line.

  • I'm sorry, maybe it's just me, but when did Rice Crispy's talk to people?...on the commercial or in real life?....all you did was hear the SOUND, "snap crackle pop", they never made it seem like the rice crispy's was TALKING to the kid's on the commercial, which is why I wasn't really feeling that line..

    It seems like Mad Illz is to bent on making corny jokes that you find on the internet.

    "They push your face in dough to make monster cookies"

    I swear I heard that on a "yo mama so ugly" site

  • they used to say it's the cerial that talks that lead to the whole snap crackle pop situation. Illz is alright I think Parable's better actually even though people sleep on him, but that krispies line was hillarious

  • Oh yea I remember that...it was still pretty weak though....

    You can tell that Mad Illz be getting his punchlines off the internet on the "You so ugly..." "you so fat...." "you so poor...." jokes column...

    I heard that, "They put your face in dough to make monster cookies" ish on this 6th grade website that had nothing but yo mama jokes...

    Mad Illz can't compare, them punches and jokes was weak AND fillers.....

  • Checking out a grade 6 website? What are you a pedophile?

  • Actually we were registering my lil sister into school since we just came out to texas, and they had some little funny add for the kids to enjoy....She wanted to see it and we saw that the jokes was trash.

    So anymore questions? Or are you done ATTEMPTING to make me look like I'm a sick ass grown man?

  • No, that will suffice. How's life in Texas anyway?

  • exactly how old are u...cuz these dudes are nearing their 30s and bacc in their days of youth rice crispies we suppose to make kids think theyre talking....maybe in the late 90s when they rarely showed rice crispies commercials is probably why the joke didnt appeal to you...but that was rice crispies old sales pitch...either way it wasnt strong enuff of a bar to overtake the dynamic duo...

  • honestly...I really don't care for the whole explanation that you just gave..

    All I'm saying is that it was a weak punchline in my opinion.(the monster cookies ish)

    and the rice crispies didn't appeal to me AT ALL.

    I've tried to read what you said but then again I could care less...with all due respect.

    I just feel that your saying ish that I Already know.

    So to anyone who wants to comment on my ish again.

    It was a weak line 2 ME, point blank. IDC.

    foeoh8ridah.thanks for your efforts anyway

  • haha a fucking gay muffin

  • Damn Parable did some damage but Mad Illz didn't quite come with it. TheSaurus and Illmaculate just have crazy teamwork to easily beat, damn.

  • i mean that can't easily be beat

  • Basically how Illmac and Saurus function is the better their opponents, the better they perform. Watch their battles against poor opponents and they're far less impressive than against better teams like this one (madd illz/parable).

  • Yeah like the first battle against Hom and Piff (That was Illmac and Saurus' best performance other than that killer first round vs. Zest and Reain, they know not to waste good lines against weak opponents.) I like TheSaurus' 2005-2006 style way more than the one he seemed to pick up in 2007. He's too multi heavy now he used to be invincible with frees. I can't stand how over hyped multi syllable jokes are now, no one even attempts to flow because many crowds don't care about anything but multis

  • Agreed! That battle against hom and piff was amazing, first round for saurus was basically pure flips. And agreed about multis too, they're waaay too forced sounding now.

  • at 4:15 illmac is absolutely killin' in

  • "don't be saying you're hard, stick to playing your cards/ i can't tell whether your face is a crater from mars or a constellation of stars"

    Their verses were slept on bad, especially that long.

  • lol sick battle. both teams are sick but thesaurus and illmac killed that shit. that was one of the best battles ive heard from them

  • i believe Parable invented the pathway for all the future Thesaurus & illmaculate jokes.

    2006-2009

  • lol true

  • we invented rap you douchebag not to mention saved ur british bitch ass from the germans who would have continued ass raping u if we hadnt stepped in you ungrateful fuck. plus we invented the computer so go invent your own technology if your gonna use it to bash the country that created it. fucking loser

  • well "we" invented TV, telephones, light bulbs, and haggis. beat that!

  • that tekken line about eddie g and flesh disease was sick

  • mad illz and parable were so busy listening to the verse they didnt know who was spitting first. that wasnt supposed to be a rhyme, i've just been listening to too many battles. lol.

  • 24 bars is sickk his other songs on his myspace aren't bad

  • you dont want to DL saurus' songs

  • does the saurus make songs? where could i possibly DL it?

  • its funny how like every punchline they have to explain it. because the people around them are to stupid to understand them

  • they push your face in the dough to make monster cookies. lmao this battle is fucking funny

  • search " entropy minute of murder "

  • illmac is a beast!!!

  • At best your style is boarderline and i'm a custom agent... Jeeze

    That killed it right ther !!

  • "...look like Eddie G from Tekken 3 with leprosy, or some kinna flesh disease"

    MURDERED

  • roflrofl eddie gordo ya hes was wkd lol and tekken 3 was well good

  • "and when you smile....it looks like your teeth started wrestelin"

    illmac and saurus merked em

  • parable said that

  • that bar you quoted was from Parable. That line was funny as hell.

    Yeah illmac and Saurus took this one no doubt, but Parable still came with it.

  • yea i know i was just giving props to the line

  • ok faggot why don't you go ahead and keep commenting on battle rap vids every week for over 2 years....queerbait nerd