@tedm82 "Only the mentaly retarded left would. THAT IS SAD!"
Well, you have just described the entirety of the progressive left. Although, I would personally use a different term, I don't want to insult the mentally handicapped people who I know, most of them are smart enough to think for themselves in spite of their handicaps. Perhaps "intellectually deprived" or "free will impaired" would work.
Hey, great vid. One slight problem, though. Ms. Miller said that "NBC was going to remake The Munsters", however the graphic for the show displays the CBS logo. Just sauin'.
"ACORN registers dead people" where? Is this ACORN staff at one location submitted fraudulent voter registration forms to swindle ACORN, among them a single Indiana man who had recently died? Do you want the truth?
While it is bad that ACORN has registered fake voters, "federal courts found only 24 voters guilty of fraud from 2002 to 2005, out of hundreds of millions of votes cast." So chillax.
The content is funny but honestly have to say Jodi is not presenting herself well as a newscaster, sitting to one side, accentuating points with her hands. wriggling in the chair. Getting annoying. Jodi is dam beautiful but a way to go as an actual newscaster.
Ummm...ok...was this suppose to be funny? Cause um....ya...not so much. Bad jokes...same reused fake laugh wave/mp3...etc.
But as far as what she said....Obama doesn't need to worry about trying to bash Romney's record....its bad enough all by itself. Besides...he wont be facing Romney...or Perry....he'll be facing Ron :-)
And just so nobody tries to say it....i hate Obama with a passion.....
Sorry but he won't be facing Ron Paul. His policies are very dangerous to the profits of the people who have the most powerful lobbyists in the government and own the mainstream media networks and they have a system in place to prevent people like him from ever getting elected. As long as he gets little to no campaign funding and little to no exposure in the media, he doesn't stand a chance.
We don't have a democracy, we have a plutocracy, a government run by the rich.
Well he has great fundraising...hes been one of the highest when it comes to fundraising.....and media...well they shunned him after the ames straw poll...and they got nailed by tons of emails...so much so they had to bring it up repeatedly on the news...and since then they have been giving him more time...but still wont say hes a top contender....
That's kind of ridiculousess. You mean he kept gitmo open, continued the wars, extended the patriot act and the bush tax cuts, just hide his true agenda?
@17R3W The economy is in shambles. More people are on food stamps than ever in history. Nearly half, if not more than half, of Americans don't pay taxes and live off the taxes of others, all the while complaining that those others "don't pay their fair share". That was Obama's agenda: To get just that and he's succeeded wildly.
@jtkirkfan2002 Foodstamps - the biggest growth of people on food stamps happened under Bush. Obama is sham, for not fixing that, but the amount of people on food stamp has grown at the normal rate since Obama took office.
The 47% of American's that don't pay taxes, doesn't take into account payroll tax, EI, social security, sales tax, etc, etc.
Obama is a republican, and for that reason, the economy is in shambles.
@17R3W Obama got what he wanted. He set out to wreck the private sector. The Dept of Agriculture advertised on the radio for people to take out food stamps when Bush was in office (4.7% unemployment) because they were afraid that they wouldn't spend their budget. No problem with that now (9.1% unemployment)
@17R3W Why hasn't Obama "created or saved" 4 million jobs? Why is unemployment under him the highest it's been in decades? Why haven't he and his cohorts, who pretend to be champions of the poor, found ways to get people off food stamps and back to being self-sufficient? It's an easy answer. When people are self-sufficient, they don't need the socialists to take care of them anymore.
@17R3W PS. And don't bother with any of the usual, "Those mean Republicans wouldn't let him..." nonsense. He had a blank check for two years and the only thing he got through was the Obamanation of Obamacare. He's been such a failure that his buddies in Hollywood have to make an October surprise movie about gettin Bin Laden, which it is suspected that he gave up classified information, to remind Americans of the single thing he got right. cont'
@17R3W Sorry I wasn't clear. Obama is a failure in the eyes of most Americans because he didn't fix the economy, make the sea levels fall, make all other countries love us, etc, etc. However he succeeded in what he set out to do in that he's damaged the private sector and made more and more Americans multi-generationally dependent on government. He's divided us in ways that we never thought possible.
@17R3W But Obama has succeeded with the economy. He wanted the results he's gotten. He wants thousands out of work and lined up on the receiving end from "Uncle Sugar" (btw, for all of you easily offended, that statement, like "Kool-Aid drinkers", has no racist content. It's what we used to say "US" stood for in the army.) His "success" is why Rush stated, "I hope he fails."
I should have put "some conservatives" because JTKirKFan2002 is being respectful and and backing up his statements with facts, it's just FoxMort who's a troll.
I can attest, that there are many many Liberal trolls as well. Trying making any anti-Obama statement, (and even if you are to the left of Obama) they call you a "GOP Clown".
@BlameTheFirst Paul has some good ideas, but is too prone to head off into the extremist right giggle weeds. I've had enough of the extremist giggles weeds from the Democrats to last me the rest of my life. I'd support a flat tax or fair tax in a second and getting rid of a majority of useless government agencies like the Dept's of Energy, Education and the EPA. However I can't back his desire for isolationism.
Chris Mathews will blow Obama if he ever gets the chance !!!!!!! " OH I Just Get A Shiver Up My Leg !!!!!! " Ernie is straight . Bert is Bisexual and Ms. Piggy bends Chris Mathews over and does the nasty on him every friday out behind Joes Fried Squid Shack all dressed in shiny black leather.Chris likes it.
@loveclevelandohio1 sounded like Peripheral artery disease to me, Chris should watch the commercials those "evil" drug companies pay his network to run in between slander's of the Republicans', Oil companies, tea party members, & the drug companies themselves. tingling in the of legs is a symptom of peripheral artery disease. he could be in danger of having a stroke. then again maybe he has been having a stroke, that would explain some of the crazy things he is known for saying.
What is wrong with people when they have to announce the Bert & Ernie aren't gay? Two best friends can't be room mates? A male can't have a close friendship with another male without it being romantic? Or is the gay movement that desperate to influence our kids?
@jtkirkfan2002 I'm guessing you missed all the controversy over B & E a couple of weeks ago. Gay rights folks were wanting to spin that they were Gay to teach kids about same sex couples.
@roldolfo03 This subject has been popping up for years. I thing it really got going from an extremist religious group who accused them of being gay. I heard Dana Leosch talking earlier this week about some gay activist wanting them to get married.l A lot of people always thought they were brothers. I just assumed that they were best friends like all kids who are age-appropriate for the show would have.
RON PAUL 2012!!! God you people are idiots. Bachmann, perry, palin, romney, they all the same damn thing. No one is consistent and follows the constitution anymore... Except RON PAUL! RON PAUL 2012 or NOTHING!
@bodybuilder444444, unfortunately, their fiscal policies are too similar, but when it comes to judges, Obama appoints really bad ones for the future of the country. When we have judges who believe in a "living" Constitution, then it's like not having a Constitution.
@bodybuilder444444 Paul will attempt to pull the country as far right into the giggle weeds as Obama attempted to pull it to the left. He's got some good ideas, but some of what he says is just crazy. ANY Republican will do a better job than Obama. Getting rid of him has to be the top priority.
@bodybuilder444444 Then nothing. Thank you for your reasonable approach. Making it about a personal cult instead of the issues might make a Paulista. You play high stakes poker with scorched earth politics and want others to compromise? Ridiculous.
Jimmy Carter was a good man. He had a good heart.
NoCigar1991 3 months ago
@1:08 Hillarious
AsphaltCowboyPacks 5 months ago
i was watching jodie's comic club act, and wondering if she is just acting "conservative" or if she is truly conservative?
CECCOCECIL 6 months ago
Thanks for the laughs but could you please make them longer I mean how hard is it to make fun of donkeys thanks jodi
vtx1300r5 6 months ago
fierybloop - "Sorry, guys, nice try and all, but this is Daily Show Lite - unfunny and sort of sad"
What is sad is the fact people like YOU think the Daily Show is serious political comment. Only the mentaly retarded left would. THAT IS SAD!
tedm82 6 months ago
@tedm82 "Only the mentaly retarded left would. THAT IS SAD!"
Well, you have just described the entirety of the progressive left. Although, I would personally use a different term, I don't want to insult the mentally handicapped people who I know, most of them are smart enough to think for themselves in spite of their handicaps. Perhaps "intellectually deprived" or "free will impaired" would work.
malagaent 6 months ago
They might be short in Illinois but ACORN still have the other 57 states...
tedm82 6 months ago
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Vote the warlord and lousy bookkeeper out of office !
RON PAUL 2012 !!!!
Quierotortilla 6 months ago
Hey, great vid. One slight problem, though. Ms. Miller said that "NBC was going to remake The Munsters", however the graphic for the show displays the CBS logo. Just sauin'.
gzusfreak 6 months ago
NOT BAD ". BUT I LIKE MR COOL AND HE WILL WIN SORRY "
stonethugmusic 6 months ago
Great vid. as always !
roynexus6 6 months ago
This just isn't funny.
zackjk 6 months ago
Sorry, guys, nice try and all, but this is Daily Show Lite - unfunny and sort of sad.
fierybloop 6 months ago
"ACORN registers dead people" where? Is this ACORN staff at one location submitted fraudulent voter registration forms to swindle ACORN, among them a single Indiana man who had recently died? Do you want the truth?
While it is bad that ACORN has registered fake voters, "federal courts found only 24 voters guilty of fraud from 2002 to 2005, out of hundreds of millions of votes cast." So chillax.
funkor 6 months ago
@funkor Do you really want to believe things that are virtually made up?
funkor 6 months ago
Please please please .. DO THESE SHOWS LIVE !!! That would be awesome !
jimtypes 6 months ago 3
I love it when Jodie does the eyebrow move, "I'm Jodie Miller...(eyebrows)...let's get started". I find that so hot.
stevenewyork 6 months ago
She is a comedian, not a newscaster.
barryg80 6 months ago
The content is funny but honestly have to say Jodi is not presenting herself well as a newscaster, sitting to one side, accentuating points with her hands. wriggling in the chair. Getting annoying. Jodi is dam beautiful but a way to go as an actual newscaster.
firejack007 6 months ago
To bad that chicks a terrible news caster
iamreeve88 6 months ago
Fewer dead people for Acorn to Register... CLASSIC
jimd072 6 months ago
Ummm - THAT WAS AWESOME ! ! !
dntpokdabear 6 months ago
Ummm...ok...was this suppose to be funny? Cause um....ya...not so much. Bad jokes...same reused fake laugh wave/mp3...etc.
But as far as what she said....Obama doesn't need to worry about trying to bash Romney's record....its bad enough all by itself. Besides...he wont be facing Romney...or Perry....he'll be facing Ron :-)
And just so nobody tries to say it....i hate Obama with a passion.....
Shadownian 6 months ago
@Shadownian
Sorry but he won't be facing Ron Paul. His policies are very dangerous to the profits of the people who have the most powerful lobbyists in the government and own the mainstream media networks and they have a system in place to prevent people like him from ever getting elected. As long as he gets little to no campaign funding and little to no exposure in the media, he doesn't stand a chance.
We don't have a democracy, we have a plutocracy, a government run by the rich.
yeebuddeh1 6 months ago
@yeebuddeh1
Well he has great fundraising...hes been one of the highest when it comes to fundraising.....and media...well they shunned him after the ames straw poll...and they got nailed by tons of emails...so much so they had to bring it up repeatedly on the news...and since then they have been giving him more time...but still wont say hes a top contender....
Shadownian 5 months ago
Lucy's & Carter's ghost rated this vid!
mrsparex 6 months ago
Am I the only one who wishes Obama was the second Carter?
His policies are Bush's third term, and his staff are all former Clintons.
17R3W 6 months ago
@17R3W Carter was a socialist fool and so is Obama. What he's borrowed from Bush he did so to hide his true agenda.
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
@jtkirkfan2002
That's kind of ridiculousess. You mean he kept gitmo open, continued the wars, extended the patriot act and the bush tax cuts, just hide his true agenda?
Is it opposite day?
17R3W 6 months ago
@17R3W The economy is in shambles. More people are on food stamps than ever in history. Nearly half, if not more than half, of Americans don't pay taxes and live off the taxes of others, all the while complaining that those others "don't pay their fair share". That was Obama's agenda: To get just that and he's succeeded wildly.
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
@jtkirkfan2002 Foodstamps - the biggest growth of people on food stamps happened under Bush. Obama is sham, for not fixing that, but the amount of people on food stamp has grown at the normal rate since Obama took office.
The 47% of American's that don't pay taxes, doesn't take into account payroll tax, EI, social security, sales tax, etc, etc.
Obama is a republican, and for that reason, the economy is in shambles.
17R3W 6 months ago
@17R3W Obama got what he wanted. He set out to wreck the private sector. The Dept of Agriculture advertised on the radio for people to take out food stamps when Bush was in office (4.7% unemployment) because they were afraid that they wouldn't spend their budget. No problem with that now (9.1% unemployment)
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
@jtkirkfan2002
Then why didn't see another huge bump, like we did under Bush?
Why has it been the same steady growth?
17R3W 6 months ago
@17R3W Why hasn't Obama "created or saved" 4 million jobs? Why is unemployment under him the highest it's been in decades? Why haven't he and his cohorts, who pretend to be champions of the poor, found ways to get people off food stamps and back to being self-sufficient? It's an easy answer. When people are self-sufficient, they don't need the socialists to take care of them anymore.
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
@17R3W PS. And don't bother with any of the usual, "Those mean Republicans wouldn't let him..." nonsense. He had a blank check for two years and the only thing he got through was the Obamanation of Obamacare. He's been such a failure that his buddies in Hollywood have to make an October surprise movie about gettin Bin Laden, which it is suspected that he gave up classified information, to remind Americans of the single thing he got right. cont'
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
@jtkirkfan2002
Haha, yes, Obama is a failure, (I don't believe I ever said he wasn't), but what he isn't is a socialist.
I'm still hoping someone like Bernie Sanders will Primary him (Bernie is a Democratic Socialist) or at the very least Ron Paul will run against him.
17R3W 6 months ago
@17R3W Sorry I wasn't clear. Obama is a failure in the eyes of most Americans because he didn't fix the economy, make the sea levels fall, make all other countries love us, etc, etc. However he succeeded in what he set out to do in that he's damaged the private sector and made more and more Americans multi-generationally dependent on government. He's divided us in ways that we never thought possible.
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
@17R3W cont' BTW, he only got that right because he kept Bush policies in place, i.e. Club Gitmo and "advanced interrogtation techniques".
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
@jtkirkfan2002
Here I disagree with you.
Have you forgotten that Bush closed ALEC station? The CIA office who's sole job was to get Osama?
Bush failed on Osama as bad as Obama has failed on economy.
17R3W 6 months ago
@17R3W But Obama has succeeded with the economy. He wanted the results he's gotten. He wants thousands out of work and lined up on the receiving end from "Uncle Sugar" (btw, for all of you easily offended, that statement, like "Kool-Aid drinkers", has no racist content. It's what we used to say "US" stood for in the army.) His "success" is why Rush stated, "I hope he fails."
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
@17R3W God called, wants your brain back due to non-use
foxmort 6 months ago
@foxmort
This is what I love about conservatives. I give you facts, you in return give personal insults.
JtKirkFan2002 was presenting actual arguments against what I was saying, but not you.
You called me a "doody head" or something.
17R3W 6 months ago
Very true but, you put "conservatives" and I'm sure you meant "Liberals."
rebe1130 6 months ago
@rebe1130
I should have put "some conservatives" because JTKirKFan2002 is being respectful and and backing up his statements with facts, it's just FoxMort who's a troll.
I can attest, that there are many many Liberal trolls as well. Trying making any anti-Obama statement, (and even if you are to the left of Obama) they call you a "GOP Clown".
I guess there are trolls of every color.
17R3W 6 months ago
only a liberal stick in the mud could give this thumbs down
docr291 6 months ago
What is the address for Jodi miller's web site?
CECCOCECIL 6 months ago
@CECCOCECIL
Lemon Party (.) com
17R3W 6 months ago
I'll say again and again this is the way to start off the weekend. LOVED IT.
computerpurple 6 months ago
who watches Chris Matthews ??? PMSNBC ratings are in the toilet. The real viewers are conservatives tuning in for a laugh .........
dirtyblondny 6 months ago
PERRY + BACHMANN 2012 :)
TORREY333 6 months ago
Carter’s failure lead to Reagan’s victory.
Obama’s failure will lead to Ron Paul’s victory (or at least I hope he’s the candidate).
But knowing how dumb Americans are, he’ll probably be re-elected. Americans were dumb enough to re-elect Bush.
BlameTheFirst 6 months ago
@BlameTheFirst So you're saying that if Americans had been smart, they would have voted for Kerry instead of Bush?
That's what's so charming about Paulistinians, they are so cute when they pretend they can reason.
Mauser712 6 months ago
@Mauser712 lol
AtheistSpanker 6 months ago
@BlameTheFirst You really wanted President Lurch?
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
@jtkirkfan2002 No. But the lesser of two evils is still evil.
BlameTheFirst 6 months ago
@BlameTheFirst Paul has some good ideas, but is too prone to head off into the extremist right giggle weeds. I've had enough of the extremist giggles weeds from the Democrats to last me the rest of my life. I'd support a flat tax or fair tax in a second and getting rid of a majority of useless government agencies like the Dept's of Energy, Education and the EPA. However I can't back his desire for isolationism.
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
@jtkirkfan2002 He's not isolationist. He's noninterventionist. Learn the difference.
BlameTheFirst 6 months ago
@BlameTheFirst He wants to sit back and do nothing while thugs and dictators oppress their people. That's wrong.
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
The Acorn joke was great!!
usgop 6 months ago
The Boxers like Kim's rear end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Politicalboxers 6 months ago
I noticed how the Liberal Fascists have stopped attacking this channel.
They're demoralized by all of the "Hope and Change."
thomaserossi 6 months ago
@thomaserossi LOVE your post comment.
computerpurple 6 months ago
Thanks for the laughs Jodi. Needed this.
willysings 6 months ago
Thank You NewsBusted, you guys are the greatest. Jodi, you're awesome!
loveclevelandohio1 6 months ago
The ACORN line was super!!! Great job, Jodie!
twhditto 6 months ago
Jodie marry me!
gonavy505 6 months ago
Chris Mathews will blow Obama if he ever gets the chance !!!!!!! " OH I Just Get A Shiver Up My Leg !!!!!! " Ernie is straight . Bert is Bisexual and Ms. Piggy bends Chris Mathews over and does the nasty on him every friday out behind Joes Fried Squid Shack all dressed in shiny black leather.Chris likes it.
bigdavesays 6 months ago 7
@bigdavesays Yeah, that shiver up Chris Mathews leg sounds like premature ejaculation.
loveclevelandohio1 6 months ago
@loveclevelandohio1 sounded like Peripheral artery disease to me, Chris should watch the commercials those "evil" drug companies pay his network to run in between slander's of the Republicans', Oil companies, tea party members, & the drug companies themselves. tingling in the of legs is a symptom of peripheral artery disease. he could be in danger of having a stroke. then again maybe he has been having a stroke, that would explain some of the crazy things he is known for saying.
kdraper2007 6 months ago
Lmao RINO Romney did invent Obamacare.
freakylocz14 6 months ago 2
I would have thought she would have looked more like Helen Thomas
DrJohnADeLong 6 months ago
Usually I just nod my head in agreement and smile a little. But this time I did a real LOL. All of your vids are good but this one war real good.
Iamajanitor01 6 months ago
Don't worry, There are 56 other states that ACORN will use.
ExtremePeppers 6 months ago 2
Puppets are being fisted constantly so of course they're gay. Unless the puppeteer is a woman then, well, thats just sick
megamaniac76 6 months ago
Bert and Ernie are not gay. They aren't straight either. They're puppets!
Mistertbones 6 months ago 4
thanks for the laughs
MrColt45acp 6 months ago
Awesome Herman Munster... I knew he was good for something other then collecting 'Purple Hearts' for splinters.
xtaxplayer 6 months ago 2
They should've put Pelosi's picture at the end instead.
zeefly226 6 months ago 2
Jodie 4 prez
BrandonLBusch 6 months ago
What is wrong with people when they have to announce the Bert & Ernie aren't gay? Two best friends can't be room mates? A male can't have a close friendship with another male without it being romantic? Or is the gay movement that desperate to influence our kids?
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago 2
@jtkirkfan2002 I'm guessing you missed all the controversy over B & E a couple of weeks ago. Gay rights folks were wanting to spin that they were Gay to teach kids about same sex couples.
roldolfo03 6 months ago
@roldolfo03 This subject has been popping up for years. I thing it really got going from an extremist religious group who accused them of being gay. I heard Dana Leosch talking earlier this week about some gay activist wanting them to get married.l A lot of people always thought they were brothers. I just assumed that they were best friends like all kids who are age-appropriate for the show would have.
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
Loved the Acorn joke. Guess they will have to go back to registering their pets names.
Dorby5826and360 6 months ago 2
@Dorby5826and360 There's always Mickey Mouse and the staring line up of the Dallas Cowboys.
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
I think its very funny, but, also correct with our current theif in the whitehouse.
bigjack940 6 months ago
Good stuff Jodi.
TheRowwdy 6 months ago
Worse than Carter!
cowgirlmoon 6 months ago
Awesome, I need a lighter look at things.
mjburhans 6 months ago
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Dang that girl has a smile!!!
meandale 6 months ago
RON PAUL 2012!!! God you people are idiots. Bachmann, perry, palin, romney, they all the same damn thing. No one is consistent and follows the constitution anymore... Except RON PAUL! RON PAUL 2012 or NOTHING!
bodybuilder444444 6 months ago
@bodybuilder444444, so if he doesn't win in the primaries, your non vote will go for Obama.
oilhammer04 6 months ago 2
@oilhammer04 wont matter, the other republican candidates are the same bed, wrapped in a different blanket.
bodybuilder444444 6 months ago
@bodybuilder444444, unfortunately, their fiscal policies are too similar, but when it comes to judges, Obama appoints really bad ones for the future of the country. When we have judges who believe in a "living" Constitution, then it's like not having a Constitution.
oilhammer04 6 months ago
@bodybuilder444444 Why Ron Paul? Are you a druggie just tryint to insure it'll be easy to get illegal drugs or what?
bigjack940 6 months ago
@bodybuilder444444 Paul will attempt to pull the country as far right into the giggle weeds as Obama attempted to pull it to the left. He's got some good ideas, but some of what he says is just crazy. ANY Republican will do a better job than Obama. Getting rid of him has to be the top priority.
jtkirkfan2002 6 months ago
@bodybuilder444444 Then nothing. Thank you for your reasonable approach. Making it about a personal cult instead of the issues might make a Paulista. You play high stakes poker with scorched earth politics and want others to compromise? Ridiculous.
scepticsteve 6 months ago
At the Joan Rivers roast they made so many on point comments about her face! it was hilarious!!
Shargrailar 6 months ago
Vote Palin, become western Iran.
TheBrotherOfSisters 6 months ago
Wow, John Kerry would make a great munster.
ntdude4 6 months ago
Bachmann/Palin 2012!
pcreator 6 months ago
The last part about Lucy was awful but completely hysterical all in one fell swoop. Thanks for the laughs Jodi Miller.
dvidal1985 6 months ago 9
Love you Jodie!!!!!
hualni 6 months ago 18
obama is even Much Worse than Jimbo!
3martijns 6 months ago 3